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Posted: 5/2/2014 1:54:00 PM EST
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Quoted: Does anyone have any recommendations for some really cheap booze to get drunk off . I have a extended weekend off from work and want some booze. I would usually buy a 6 pack of yuengling but today want to try something different I live in the ghetto in Philly so all the stores have Old English / Colt 45 and similar products ..... which one will get me drunk quickest?? and I'm sure they all suck but which one is probably the best tasting ? I am also open to any other cheap beer / liquor suggestions . thanks . Amateurs.....  |
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Posted: 5/2/2014 2:00:30 PM EST
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I can't say anything positive about these, but I think they belong in this thread.
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Posted: 5/2/2014 2:02:14 PM EST
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Don't have a suggestions for you.
I guess I am somewhat grateful that I have a slight allergy to malt. |
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Posted: 5/2/2014 2:02:39 PM EST
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Cool Mint Colt 45.
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Posted: 5/2/2014 2:02:55 PM EST
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Posted: 5/2/2014 2:06:11 PM EST
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800!
  and it doesn't taste bad either. It's not something a beer snob would appreciate, but I also wouldn't call it swill. |
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Posted: 5/2/2014 2:10:18 PM EST
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You have to watch Boyz in the Hood too while drinking it.
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Posted: 5/2/2014 2:12:34 PM EST
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Night Train
An old man N***** Bill (never worked and never will) I used to hunt jackrabbits with rolled his Toyota pickup after only a few pulls. |
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Posted: 5/2/2014 2:13:47 PM EST
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You must have suffered brain damage from falling after binge drinking Beast.  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Milwaukee's Best Ice AKA The Beast. Its actually an upgrade from that yuengling shit.
You must have suffered brain damage from falling after binge drinking Beast. No shit... beast is fucking disgusting, and I am FAR from a beer snob. I bought some one time out of curiosity... I drank half a can and thew that shit in the fucking trash.
I've had 40s that have tasted a fuck of a lot better. |
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Posted: 5/2/2014 2:13:51 PM EST
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Slap the bag- Take the inside out of a franzia box, put it on a hanger and attach a tube for an instant wine bong. Every time you slap it, it shoots down your gullet.
Mickey's camo14 minnesota brew lost lake |
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Posted: 5/2/2014 2:15:35 PM EST
[#11]
Not doing it right if you aren't drinking MD 20/20
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Posted: 5/2/2014 2:15:49 PM EST
[#12]
Quote HistoryIT'LL GETCHA DRUNK! YOU'LL BE FUCKIN' FAT GIRLS IN NO TIME! HOW'S IT TASTE, MOTHAFUCKER? |
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Posted: 5/2/2014 2:18:34 PM EST
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Without a doubt STEEL RESERVE.
That shit will fuck you up for days. Last time I got blitzed on SR I felt like shit for 3 days afterwards. Do it. You know you want to |
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Posted: 5/2/2014 2:19:01 PM EST
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Steel reserve... Im pretty sure that shit is just beer flavored water with some kind of rat poison in it to make you feel like you're getting drunk
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Posted: 5/2/2014 2:19:24 PM EST
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Tag for OP's drunk posts
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Posted: 5/2/2014 2:28:46 PM EST
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YOU'LL BE FUCKIN' FAT GIRLS IN NO TIME! Quote HistoryQuoted:
YOU'LL BE FUCKIN' FAT GIRLS IN NO TIME!
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Posted: 5/2/2014 2:35:41 PM EST
[#17]
Ice House
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Posted: 5/2/2014 2:40:20 PM EST
[#18]
Quoted:
Does anyone have any recommendations for some really cheap booze to get drunk off . I have a extended weekend off from work and want some booze. I would usually buy a 6 pack of yuengling but today want to try something different I live in the ghetto in Philly so all the stores have Old English / Colt 45 and similar products ..... which one will get me drunk quickest?? and I'm sure they all suck but which one is probably the best tasting ? I am also open to any other cheap beer / liquor suggestions . thanks . Personal favorite is a couple of 40's of Steele reserve
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Posted: 5/2/2014 2:40:45 PM EST
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Skip the getto malts and get a Bud Light Mangorita
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Posted: 5/2/2014 2:41:08 PM EST
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Is Bud Natural Ice considered Getto or swill.
