A bird just took a dump on Joe Biden \uD83D\uDE02\uD83D\uDE02 pic.twitter.com/x8AEd3vobG

— \uD83C\uDDFA\uD83C\uDDF8TRUMP 2024 \uD83C\uDDFA\uD83C\uDDF8 (@Artists45Trump) April 12, 2022

Plus credit to @birddogz for finding this…

Meme by @NautPoso and @drefanzor pic.twitter.com/t64AcDQe2i

— NautPoso\uD83C\uDF4A \uD83C\uDDEE\uD83C\uDDEA?? (@NautPoso) April 12, 2022

aim for the mouth next time birb.

It was mentioned in the other thread, but deserving of its own thread IMO.

That bird is a national hero.

Not all hero’s wear capes

You sure that didn't drip from his ear

yeah, I think it leaked out of his cranial cavity.

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Shit for brains didn't bother cleaning it up. Stood there for 20+ mins covered in shit.

Based birb is based

I'd like to buy that bird a beer

I think the brain suppository capsule they inserted in his ear canal sprung a leak.

Been more appropriate if it had been a flying bull.

I hope it was a bald eagle  

well its a normal state for him to shit his pants so there is that...

Pauly the profanity lace pigeon!   I pooped on Joe! pic.twitter.com/7tRQuJCyfu

— Steve Mudflap McGrew’s REMASCULATE Podcast! (@REMASCULATE) April 12, 2022

Obviously that bird was a government plant.

They're just trying to create a new narrative that birds are actually real!

Tell me that bird is related to the bald eagle somehow

Good job Bird!

Biden shits on the economy so fair play!

Bird one uping the fox

Government surveillance drone malfunction. Won't happen again.

Soooo close. Windage was off just a hair.

The bird knows he loves ice cream.


“What flavor is this Jill?  Tastes kind of like those vegan patties your friends like.”

Pigeons are liars.

So is Joe Biden.

FJB.

FBHO.

No just wings and a great opportunity to shit on a piece of shit.

That was Russian robot pigeon....I've gotta say, I sort of feel sorry for Biden at this point.

In ancient times there was a community known as the Goodnu's. As all communities did in these times the Goodnu's lived right on the river bank for trading, transportation and sustenance. Water was almighty and worshipped as a God. One day there was a tremendous hurricane far out in the ocean. It's ferocity blew a large flock of "Foo" birds way off course sending them inland many hundreds of miles and in the vicinity of the Goodnu's community. The Goodnu people had never seen a "Foo" bird and were quite curious as to it's sudden and obviously evil presence. The "Foo" bird, as we all know, is a very ugly, evil-looking bird.

This caused the Goodnu people to become very uneasy believing they did something wrong to God and that this bird should be avoided. One day a "Foo" bird flew overhead and screeched: "Foo, Foo" and shit on a Goodnu's head. The man ran screaming into the river believing the Holy powers of the river would cleanse him of this evil turd and its consequences. As soon as the man washed this unholy turd from his ear canal he suddenly keeled over and died. The Goodnu's were now convinced of the "Foo" bird's evilness.

The next day a woman was outside and heard: "Foo, Foo". Before she could react the "Foo" bird dropped a bomb landing a syrupy turd across her face. Shocked and panicked she ran into the river furiously washing her face of this sloppy stew. The village watched in horror as this woman also died once cleansed of the runny turd.

The very next day a village wiseman heard those famous words: "Foo, Foo". He like others had witnessed the terrible deaths of two of his villages' people in the last two days. He too was struck right in the forehead by the "Foo" birds accurately guided turd missile. His first reaction was confusion and he sprinted towards the river. However, he stopped short and thought of his obvious demise should he cleanse the turd wafer from his forehead. He did not cleanse the poo pile from his forehead and lived. So the wiseman went to the other people of the village, gathered them around and stated to them: "There is an obvious lesson here my good people. The moral of this story is: 'If the Foo shits, wear it.'".

What a National Embarrassment he is.

The Ancient Romans often looked to signs from birds to interpret the will of the Gods.

"An augur was a priest and official in the classical Roman world. His main role was the practice of augury: Interpreting the will of the gods by studying the flight of birds – whether they were flying in groups or alone, what noises they made as they flew, direction of flight, and what kind of birds they were. This was known as "taking the auspices".

The augural ceremony and function of the augur was central to any major undertaking in Roman society – public or private – including matters of war, commerce, and religion. Augurs sought the divine will regarding any proposed course of action which might affect Rome's pax, fortuna, and salus (peace, good fortune, and well-being)."

Lots of people mistake Biden for a statue or some other inanimate object

red-pilled pigeon

I don't think I've ever clicked on a thread faster than I clicked on this one when I saw the title.  It delivered.

The bull and the horse already have that covered

#SloppyJoe

The bird allegedly pooped on Biden.

Damn. When the guy with the Smash Mouth avatar is pointing and laughing at you, you know you fucked up.

@ScoutOut

That bird is a patriot!

That is just, I don't even know.  Perfect.

Like attracts like

Do I sense a new “Brownells did this” gif? I think I dooooo!

This is how the bird flu lockdowns start.

Watch it there, buddy, bird shit doesn't deserve that kind of insult.