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Link Posted: 8/11/2022 11:20:37 AM EDT
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bag of jack links teriyaki jerky for lunch
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 Me no like terryucky jerky.  Or any sweet jerky.  I look at the package and if there's more than 1 or 2 grams of sugar, I decline.
Link Posted: 8/11/2022 11:21:41 AM EDT
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One of the greatest series ever made.
I doubt seriously that there's anyone left that hasn't watched it.
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If you haven't watched Peaky Blinders you should.

Lotta killing, drinking, general debauchery, and killing.

One of the greatest series ever made.
I doubt seriously that there's anyone left that hasn't watched it.

Link Posted: 8/11/2022 11:22:01 AM EDT
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Sent her just a little too hard.
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Aaaaaaaand... now I'm in.
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I don't remember the last time we had the TV on.


Getting closer to TV watching season tho

Netflix on my phone has helped tremendously.

I can watch things inappropriate for the imps that Duckski may not want to watch once they go to bed.

We need a new show to watch

Child appropriate, or adults only?

Me and my wife

Witcher
Versailles
Dracula
iZombie
Altered Carbon
Marco Polo

I’m really trying to like Wheel of Time, but it’s not holding my attention as well as I’d like. I refuse to watch that new woketrash LoTR spinoff.

I’ll glance at those.  What’s Versailles?

A show set in France during the early reign of Louis XIV, during the construction of Versailles palace.

Gonna give that one a go.  Thanks!

For some reason we’ve been into the shows set in those times periods

Definitely some decent boob scenery.

Aaaaaaaand... now I'm in.

Once you’ve seen one set, you want to see them all?
Link Posted: 8/11/2022 11:27:50 AM EDT
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Me neither
Link Posted: 8/11/2022 11:28:20 AM EDT
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Lunchtime
Link Posted: 8/11/2022 11:28:32 AM EDT
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Think I'm gonna try a leg of lamb this weekend.
Link Posted: 8/11/2022 11:29:23 AM EDT
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I just did lamb korma the other night.
Link Posted: 8/11/2022 11:30:01 AM EDT
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I have some lamb shanks I wanna try that with
Link Posted: 8/11/2022 11:31:06 AM EDT
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Have any good leg recipes?
Link Posted: 8/11/2022 11:31:28 AM EDT
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I tend to go Caribbean with shanks. Would probably be good middle eastern or Indian too.
Link Posted: 8/11/2022 11:39:36 AM EDT
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Here, AJ:
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Link Posted: 8/11/2022 11:47:05 AM EDT
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Pitr Cast Description

Pitr works alongside Mike as a System Administrator. For some reason he always wears dark glasses, and has adopted a gutteral Eastern European accent. When a server needs to be rebooted, he's very fond of saying "Push the button." Pitr is the true iconoclast of the bunch, constantly experimenting with strong coffees and strange moulds.

BEGIN Pitr's GEEK CODE BLOCK
GCS d? s: a- C++++ UL++++ P+++ L++++ E--- W+(++) N++ o+++ K+++ w--- !O M-- V-- PS+++ PE+++ Y(++) PGP+++ t* 5(-) X R- tv- b- DI-- D- G++ e++ h* r% y?
END Pitr's GEEK CODE BLOCK

UF Interviews Pitr Dubovich

We sat down with Pitr Dubovich in an attempt to plumb the depths of this dark horse of Columbia Internet. An accomplished coder and sysadmin (so he tells us), he has become the role-model for a plethora of evil genius aspirants around the world. Although it took some doing -- mostly leaving a trail of pizza slices from the server room to the interview chair -- he finally acquiesced to the bright lights and boom microphones of our editorial team.

UF: On the Fisher Stevens scale of tech-types, do you see yourself as more of the heroic yet goofy geek with a funny accent from Short Circuit? Or the evil sysadmin with a god complex from Hackers, destined for defeat?

   PD: You are forgettink whimsical-yet-evil underlink Iggy from Super Mario Bros.

UF: Have you ever killed anyone, and if so, was it politically or religiously -- as in vi versus emacs -- motivated?

   PD: Hm. Am thinkink would like to answer this question in private. Perhaps near lime pit. Comink with me later, da?

UF: What's your favourite coffee blend?

   PD: Dark Crude with heavy water. You are understandink? "If geiger counter does not click, the coffee, she is just not thick."

UF: Boxers or briefs?

   PD: Am always goink Spetsnaz. Never takink pants off anyway.

UF: Who do you think would win in an underwater knife fight? Tanya or Hillary?

   PD: (smirks, then stares) Oh. Is no joke, is real question?