5.9% alc. and I kinda like it. Drinking right now. 2 cans is all I need. |
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Posted: 5/2/2014 2:42:59 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Skip the getto malts and get a Bud Light Mangorita I never tried it, but you sure are right. When I saw that it's 8% ABV, I  'd!Evidently they come in tall boy cans too. I haven't seen them around here, but my coworker said he got tore up on one. |
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Posted: 5/2/2014 2:45:22 PM EST
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Also, out of all the bum wines, wild Irish rose seemed to get the job done the best
 
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Posted: 5/2/2014 2:47:33 PM EST
[#23]
Plan ahead next time.
I'm drinking some prison wine that I made. 2 gals of 100% apple juice. ($5.50) Four cups of sugar ($2? Not sure, didn't buy it..it has been sitting in my freezer for 10 years) Old beer yeast cake ($0) Hand full of crushed and boiled raisins ($0.50?) Total:2 gallons of 10.1% alcohol for $8. Doesn't taste horrible actually. |
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Posted: 5/2/2014 2:47:38 PM EST
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Boones Farm
Not beer but tastes better than all that other shit. 2 maybe 3 bottles. Used to smash that shit in HS |
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Posted: 5/2/2014 3:03:00 PM EST
[#25]
OP Here .
I was going to get some MD 20/20 but the local liquor store doesn't carry it ( fuckin PA alcohol laws  )
So I Decided to go with some of the other suggestions on this thread .. and then when i got back home I realized that I still had a bottle of Ron Centenario rum that I bought in Costa Rica . .... And a Shotglass . This should be a fun night I have 3 days to recover . 
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Posted: 5/2/2014 3:03:15 PM EST
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grape four loco ,crunk (like four loco),Hurricane High Gravity Malt Liquor (better than steel reserve)
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Posted: 5/2/2014 3:11:55 PM EST
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Good thing they didn't have md2020. Shit is borderline undrinkable.
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Posted: 5/2/2014 3:13:31 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: OP Here . I was going to get some MD 20/20 but the local liquor store doesn't carry it ( fuckin PA alcohol laws ) So I Decided to go with some of the other suggestions on this thread .. and then when i got back home I realized that I still had a bottle of Ron Centenario rum that I bought in Costa Rica . .... And a Shotglass . This should be a fun night I have 3 days to recover . http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb187/jmm1713/IMG_0479.jpg Steel reserve... You have fucked up now! |
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Posted: 5/2/2014 3:17:14 PM EST
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Boones Farm Not beer but tastes better than all that other shit. 2 maybe 3 bottles. Used to smash that shit in HS I bet you're going to be taken off them panties tonight! |
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Posted: 5/2/2014 3:17:45 PM EST
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The best tasting one is King Cobra.
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Posted: 5/2/2014 3:19:05 PM EST
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OP Here . I was going to get some MD 20/20 but the local liquor store doesn't carry it ( fuckin PA alcohol laws )
So I Decided to go with some of the other suggestions on this thread .. and then when i got back home I realized that I still had a bottle of Ron Centenario rum that I bought in Costa Rica . .... And a Shotglass . This should be a fun night I have 3 days to recover . <a href="http://s207.photobucket.com/user/jmm1713/media/IMG_0479.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb187/jmm1713/IMG_0479.jpg</a> You fucked up bro. Supposed to get that shit in a paper bag man. Eta: Maybe you'll do something crazy that you normally don't do after drinking tonight. Like vacuum your nasty ass carpet. |
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Posted: 5/2/2014 3:19:07 PM EST
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Steel Reserve, but O-E 800 is more traditional.
But fuck all that man. If you've got a weekend to burn, you need to roll with some Cisco. I especially like the "Red" flavor. It makes every brilliant technicolor yawn a half-parylized panic that I'm hemorrhaging. 
Don't worry, it's no sin against O-E. It only looks like it doesn't taste as bad. Shit'll have you waking up on the state border in someone else's boxers and a rubber boot, with a vast whole back tattoo of a misspelled gothic calligraphy tattoo of an old tagalog animal husbandry proverb. Don't laugh. I was there. 
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Posted: 5/2/2014 3:20:14 PM EST
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The Mad Dog is a fair substitute in a pinch I guess, but it doesn't have the magical powers of cisco. It'll mainly just get you violently ill and arrested.
