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Link Posted: 2/12/2013 6:42:51 AM EDT
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Yup.  Sounds like fun except for those parts.  I hate Peeps and no way I'd chug a six pack of Coke.  I guess I'm just a pussy.

People choose to do Cola Warrior and the other things not because they are easy, but because they are hard.  


Ask not what your Peeps can do you, ask what you can do for your Peeps.
Also: That which does not kill me, makes me puke.
And:
http://emob1118.photobucket.com/albums/k607/fugitive13/peep2.jpg


You do't?
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 7:09:29 AM EDT
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Yup.  Sounds like fun except for those parts.  I hate Peeps and no way I'd chug a six pack of Coke.  I guess I'm just a pussy.

People choose to do Cola Warrior and the other things not because they are easy, but because they are hard.  


Ask not what your Peeps can do you, ask what you can do for your Peeps.
Also: That which does not kill me, makes me puke.
And:
http://emob1118.photobucket.com/albums/k607/fugitive13/peep2.jpg


You do't?


I'm a stone cold killer peep eater not an Engarish Professor.
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 7:32:22 AM EDT
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Sounds like fun.



I might have to do this.
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 9:12:21 AM EDT
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For someone as sedentary as me, this looks like pure torture a great time!

This year is shame.  
Maybe next year.
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 9:16:56 AM EDT
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As a bona fide fat lazy bastard, I never though I'd say this... but the eating/drinking portion of this event would be what did me in... that much sugar at once... just thinking about it makes me throw up in my mouth a little.  You guys are truly the warrior elite, and I salute you.  

If someone is near or passing through the Tullahoma, TN area, I'll gladly donate a bottle or two of hooch from my store to this noble contest.
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 9:17:12 AM EDT
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Cant wait!
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 9:25:17 AM EDT
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In for puke training videos....
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 9:27:07 AM EDT
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Ok,  just called home to the activities coordinator and she says I'm free that weekend.  Unless an emergency comes up I am attending.  I will drive up to four more people if anyone between here and there wants to attend.  I also have a two man tent and a four man tent.  I also have access to a large, smelly army tent.

Anyone looking to attend and wanting a ride can im me.


I"m in.
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 9:30:43 AM EDT
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I hope the new Pope puts an end to this barbarity.




I hear Benedict is resigning to come rock out at ColaWarrior.




Gonna PT with the Swiss Guard. Shrewd man.


Hmmm.  Just spitballing... can this event be run with a Halberd and Morion?

 
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 9:38:52 AM EDT
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Well guys, due to a scheduling conflict, I guess there will be a new Cola Warrior Champion this year.



A week earlier or later and I'd have made it.  Going to miss seeing you guys this year and it looks like there are several more saying they're making the trip for the first time, that are on my list of Arfcommers I'd like to meet.



RA, when it gets closer to the time, let me know what the approximate head count is and I will sponsor by supplying the Peeps again.  If I can't be there in person to crush their spirits, I can at least add to their misery by making sure there are plenty of Peeps to be vomited up. I'm thinking pink, blue and purple this year.



-Blitz

2X (wish I was defending) Cola Warrior Champion*
*Not counting RA.  He doesn't count since he's not human.
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 9:43:57 AM EDT
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tag for consideration at a later date.

If I wernt anti-social I wouldnt have to think so hard about it, but alas I hate people.

Link Posted: 2/12/2013 9:48:34 AM EDT
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Seriously considering this year.

I'd have to go all Rocky II right now if I decided to go though.
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 9:53:35 AM EDT
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I just hope I can hit a target at 200 yds. with an airsoft. Better get to training.
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 10:53:12 AM EDT
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I'm not seeing the incorporation of a new element that has anything to do with moobs ...



Link Posted: 2/12/2013 10:53:46 AM EDT
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Ok,  just called home to the activities coordinator and she says I'm free that weekend.  Unless an emergency comes up I am attending.  I will drive up to four more people if anyone between here and there wants to attend.  I also have a two man tent and a four man tent.  I also have access to a large, smelly army tent.

Anyone looking to attend and wanting a ride can im me.


I"m in.


