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Link Posted: 3/31/2013 12:55:36 AM EST
[#1]
Thanks for the laughs. Never could see it all in one sitting. It's been weeks of fun.
Edit: Oh, never mind......
Link Posted: 4/3/2013 8:55:02 AM EST
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Link Posted: 4/3/2013 2:43:43 PM EST
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Link Posted: 4/3/2013 2:50:18 PM EST
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That one gets the win for the day.

Link Posted: 4/6/2013 11:15:49 PM EST
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Link Posted: 4/7/2013 5:05:46 AM EST
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We've had members here do that.  Use an internet pic and claim it was their GF/wife.  At least they were smart enough to not use watermarked pics, though.

Link Posted: 4/7/2013 6:23:02 AM EST
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And "Bleach is like poison."    It's LIKE poison.  And it's not like something that will dissolve your insides.


i doubt a child would drink much. plus if you have city/town water you drink it every day.



Your water has chlorine in it, not bleach. It isn't the same chemical.


you cant be serious. there is a reason its called CHLORINE bleach. look up the MSDS.



Chlorine is an element. Bleach may contain chlorine but they are not the same thing. They can do similar things, but would you drink water treated with bleach?


I'm sorry, this is so funny it deserves a trip to the top.
Link Posted: 4/7/2013 6:44:26 AM EST
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The captain save a hoe friendzone guy loses again!
Link Posted: 4/7/2013 10:12:07 AM EST
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The captain save a hoe friendzone guy loses again!


Unless......

Link Posted: 4/7/2013 10:24:09 AM EST
[#10]


Needs an update to see how long it lasted.

I won't lie, I have seen it happen with a few friends. But, it seems when it came to getting physical, the woman couldn't shake the friendship feeling.
Link Posted: 4/7/2013 10:34:04 AM EST
[#11]


Friendzone level 1000
Link Posted: 4/7/2013 10:47:50 AM EST
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Needs an update to see how long it lasted.

I won't lie, I have seen it happen with a few friends. But, it seems when it came to getting physical, the woman couldn't shake the friendship feeling.



Almost 20 years for us.  
Link Posted: 4/18/2013 10:08:42 AM EST
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http://i.imgur.com/QMvDX7r.jpg



I guess Nick was tired of being kept on a short leash.


I wouldn't be surprised if many if the pictures in this thread are either fakes or the result of one person screwing with another's account.  But, if that happens to be real, what kind of idiot thinks that wanting your significant other to wear shirts with embarrassing slogans is a good idea?
Link Posted: 4/18/2013 10:14:59 AM EST
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We've had members here do that.  Use an internet pic and claim it was their GF/wife.  At least they were smart enough to not use watermarked pics, though.



What's the deal with the second pic?  Granted, I'm on my phone, but I don't see a watermark.
Link Posted: 4/18/2013 10:21:54 AM EST
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We've had members here do that.  Use an internet pic and claim it was their GF/wife.  At least they were smart enough to not use watermarked pics, though.



What's the deal with the second pic?  Granted, I'm on my phone, but I don't see a watermark.


First pic was watermarked.

Second pic was an epic friend-zoning if you read the text.
Link Posted: 4/18/2013 10:48:51 AM EST
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That guy has a YT channel: sexyyystalker9
Link Posted: 4/18/2013 12:54:23 PM EST
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Many of them vote...  


at Capri Sun....

I understand where that guy's coming from though.

I never could get that fucking straw in those damn thing.
 


Just squeeze it a little tighter when you're poking it...




That's the secret. The straw goes right in that way.


Strains the material making it weak enough to puncture with a semi rigid straw



And you get to test out the flow rate of said straw as soon as you get it through


You folks talk like getting a straw into a Capri Sun was harder than bomb defusal.

You don't have to squeeze the package while you insert the straw, you only have to change the shape of the package so you are putting the straw in at a better angle. I figured this out right around the time I learned how to tie my shoes.

Or you could do the lazy way, and insert the straw from the bottom.
Link Posted: 4/18/2013 4:04:17 PM EST
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Link Posted: 4/18/2013 7:29:48 PM EST
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Link Posted: 4/19/2013 9:29:12 AM EST
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We've had members here do that.  Use an internet pic and claim it was their GF/wife.  At least they were smart enough to not use watermarked pics, though.



