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Posted: 6/9/2017 1:44:52 PM EDT
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Why? Because there's no activity for which Crocs are the most suitable (i.e. functional) footwear. People wear Crocs because they're "trendy". End of story. And sorry, I've never owned Sperrys, Birks, or any other fratastic/homo shoes. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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It depends. Do you tie your kitchen apron in the front or in the back when you bake cookies for your boyfriend? Seriously dude, a grown-ass man has no business wearing those things. I do grown-ass man things in them. The same people as mouthing them are probably the same wearing sperrys  And sorry, I've never owned Sperrys, Birks, or any other fratastic/homo shoes. |
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Posted: 6/9/2017 1:44:52 PM EDT
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Strap in front for formal wear.
Strap in back for casual wear. |
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Posted: 6/9/2017 1:46:01 PM EDT
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 You must be a big time farmer.
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Posted: 6/9/2017 1:48:13 PM EDT
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You're not supposed to wear them at all. |
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Posted: 6/9/2017 1:52:29 PM EDT
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Real men don't wear rubber shoes, unless they are rock climbing.
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Posted: 6/9/2017 1:57:30 PM EDT
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Real men don't wear rubber shoes, unless they are rock climbing.
Real men wear what they want to wear... and don't care what others think about it. (You can substitute eat, drink, drive, and countless other verbs for ”wear” above, FWIW.) |
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Posted: 6/9/2017 2:05:26 PM EDT
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You're not supposed to wear them at all. |
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Posted: 6/9/2017 2:11:27 PM EDT
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I used to be a "I'll NEVER wear Crocs" type. Then my wife bought me some. For the longest time, they sat in the shoe cubby, unworn, until 1 day I needed to run outside really quick & I needed something on my feet. Since then, I wear them frequently when I need footwear of the slippers/sandals variety. I've even worn a pair of "fur" lined in a hunting blind before, because I was so focused on getting out to hunt, I didn't even think about my boots sitting outside the door overnight.
So, ~90% of the time, strap is in front for easy/quick on & off. When on a boat/going through water/etc., straps in back to keep them on my feet. Interesting side note, my father now wears them since due to his size & health issues, he can't put on a pair of shoes like a normal person. Will they replace my boots & shoes? Of course not. Need to run outside really quick/don't have/like sandals? They're perfect for that. |
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Posted: 6/9/2017 2:11:50 PM EDT
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lol crocs.
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Posted: 6/9/2017 2:15:20 PM EDT
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You're not supposed to wear them at all. |
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Posted: 6/9/2017 2:18:10 PM EDT
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You're not supposed to wear them at all. |
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Posted: 6/9/2017 2:19:23 PM EDT
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I use Crocs basically as outdoor slippers to get to and from the hottub in the snow which they are perfect for. In that application it's straps to the front I sure as fuck would never wear them off my property but they have their place. |
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Posted: 6/9/2017 2:21:46 PM EDT
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Crocs with straps is like wearing strap-on dildos on your feet.
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Posted: 6/9/2017 2:24:47 PM EDT
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Do we have the archived thread that explains why you never mess with a man who wears pink Crocs?
TL/DR crowd, dude in gun store wearing pink crocs and worker takes photo of them, turns out the dude had killed a home invader and needed a new gun while his was in the evidence locker as room temp perp had multiple half brothers looking for payback. |
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Posted: 6/9/2017 2:25:54 PM EDT
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thank god I'm not a cuck pussy and only worry about shit that matters
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Posted: 6/9/2017 2:26:56 PM EDT
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That's what flip flops are for. In honor of this thread, I think I shall see if I can wear Crocs all weekend when outside. But then again, I'm secure enough in my manhood to not care what a bunch of spongebob watching, basement dwelling, cheeto eating, printer repairmen on the internet think of my foot attire. 
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Posted: 6/9/2017 2:31:47 PM EDT
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I personally hate flip flops. ... 
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Posted: 6/9/2017 2:32:05 PM EDT
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I personally hate flip flops. In honor of this thread, I think I shall see if I can wear Crocs all weekend when outside. But then again, I'm secure enough in my manhood to not care what a bunch of spongebob watching, basement dwelling, cheeto eating, printer repairmen on the internet think of my foot attire. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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That's what flip flops are for. In honor of this thread, I think I shall see if I can wear Crocs all weekend when outside. But then again, I'm secure enough in my manhood to not care what a bunch of spongebob watching, basement dwelling, cheeto eating, printer repairmen on the internet think of my foot attire. ETA sent while doing manly work.  what I look like with a rivet gun.
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Posted: 6/9/2017 2:34:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/9/2017 2:39:29 PM EDT
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You're not supposed to wear them at all. |
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Posted: 6/9/2017 2:43:59 PM EDT
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I also wear the fur lined ones. Am I a women?
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Posted: 6/9/2017 2:45:29 PM EDT
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I had never heard of Crocs until I got to Afghanistan and our project manager was wearing them in the snow en route to the sanitary trailer. I was wearing my boots and carrying my tsinelas/flip flops/shower shoes/whateverthehellyouwanttocallthem with my dopp bag. Yeah. A mite more convenient.
Personally, when I'm home in the PI, I wear Teva waterproof sandals, as I can run in them, as some thieving little bastards found out when they tried to outrun the big ass white guy and failed.  I had a pair of surf shoes from Sandugo, but they quit making them in my size.
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Posted: 6/9/2017 2:45:41 PM EDT
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I also wear the fur lined ones. Am I a women? |
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Posted: 6/9/2017 2:46:10 PM EDT
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No.
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Posted: 6/9/2017 2:47:31 PM EDT
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Well they aren't holding down your manhood so forward i guess??
