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Posted: 12/17/2023 6:59:34 AM EDT
[#1]
1st & 2nd post nailed it.
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Posted: 12/17/2023 7:26:40 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I don't get the hate for miracle whip. It's not mayonnaise, but it isn't garbage. This. Most mayo sucks. |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 7:47:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Miracle whip is an affront to God. Preach! |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 8:05:39 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Born & raised on MW. Mayo is gross.  Born and raised on MW. Then I found out that it wasn't mayo and tried actual mayo. Never again, Hellman's ever since. Also, tried a tomato when I was five, never ate one since. Sauce, ketchup, NP, but never a tomato. OP messed up a good bacon, bacon, bacon and cheese sandwich on a Martin's potato bun with Hellman's. Now I have to have one for breakfast. The healthy fat in the bacon helps to offset the unhealthy soy oil in the mayo. The Hellman's is literally the only seed oil that we have in the house and used only for the occasional sandwich. Everything else is avocado oil based mayo for egg salad or chicken salad or such. |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 8:24:18 AM EDT
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MW is good. It has a sweet tanginess that goes well with bacon and tomato.
But, you gotta grow your own and not be stingy with it. Pass on the lettuce. This is a Mortgage Lifter heirloom from Southern Exposure Seed Exchange. Best tomato I know of.  Attached File |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 9:06:45 AM EDT
[#6]
did you also put pickles in it
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Posted: 12/17/2023 9:15:27 AM EDT
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Miracle whip is an affront to God. Your god is a false god. My God invented it. MW makes the best BLT ever. |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 9:17:37 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Even as a small kid I thought the fake versions of food was disgusting. Like when my mom accidentally bought Miracle Whip. I gagged. Same when my mom tried to convert our family over to using margarine/spread, that lasted for about a day. I love mayo on my sandwiches but Miracle Whip is just nasty. You are the guy who claims everything gives you the shits too. 
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Posted: 12/17/2023 9:26:18 AM EDT
[#9]
Was raised on MW with bacon, and also egg sandwiches. Once I was grown and bought real mayonnaise, I never looked back
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Posted: 12/17/2023 9:29:15 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Michigan borders Land O Lakes country, we will not lay claim to any margariners. I used to live in MI for 19 years. Why buy butter or margarine when you can make homemade, chemical-free butter in 20 minutes? |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 9:30:02 AM EDT
[#11]
Miracle Whip is disgusting.
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Posted: 12/17/2023 9:31:56 AM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Why in the fuck do you guys insist on putting sperm on your food? So that is what mayo tastes like? I'll take MW every time. |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 9:34:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Miracle Whip mixed with tabasco or horseradish. badassness to dip fries and tots in. Pretty sure thats what Arby's horsey sauce is! 
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Posted: 12/17/2023 9:49:01 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A sandwich just isnt a sandwich without the tangy taste of Miracle Whip. YMMV and I like and use both depending on my mood MW also has less calories, salt, and cholesterol. Much bigger in flavor. |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 9:51:20 AM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: So that is what mayo tastes like? I'll take MW every time. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Why in the fuck do you guys insist on putting sperm on your food? So that is what mayo tastes like? I'll take MW every time. Ummm, how do you guys know... Not that there's anything wrong with that. |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 9:51:54 AM EDT
[#16]
Miracle Whip
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Posted: 12/17/2023 9:55:03 AM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: i know a lot of you especially southern boys can't handle the full flavor that is Miracle Whip and need the dull bland taste like dukes mayo  Yeah - the upper Midwest: home of the most flavorful foods. |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 9:55:05 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I don't get the hate for miracle whip. It's not mayonnaise, but it isn't garbage. We got so many tender tummies and food snobs on this board it's insane. One bite of a Big Mac and they're on the shitter for three days turning inside-out (or so they say) It makes you wonder what's going to happen to them if you feed them an MRE. Fortunately there are a couple of real garbage guts here that I can call to join me when I decide to whip up an old school comfort meal like creamed chipped beef on toast, tuna noodle casserole or maybe a Rochester Garbage Plate. As for Miracle Whip? Nope. It ain't mayonnaise but it is my preferred spread for BLTs. YMMV |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 11:40:43 AM EDT
[#19]
Looks good to me lol. I think mayonnaise tastes like MW gone bad.
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Posted: 12/17/2023 12:03:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Miracle whip is salad dressing. It says so right on the jar. We're rebels. They can't tell us how to eat. |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 12:21:38 PM EDT
[#21]
I prefer ranch on a BLT.
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Posted: 12/17/2023 12:31:34 PM EDT
[#22]
I have a lot of things to worry about. Whether or not my BLT has mayo or mw is not one of them.
Side note: I cut the tip of my left pinky off yesterday and typing sucks.  
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Posted: 12/17/2023 2:20:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: We got so many tender tummies and food snobs on this board it's insane. One bite of a Big Mac and they're on the shitter for three days turning inside-out (or so they say) It makes you wonder what's going to happen to them if you feed them an MRE. Fortunately there are a couple of real garbage guts here that I can call to join me when I decide to whip up an old school comfort meal like creamed chipped beef on toast, tuna noodle casserole or maybe a Rochester Garbage Plate. As for Miracle Whip? Nope. It ain't mayonnaise but it is my preferred spread for BLTs. YMMV You call your own food "garbage" and don't get why others don't want to eat that?!
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Posted: 12/17/2023 2:30:05 PM EDT
[#24]
Miracle whip belongs in chili not on a BLT.