UF: How much caffeine do you consume on a daily basis?

   PD: Dependink on how you mean? Liquid, solid or gas?

UF: Where did you buy those cool sunglasses?

   PD: These? Am orderink from back of comic book. Death-raybans. Is wery cool, da?

UF: What are your feelings towards Crud Puppy?

   PD: Am thinkink he is needink trainink. Not wery effective.

UF: What hardware platform do you prefer?

   PD: NORAD.

UF: Have you ever used a GUI?

   PD: Nyet, but havink stepped on one once.

UF: How did you get stranded at Columbia Internet?

   PD: Am thinking you should be askink witness protection program. Is lonk story.

UF: Vodka, barbeque, pizza, beer - which is essential for the post-modern coder?

   PD: You are forgettink caffeine, comrade.

UF: You claim is Miranda is evil, yet you seem to have a strong hatred towards her, even though you are evil. Is your hatred (and possibly fear?) towards her because she is a potential threat to your status as resident evil genius, or is it because she is part of an evil branch of evil?

   PD: She is Britney Spears of Evil. You are seeink problem now?

UF: How do you feel about Mir Corp (A capitalist venture) coming up with the money to save the aging icon of communism?

   PD: Money could be better spent promotink new line of evilwear.

UF: Your Geek Code says you're a member of the SBCA. Is this the result of a spectacularly unsuccessful liaison? Furthermore, what do you think of the BOFH's methods?

   PD: SBCA and BOFH are merely tools.

UF: What was the first thing you ever did that showed you that you might be different from the other kids?

   PD: (smirks) Am thinkink was when am rewirink Fisher Price Activity Center.

UF: What advice can you give to young evil geniuses?

   PD: Create evil agenda, but finish school.

UF: What do you recommend as an educational/life path for prospective Evil Geniuses?

   PD: Am suggestink a Bachelor's degree in Darkness, followink with Masters of World Domination. Doctorate is not needed, is about only theoretical evil anyway.

UF: If asked by an aspiring evil genius for your advice on world conquest through unethical manipulation of data networks, what would your response be?

   PD: (pauses) Am unfamiliar with this word "unethical." Please to be explainink?

UF: While I respect your methods, I am uncertain as to your motivation - what is the end you seek to achieve? What is your position on the environment and humankind's place in it?

   PD: Answer is obvious, but second part suggestink that all Evil Genius must havink healthy minions.

UF: Most Evil Geniuses have a diabolical consort with whom they plot. Do you have any potential Dark Lady generals, and if you don't are you accepting applications?

   PD: Please to be sendink me pictures and Evil Qualifications.

UF: When you finally do manage to take over the world (As all UFies have no doubt that you will), what perks are UFie loyalists going to have in your newly created nirvana?

   PD: Goink to have handsome yet evil-looking postage stamps.

UF: I've noticed that quite a few evil geniuses in movies have cats as their preferred pets. Do you own a cat? If not, do you own any pets?

   PD: Does bacteria culture in coffee cup qualify as pet? Have already givink it name.

UF: There is speculation among your opponents and their supporters that you are merely a mischievous tinkerer, and more qualified for a Lackey, First Class position rather than a true Evil Genius. Besides Vigor and Linux VBS support, are there any other exploits or endeavors which you can share with us that might better illustrate your competence as an Evil Genius? Is there anything that you would like to say to those who have doubts about your alleged Evil Potential?

   PD: Again, better answerink you in private. Please to be givink your address.

UF: Your twin brother claims to be from California. Is that where the two of you were born? If so, what part of California?

   PD: Brother was found danglink from grapevine after aborted drop-shipment in Napa Valley.

UF: Pitr, tell us about your Slavic family background. Since you used to speak flawless and fluent English, I can only guess that your parents came over from what would have been the Soviet Union. Where were they from over there? Have your visited the homeland? Lastly, have you ever flown in a Mig 29?

   PD: (stands) Interview is over. Please to be leavink now.
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Link Posted: 8/11/2022 11:50:43 AM EDT
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not my preferred but its all thats on the snack shelf in the jerb trailer
Link Posted: 8/11/2022 11:51:55 AM EDT
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Huh, someone was over the target.
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Nuked.
Link Posted: 8/11/2022 11:54:30 AM EDT
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Powers back

I wonder if they just got it up temporarily and it’ll go back out?
Link Posted: 8/11/2022 11:54:51 AM EDT
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I don't remember the last time we had the TV on.


Getting closer to TV watching season tho

Netflix on my phone has helped tremendously.

I can watch things inappropriate for the imps that Duckski may not want to watch once they go to bed.

