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Link Posted: 7/23/2010 1:56:15 PM EDT
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I lost on this one!!!  Too funny.
Link Posted: 8/6/2010 1:39:42 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/11/2010 4:53:48 PM EDT
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Apparently the Halloran guy is a candidate for New Hampshire state representative - Dem, of course.
What a piece of shit.

Link Posted: 8/12/2010 1:37:38 PM EDT
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Just posted a good one for one of my FB friends...a very sweet, lovable lady and a raging feminist. This should go over well...



Link Posted: 8/12/2010 1:39:28 PM EDT
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Just posted a good one for one of my FB friends...a very sweet, lovable lady and a raging feminist. This should go over well...



http://i36.tinypic.com/r2mb6f.jpg


LOL



 
Link Posted: 8/21/2010 12:55:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/21/2010 1:27:53 PM EDT
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Donut Slinger!She should change to something more useful, like a degree in Sociology.  





 
Link Posted: 8/21/2010 1:51:23 PM EDT
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   Donut Slinger!She should change to something more useful, like a degree in Sociology.  


 






The part that really had me rolling was that failing to obtain a good job with her chosen skill set she decided that an additional degree in Woman's Studies would be just the thing to push her over the top to a successful career.
 
Link Posted: 8/21/2010 1:58:46 PM EDT
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   Donut Slinger!She should change to something more useful, like a degree in Sociology.  

 




The part that really had me rolling was that failing to obtain a good job with her chosen skill set she decided that an additional degree in Woman's Studies would be just the thing to push her over the top to a successful career.
 


Head Donut Slinger!  



 
Link Posted: 8/21/2010 2:31:50 PM EDT
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   Donut Slinger!She should change to something more useful, like a degree in Sociology.  

 




The part that really had me rolling was that failing to obtain a good job with her chosen skill set she decided that an additional degree in Woman's Studies would be just the thing to push her over the top to a successful career.
 


Head Donut Slinger!  

 


Bet she was hoping for dough maker.
 
Link Posted: 8/21/2010 2:58:28 PM EDT
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   Donut Slinger!She should change to something more useful, like a degree in Sociology.  

 




The part that really had me rolling was that failing to obtain a good job with her chosen skill set she decided that an additional degree in Woman's Studies would be just the thing to push her over the top to a successful career.
 


Head Donut Slinger!  

 


Bet she was hoping for dough maker.





 


AH HA ah ha  ahhhh.....



........



 
Link Posted: 8/21/2010 3:37:27 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/21/2010 3:53:50 PM EDT
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I always wondered about that - Guys like Shaq O'Neal and names that start with Mc...


A lot of former slaves took their former masters last name.  Other's picked their own names, often after famous America's.  Hence the amount of Jeffersons and Washingtons.



Neat, didn't know that.
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 4:26:44 PM EDT
[#14]
saw this one today posted by one of my female coworkers




 
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 6:17:41 PM EDT
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saw this one today posted by one of my female coworkers
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/mikehunt234/facial.jpg  


...and?
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 6:22:50 PM EDT
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saw this one today posted by one of my female coworkers
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/mikehunt234/facial.jpg  


...and?


think.... 'bukkake'....
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 6:34:55 PM EDT
[#17]
I don't know if this has been posted or not but this is pretty funny. A brother gets revenge on his sister by posting her "dick sucking list" on facebook.

http://www.leenks.com/link298730.html

I don't know how to post it as a picture but if you do feel free to do so.
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 6:39:14 PM EDT
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saw this one today posted by one of my female coworkers

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/mikehunt234/facial.jpg  




...and?




think.... 'bukkake'....
You know the term  facial DID NOT start in  porn, right?





 
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 7:15:33 PM EDT
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saw this one today posted by one of my female coworkers
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/mikehunt234/facial.jpg  


...and?


think.... 'bukkake'....
You know the term  facial DID NOT start in  porn, right?