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Posted: 12/17/2023 2:31:19 PM EDT
[#25]
Needs more Poll. Stove bacon, Oven bacon, BBQ bacon.
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Posted: 12/17/2023 2:36:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Miracle whip is an affront to God. This is true. Get some Duke’s, FFS. |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 2:53:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Needs more Poll. Stove bacon, Oven bacon, BBQ bacon. 
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Posted: 12/17/2023 3:04:01 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Why in the fuck do you guys insist on putting sperm on your food? This. OP should have put Guacamole on it instead and called it an LGBT  |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 3:13:50 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryWith the price of ammo that might be a $200 BLT  |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 3:27:51 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Miracle whip is an affront to God. Number one ingredient? Water.  Duke's FTW! |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 3:37:51 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I don't get the hate for miracle whip. It's not mayonnaise, but it isn't garbage. I much prefer a traditional mayo on a deli sandwich. |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 3:41:08 PM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You're right. It's not garbage, it's sewage. Other than the horid taste, shit makes my mouth go numb True, but my wife makes ours   Damn, some of you people sure do like to exaggerate your problems. |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 3:42:47 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: MW is good. It has a sweet tanginess that goes well with bacon and tomato. But, you gotta grow your own and not be stingy with it. Pass on the lettuce. This is a Mortgage Lifter heirloom from Southern Exposure Seed Exchange. Best tomato I know of. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/206831/Resized_20230925_181541_jpeg-3062050.JPG I love fresh tomato and mayo. We have to put up with so much bullshit food in America. Tomatoes are one of the worst. The tomatoes that we eat on a regular basis in salads and at restaurants and at supermarkets are vile. |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 3:48:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What are you supposed to do with the heel? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: - Unripe tomato - Miracle Whip - Used the heel of the bread - No avocado It's like you were trying to fail. I'll give you credit for properly cooked bacon that was fried in a pan as God intended, and the Jarritos is a nice touch. 7/10 Spread butter, dust with garlic salt, put shredded mozzarella on top, a bit of basil and toast in the oven until the cheese melts. |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 3:52:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Needs more Poll. Stove bacon, Oven bacon, BBQ bacon. If by stove bacon you mean bacon cooked in cast iron in about 1/2” of bacon grease just to where the fat is rendered but before it becomes crumbly, then stove bacon it is. |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 3:52:49 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I prefer ranch on a BLT. From the bottle or made from the packet? The bottle soy shit is gross. The made from the packet with sour cream is best. |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 3:59:50 PM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Miracle whip is an affront to God. fpni choke yourself OP |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 4:18:43 PM EDT
[#38]
Only store bought tomatoes this time of year and they are not good.
But if the crave comes upon you, I will allow it. Miracle Whip? MW is not allowed on a BLT, ever. |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 4:39:16 PM EDT
[#39]
Tell me you're a yankee without saying you're a yankee. |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 4:47:52 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I don't know what you guys see in Dukes. It's bland and tasteless. Hellmann's is better. I would say Hellmanns is bland compared to Dukes but still beats the crap out of MW. I bought Hellmans forever until Dukes showed up. I also really like Kewpie. I guess it comes down to personal preference. |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 5:03:37 PM EDT
[#41]
“Don’t skip the zip!”
Wasn’t that the slogan ? |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 5:04:37 PM EDT
[#42]
Fucking win, need egg
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Posted: 12/17/2023 5:09:10 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Number one ingredient? Water. Duke's FTW! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Miracle whip is an affront to God. Number one ingredient? Water. Duke's FTW! Know the main ingredient in beer? |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 5:10:43 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Miracle whip is an affront to God. |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 5:12:35 PM EDT
[#45]
Miracle Whip is for communists. How fucking dare you insult bacon this way. For shame. For shame.
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Posted: 12/17/2023 5:19:05 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd be tempted to leave off the bacon. I love fresh tomato and mayo. We have to put up with so much bullshit food in America. Tomatoes are one of the worst. The tomatoes that we eat on a regular basis in salads and at restaurants and at supermarkets are vile. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: MW is good. It has a sweet tanginess that goes well with bacon and tomato. But, you gotta grow your own and not be stingy with it. Pass on the lettuce. This is a Mortgage Lifter heirloom from Southern Exposure Seed Exchange. Best tomato I know of. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/206831/Resized_20230925_181541_jpeg-3062050.JPG I love fresh tomato and mayo. We have to put up with so much bullshit food in America. Tomatoes are one of the worst. The tomatoes that we eat on a regular basis in salads and at restaurants and at supermarkets are vile. I have had plenty of tomato/mayo sammiches. You have a tomato like this, it stands all by itself just fine. In fact, just the tomato with salt and pepper on my wife's fresh ground whole wheat toasted bread is something to experience. One of my favorite tomato sandwiches is a slice of green tomato about as big as in that pic, fried with cornmeal/flour/eggwash. On toasted rye with Vadalia onion, swiss, and spicy brown mustard. Holy crap that just made my mouth water. |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 5:33:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: FIFY. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Miracle whip is a FIFY. This |
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Posted: 12/17/2023 5:40:05 PM EDT
[#48]
MW>Mayo, and that is a fact.
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Posted: 12/17/2023 5:50:32 PM EDT
[#49]
Where is the bacon
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Posted: 12/17/2023 9:18:14 PM EDT
[#50]
Miracle Whip is for poor kids who grew up watching Sesame Street because their parents couldn't afford cable TV or mayonnaise.
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