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Posted: 9/21/2017 2:13:27 PM EDT
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They have nice teeth....
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Posted: 9/21/2017 2:16:01 PM EDT
[#2]
Typically very overweight.
Overvalued sense of self worth. (example: the typical British Land Whale thinks they deserve a Billionaire version of Brad Pitt). |
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Posted: 9/21/2017 2:17:03 PM EDT
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Typically very overweight. Overvalued sense of self worth. (example: the typical British Land Whale thinks they deserve a Billionaire version of Brad Pitt). |
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Posted: 9/21/2017 2:17:16 PM EDT
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OP, I think you mixed it up with the Scottish/Irish accent
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Posted: 9/21/2017 2:17:19 PM EDT
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Typically very overweight. Overvalued sense of self worth. (example: the typical British Land Whale thinks they deserve a Billionaire version of Brad Pitt). 
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Posted: 9/21/2017 2:17:49 PM EDT
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They don't say to you "care for a shag guv'nor?" nearly often enough.
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Posted: 9/21/2017 2:18:25 PM EDT
[#7]
Their fuckin teeth
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Posted: 9/21/2017 2:18:57 PM EDT
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They don't say to you "care for a shag guv'nor?" nearly often enough.
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Posted: 9/21/2017 2:21:26 PM EDT
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10 years ago I was dating a girl in London for awhile. Binge drinker, loved tabloids and not terribly bright but very attractive. I heard current UK girls are into fitness and don't binge drink till they pass out
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Posted: 9/21/2017 2:23:11 PM EDT
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OP, I think you mixed it up with the Scottish/Irish accent .
https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.DGbrIHZU1uAo8gWLT9D3QwEsEA&w=186&h=158&c=7&qlt=90&o=4&pid=1.7 |
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Posted: 9/21/2017 2:23:51 PM EDT
[#11]
Bad Teeth
Big Tits |
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Posted: 9/21/2017 2:24:59 PM EDT
[#12]
Some of the largest breasts I ever handled were on English and Scottish women
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Posted: 9/21/2017 2:24:59 PM EDT
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Maybe Braddders or Agent Funky will correct me but Newcastle seemed like the party town when I was there
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Posted: 9/21/2017 2:29:50 PM EDT
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The English? Oddball accent and vocabulary that, when she talks dirty to you, sounds fucking hilarious instead of arousing.
Irish and Scottish women, on the other hand... 
Scottish women can be very difficult to understand, depending on how thick their accent is. For some, it's so thick you could cut their accent with a knife. Tend to be violent, and getting smacked with a rolling pin is not fun. Irish babes are amazing, but mouthy and rebellious. Very mouthy. Yes. Very.
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Posted: 9/21/2017 2:30:48 PM EDT
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no personal experience, but i did know (professionally) a woman who couldn't control herself around guys with british accents. word was on one trip she hooked up with a guy, went home and confessed to her husband. lots of therapy etc. later, they were still together when she was on a trip with me and was about ready to hook up with another one when the guy found out she was married and pulled back. other than that, she seemed like a totally normal chick from OKC.
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Posted: 9/21/2017 2:31:04 PM EDT
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No mention of Chavs so far
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Posted: 9/21/2017 2:33:45 PM EDT
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All I know is that I want to shag Billie Piper something fierce
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Posted: 9/21/2017 2:37:14 PM EDT
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No mention of Chavs so far 
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Posted: 9/21/2017 2:38:24 PM EDT
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OP, I think you mixed it up with the Scottish/Irish accent .
https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.DGbrIHZU1uAo8gWLT9D3QwEsEA&w=186&h=158&c=7&qlt=90&o=4&pid=1.7
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Posted: 9/21/2017 2:43:24 PM EDT
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They are well know for their skills in the culinary arts.
Or maybe not. |
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Posted: 9/21/2017 2:44:48 PM EDT
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No mention of Chavs so far https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0HKsX2WQAAPrRY.jpg
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Posted: 9/21/2017 2:45:10 PM EDT
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Doesn't do much for me.
Irish girls did, till the weight issue over there became common. |
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Posted: 9/21/2017 2:46:37 PM EDT
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Generally very large boobs for their frame, much more so than the rest of Europe.
English gals have the sexiest accent bar none when they're being flirty or close talking. Also fun to party with since they drink and get pretty wild. People thinking Irish or Scottish (  ) female accents are better have a damned screw loose! Scottish in particular sounds like angry mushmouth. Can't imagine anyone thinking that's sexy.
Culturally they tend to be somewhat lefty and socialist tendencies. Meh, nobody's perfect. Go with confidence! |
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Posted: 9/21/2017 2:46:54 PM EDT
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Moonbat crazy
Eating disorder Smoker Vegan But on the bright side, she couldn't vote. Regardless, after these things were discovered she didn't last long... |
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Posted: 9/21/2017 2:48:11 PM EDT
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I can't say 'cause I've never been there, but I hear they all look like Elizabeth Hurley
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Posted: 9/21/2017 2:49:46 PM EDT
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Lower sex drive
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Posted: 9/21/2017 2:53:56 PM EDT
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The English? Oddball accent and vocabulary that, when she talks dirty to you, sounds fucking hilarious instead of arousing.