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Posted: 6/9/2017 2:49:17 PM EDT
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I thought Crocs were for 7-10 year olds or Adult males entering a San Francisco bath house.
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Posted: 6/9/2017 2:50:02 PM EDT
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You're not supposed to wear them at all. |
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Posted: 6/9/2017 2:50:29 PM EDT
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with socks is the correct answer
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Posted: 6/9/2017 2:54:31 PM EDT
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That's what flip flops are for. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I use Crocs basically as outdoor slippers to get to and from the hottub in the snow which they are perfect for. In that application it's straps to the front I sure as fuck would never wear them off my property but they have their place. |
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Posted: 6/9/2017 2:59:06 PM EDT
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Strap forward on mine most of the time. I keep a pair by every exterior door in case I need to go kill a coyote or whatever at the coop. I don't even have to look down, just slide in em whilst keeping my eyes on the vermin.
Y'all can have my crocs when you pull em off my cold, dead feets.
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Posted: 6/9/2017 2:59:20 PM EDT
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So are trans men. ETA sent while doing manly work. what I look like with a rivet gun.
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Posted: 6/9/2017 3:09:04 PM EDT
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Strap in back while walking backwards and while cutting grass. Strap forward the rest of the time.
I do like the fur lined ones in the winter. |
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Posted: 6/9/2017 3:12:49 PM EDT
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Crocs have enough of a side to keep snow out for the most part. Flip flops don't. I see you're in Texas where that isn't much of a concern though. Maybe this could be some kind of battle royale for hot tub footwear...flip flops vs crocs. I'm thinking I don't care that much. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I use Crocs basically as outdoor slippers to get to and from the hottub in the snow which they are perfect for. In that application it's straps to the front I sure as fuck would never wear them off my property but they have their place.
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Posted: 6/9/2017 3:15:25 PM EDT
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Having the strap on helps secure them to your feet as you are being pounded in the ass by another man. I call them sack slappers because that's what your going to be doing 75% of the time while wearing them. |
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Posted: 6/9/2017 3:15:29 PM EDT
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<----What I looked like doing manly things in foreign countries (check avatar). Also man enough to admit wearing Crocs doesn't magically turn you into an WTFLGTBBQ. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So are trans men. ETA sent while doing manly work. what I look like with a rivet gun.
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Posted: 6/9/2017 3:16:25 PM EDT
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Having the strap on helps secure them to your feet as you are being pounded in the ass by another man. I call them sack slappers because that's what your going to be doing 75% of the time while wearing them. |
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Posted: 6/9/2017 3:19:10 PM EDT
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You would know. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Having the strap on helps secure them to your feet as you are being pounded in the ass by another man. I call them sack slappers because that's what your going to be doing 75% of the time while wearing them. No, no I wouldn't. |
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Posted: 6/9/2017 3:20:33 PM EDT
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Strap in front. But, I only wear them in the following two settings:
Shower shoes at the gym...so as not to step in God knows what. At the cabin when going inside and out and not wanting to constantly be putting boots on and taking them off. |
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Posted: 6/9/2017 3:23:35 PM EDT
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My name is EFPETER, and I wear CROCS.
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Posted: 6/9/2017 3:23:56 PM EDT
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About his experience having some guy pound his ass? No, no I wouldn't. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Having the strap on helps secure them to your feet as you are being pounded in the ass by another man. I call them sack slappers because that's what your going to be doing 75% of the time while wearing them. No, no I wouldn't.
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Posted: 6/9/2017 3:25:11 PM EDT
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How does your husband want you to wear them? Because his opinion matters a helluva lot more than ours does.
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Posted: 6/9/2017 3:27:05 PM EDT
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LOL
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Posted: 6/9/2017 3:30:23 PM EDT
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You're not supposed to wear them at all. |
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Posted: 6/9/2017 3:33:58 PM EDT
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You're not supposed to wear them at all. |
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Posted: 6/9/2017 4:54:38 PM EDT
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Slaps FTW
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Posted: 6/9/2017 4:59:31 PM EDT
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I thought the strap was just something for the dog to pull on.
Flip-flops are for cretins and women.
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Posted: 6/9/2017 5:00:22 PM EDT
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Strap forward = fuck it mode. Strap backward= go fast mode 
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Posted: 6/9/2017 5:09:49 PM EDT
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Why? Because there's no activity for which Crocs are the most suitable (i.e. functional) footwear. People wear Crocs because they're "trendy". End of story. And sorry, I've never owned Sperrys, Birks, or any other fratastic/homo shoes. |
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Posted: 6/9/2017 6:00:57 PM EDT
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I bought some to use like others have said. A utility shoe for taking out the trash, trips to the garage pantry and will shuffle around the garage on minor projects. They're easy to dump off at the door. I also like them for camping.
My son calls the Big Rubber Masturbators or BRMBs. |
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Posted: 6/9/2017 6:08:36 PM EDT
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I can give you tons of scenarios where they are the most functional. Sitting my ass on the couch drinking a beer. Wife says "hey isn't it trash night?" I say "fuck!" Throw on my crocs, toss the trash into the bed of the gator, drive it to the road. Return and slip crocs off. I'm not putting on boots for that simple stuff. Crocs work great. Mowing the yard? Crocs work great. I could go on and on. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Why? Because there's no activity for which Crocs are the most suitable (i.e. functional) footwear. People wear Crocs because they're "trendy". End of story. And sorry, I've never owned Sperrys, Birks, or any other fratastic/homo shoes. Sitting my ass on the couch drinking a beer. Wife says "hey isn't it trash night?" I say "fuck!" Throw on my crocs, toss the trash into the bed of the gator, drive it to the road. Return and slip crocs off. I'm not putting on boots for that simple stuff. Crocs work great. Mowing the yard? Crocs work great. I could go on and on. You tell those nerds! |
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