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Posted: 11/5/2013 2:23:38 PM EDT
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Cheeze whize, re-fried beans, and chicken mixed together.
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Posted: 11/5/2013 2:23:38 PM EDT
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wow you guys eat some real garbage So youre telling me pizza pockets aren't gourmet food? 
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Posted: 11/5/2013 2:35:00 PM EDT
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Mustard, or Sriracha, straight from the bottle
Mustard sammiches. Sardines with mustard Hot dog, rolled up in a tortiller Boiled egg + salt. Tons of cheap shit tastes good. Having said that, those types of snacks are very few and far between these days, as I am actually trying to eat better |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 2:37:05 PM EDT
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Can't we just talk ghetto food with out all this shit too.
Canned beef stew over rice I agree with this. ever thread doesn't have to be about how angry we all are. I love a fried bologna on white bread with kraft singles and garlic dill pickle slices |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 2:39:07 PM EDT
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Some of the guys on my crew that have done time taught me how to make a "spread." Boil and drain a bunch of ramen noodles, then get a big bag of fritos and grind them into a powder and mix with the ramen, add a can of chili with beans, sliced jalapenos, pickle relish, and a can of spray cheese. Its actually pretty good. They have a version made with tuna, too, but I haven't tried it yet. Buddy of mine's brother has done some time, and he was always eating weird shit like this. Ramen with crushed cheetohs and cheese spread, over chili 
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Posted: 11/5/2013 2:52:19 PM EDT
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Thick sliced bologna fried in a pan, topped with Velveeta cheese, slapped between two slices of toasted white bread along with a slice of onion and ketchup/mustard on top. For dessert half a container of cottage cheese and sliced peaches in cling syrup.
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Posted: 11/5/2013 2:55:02 PM EDT
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When I was a kid it was bean and bacon soup cold right out of the can.
Now its a Kraft single sandwich with a little Miracle Whip. |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 2:57:18 PM EDT
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Bunch of damn gourmet chefs in here.
Too rich for my blood. 
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Posted: 11/5/2013 3:02:38 PM EDT
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So youre telling me pizza pockets aren't gourmet food? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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wow you guys eat some real garbage So youre telling me pizza pockets aren't gourmet food? I'm not playing the health food hero here but there is a limit to how shitty your food should be I try to always eat something that started out as actual food instead of a barrel of grease shaped into a food product my ghetto food is progresso soup with some saltines |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 3:06:33 PM EDT
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Can't we just talk ghetto food with out all this shit too. Canned beef stew over rice I agree with this. ever thread doesn't have to be about how angry we all are. I love a fried bologna on white bread with kraft singles and garlic dill pickle slices yes it does this is the internet |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 3:07:15 PM EDT
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Tater Tot casserole. Its bad for you, but tastes awesome. My ex roommate loved "picatinny platforms"- tortillas, cheese, canned refried beans, microwave, loads of picatinny sauce. Fixed it for ya
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Posted: 11/5/2013 3:09:43 PM EDT
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hotdogs cut up into Kraft mac and cheese.
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Posted: 11/5/2013 3:13:20 PM EDT
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I LOVE egg noodles with Miracle Whip mixed in.
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Posted: 11/5/2013 3:16:11 PM EDT
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Tortilla and cheese (shredded or sandwich slices, whatever's handy) thrown in Mike til cheese melts. Saltine crackers with same as above I do that with saltines but in the toaster oven, quarter sheet of "processed american cheese" on each cracker, and cook until it browns and bubbles. 
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Posted: 11/5/2013 3:17:08 PM EDT
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no dude. mac and cheese. mix the chili with mac and cheese... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Canned chilli mixed with ramen noodles. no dude. mac and cheese. mix the chili with mac and cheese... Soul food! 
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Posted: 11/5/2013 3:22:36 PM EDT
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No ghetto grub, but for cheap/easy eats:
Hot dogs cut up in mac n cheese Hot dogs cut up in bush's baked beans Tuna and mayo eaten on crackers Cottage cheese scooped up with pringles Spam sammich with mustard, cheese, and kosher dills |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 3:45:41 PM EDT
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Poor man's grilled cheese sandwich: Time to prepare, less than 4mins...