Irish and Scottish women, on the other hand...
Scottish women can be very difficult to understand, depending on how thick their accent is. For some, it's so thick you could cut their accent with a knife. Tend to be violent, and getting smacked with a rolling pin is not fun. Irish babes are amazing, but mouthy and rebellious. Very mouthy. Yes. Very.
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Posted: 9/21/2017 3:07:50 PM EDT
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Lower sex drive |
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Posted: 9/21/2017 3:09:23 PM EDT
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I want one. Just like this.
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Posted: 9/21/2017 3:10:30 PM EDT
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Lower sex drive  
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Posted: 9/21/2017 3:14:29 PM EDT
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Maybe Braddders or Agent Funky will correct me but Newcastle seemed like the party town when I was there |
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Posted: 9/21/2017 3:15:37 PM EDT
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Lower sex drive
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Posted: 9/21/2017 3:16:20 PM EDT
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A British graduate music student moved in across the hall recently. Said hi a couple of times in passing. Then during the hurricane a note card came under the door. It said she was bored and was going to practice her instrument and if it bothered us to please text her and she would stop.
So I texted her to come over and have a glass of wine and get to know us. After dinner she knocked on the door and had a bottle of nice cab so we sat at the table drinking wine and chatting. Very friendly and intelligent. Overweight but nice large breasts. Blond. Straight teeth. Smelled nice. We finished that bottle and opened another one. She was starting to get giggly. She started using more and more slang and her accent got very heavy. By the end of bottle number three we had no idea what she was talking about most of the time. Basically we could no longer understand her. While she was still more or less sober she was talking about her parents who met in Mexico City where they both worked. I asked if they worked for an oil company and she said no. They both worked for the British Government. The dad did electronics and the mom was a communications monitor. I said "spy shit". And she nodded and said they both worked for MI6. Very cool story. No three way happened. |
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Posted: 9/21/2017 3:19:15 PM EDT
[#34]
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Maybe Braddders or Agent Funky will correct me but Newcastle seemed like the party town when I was there |
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Posted: 9/21/2017 3:19:21 PM EDT
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I lived there for three years. You need to take a pass on this idea.
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Posted: 9/21/2017 3:21:19 PM EDT
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Dated a black English chick when i was doing my study abroad in Rome.
smoking hot and super fun. |
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Posted: 9/21/2017 3:21:31 PM EDT
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Newcastle you say? |
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Posted: 9/21/2017 3:24:47 PM EDT
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English girls are so prissy, I can't stand them on the telephone. Sometimes I take the receiver off the hook I don't ever want them to call at all.
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Posted: 9/21/2017 3:26:13 PM EDT
[#39]
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The English? Oddball accent... (Like the one Angelina Jolee faked in Tomb Raider).
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Posted: 9/21/2017 3:28:47 PM EDT
[#40]
Was married to a Brit for nearly 10 years. Trust me, the novelty of the accent wears off fast.
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Posted: 9/21/2017 3:30:22 PM EDT
[#41]
Well, like anywhere else, there's good and bad. I'd say they've got a lot in common with Americans, so what works there will work here.
My ultimate piece of advice would be music festivals. They are the popular activity, so if you can get tickets to one she likes, you'll as likely as not make a very good impression. I will say quite a few are very family orientated and would pick settling down over climbing the career ladder or academics. |
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Posted: 9/21/2017 3:30:25 PM EDT
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Depends on age.
Age 0 to 5: oh, she's so cute! congratulations. Age 10: oh, she's still cute! Age 12: oh, she's... nice Age 15: ... that's a ... strong healthy lady right there Age 16: sweety, how about some fruit for tea rather than a pack sausages? Age 17: ... Is that a new fridge you bought over there? right, no, its your daughter. Hi there sweetheart. Age 18: Mate, so you went hunting this weekend and didnt tell me? Nice boar you got there with big ol tusks... fuck!! Its still alive!! Nope. its your daughter. |
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Posted: 9/21/2017 3:37:06 PM EDT
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Would have liked to have carnal knowledge of this Brit.
PS none of you dicks better ruin it for me by posting pictures of her flat chest, or in short hair or both.
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Posted: 9/21/2017 3:42:08 PM EDT
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My supervisor is from Liverpool England, joined the Air Force to get her citizenship, She's cool as shit , but way way way to detail oriented and a perfectionist to fault.
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Posted: 9/21/2017 3:43:20 PM EDT
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Was married to a Brit for nearly 10 years. Trust me, the novelty of the accent wears off fast. |
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Posted: 9/21/2017 3:47:08 PM EDT
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With some notable exceptions of course, as they age, most of the good looking British women begin to look like British men.
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Posted: 9/21/2017 3:49:31 PM EDT
[#47]
Dat hairy muff tho
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Posted: 9/21/2017 4:02:13 PM EDT
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They have the highest infidelity rate in the 1st world. Last statistics I saw indicated it was about 30%.
YMMV |
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Posted: 9/21/2017 4:03:51 PM EDT
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They don't say to you "care for a shag guv'nor?" nearly often enough. |
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Posted: 9/21/2017 4:06:15 PM EDT
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Maybe Austin made the sex drive-train and they can't get it out of low gear. |
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