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Posted: 11/23/2020 10:34:58 PM EDT
Sitting in the ER surgery in the morning AMA
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:35:24 PM EDT
[#1]
How, and both?
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:35:32 PM EDT
[#2]
How?
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:35:48 PM EDT
[#3]
Was the Snu-snu worth it?
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:35:51 PM EDT
[#4]
How?
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:35:54 PM EDT
[#5]
F2PNI
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:36:18 PM EDT
[#6]
Have you ever had a cup of milk...ever....in your life?
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:36:35 PM EDT
[#7]
So that whole "drink milk" campaign was pretty much a crock of shit, huh?

Get better soon!
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:36:41 PM EDT
[#8]
Hips was a typo. Broke my right hip. Lost footing in the shower and came down like a sack of potatoes.
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:36:42 PM EDT
[#9]
How big was she and why did you let her get on top?
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:36:47 PM EDT
[#10]
did she thrust harder than you?

eta 5 seconds beat
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:37:10 PM EDT
[#11]
Do you squat?
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:37:25 PM EDT
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I finish a gallon by myself in less than 2 days.
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:37:35 PM EDT
[#13]
Did your life alert save you?
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:37:52 PM EDT
[#14]
How does the pooping work now?
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:38:11 PM EDT
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Jesus, take it easy on her next time
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:38:25 PM EDT
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Lol my girlfriend is tiny. But see previous answer
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:38:33 PM EDT
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Just how big a boy are ya?
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:38:36 PM EDT
[#18]
By any chance you weren’t wrestling naked in a convenience store were you?
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:38:46 PM EDT
[#19]
Have they had you up and doing stairs yet?
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:38:48 PM EDT
[#20]
Sorry man.
Get better soon.
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:38:50 PM EDT
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I was laying there about an hour before I could get ahold of anyone
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:39:04 PM EDT
[#22]
Shitty luck. I fucking hate milk so I’m probably screwed and doomed to break all the things sooner or later.

I have two herniated disk in my back that are driving me to the limits of sanity at the moment
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:39:17 PM EDT
[#23]
Fractured my hip at 33, got flung off tubing and landed all fucked up. Recovery is going to suck OP, let it heal and know it’s gonna take a year or so to feel “normal”
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:39:25 PM EDT
[#24]
Can you masturbate relatively pain free?
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:39:41 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:39:47 PM EDT
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Was it a full power shot?
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:39:54 PM EDT
[#27]
She broke your hips?

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Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:40:10 PM EDT
[#28]
Broke your Pelvis? That has to suck.

Prayers out for a good recovery
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:40:12 PM EDT
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Don’t know. Haven’t had to yet. I hope it doesn’t suck.
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:40:18 PM EDT
[#30]
Don’t use so much lotion next time you’re jacking around in the shower.
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:40:38 PM EDT
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I am a pretty big guy.
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:40:56 PM EDT
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They haven’t repaired the break yet
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:41:09 PM EDT
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Sorry man.
Get better soon.
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Thank you!
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:41:37 PM EDT
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Well that’s wonderful. I hope you’re 100%
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:41:42 PM EDT
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Oh shit, that fresh?

Damn.

How’s the pain?
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:41:44 PM EDT
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lots of dark leafy greens are a better bet than milk if you want strong bones
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:41:55 PM EDT
[#37]
You are brave to post this OP.  Thank you for the incoming comedy that we will all enjoy.
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:42:13 PM EDT
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I was laying there about an hour before I could get ahold of anyone
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Damn man.

Sorry!

Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:42:31 PM EDT
[#39]
Yea happened at 4:10est. Couldn’t get 911 till 5:20
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:42:57 PM EDT
[#40]
The bathroom is the most dangerous room in the house.  (L. Correia)

Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:43:02 PM EDT
[#41]
a/s/l
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:43:03 PM EDT
[#42]
Damn. You have hips like my grandmother?
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:43:04 PM EDT
[#43]
Arf is allowed in the hospital? Last time I was in it was blocked and used data.
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:43:50 PM EDT
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Oh well. I’m trying to pass the time and take my mind off the pain
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:43:55 PM EDT
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i fell in the shower last year, landed neck first right into my sliding door. Was out of the gym for 3 months. If I wasn't in good shape I would have been dead on impact.

shower mats save lives
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:44:07 PM EDT
[#46]
You pick out what nursing home you want yet?  The further you get from the large cities, the better.

Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:44:14 PM EDT
[#47]
Attacked by a big manatee?
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:44:17 PM EDT
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I’m on data.
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:44:59 PM EDT
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Oldest daughter got bucked of her horse and broke her pelvis in 2 places. Ended having surgery to repair one of the breaks. She is off the walker now and doing ok. Sucked for a while, best of luck to you
Link Posted: 11/23/2020 10:45:10 PM EDT
[#50]
Sorry. I was expecting a Gina Carano joke.

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