Ain’t that a bitch.

Porn star whores

Sleazy lawyers

Commie cum dumpsters

Old man pedo bears

Rapist politicians

Satan worshiping baby murderers

Welcome to the Democratic Party. Let me show you how to spread evil......

Because he resides in CA, he's a golden boy, the democrats treat him like royalty

Wife beater, porn lawyer, tax evader, contempt of court, not able to pay off his judgments...  
....can I donate to his campaign?  Seriously - I'd love for the Democrats to nominate him in 2020.  

First thing I figured

He got Trumps sloppy seconds.

You can’t make shit like this up.

Comment thread from dummies unlimited:

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Reply Michael Avenatti Arrested for felony domestic violence (Original post)
. Well, that's it for him if the report is true. If she hit him first, he should have responded
. If it is true...
. Oh come on.
. Lol.
. I'd prefer to hear Michaels side of the story...
. +1
. Both ex wives have denied any abuse since this story came out.
. If it is true...
. Oh crap
. +1
. Well....that's it for him
. It definitely is the end of his teased "presidential run."
. At least as a democrat
. You're right.
. Sure. It's only okay for Rs like when Trump assaulted Ivana
. Reply Yes, one less distraction.
. I never trusted this guy, at all.
. He seemed thin-skinned.
. Gotta wash socks. BBL
. Gotta wash socks. BBL
. Do you use
. LOL. n/t
. You seem to have an abundance.
. Both ex wives have denied any abuse since this story came out.
. TMZ? n/t
. The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed it.
. It was on Raw Story...they have a pretty good reputation, I think.
. My first reaction as well
. TMZ focuses on celebrity news. And they seem vehemently anti-Trump.
. Nope
. Unfortunate, if true (for the sake of the victim)
. Is TMZ a good source? Seems pretty tabloid-esque.
. Local ABC station
. It's been confirmed by Hollywood Reporter.
. TMZ is run by Harvey Levin, an avid Trumper, but
. Career ender, unless...
. Me and others were flamed repeatedly for calling this guy a snake
. I was a supporter.
. Good on you!
. Indeed.. To be fair I left his camp when he made the "white men" comment. nt
. Yep.
. I support Michael
. I first noticed on Twitter that he's thin-skinned. He blocked anybody who even mildly challenged him
. Yep. I saw him go after Patti Solis Doyle
. gee.......you are awfully quick to condemn.
. Yes, a whole roster
. revenge
. Responsible for WHAT revelations
. I will be waiting to see if you get a response.
. People think he's some sort of Super Attorney
. I figured he was a snake all along...but I'm still a supporter
. Sainthood?
. i agree.. sometimes it takes a snake to bring down a snake.. just how effective...
. Trump has not been brought down yet, and if that happens
. Post removed
. I didn't see anything wrong with them.
. Gloating is never a good look
. No shit!! I had three posts hidden in the last few weeks calling him out
. Yeah, there's a real Avenatti fan crew with a twitchy alert finger
. And they're out in force again with their paranoia and blind loyalty
. LOL, a "I told you" post already, I was waiting for this. nt
. I never trusted this guy!
. Both ex wives have denied any abuse since this story came out.
. Being an aggressive hothead in public
. That would be an improvement
. +++ nt
. .
. I guess those here who were advocating he run for president can tap the brakes on that.
. So ... TMZ says he hit her yesterday, but then she was with him again today?
. Apparently there was enough evidence to arrest him
. The article says she went back to get some belongings from the apartment
. I guess I probably should've read the article and not just the OP :(
. She went back with a police escort to pick up some of her belongings. He'd kicked her out
. Ah ... didn't know that part of the story ...
. This is not a good look for you.
. It won't be the first time ... look, the guy has made a lot of powerful enemies ...
. Well
. Lisa-Storie Avenatti
. This is his ex wife. Apparently, it's a different woman.
. Yeah, he lost me pretty quickly. Man, life is a Social Psych course these days!
. i will wait to pass judgement on this
. Thank you
. What's so great about the timing? The election is over
. Agreed
. Unfortunately Fox and other RW sources are gloating.
. AP, The Hill have it:
. he brought trump to his knees with the Stormy Daniels case....
. How?
. By implicating Michael Cohen in campaign finance violations.
. Bullshit
. Plus, the FBI had been looking at Cohen since late in 2016
. Fair enough.
. And the criminal investigators don't have them?
. To the public. For his own personal enrichment, I suppose.
. I think public perception of Trump has been pretty consistent
. He got it in the court of public opinion and it led to the raid on Michael Cohen ain't that enough
. Bullshit
. It didn't lead to the raid on Cohen. Cohen had been under investigation by the feds
. This is my sentiment, too
. That's just bullshit right there
. Thank you.
. The feds were already investigating Cohen *before* Avenatti sued on behalf of Daniels.