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Posted: 5/2/2014 3:22:29 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Get a couple 40s of Cisco and don't make any plans He said drunk, not dead. I tried Cisco, once. Killing the whole bottle over the course of about half an hour resulted in one of the few times I honestly don't remember how I got home. I scrubbed myself like a rape victim in the shower the next morning and checked all the local news channels and the newspaper to ensure that I didn't end up drunk driving and crashing into some innocent minding their own business. I don't think you can even buy that shit anymore, you probably need a hazmat endorsement to handle it. |
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Posted: 5/2/2014 3:23:56 PM EST
[#35]
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The Mad Dog is a fair substitute in a pinch I guess, but it doesn't have the magical powers of cisco. It'll mainly just get you violently ill and arrested. Quote HistoryQuoted:
The Mad Dog is a fair substitute in a pinch I guess, but it doesn't have the magical powers of cisco. It'll mainly just get you violently ill and arrested. I'd never heard of the stuff so I googled it... God I fucking love urban dictionary http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cisco%20Wine Refers to the liquid waste excreted from The Dark Lord himself - comonly in strawberry and peach flavors fermented to the almost joke status of being called a wine. Cisco has known to be referred to as "Liquid Cocaine" or for more practical purposes, "Pipe Cleaner spilled on the floor of an abandoned Buffalo NY train station that eats through concrete faster than a Xenomorph's blood". Cisco, will fuck you in the asshole with a brick that has been dipped in Hepatitis and Fear. It is in the family with the common street wine Wild Irish Rose - except WIR would be a newborn baby and Cisco is the abusive step-father with boundary issues. Can also be used to power a Pratt&Whitney F-16 fighter jet engine or euthanize lab rats. Drinking this substance will lead to physical destruction and loss of memory....for up to the rest of your life. People have reported waking up in pools their own urine, vomit, feces and the broom closet of the YMCA in Rockport Maryland. The hangover that can result from Cisco is the equivalent of sticking your head up the ass of a Kentucky Derby horse in full sprint and being ejected into a brick wall all while undergoing Chemotherapy treatments that could kill an elephant. You are also guranteed to loose one friend while undergoing a Cisco bender and cause your father not to love you anymore; excessive violence has also been reported and wild violent threats to shut down the internet, (not yours the actual Internet) and falling off roofs.
Darren: you seen travis Mike: he drank two bottles of Cisco Wine the other day on a dare; pulled out his penis in front of a Tourbus carrying "Sisters for Christ" senior leaders and woke up in the stormdrain he thought existed. Darren:....he in jail? Mike: yes hes in jail - the storm drain was a womens shelter. Holy fuck 
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Posted: 5/2/2014 3:25:55 PM EST
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Steel Reserve, but O-E 800 is more traditional. But fuck all that man. If you've got a weekend to burn, you need to roll with some Cisco. I especially like the "Red" flavor. It makes every brilliant technicolor yawn a half-parylized panic that I'm hemorrhaging. http://www.bumwine.com/bumwine/cisco_flavors.jpg Don't worry, it's no sin against O-E. It only looks like it doesn't taste as bad. Shit'll have you waking up on the state border in someone else's boxers and a rubber boot, with a vast whole back tattoo of a misspelled gothic calligraphy tattoo of an old tagalog animal husbandry proverb. Don't laugh. I was there. My bathroom looked like a murder scene after the red flavor Cisco wanted out in a big hurry. |
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Posted: 5/2/2014 3:26:50 PM EST
[#37]
Steel Reserve.