Put two pieces of bread in the toaster. Toast how you like. Remove from toaster & butter up both pieces. Now cut a few nice thick pieces of your favorite cheese, enough to cover one piece evenly & then place the other piece of bread on top. Microwave for 20-30seconds or until cheese is melting nicely. Cut in half, grab fav beverage and enjoy-
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Posted: 11/5/2013 3:57:24 PM EDT
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Poor man's grilled cheese sandwich: Time to prepare, less than 4mins... Put two pieces of bread in the toaster. Toast how you like. Remove from toaster & butter up both pieces. Now cut a few nice thick pieces of your favorite cheese, enough to cover one piece evenly & then place the other piece of bread on top. Microwave for 20-30seconds or until cheese is melting nicely. Cut in half, grab fav beverage and enjoy- I've done the same thing but with a twist. Take two slices of bread and toast them back to back in the same side (assuming wide slot toaster). Take them out and put cheese between the hot/toasted sides, put it back in for another cycle. That way the bread is nicely crunchy and toasted on both sides and all you needed was the toaster.
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Posted: 11/5/2013 3:59:37 PM EDT
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I've done the same thing but with a twist. Take two slices of bread and toast them back to back in the same side (assuming wide slot toaster). Take them out and put cheese between the hot/toasted sides, put it back in for another cycle. That way the bread is nicely crunchy and toasted on both sides and all you needed was the toaster. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Poor man's grilled cheese sandwich: Time to prepare, less than 4mins... Put two pieces of bread in the toaster. Toast how you like. Remove from toaster & butter up both pieces. Now cut a few nice thick pieces of your favorite cheese, enough to cover one piece evenly & then place the other piece of bread on top. Microwave for 20-30seconds or until cheese is melting nicely. Cut in half, grab fav beverage and enjoy- I've done the same thing but with a twist. Take two slices of bread and toast them back to back in the same side (assuming wide slot toaster). Take them out and put cheese between the hot/toasted sides, put it back in for another cycle. That way the bread is nicely crunchy and toasted on both sides and all you needed was the toaster. Sounds good... but with my toaster I'd be left with a cheesy mess dripping out the bottom of the toaster and probably a fire-lol |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 4:01:19 PM EDT
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Sounds good... but with my toaster I'd be left with a cheesy mess dripping out the bottom of the toaster and probably a fire-lol Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Poor man's grilled cheese sandwich: Time to prepare, less than 4mins... Put two pieces of bread in the toaster. Toast how you like. Remove from toaster & butter up both pieces. Now cut a few nice thick pieces of your favorite cheese, enough to cover one piece evenly & then place the other piece of bread on top. Microwave for 20-30seconds or until cheese is melting nicely. Cut in half, grab fav beverage and enjoy- I've done the same thing but with a twist. Take two slices of bread and toast them back to back in the same side (assuming wide slot toaster). Take them out and put cheese between the hot/toasted sides, put it back in for another cycle. That way the bread is nicely crunchy and toasted on both sides and all you needed was the toaster. Sounds good... but with my toaster I'd be left with a cheesy mess dripping out the bottom of the toaster and probably a fire-lol Absolutely, I have a pull out crumb tray though so it cleans up easily. It's really not too messy unless you get greedy and use two slices.
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Posted: 11/5/2013 4:03:19 PM EDT
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Trash Can Tacos - corn or flour tortillas on a medium warm skillet, add cheese and whatever-the-hell-leftover-meat you have. Sausage, brisket and bacon are top tier choices. Bonus points awarded for adding refried beans and/or scrambled eggs. Salsa or Tabasco required. Hey, thats my typical breakfast ,
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Posted: 11/5/2013 4:09:07 PM EDT
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Canned ham (like the little Tuna sized cans) mixed with Velveeta shells & cheese.
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Posted: 11/5/2013 4:13:52 PM EDT
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You do realize that people who are actually in the ghetto get food stamps and eat better than you do, right? Realizing this makes me sad and pissed |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 4:18:33 PM EDT
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Sardines mixed with cottage cheese and flooded with tobasco sauce.
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Posted: 11/5/2013 4:18:39 PM EDT
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I have been known to open a can of Bushes Boston Baked Beans, shake in some hot sauce and eat them out of the can. I also do it with Chef Boyardee ravioli .