. The media lemmings don't understand that
. I'll give Avenatti credit for being a skillful media manipulator.
. Christ.
. He really didn't "bring Trump to his knees."
. There were some interesting filings last week
. Maybe he was too busy with tv appearances to do his legal research.
. He'll be out on bail for sure
. Yup. All you idiots, get the hell out of my courtroom.
. Not only that, but now rumpie can hurl insults at him for this crime.
. Did he? Last time I checked, Trump is still in the White House.
. Well he sure as shit got the ball rolling .......................nt
. No, the ball had already been set rolling by the feds long before
. He got the ball rolling in public.....he was the mouthpiece and he did that well. nt
. I am Jack's complete lack of surprise!!!
. apparently he is jack's raging bile duct....
. Wow. How surprising (not)
. 100% Same
. Score so far is Trump 1 : Avenatti 0
. Yes, and now it is worse.
. +1...I completely agree
. Me, too. Seems like every time someone turns up on TV who loudly denounces Trump,
. Yep. +1000
. I will reserve judgment until the facts come out
. Hooboy. The vultures are feasting on Twitter.
. I agree nolabear...
. Sounds like a set up..
. How do you figure? He was arrested for felony domestic abuse
. His wife set him up?
. The same way they got rid of Al Franken ?
. It's a ridiculous leap
. +1. n/t
. Franken was never accused of felony domestic abuse
. His wife just came out supporting him
. We'll see how it plays out. nt
. His wife said no history of DV ever
. Yep. Ex wife says the story is not true.
. Well if true this is too bad. He served his purpose though and mission accomplished. nt
. If this allegation is true
. Exactly....
. The other odd thing
. and from now on Republicans accused of domestic abuse can point at Avenatti to justify their actions
. Sounds like Alan Grayson, if true.
. I thought the same thing
. I remain skeptical of Mr. Avenatti...
. If he did it *F* him but I hope Stormy's case ain't affected.
. I remember the net nannies calling people who were suspect of Avenatti as being "concerned".
. Hero worship is a funny ol' thing. nt
. Yep, and worse.
. Just reported on MSNBC.
. He ever do anything like this before?
. The likes of Sean Hannity will run with this to say this is the sort of people the
. Trump beat and raped his first wife.
. This will be used to discredit all allegations against Trump, starting with Hannity tonight.
. No it isn't bad news for our fight. It's great news, if we finally cut him loose before ha
. This message was self-deleted by its author
. UPDATE: Avenatti's wife denies she was a victim of domestic violence
. Well that certainly adds a bit of weirdness
. Par for this course
. Good. He was starting to become more of a liability than an asset
. The TMZ report may be wrong
. They've edited to say a woman. He's separated
. LAPD Twitter
. The evening news said he was arrested yesterday but has not been booked.
. I'm confused.
. Someone at TMZ made an incorrect assumption
. I believe he has been set up. Sounds fake.
. I can't believe you did this to me she said loudly so witnesses could hear. How convenient.
. "She hit me first" is what he allegedly said.
. Definitely reserving judgement until the facts come out.
. I never liked him
. A lot of you guys are gonna look stupid when the facts come out.
. This would be one scenario. He exposes that he has been set up. He investigates with help of police.
. He's separated from his wife. It was a different woman
. Wreaks of setup.
. Uhhhh
. #believewomen
. Reply Doesn't apply for the Avenatti afficiandos
. He hasn't been charged. Now it isn't involving his wife, it is
. Or that's paranoia
. No, she's denying it happened to her.
. Which makes it all the more shady. I don't believe any of it.
. Hokaaaaay
. Hokay yourself, as more comes out, looks like my suspicion us credible
. How so?
. Go read other reads for yourself.
. Ha! Oh so lame. Doesn't work like that. Pony up
. It works however I want it to work whether you like it or not.
. Because you have nothing. Thought so
. There are threads all over gen discussion backing me up.
. Bwa ha ha ha ha. And all the threads are full of misinformation
. You are so transparent. This has really bruised your ego.
. Ah ha ha ha ha
. Reply Post removed
. Reply How nice of you. I ask you for your proof and you insult me
. Reply You are siding with the guy that tried to frame Mueller.
. Reply Wtf are you talking about??
. Reply Go read other threads and you'll know.
. Reply Wow. Project much?
. Reply Post removed
. Reply Such clever insults! Wow. Ya cut me deep!
. This message was self-deleted by its author
. Maybe she was paid a lot of $$$ to deny it happened?
. Smells like bullshit
. I'm withholding judgement for now."

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and he's lying - he already admitted to the cop that he did it because "she hit him first."

Trump: I hit it, but I never hit her.

Weird. There's nothing funny about domestic violence, yet I'm still laughing.

