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Posted: 8/30/2011 2:48:11 PM EDT

Damn......STORY HERE

Kill if Dupe

Posted: 8/30/2011 2:48:49 PM EDT

[#1]

These things happen.

Posted: 8/30/2011 2:49:09 PM EDT

[#2]

Well, like they say, at least he died doing what he loved.

Posted: 8/30/2011 2:51:00 PM EDT

[#3]

"....at least ten times a day ............."

Posted: 8/30/2011 2:52:18 PM EDT

[#4]

Poor kid beat himself to death.

Posted: 8/30/2011 2:53:36 PM EDT

[#5]

Here is the "math" behind the story.....

whole night = 7 hours x 60 = 420 minutes

420/42 = 10 minutes/time

that’s how the news come up with 42

Posted: 8/30/2011 2:53:43 PM EDT

[#6]

He lived the dream.

Posted: 8/30/2011 2:54:10 PM EDT

[#7]

WTF, could they have picked a creepier picture for the fucking article? Maybe goat.secs?

Posted: 8/30/2011 2:55:11 PM EDT

[#8]

Talk about OCD!

Posted: 8/30/2011 2:55:19 PM EDT

[#9]

Well, He had nothing else to live for.

Posted: 8/30/2011 2:55:23 PM EDT

[#10]

"They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age."

Posted: 8/30/2011 2:55:39 PM EDT

[#11]

finally, something good comes out of googling "boy masturbating"

Posted: 8/30/2011 2:55:49 PM EDT

[#12]

Just like this boy, I, too, am impartial to a woman's texture physics.

Posted: 8/30/2011 2:56:46 PM EDT

[#13]

"In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC."
OH NOES!!!

I wish they would have given an exact COD or at least tell us the symptomns before death...

Posted: 8/30/2011 2:56:55 PM EDT

[#14]

Was that thing on auto? How the fuck do you blow a load every 10 minutes

Posted: 8/30/2011 2:57:06 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
finally, something good comes out of googling "boy masturbating"

Posted: 8/30/2011 2:57:18 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
finally, something good comes out of googling "boy masturbating"

Posted: 8/30/2011 2:57:45 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
"They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age."

even if they felt like a cats tongue?

Posted: 8/30/2011 2:58:28 PM EDT

[#18]

That's jacked off up!

Posted: 8/30/2011 2:59:00 PM EDT

[#19]

I'm going to wave the BS flag on this one.

Bizarre story, check.
Foreign news source, check.
few verifiable details, check.

Posted: 8/30/2011 2:59:02 PM EDT

[#20]

Screen name?

Posted: 8/30/2011 2:59:47 PM EDT

[#21]

But how exactly did he die? Did he tear the damn thing off? I call BS.

Posted: 8/30/2011 2:59:49 PM EDT

[#22]

42 times? Just who was keeping count?
1:15

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:00:13 PM EDT

[#23]

There's a lot of dead kittens somewhere in the world right now...

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:00:32 PM EDT

[#24]

What the fuck are texture physics?

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:00:42 PM EDT

[#25]

There was once a young man from Brazil

Who repeatedly beat himself for a thrill

For forty one times his seed was spent

But on forty two instead of coming he went

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:00:50 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
WTF, could they have picked a creepier picture for the fucking article?

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:01:30 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Was that thing on auto? How the fuck do you blow a load every 10 minutes

I'd tell you but, I'd have to kill you.

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:01:37 PM EDT

[#28]

I've got to hand it to him...

Wait!

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:03:09 PM EDT

[#29]

Amateur.

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:03:33 PM EDT

[#30]

No way.

42 times...no way. Calling Bullshit.

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:03:52 PM EDT

[#31]

Weird news here in GD today.

Self-decaptiations, and now this...

It has begun!

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:04:24 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
"In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC."

OH NOES!!!

I wish they would have given an exact COD or at least tell us the symptomns before death...

The TRUE meaning of a good friend is someone who will clear your history, and format your HD after you pass away

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:04:58 PM EDT

[#33]

wonder if he was still a virgin

maybe he didnt want the real thing

would be a shame to die from jacking it, having never had the real thing

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:05:21 PM EDT

[#34]

Well, guess he got the question to the answer wrong.

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:06:17 PM EDT

[#35]

Shot his wad he did.

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:06:23 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
There was once a young man from Brazil

Who repeatedly beat himself for a thrill

For forty one times his seed was spent

But on forty two instead of coming he went

Somebody needs to learn how to write a Limerick.

From Wikipedia:

The standard form of a limerick is a stanza of five lines, with the first, second and fifth usually rhyming with one another and having three feet of three syllables each; and the shorter third and fourth lines also rhyming with each other, but having only two feet of three syllables. The defining "foot" of a limerick's meter is usually the anapaest, (ta-ta-TUM), but limericks can also be considered amphibrachic.

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:06:24 PM EDT

[#37]

Too bad he didn't pull through. I wonder if it was a stroke that finally did him in.

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:06:29 PM EDT

[#38]

How exactly do you die from jerking it?

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:06:41 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
finally, something good comes out of googling "boy masturbating"

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Posted: 8/30/2011 3:06:47 PM EDT

[#40]

"Masturbating 42 times at night" by Private blue balls

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:09:06 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

I'm going to wave the BS flag on this one.

Bizarre story, check.

Foreign news source, check.

few verifiable details, check.

yeah, BS story

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:09:25 PM EDT

[#42]

what a jerk!

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:10:36 PM EDT

[#43]

He was also blind and had forearms like popeye the sailor..

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:11:08 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:
There was once a young man from Brazil

Who repeatedly beat himself for a thrill

For forty one times his seed was spent

But on forty two instead of coming he went

Somebody needs to learn how to write a Limerick.

From Wikipedia:

The standard form of a limerick is a stanza of five lines, with the first, second and fifth usually rhyming with one another and having three feet of three syllables each; and the shorter third and fourth lines also rhyming with each other, but having only two feet of three syllables. The defining "foot" of a limerick's meter is usually the anapaest, (ta-ta-TUM), but limericks can also be considered amphibrachic.

Pardon me Mr bard, I got overly excited.

Posted: 8/30/2011 3:12:11 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
Too bad he didn't pull through. I wonder if it was a stroke that finally did him in.

the stroke, or A stroke?

C'mon....there is a dead kid...why all the funnys?

There are a few way's I don't want to die....the obvious pain stuff like by fire, or the freaky drowning.....but by golly,
if I am found dead after beating it all night.....I will laugh from the spirit world with my friends.