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Posted: 11/5/2013 4:25:06 PM EDT
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No ghetto meals here. I dont think ghetto is the right label for these "meals". . . Lazy Bachelor, is probably more accurate. |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 4:35:07 PM EDT
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For me has been honey and cheap, white bread sandwich. Also, mustard instead; as I think Chris Rock put it, gave that twang think you eating meat.
My dad has always been all for fried bologna. |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 4:39:05 PM EDT
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Spam & Egg sammich.
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Posted: 11/5/2013 4:40:51 PM EDT
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Ramen with egg and whatever veggies I have.
Peanut butter and honey tortillas. Omelets with cheese and pretty much any meat or veggies nearly any meat and pasta + canned sauce. hot dog sandwiches. |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 4:41:49 PM EDT
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Ghetto Buffalo Chicken n Rice
1 cup long grain rice. 3 cups water 2-3pcs Tyson Buffalo Chicken Strips 1-2 chicken buillon cubes Nuke for 26 minutes, sprinkle cheddar, italian, whatever cheese you have left, on top, eat with fork. |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 4:45:08 PM EDT
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Mcdouble or something similar. If I'm eating shit, I'm damn sure not cooking it myself.
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Posted: 11/5/2013 4:47:55 PM EDT
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Garlic flavored canned tuna in pasta. Actually, if you can look past the mercury and Fukushima radiation, it's actually not *that* bad for you I guess...
Pepper heavily and sprinkle with parmesan. |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 4:49:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Some of the guys on my crew that have done time taught me how to make a "spread." Boil and drain a bunch of ramen noodles, then get a big bag of fritos and grind them into a powder and mix with the ramen, add a can of chili with beans, sliced jalapenos, pickle relish, and a can of spray cheese. Its actually pretty good. They have a version made with tuna, too, but I haven't tried it yet. Inmates used to beg me for trashbags during the weekend to make the Jailhouse Tamale they called it. Everybody adds something, Fritos, Beanie Wienie, Chilli-flavored Ramen....Ramen of any flavor actually. They'd heat that up with hot water, wrap the trashbag in a pillow case and a blanket, then the skinniest guy gets to sit on it for half an hour the fattest Cholo would be "test-tasting" it every 5 minutes. |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 4:49:41 PM EDT
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Absolutely, I have a pull out crumb tray though so it cleans up easily. It's really not too messy unless you get greedy and use two slices. all that bread and 1 piece of cheese?!
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Posted: 11/5/2013 4:49:59 PM EDT
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I'm not playing the health food hero here but there is a limit to how shitty your food should be I try to always eat something that started out as actual food instead of a barrel of grease shaped into a food product my ghetto food is progresso soup with some saltines Quote HistoryQuoted:
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wow you guys eat some real garbage So youre telling me pizza pockets aren't gourmet food? I'm not playing the health food hero here but there is a limit to how shitty your food should be I try to always eat something that started out as actual food instead of a barrel of grease shaped into a food product my ghetto food is progresso soup with some saltines GTFO |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 4:50:59 PM EDT
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When I'm lazy, I get adventurous. My quick bad eats include sriracha-covered ramen + whatever meat is left in fridge, vienna sausage and saltines, boiled eggs, hormel chili, spam and olives, fried bologna sandwich (hell even when I'm not lazy), and frozen chicken strips smothered in franks sauce, sour cream, lettuce, and cheese in a tortilla wrap. Yes, heart attack is incoming.
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Posted: 11/5/2013 4:51:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryYUMMY! and ramen. And tortilla chips with tobasco and lime. OH! and chili...WITH beans and cheese.
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Posted: 11/5/2013 4:55:01 PM EDT
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Spam is good no matter how you eat it !  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Spam sandwich Spam is good no matter how you eat it ! Try this ghetto sandwich - slice the Spam, put it on a baking sheet. Sprinkle with brown sugar, then spread mustard on it. Put it in the oven 10-12 minutes, and place on white bread. You will thank me.
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Posted: 11/5/2013 4:56:28 PM EDT
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Spam sandwich Fried on white bread with deli mustard.
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Posted: 11/5/2013 4:57:16 PM EDT
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all that bread and 1 piece of cheese?!
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Absolutely, I have a pull out crumb tray though so it cleans up easily. It's really not too messy unless you get greedy and use two slices. all that bread and 1 piece of cheese?!