Fuck that guy.

*Update* Wasn't his wife.

4:50 PM PT -- Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, the LAPD has already obtained an emergency protective order, prohibiting Avenatti from going near the alleged victim. We're told they will serve him with the legal docs before he's released from custody. We're told he will be released on $50,000 bail.

4:10 PM PT -- We were initially told by our sources the alleged victim was Avenatti's estranged wife. We now know it was not. The incident involved a different woman.

http://www.tmz.com/

https://twitter.com/SkyVipre/status/1062905399462907905

Well there goes his 2020 chances.  

#webelievthevictims

Live by the sword...

Snooki!!!

DV stench will not go away, even if he beats the rap.

GOD.
DAMN.

But but How can this be ? He is going to run for president on the democratic ticket ………….

LOL, what goes around comes around.

LMAO fuck the CPL.

#ibelieveher

And he’s a lawyer!  

LOL

If I were Tucker, I wouldn't even let him try to pretend he was anything but completely guilty of this.

Keep asking him if he's got his affairs in order for his jail term, how he thinks that will affect the IRS judgments against him, and if he'll be able to log onto Twitter from his cell.

Karma's a bitch.

Where's the GoFundMe for the victim

Little doubt I'll be blocked from his Twitter soon after his release.

Guess he took the "Pound Me Too" serious.

Upshot of having a Stormy Daniels as a client, he can get some tips on receiving first time anal.

For those who don’t want to watch, I’ll transcribe:
- customary empty lip service Democrats pay to the police even though they’re calling them racists the other 98% of the time
- this is all part of a vast right wing conspiracy
- they’re trying to intimidate me
- I dundu nuffin
- muh wiminz rights! I am your saviour
- kthxbai

Its says he was arrested at 10,000 block of Santa Monica Blvd. Was charged with 273.5APC intimate partner violence.

That would be these apartments if the address is correct. A 1 bedroom apartment 1415 sq/ft goes for $14,000/mo.

And even then, you're still dealing with a 50/50 coin toss.

I think your title is wrong, I believe the correct title for that shit bird is “creepy porn lawyer,” get it right lol.

#shetoo

PS I despise Avenatti

TMZ update

"5:50 PM PT -- Avenatti bailed out and held a brief news conference, saying, "I have never struck a woman. I will never strike a woman." He added he's looking forward to the investigation and is confident he'll be "fully exonerated."

CNN has muted coverage (gotta scroll way way down)

https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/14/politics/michael-avenatti-arrest/index.html

"The Vermont Democratic Party canceled Avenatti's appearances for Friday and Saturday following his arrest, and it will refund all ticket sales, said Christopher Di Mezzo, the party's communications director.

The decision to cancel the events was made "almost immediately after the news broke," he said."

Holy carp. They were actually seriously considering running him???

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Avenatti Appearances Cancelled Due to Allegations of Domestic Violence

The Vermont Democratic Party has cancelled Mr. Avenatti’s forthcoming scheduled appearances in Vermont, and will be refunding all ticket sales. pic.twitter.com/L8bbjGbrJt

R. Christopher Di Mezzo  (@rcdimezzo) November 14, 2018

He's been tweeting up a storm the past hour.

(what's that about lawyers advising clients to not open their mouths?)

Thank you to everyone who has reached out with supportive messages and offers of assistance. It means the world to me. I have always been an advocate of women's rights and equality & I always will be. I will not be intimidated into stopping my pursuit of justice and what is right

Michael Avenatti  (@MichaelAvenatti) November 15, 2018

I want to be clear: I DID NOT commit domestic violence nor have I ever committed domestic violence. I did not strike any woman nor have I ever. I did not strike my ex-wife in the face nor did I hit anyone else in the face. I am a decent man & I look forward to being exonerated.

Michael Avenatti  (@MichaelAvenatti) November 15, 2018

More, he's on a roll...

The stmt issued earlier from Christine, my first wife. https://t.co/nNT0hmDu7H

Michael Avenatti  (@MichaelAvenatti) November 15, 2018

The stmt issued earlier from my second wife Lisa, together with stmts made to @mj_lee of CNN. https://t.co/ZgEsGuHtaS

Michael Avenatti  (@MichaelAvenatti) November 15, 2018

That's a nasty bruise on your temple, Michael Avenatti.
You should put some ice on that. pic.twitter.com/iD6gJVNUb2

klarson  (@kglarson) November 15, 2018

We gotta' keep this fine fellow front and center as the savior of the d party.

He's already doubled down on stupid by making a statement about her hitting him first - which directly implies that he DID hit her.

He cooked his turkey a long time before Thanksgiving.

Odds are 6 to 10 he will eat a bullet before its over.

This guy is a fucking tumor on society. When will he just stfu and die of ass cancer?