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Posted: 1/1/2019 12:15:53 AM EDT
I am alone tonite.

My wife is working the overnight and i am alone once these kids. Go to bed.

What should i watch being alone on new years?
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:16:17 AM EDT
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Latinas
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:16:27 AM EDT
[#2]
Midget Porn
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:17:03 AM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:17:33 AM EDT
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I get the idea to watch porn and only make it thru the pornhub credits +10 seconds
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:18:00 AM EDT
[#5]
Cakefarting
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:18:20 AM EDT
[#6]
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Is pron similar to tron?
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:19:06 AM EDT
[#8]
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[#9]
Bonnie Rotten is a dirty inky girl. Enjoy.
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:19:23 AM EDT
[#10]
just watch "fisting grandpa's" like you always do.
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:19:57 AM EDT
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latinas, asians, .. heck, start somewhere and go from there.. it's not difficult these days
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Yes it is
I want it to be good. And last longer than 30sec.

I feel like i need a story
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:20:03 AM EDT
[#12]
Asian !

Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:20:53 AM EDT
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To bad your friend isn't working also

Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:21:24 AM EDT
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Dont asians have weird features down their?

I have never scene an asian nude
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:21:38 AM EDT
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Yes it is
I want it to be good. And last longer than 30sec.

I feel like i need a story
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latinas, asians, .. heck, start somewhere and go from there.. it's not difficult these days
Yes it is
I want it to be good. And last longer than 30sec.

I feel like i need a story
Get it over with and make some grilled cheese
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:21:47 AM EDT
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Yes it is
I want it to be good. And last longer than 30sec.

I feel like i need a story
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latinas, asians, .. heck, start somewhere and go from there.. it's not difficult these days
Yes it is
I want it to be good. And last longer than 30sec.

I feel like i need a story
A long time ago...
In a galaxy far far away...

If this is helping you got significant issues.
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:22:21 AM EDT
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Wich one? The midgit or tranny marrier?
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:22:36 AM EDT
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I have never scene an asian nude
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Dont asians have weird features down their?

I have never scene an asian nude
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:23:02 AM EDT
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A long time ago...
In a galaxy far far away...

If this is helping you got significant issues.
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latinas, asians, .. heck, start somewhere and go from there.. it's not difficult these days
Yes it is
I want it to be good. And last longer than 30sec.

I feel like i need a story
A long time ago...
In a galaxy far far away...

If this is helping you got significant issues.
Go on. Getting close
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:23:43 AM EDT
[#20]
Squat Cobbler.
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:24:22 AM EDT
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Pregnant.

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Can I change my answer to this ?
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:24:28 AM EDT
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Wich one? The midgit or tranny marrier?
Bolt on
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:24:49 AM EDT
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Hermaphradites.

Ever seen a chick blow a load while she flicks her bean?
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:24:59 AM EDT
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Dont asians have weird features down their?

I have never scene an asian nude
Ok. I lied. I have scene some. But they are all pixelated. Is it that offensive?
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:25:06 AM EDT
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Go on. Getting close
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latinas, asians, .. heck, start somewhere and go from there.. it's not difficult these days
Yes it is
I want it to be good. And last longer than 30sec.

I feel like i need a story
A long time ago...
In a galaxy far far away...

If this is helping you got significant issues.
Go on. Getting close
'...milf showed stepson how to party while dad is away'

now you're only 5 secs from making a grilled cheese sandwich
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:25:40 AM EDT
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Bolt on https://www.ar15.com/images/smilies/smiley_abused.gif
Haha. I like you.
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:25:59 AM EDT
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Oh, i know Asian women -  during the early 2000's had a roped off table with my name on it at the Soi Cowboy.
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:26:06 AM EDT
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Instead of going up and down they go sideways.  Other than that they're pretty much the same.
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:26:53 AM EDT
[#29]
WTF man!

None of the above.
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:27:38 AM EDT
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Yesssss
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:27:50 AM EDT
[#31]
The obvious answer is latina dwarf milf incest porn.
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:27:55 AM EDT
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WTF man!

None of the above.
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But those are my things dude
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:28:11 AM EDT
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Instead of going up and down they go sideways.  Other than that they're pretty much the same.
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Instead of going up and down they go sideways.  Other than that they're pretty much the same.
Its the kung fu grip
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:28:34 AM EDT
[#34]
Old Farts Young Tarts
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:29:21 AM EDT
[#35]
I'm about to bust my last nut of 2018
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:29:23 AM EDT
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Arfcom's Dream Pr0n
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:30:14 AM EDT
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Arfcom's Dream Pr0n
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Arfcom's Dream Pr0n
Milfs with giant potties is my thing.
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:30:16 AM EDT
[#38]
biracial midget anal
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:31:03 AM EDT
[#39]
I vote pregnant grandma porn
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:31:40 AM EDT
[#40]
Anything with no inkies and hairy vaginas.

So, something from the 80's.
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:31:58 AM EDT
[#41]
None. Wait for the wife to get home.
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:32:26 AM EDT
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Anything with no inkies and hairy vaginas.

So, something from the 80's.
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Vintage. But not too vintage.

Sex in the back of a model T is too weird for me.
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:33:02 AM EDT
[#43]
Stole it

Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:34:23 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:36:28 AM EDT
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Joust. As long as they don't cross.
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:39:14 AM EDT
[#46]
what does your wife do for a living? sounds a little fishy,working on newyears
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:41:17 AM EDT
[#47]
What happened to the cakefarts website?
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:41:55 AM EDT
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Nurse
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:43:35 AM EDT
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Pregnant midget grannies..
Link Posted: 1/1/2019 12:44:55 AM EDT
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Go to the tags page. Close your eyes, move your cursor around then click. Open your eyes to behold your surprise page of porn.
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