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Link Posted: 3/11/2020 12:53:29 PM EDT
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Always threatened to get our brand tattooed on me.

Might be lame.
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I agree. Get branded instead.
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 12:53:41 PM EDT
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Duckski sympathizes. One of my hairs cinched his butthole closed when he went to take a piss. It had wrapped itself around his dick after threading itself through his butthair.
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Uhhh
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 12:53:52 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/11/2020 12:54:36 PM EDT
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Neighbor lady called up freaking out about a dead cow in our field.

Cow was just calving out.

Thanks, neighbor.
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“Uh, I know, she’s got the corona”.  Shrug shoulders and walk away.
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 12:54:48 PM EDT
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I see that’s been thoroughly covered.
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 12:55:15 PM EDT
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I have really long hair.
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Duckski sympathizes. One of my hairs cinched his butthole closed when he went to take a piss. It had wrapped itself around his dick after threading itself through his butthair.
I, uh....

Well, ... uh...

I don't quite...  N/M  ...

Geez
I have really long hair.
My imagination of the whole thing it’s getting out of control
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 12:56:31 PM EDT
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My imagination of the whole thing it’s getting out of control
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Duckski sympathizes. One of my hairs cinched his butthole closed when he went to take a piss. It had wrapped itself around his dick after threading itself through his butthair.
I, uh....

Well, ... uh...

I don't quite...  N/M  ...

Geez
I have really long hair.
My imagination of the whole thing it’s getting out of control
@ytka
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 12:57:00 PM EDT
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No
No
Maybe
Yes
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 12:58:31 PM EDT
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My imagination of the whole thing it's getting out of control
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Adults do adult things
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 12:59:45 PM EDT
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Only with the lights off
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:02:09 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:03:13 PM EDT
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Adults do adult things
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mostly
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:04:24 PM EDT
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DBAL thread in the EE fizzled out.

*unsubscribe*
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:05:36 PM EDT
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Boss came around this morning to see if everyone’s offsite connectivity worked “just in case” we were asked to work from home for a couple weeks.
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:10:47 PM EDT
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Aren't they to the point where sundry diseases are just part of the breed standard?
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Minibulls? Nah.

They’re pretty healthy, really.
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:12:32 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:15:04 PM EDT
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Since I arrived at work this morning, I have seen exactly 2 not fat people.

This is getting out of control.
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:16:20 PM EDT
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Since I arrived at work this morning, I have seen exactly 2 not fat people.

This is getting out of control.
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Well you live in the south so.....
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:17:04 PM EDT
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Better quarantine them from the refrigerator
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:17:15 PM EDT
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Also you having diagnosed poor circulation in your hand is why you like living there. It makes sense.
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:23:18 PM EDT
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Good job, detective
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:23:28 PM EDT
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Asphalt Gump
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:26:08 PM EDT
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Since I arrived at work this morning, I have seen exactly 2 not fat people.

This is getting out of control.
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Maybe all the fatties will get corona'd.
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:29:56 PM EDT
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Am I the only one who stays confused here?  How did we go from 193s to apple fritters?
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Stream of consciousnesses posting is awesome
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:31:20 PM EDT
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We're having apple fritters?
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Fax me one
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:32:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:33:16 PM EDT
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I just had an epiphany...between lch’s rambling thoughts, hk’s randomness, and naamah bringing a touch of female to the group, it’s all beginning to make sense....er not make sense.

Love you guys tho.
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So the limit is 3 donuts and 2 apple fritters?
Give it a try and report back.
I just had an epiphany...between lch’s rambling thoughts, hk’s randomness, and naamah bringing a touch of female to the group, it’s all beginning to make sense....er not make sense.

Love you guys tho.
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:33:19 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:33:55 PM EDT
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No homo
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Totes homo
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:34:44 PM EDT
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Duckski sympathizes. One of my hairs cinched his butthole closed when he went to take a piss. It had wrapped itself around his dick after threading itself through his butthair.
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You could shave her bald
I don't believe i would care for that.

It's kind of a pain in the ass. Literally.
Duckski sympathizes. One of my hairs cinched his butthole closed when he went to take a piss. It had wrapped itself around his dick after threading itself through his butthair.
Ya know, that's a visual I probably never needed.

But the mental animation was
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:37:43 PM EDT
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Every day is Manlove Thursday in Official 24/365.
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Maybe tomorrow
Every day is Manlove Thursday in Official 24/365.
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:39:17 PM EDT
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Be faster to fly to Florida and find some
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We're closed...

Moose out front shoulda told ya.
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:39:41 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:40:47 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:42:45 PM EDT
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Only with the lights off
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Prude
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:42:51 PM EDT
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New barrel will be here Friday.

That's the slowest shipment from PA.

So frustrating, think I'll send a strongly worded e-mail.
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Start a thread.
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:43:30 PM EDT
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Well you live in the south so.....
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Since I arrived at work this morning, I have seen exactly 2 not fat people.

This is getting out of control.
Well you live in the south so.....
Where we deep fry butter
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:43:34 PM EDT
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I have really long hair.
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Can confirm.

The only person at SE4 that could hold on to the slack line and touch the water at the same time....
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:43:46 PM EDT
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Asphalt Gump
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Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:44:05 PM EDT
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cc me on that
kthanks
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We're having apple fritters?
Fax me one
cc me on that
kthanks
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:44:43 PM EDT
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That reminds me of my very wealthy neighbor down the road.  She's almost elderly, really goth, and has 9 inch nails.  They're freaking disgusting, they're all curled up where she can't use her hands right.  They make me wanna hurl.
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How does she wipe?

Ewwwww......

Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:44:50 PM EDT
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Can confirm.

The only person at SE4 that could hold on to the slack line and touch the water at the same time....
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I have really long hair.
Can confirm.

The only person at SE4 that could hold on to the slack line and touch the water at the same time....
which considering her compact size, really speaks to how long her hair is.
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:45:14 PM EDT
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How does she wipe?

Ewwwww......

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That reminds me of my very wealthy neighbor down the road.  She's almost elderly, really goth, and has 9 inch nails.  They're freaking disgusting, they're all curled up where she can't use her hands right.  They make me wanna hurl.
How does she wipe?

Ewwwww......

That's what the nails are for?
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 1:55:08 PM EDT
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I just had an epiphany...between lch’s rambling thoughts, hk’s randomness, and naamah bringing a touch of female to the group, it’s all beginning to make sense....er not make sense.

Love you guys tho.
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So the limit is 3 donuts and 2 apple fritters?
Give it a try and report back.
I just had an epiphany...between lch’s rambling thoughts, hk’s randomness, and naamah bringing a touch of female to the group, it’s all beginning to make sense....er not make sense.

Love you guys tho.
Well then allow me to roll right in and fuck shit up.
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