We need a new show to watch

Child appropriate, or adults only?

Me and my wife

Witcher
Versailles
Dracula
iZombie
Altered Carbon
Marco Polo

I’m really trying to like Wheel of Time, but it’s not holding my attention as well as I’d like. I refuse to watch that new woketrash LoTR spinoff.

I’ll glance at those.  What’s Versailles?

A show set in France during the early reign of Louis XIV, during the construction of Versailles palace.

Gonna give that one a go.  Thanks!

For some reason we’ve been into the shows set in those times periods

Definitely some decent boob scenery.

Aaaaaaaand... now I'm in.

Once you’ve seen one set, you want to see them all?

Yup
Link Posted: 8/11/2022 11:55:12 AM EDT
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Have any good leg recipes?
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Spread them
Link Posted: 8/11/2022 11:55:13 AM EDT
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I don't remember the last time we had the TV on.


Getting closer to TV watching season tho

Netflix on my phone has helped tremendously.

I can watch things inappropriate for the imps that Duckski may not want to watch once they go to bed.

We need a new show to watch

Child appropriate, or adults only?

Me and my wife

Witcher
Versailles
Dracula
iZombie
Altered Carbon
Marco Polo

I’m really trying to like Wheel of Time, but it’s not holding my attention as well as I’d like. I refuse to watch that new woketrash LoTR spinoff.

I’ll glance at those.  What’s Versailles?

A show set in France during the early reign of Louis XIV, during the construction of Versailles palace.

Gonna give that one a go.  Thanks!

For some reason we’ve been into the shows set in those times periods

Definitely some decent boob scenery.

Aaaaaaaand... now I'm in.

Once you’ve seen one set, you want to see them all?

Link Posted: 8/11/2022 11:56:17 AM EDT
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I like boobs
Link Posted: 8/11/2022 11:56:50 AM EDT
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Obvious photoshop was obviously
Link Posted: 8/11/2022 11:57:17 AM EDT
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I like boobs
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So say we all
Link Posted: 8/11/2022 11:59:15 AM EDT
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I like boobs
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show bobs
Link Posted: 8/11/2022 11:59:22 AM EDT
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Kittehs on my road the other day , there were 4 kittens altogether
(not my pics)






Link Posted: 8/11/2022 12:07:00 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/11/2022 12:07:36 PM EDT
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Anything worth doing….
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Spread them
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Have any good leg recipes?

Spread them

Yes
Link Posted: 8/11/2022 12:09:03 PM EDT
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I like boobs
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I too like boobs
Link Posted: 8/11/2022 12:09:45 PM EDT
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How bout some bbq?
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Pretty snobby of you not to pet them
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On the kitties?
Link Posted: 8/11/2022 12:16:54 PM EDT
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Fuck it.
I'm headed to Oklahoma.
Link Posted: 8/11/2022 12:19:02 PM EDT
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I don't remember the last time we had the TV on.


Getting closer to TV watching season tho

Netflix on my phone has helped tremendously.

I can watch things inappropriate for the imps that Duckski may not want to watch once they go to bed.

We need a new show to watch

Child appropriate, or adults only?

Me and my wife

Witcher
Versailles
Dracula
iZombie
Altered Carbon
Marco Polo

I’m really trying to like Wheel of Time, but it’s not holding my attention as well as I’d like. I refuse to watch that new woketrash LoTR spinoff.

I’ll glance at those.  What’s Versailles?

A show set in France during the early reign of Louis XIV, during the construction of Versailles palace.

Gonna give that one a go.  Thanks!

For some reason we’ve been into the shows set in those times periods

Definitely some decent boob scenery.

Aaaaaaaand... now I'm in.

Once you’ve seen one set, you want to see them all?

Of course
Link Posted: 8/11/2022 12:21:23 PM EDT
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Fuck it.
I'm headed to Oklahoma.
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On the kitties?
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On the kitties?

Bbq made from kitties?
Link Posted: 8/11/2022 1:04:43 PM EDT
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Bbq on the titties?
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Link Posted: 8/11/2022 1:05:16 PM EDT
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Pulled pork, coke slaw, baked beans.

Was good
Link Posted: 8/11/2022 1:06:47 PM EDT
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Sounds alright
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true story
Link Posted: 8/11/2022 1:11:53 PM EDT
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could not get into downton abbey
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Downton Abbey
Outlander
Poldark
Victoria
Reign
Atlantic crossing
Cathrine the Great  
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That’s what we’ve covered so far

could not get into downton abbey

Call me a girly man, but I loved it.  Watched the movies and everything.  
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