 


no, but porn Pwned the term ever since it was coined in that meaning....
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 7:17:08 PM EDT
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saw this one today posted by one of my female coworkers

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/mikehunt234/facial.jpg  




...and?




think.... 'bukkake'....
You know the term  facial DID NOT start in  porn, right?



 




no, but porn Pwned the term ever since it was coined in that meaning....


Maybe for you.  Get out more often.  I knew exactly what she was talking about in that post.  And it wasn't a penis product..



 
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 7:25:56 PM EDT
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no, but porn Pwned the term ever since it was coined in that meaning....

Maybe for you.  Get out more often.  I knew exactly what she was talking about in that post.  And it wasn't a penis product..
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Jesus fucking christ, lighten up, Francis. The guy was making a joke. With you airing all these histrionics for all the site to read, people are gonna suspect your daddy did sick shit to you when you were little.
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 7:30:59 PM EDT
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no, but porn Pwned the term ever since it was coined in that meaning....



Maybe for you.  Get out more often.  I knew exactly what she was talking about in that post.  And it wasn't a penis product..


 






Jesus fucking christ, lighten up, Francis. The guy was making a joke. With you airing all these histrionics for all the site to read, people are gonna suspect your daddy did sick shit to you when you were little.


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People that bring that up randomly tend to be the ones who actually had it happen to them.   If you'd like to talk there are councilors available.  You don't have to scared of your past.





 
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 7:32:32 PM EDT
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Simply........... Sublime.  

Link Posted: 9/11/2010 7:34:09 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/11/2010 7:38:33 PM EDT
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saw this one today posted by one of my female coworkers
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/mikehunt234/facial.jpg  


...and?


think.... 'bukkake'....
You know the term  facial DID NOT start in  porn, right?

 


no, but porn Pwned the term ever since it was coined in that meaning....

Maybe for you.  Get out more often.  I knew exactly what she was talking about in that post.  And it wasn't a penis product..
 


way too serious here...
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 8:43:38 PM EDT
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saw this one today posted by one of my female coworkers
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/mikehunt234/facial.jpg  


...and?


think.... 'bukkake'....
You know the term  facial DID NOT start in  porn, right?

 


no, but porn Pwned the term ever since it was coined in that meaning....

Maybe for you.  Get out more often.  I knew exactly what she was talking about in that post.  And it wasn't a penis product..
 


way too serious here...


yeah agreed. Sorry, didn't mean to start nothin'. And I guess I got it then, but the other facebook snippits on this thread have been a little more blatantly absurd, ya know? That one just didn't hit me right off the bat. My bad.
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 8:45:48 PM EDT
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Simply........... Sublime.  


and yes, that one has been my favorite thus far as well.

-bwall
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 6:13:17 AM EDT
[#29]
wow. don't think I've ever caused a shit storm like that before

yeah I knew what she meant before I even got to the next word past facial but I still thought about the cheap joke
Link Posted: 9/16/2010 9:56:59 AM EDT
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saw this one today posted by one of my female coworkers
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/mikehunt234/facial.jpg  


...and?


think.... 'bukkake'....
You know the term  facial DID NOT start in  porn, right?

 


no, but porn Pwned the term ever since it was coined in that meaning....

Maybe for you.  Get out more often.  I knew exactly what she was talking about in that post.  And it wasn't a penis product..
 


Ya know how I know your gay....
Link Posted: 9/17/2010 12:02:48 AM EDT
[#31]
All she's worried about is the "1".







(This was on the Taylor Swift page).
Link Posted: 9/17/2010 12:07:45 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/17/2010 12:22:05 AM EDT
[#35]
Facebook... isn't that the "I'm pooping now. Now I'm flushing" site? Or is that Twitter? Which site would I join, if I ever became a quadrapalegic and unable to function in the real physical world?
Link Posted: 9/17/2010 1:00:56 AM EDT
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Facebook... isn't that the "I'm pooping now. Now I'm flushing" site? Or is that Twitter? Which site would I join, if I ever became a quadrapalegic and unable to function in the real physical world?


A buddy of mine made a Twitter account that he only posts to while shitting.