What's the deal with the second pic?  Granted, I'm on my phone, but I don't see a watermark.


First pic was watermarked.

Second pic was an epic friend-zoning if you read the text.


Ah.  Got it.
Link Posted: 4/19/2013 9:31:40 AM EST
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Needs an update to see how long it lasted.

I won't lie, I have seen it happen with a few friends. But, it seems when it came to getting physical, the woman couldn't shake the friendship feeling.

My 20 year old daughter (no pics) dated her best friend of 10 years. They are no longer together and totally destroyed their friendship.

Link Posted: 4/21/2013 2:57:21 PM EST
[#22]
This popped up on my feed today and I actually laughed.  Hardcore bro, your mom in your gang too?

Link Posted: 4/21/2013 10:34:34 PM EST
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 7:51:58 AM EST
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 8:08:55 AM EST
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Double fail-not the 1st line in book.

 
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 8:11:02 AM EST
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Double fail-not the 1st line in book.  


But it was a good bluff that paid off
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 12:15:04 PM EST
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Link Posted: 4/23/2013 12:55:11 PM EST
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Many of them vote...  


at Capri Sun....

I understand where that guy's coming from though.

I never could get that fucking straw in those damn thing.
 


Brendan,  is that you?
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 1:01:29 PM EST
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I had a similiar problem with our 14 year old baby sitter across the street.

The day after she babysat for us, I found a couple of weird pics on our laptop. Upon further investigation, I found some short lesbian porn movie files (they were pretty hot too, but they weren't mine)

Then I started checking the IE cache, sure enough, she had myspace and facebook pages. Lots of pics, no nudity, but she wasn't as innocent as she pretended. She pretended to be older and bisexual. Lots of people asking her for nude pics. She said she was waiting for her own digital camera. I printed it all out and gave it to her mom. I didn't want to get tangled up with some kind of jail bait porn.

I did delete all her "sex" stuff off her myspace page, left little messages to the folks asking for pics, telling them I was turning it over to the police. (I didn't) Last I checked that page was abandoned.

Usually when I came home, the front door was locked and bolted, so I always had to wait for her to open it. She always seem to be in the bedroom area of the house and out of breath when she came to the door. I always suspected she was laying on our king sized 4 poster bed watching lesbian porn playing with herself.

After that, I always unplugged the router when she was around.


Post date was 2009. It's 2013. She was 14. She could be 18 now.


PICS OR BAN.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 3:25:24 PM EST
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I had a similiar problem with our 14 year old baby sitter across the street.

The day after she babysat for us, I found a couple of weird pics on our laptop. Upon further investigation, I found some short lesbian porn movie files (they were pretty hot too, but they weren't mine)

Then I started checking the IE cache, sure enough, she had myspace and facebook pages. Lots of pics, no nudity, but she wasn't as innocent as she pretended. She pretended to be older and bisexual. Lots of people asking her for nude pics. She said she was waiting for her own digital camera. I printed it all out and gave it to her mom. I didn't want to get tangled up with some kind of jail bait porn.

I did delete all her "sex" stuff off her myspace page, left little messages to the folks asking for pics, telling them I was turning it over to the police. (I didn't) Last I checked that page was abandoned.

Usually when I came home, the front door was locked and bolted, so I always had to wait for her to open it. She always seem to be in the bedroom area of the house and out of breath when she came to the door. I always suspected she was laying on our king sized 4 poster bed watching lesbian porn playing with herself.

After that, I always unplugged the router when she was around.


Post date was 2009. It's 2013. She was 14. She could be 18 now.


PICS OR BAN.


A) Holy shit it was.
B) That's creepy as fuck. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 4:04:50 PM EST
[#31]



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I had a similiar problem with our 14 year old baby sitter across the street.



The day after she babysat for us, I found a couple of weird pics on our laptop. Upon further investigation, I found some short lesbian porn movie files (they were pretty hot too, but they weren't mine)



Then I started checking the IE cache, sure enough, she had myspace and facebook pages. Lots of pics, no nudity, but she wasn't as innocent as she pretended. She pretended to be older and bisexual. Lots of people asking her for nude pics. She said she was waiting for her own digital camera. I printed it all out and gave it to her mom. I didn't want to get tangled up with some kind of jail bait porn.