It's only two slices of bread, unless you are making two sandwiches, then it's four of bread and two of cheese. |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 4:57:30 PM EDT
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Ramen noodles and use prego instead of the spice packet. Quick pasta.
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Posted: 11/5/2013 4:59:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No ghetto grub, but for cheap/easy eats: Hot dogs cut up in mac n cheese Hot dogs cut up in bush's baked beans Tuna and mayo eaten on crackers Cottage cheese scooped up with pringles Spam sammich with mustard, cheese, and kosher dills  Dude, that's as fucking ghetto as spinners and pants around your thighs. The only way you could make it more ghetto is to wash it down with purple Faygo. |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 5:01:55 PM EDT
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Buy cheapest can of pork and beans in the store. Buy 2nd or 3rd cheapest pack of hot dogs in the store (never buy the cheapest hot dogs ever). Put both in crock pot, cook 4-8 hours, enjoy the epic goodness. Bonus for cheap-ass Jiffy cornbread. Resist the urge to add seasoning, or get better beans, or anything like that. Trust me, you're not gonna improve on this. I don't know what is in the cheapest hot dogs and I'm not sure that I want to know. |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 5:04:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Dude, that's as fucking ghetto as spinners and pants around your thighs. The only way you could make it more ghetto is to wash it down with purple Faygo. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: No ghetto grub, but for cheap/easy eats: Hot dogs cut up in mac n cheese Hot dogs cut up in bush's baked beans Tuna and mayo eaten on crackers Cottage cheese scooped up with pringles Spam sammich with mustard, cheese, and kosher dills Dude, that's as fucking ghetto as spinners and pants around your thighs. The only way you could make it more ghetto is to wash it down with purple Faygo. |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 5:05:04 PM EDT
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slice of sammich ham with a dill pickles rolled up inside.
Bologna fried in a skillet flopped around in warm BBQ sauce put on white bread with raw onion and pickles. Macaroni cooked in tomato juice with some butter Peanut Butter mixed with pancake syrup in to a slurry and put on white bread for a sammich Hot dogs, the cheaper the better, microwaved until they split open put on white bread with ketchup in the split on the dog. ETA...Bread buttered like for a grilled cheese add a slice of American a can of tuna raw onion salt/pepper and another slice of cheese, squirt a little sriacha on the tuna for fancy fancy time. |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 5:05:38 PM EDT
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Wish sandwich. Two pieces of bread and you wish you had some meat. Bow bow bow
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Posted: 11/5/2013 5:05:54 PM EDT
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Dude, that's as fucking ghetto as spinners and pants around your thighs. The only way you could make it more ghetto is to wash it down with purple Faygo. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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No ghetto grub, but for cheap/easy eats: Hot dogs cut up in mac n cheese Hot dogs cut up in bush's baked beans Tuna and mayo eaten on crackers Cottage cheese scooped up with pringles Spam sammich with mustard, cheese, and kosher dills
Dude, that's as fucking ghetto as spinners and pants around your thighs. The only way you could make it more ghetto is to wash it down with purple Faygo. Yeah, lol..true dat, true dat! |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 5:12:18 PM EDT
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I hate cooking other than using the grill or cooking breakfast food. So when the wife can't cook and its up to me to keep the kids from starving its noodles, hamburger and veggies to the rescue.
Brown 1lb of hamburger, cook a bunch of noodles, and boil 3 cups of mixed veggies. Mix all three in a large bowl, season to taste and serve on a plate. I like to add parmesan cheese and Crystal hot sauce. |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 5:15:09 PM EDT
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Dude, that's as fucking ghetto as spinners and pants around your thighs. The only way you could make it more ghetto is to wash it down with purple Faygo. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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No ghetto grub, but for cheap/easy eats: Hot dogs cut up in mac n cheese Hot dogs cut up in bush's baked beans Tuna and mayo eaten on crackers Cottage cheese scooped up with pringles Spam sammich with mustard, cheese, and kosher dills
Dude, that's as fucking ghetto as spinners and pants around your thighs. The only way you could make it more ghetto is to wash it down with purple Faygo. I never knew that was ghetto, my mom made that for me when I was a kid as special mac and cheese. I still love that shit. |
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Posted: 11/5/2013 5:19:42 PM EDT
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YAY! Basement dweller food is the new gourmet
Ball of non cooked bread should wrap up the GOLD! |
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