Maybe I'm just too old now, but I don't drink a 40 quick enough for it to stay cold. |
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Posted: 5/2/2014 3:27:29 PM EST
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd never heard of the stuff so I googled it... God I fucking love urban dictionary http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cisco%20Wine Holy fuck Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: The Mad Dog is a fair substitute in a pinch I guess, but it doesn't have the magical powers of cisco. It'll mainly just get you violently ill and arrested. I'd never heard of the stuff so I googled it... God I fucking love urban dictionary http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cisco%20Wine Refers to the liquid waste excreted from The Dark Lord himself - comonly in strawberry and peach flavors fermented to the almost joke status of being called a wine. Cisco has known to be referred to as "Liquid Cocaine" or for more practical purposes, "Pipe Cleaner spilled on the floor of an abandoned Buffalo NY train station that eats through concrete faster than a Xenomorph's blood". Cisco, will fuck you in the asshole with a brick that has been dipped in Hepatitis and Fear. It is in the family with the common street wine Wild Irish Rose - except WIR would be a newborn baby and Cisco is the abusive step-father with boundary issues. Can also be used to power a Pratt&Whitney F-16 fighter jet engine or euthanize lab rats. Drinking this substance will lead to physical destruction and loss of memory....for up to the rest of your life. People have reported waking up in pools their own urine, vomit, feces and the broom closet of the YMCA in Rockport Maryland. The hangover that can result from Cisco is the equivalent of sticking your head up the ass of a Kentucky Derby horse in full sprint and being ejected into a brick wall all while undergoing Chemotherapy treatments that could kill an elephant. You are also guranteed to loose one friend while undergoing a Cisco bender and cause your father not to love you anymore; excessive violence has also been reported and wild violent threats to shut down the internet, (not yours the actual Internet) and falling off roofs. Darren: you seen travis Mike: he drank two bottles of Cisco Wine the other day on a dare; pulled out his penis in front of a Tourbus carrying "Sisters for Christ" senior leaders and woke up in the stormdrain he thought existed. Darren:....he in jail? Mike: yes hes in jail - the storm drain was a womens shelter. Holy fuck Dude, that ain't no bullshit either. It's pretty serious. |
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Posted: 5/2/2014 3:28:07 PM EST
[#39]
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Steel reserve in the black can. $5 will give you fucked if you can choke it down. I actually like it. |
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Posted: 5/2/2014 3:28:49 PM EST
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
IT'LL GETCHA DRUNK! YOU'LL BE FUCKIN' FAT GIRLS IN NO TIME! HOW'S IT TASTE, MOTHAFUCKER? Quote HistoryQuoted:
IT'LL GETCHA DRUNK! YOU'LL BE FUCKIN' FAT GIRLS IN NO TIME! HOW'S IT TASTE, MOTHAFUCKER? I'll have a Samuel Jackson please Sir its 730 in the morning. I know, but I have to get the taste of weed and hooker spit outta my mouth. In that case, ill have one too. |
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Posted: 5/2/2014 3:29:39 PM EST
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Anybody else remember 64oz bottles of Olde English, and Mickeys? My goto in high school.
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Posted: 5/2/2014 3:32:54 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Steel Reserve, but O-E 800 is more traditional. But fuck all that man. If you've got a weekend to burn, you need to roll with some Cisco. I especially like the "Red" flavor. It makes every brilliant technicolor yawn a half-parylized panic that I'm hemorrhaging. http://www.bumwine.com/bumwine/cisco_flavors.jpg Don't worry, it's no sin against O-E. It only looks like it doesn't taste as bad. Shit'll have you waking up on the state border in someone else's boxers and a rubber boot, with a vast whole back tattoo of a misspelled gothic calligraphy tattoo of an old tagalog animal husbandry proverb. Don't laugh. I was there. Now I have this strange urge to go and find out exactly what a "red" taste like. |
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Posted: 5/2/2014 3:34:46 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Now I have this strange urge to go and find out exactly what a "red" taste like. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Steel Reserve, but O-E 800 is more traditional. But fuck all that man. If you've got a weekend to burn, you need to roll with some Cisco. I especially like the "Red" flavor. It makes every brilliant technicolor yawn a half-parylized panic that I'm hemorrhaging. http://www.bumwine.com/bumwine/cisco_flavors.jpg Don't worry, it's no sin against O-E. It only looks like it doesn't taste as bad. Shit'll have you waking up on the state border in someone else's boxers and a rubber boot, with a vast whole back tattoo of a misspelled gothic calligraphy tattoo of an old tagalog animal husbandry proverb. Don't laugh. I was there. Now I have this strange urge to go and find out exactly what a "red" taste like. It's like ghetto romance. |
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Posted: 5/2/2014 3:34:47 PM EST
[#44]
Mickeys for best taste And steel reserve for getting drunk.