I did delete all her "sex" stuff off her myspace page, left little messages to the folks asking for pics, telling them I was turning it over to the police. (I didn't) Last I checked that page was abandoned.



Usually when I came home, the front door was locked and bolted, so I always had to wait for her to open it. She always seem to be in the bedroom area of the house and out of breath when she came to the door. I always suspected she was laying on our king sized 4 poster bed watching lesbian porn playing with herself.



After that, I always unplugged the router when she was around.




Post date was 2009. It's 2013. She was 14. She could be 18 now.





PICS OR BAN.




A) Holy shit it was.

B) That's creepy as fuck. What the fuck is wrong with you?



In reference to B, son of a bitch that is creepy.





 
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 4:15:09 PM EST
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Post date was 2009. It's 2013. She was 14. She could be 18 now.


PICS OR BAN.


B) That's creepy as fuck. What the fuck is wrong with you?


This needs to be said again
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 4:25:58 PM EST
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Post date was 2009. It's 2013. She was 14. She could be 18 now.


PICS OR BAN.


B) That's creepy as fuck. What the fuck is wrong with you?


This needs to be said again


It can't be said enough.  That is fucking disturbing dude.

E-95
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 5:18:31 PM EST
[#34]
I took it to mean he wanted current (18 years old) pics of her, not the ones of her at 14
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 6:10:24 PM EST
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I took it to mean he wanted current (18 years old) pics of her, not the ones of her at 14


How I took it as well.  But still creepy.

 
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 8:40:20 PM EST
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I took it to mean he wanted current (18 years old) pics of her, not the ones of her at 14

How I took it as well.  But still creepy.  


Hoping it was a joke.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 8:47:50 PM EST
[#37]
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http://i.imgur.com/w1ILdBA.png


So hardcore.


lol
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 9:04:07 PM EST
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I took it to mean he wanted current (18 years old) pics of her, not the ones of her at 14

How I took it as well.  But still creepy.  


Hoping it was a joke.


You can never tell with this place.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 9:23:48 PM EST
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I took it to mean he wanted current (18 years old) pics of her, not the ones of her at 14

How I took it as well.  But still creepy.  


not really. Maybe he's 19
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 9:25:08 PM EST
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I took it to mean he wanted current (18 years old) pics of her, not the ones of her at 14


How I took it as well.  But still creepy.  




not really. Maybe he's 19


I took it that he read a story about an underage girl and wanted of age pictures to fap to, picturing the underage story.  

 



Maybe he is 19.  Does it matter?
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 9:49:23 PM EST
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Link Posted: 4/24/2013 10:42:10 PM EST
[#42]
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Can't we all just post stupid FB shit like normal ADD Americans so I have something to laugh at other than the way my life is falling short of the goals I've set?


Turtles!
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:30:42 PM EST
[#43]
here's some OC.. saw this gem today, I think the first one was her mom or sister.



make sure you log out of facebook
Link Posted: 4/27/2013 1:01:58 AM EST
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Link Posted: 4/27/2013 1:03:17 AM EST
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My niece posted this a few days ago.

<a href="http://s157.photobucket.com/user/jbabygirlj/media/My%20Garden/icecreamfail.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t70/jbabygirlj/My%20Garden/icecreamfail.jpg</a>


The cone is an added bonus.
Link Posted: 5/9/2013 9:52:47 PM EST
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Link Posted: 5/10/2013 2:59:53 AM EST
[#47]


Talk about getting the shit end of the stick.  You get demon powers.......and all you can do is control plants.

Link Posted: 5/10/2013 6:42:22 AM EST
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here's some OC.. saw this gem today, I think the first one was her mom or sister.

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make sure you log out of facebook


I jacked my boss' FB and typed " I like little boys 8====D in my O :" He was less then pleased.
Link Posted: 5/10/2013 6:48:17 AM EST
[#49]
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The captain save a hoe friendzone guy loses again!


poor love sick bastard.
Link Posted: 5/10/2013 6:59:39 AM EST
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Talk about getting the shit end of the stick.  You get demon powers.......and all you can do is control plants.



He must be friends with Aquaman

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