 
Link Posted: 9/17/2010 1:52:31 AM EDT
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Which site would I join, ...


Join both.



 
Link Posted: 9/17/2010 2:13:38 AM EDT
[#38]
This thread is awsome!
Link Posted: 9/17/2010 3:10:57 AM EDT
[#39]



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I had a similiar problem with our 14 year old baby sitter across the street.



The day after she babysat for us, I found a couple of weird pics on our laptop. Upon further investigation, I found some short lesbian porn movie files (they were pretty hot too, but they weren't mine)



Then I started checking the IE cache, sure enough, she had myspace and facebook pages. Lots of pics, no nudity, but she wasn't as innocent as she pretended. She pretended to be older and bisexual. Lots of people asking her for nude pics. She said she was waiting for her own digital camera. I printed it all out and gave it to her mom. I didn't want to get tangled up with some kind of jail bait porn.



I did delete all her "sex" stuff off her myspace page, left little messages to the folks asking for pics, telling them I was turning it over to the police. (I didn't) Last I checked that page was abandoned.



Usually when I came home, the front door was locked and bolted, so I always had to wait for her to open it. She always seem to be in the bedroom area of the house and out of breath when she came to the door. I always suspected she was laying on our king sized 4 poster bed watching lesbian porn playing with herself.



After that, I always unplugged the router when she was around.




Damn it - why did you stop. I was almost there...



Y'all are some sick motherfuckers around here, but you do make me laugh.

 
Link Posted: 9/17/2010 3:22:49 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/17/2010 5:50:27 AM EDT
[#41]
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I don't know if this has been posted or not but this is pretty funny. A brother gets revenge on his sister by posting her "dick sucking list" on facebook.

http://www.leenks.com/link298730.html

I don't know how to post it as a picture but if you do feel free to do so.


Link Posted: 9/17/2010 5:53:57 AM EDT
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saw this one today posted by one of my female coworkers
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/mikehunt234/facial.jpg  


...and?


think.... 'bukkake'....
You know the term  facial DID NOT start in  porn, right?

 


And 'gay' used to mean 'happy'.
Link Posted: 9/20/2010 1:40:16 PM EDT
[#43]
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I had a similiar problem with our 14 year old baby sitter across the street.

The day after she babysat for us, I found a couple of weird pics on our laptop. Upon further investigation, I found some short lesbian porn movie files (they were pretty hot too, but they weren't mine)

Then I started checking the IE cache, sure enough, she had myspace and facebook pages. Lots of pics, no nudity, but she wasn't as innocent as she pretended. She pretended to be older and bisexual. Lots of people asking her for nude pics. She said she was waiting for her own digital camera. I printed it all out and gave it to her mom. I didn't want to get tangled up with some kind of jail bait porn.

I did delete all her "sex" stuff off her myspace page, left little messages to the folks asking for pics, telling them I was turning it over to the police. (I didn't) Last I checked that page was abandoned.

Usually when I came home, the front door was locked and bolted, so I always had to wait for her to open it. She always seem to be in the bedroom area of the house and out of breath when she came to the door. I always suspected she was laying on our king sized 4 poster bed watching lesbian porn playing with herself.

After that, I always unplugged the router when she was around.


Damn it - why did you stop. I was almost there...

Y'all are some sick motherfuckers around here, but you do make me laugh.  


Two words: Nanny Cam...

[ETA]  Oops - wait, I didn't catch the "14 yrs old" part.  Sorry.  Cancel the Chris Hansen visit to my home.
Link Posted: 9/22/2010 4:18:20 AM EDT
[#45]
Wow... it's been a year since this thread was started and I forgot I even posted on it.



Just skimmed the pages for the pics and I'm rolling laughing.




Link Posted: 9/29/2010 9:41:00 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/29/2010 10:15:59 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/29/2010 10:00:46 PM EDT
[#48]


now thats the funny schnizzle, dat right der!
Link Posted: 9/30/2010 3:16:18 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/30/2010 4:07:26 PM EDT
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I don't usually laugh at these, but that one got to me!!    

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