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Posted: 5/2/2014 3:37:53 PM EST
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My old standby was St Ides. Whatever you get, get something with a big mouth so you can just chug and not have to taste it too much.
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Posted: 5/2/2014 3:39:13 PM EST
[#46]
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Dude, that ain't no bullshit either. It's pretty serious.
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The Mad Dog is a fair substitute in a pinch I guess, but it doesn't have the magical powers of cisco. It'll mainly just get you violently ill and arrested. I'd never heard of the stuff so I googled it... God I fucking love urban dictionary http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cisco%20Wine Refers to the liquid waste excreted from The Dark Lord himself - comonly in strawberry and peach flavors fermented to the almost joke status of being called a wine. Cisco has known to be referred to as "Liquid Cocaine" or for more practical purposes, "Pipe Cleaner spilled on the floor of an abandoned Buffalo NY train station that eats through concrete faster than a Xenomorph's blood". Cisco, will fuck you in the asshole with a brick that has been dipped in Hepatitis and Fear. It is in the family with the common street wine Wild Irish Rose - except WIR would be a newborn baby and Cisco is the abusive step-father with boundary issues. Can also be used to power a Pratt&Whitney F-16 fighter jet engine or euthanize lab rats. Drinking this substance will lead to physical destruction and loss of memory....for up to the rest of your life. People have reported waking up in pools their own urine, vomit, feces and the broom closet of the YMCA in Rockport Maryland. The hangover that can result from Cisco is the equivalent of sticking your head up the ass of a Kentucky Derby horse in full sprint and being ejected into a brick wall all while undergoing Chemotherapy treatments that could kill an elephant. You are also guranteed to loose one friend while undergoing a Cisco bender and cause your father not to love you anymore; excessive violence has also been reported and wild violent threats to shut down the internet, (not yours the actual Internet) and falling off roofs.
Darren: you seen travis Mike: he drank two bottles of Cisco Wine the other day on a dare; pulled out his penis in front of a Tourbus carrying "Sisters for Christ" senior leaders and woke up in the stormdrain he thought existed. Darren:....he in jail? Mike: yes hes in jail - the storm drain was a womens shelter. Holy fuck Dude, that ain't no bullshit either. It's pretty serious.
And block out Monday too. Monday's when you wake up and try to put the remains of your life back in order while wondering what the fuck happened. Eventually at some point, you'll see that empty cisco bottle (or the remains of it imbedded in something/someone). When you see that bottle, you'll know what happened. Cisco happened motherfucker. |
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Posted: 5/2/2014 3:47:11 PM EST
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Now I have this strange urge to go and find out exactly what a "red" taste like. It tastes like oblivion. Clear your calendar. |
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Posted: 5/2/2014 3:50:15 PM EST
[#48]
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I never tried it, but you sure are right. When I saw that it's 8% ABV, I 'd!
Evidently they come in tall boy cans too. I haven't seen them around here, but my coworker said he got tore up on one. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Skip the getto malts and get a Bud Light Mangorita I never tried it, but you sure are right. When I saw that it's 8% ABV, I 'd!
Evidently they come in tall boy cans too. I haven't seen them around here, but my coworker said he got tore up on one. IMHO it is the best tasting of the Bud'ritas I have tired. I sometimes grab a tallboy for the train ride home (you can drink on METRA). It is the best thing since the old Four Loko for getting fucked up in a hurry for not much money that I have ever had. |
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Posted: 5/2/2014 3:54:37 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: OP Here . I was going to get some MD 20/20 but the local liquor store doesn't carry it ( fuckin PA alcohol laws ) So I Decided to go with some of the other suggestions on this thread .. and then when i got back home I realized that I still had a bottle of Ron Centenario rum that I bought in Costa Rica . .... And a Shotglass . This should be a fun night I have 3 days to recover . http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb187/jmm1713/IMG_0479.jpg I rented deliverance from the movie store near my house, and then swung by drug mart and got 2 cans of different flavors of it. Got drunk. Walked over to the store, got a 3rd can. Halfway through the 3rd can I finished the movie, and then cut down my shower curtain with an axe, and took pictures. I poured the rest of the 3rd can down the drain. I had enough sense to realize the maddness HAD to stop. I'll see if I can find the pictures. |
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Posted: 5/2/2014 3:55:12 PM EST
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