Got ya on the list.  Room for three more.
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 11:05:13 AM EDT
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Um.... in  I will make it this year and of course you can count on prizes from me.
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 11:07:31 AM EDT
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If I'm not deployed, I will be there to seize my chance at the ultimate title!

Fuck yeah.

I just drank 32 ounces of Coke by way of celebration of this glorious event.

Let the training continue!

Oh, and I will definitely be bringing my camera again.

Yeah...
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 11:16:07 AM EDT
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Um.... in  I will make it this year and of course you can count on prizes from me.



Nice.





 
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 11:30:13 AM EDT
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Date is now the 11th.
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 11:34:00 AM EDT
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lol

Dont lol, this event is mostly your fault.


Every wild horrible vomit was caused by YOU.


That's the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say about DK-Prof, or any site staffer.
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 11:36:14 AM EDT
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lol

Dont lol, this event is mostly your fault.[div]


I take great pride in that.

I should put it on my C.V.



this thread is the only thing you have been published in in 2 years, why not?
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 11:36:54 AM EDT
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lol

Dont lol, this event is mostly your fault.[div]


I take great pride in that.

I should put it on my C.V.



this thread is the only thing you have published in 2 years, why not?


Headshot.
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 11:39:08 AM EDT
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Blitz now has a chance to defend his title. It will be on the 11th.






I apologize to anyone if I messed up their schedule but there was a bunch of issues that came up about the date, I hope since this thread has only been up a few hour no one went out and bought tickets or anything!







It will not change from the 11th.

 
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 11:41:57 AM EDT
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I should put it on my C.V.

this thread is the only thing you have been published in in 2 years, why not?
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Link Posted: 2/12/2013 11:44:21 AM EDT
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I could do all of the Cola Warrior challenge except for chugging the cokes.  I can't do soda.

This means I fail as an American, I know.
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 11:45:35 AM EDT
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I trust there will be a home defense scenario-based pump shotgun component this year....    



Link Posted: 2/12/2013 11:46:41 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/12/2013 11:47:35 AM EDT
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I should put it on my C.V.



this thread is the only thing you have been published in in 2 years, why not?


I'm glad we both understand the concept of tenure!  


jealosy is an ugly emotion.
I am, fortunately, an ugly man.
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 11:49:43 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/12/2013 11:50:51 AM EDT
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14 hours away.  Doesn't look like I have much of an excuse for not making this one...
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 11:53:41 AM EDT
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Date may be up the air of either the 4th or 11th, so Blitz can defend his title, and my sister/ others can make it.

Shit. I get off work May 14th, so I can't make it either way.
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 11:58:50 AM EDT
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I'm still in and anyone that wants a ride is still welcome to get in with me.


Eta:  liberty ms is only 969 miles from here according to my phone.  Lets see you girls beat that.  
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 12:01:14 PM EDT
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Will there be a division for old bastards?
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 12:02:40 PM EDT
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Will there be a division for old bastards?


Fugitive has donated a nice knife for the over 40 winner.

 
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 12:03:51 PM EDT
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Will there be a division for old bastards?

Fugitive has donated a nice knife for the over 40 winner.  


How about the one day under 40 people?
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 12:07:07 PM EDT
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Well guys, due to a scheduling conflict, I guess there will be a new Cola Warrior Champion this year.





A week earlier or later and I'd have made it.  Going to miss enjoy
seeing you guys this year and it looks like there are several more
saying they're making the trip for the first time, that are on my list
of Arfcommers I'd like to meet.





RA, when it gets closer to the time, let me know what the approximate
head count is and I will sponsor by supplying the Peeps again.  If I can't will be there in person to crush their spirits, I can at least and add to their misery by making sure there are plenty of Peeps to be vomited up. I'm thinking pink, blue and purple this year.





-Blitz


2X (wish I was defending) Cola Warrior Champion*
*Not counting RA.  He doesn't count since he's not human.

 
LOL

Fixed.  





 
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 12:11:37 PM EDT
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I'm still in and anyone that wants a ride is still welcome to get in with me.





Eta:  liberty ms is only 969 miles from here according to my phone.  Lets see you girls beat that.  


I think previously, I had been one of the furthest at 694 mi, but you definitely have me beat on distance.  Casual Observer had a pretty long drive from deep in Texas the first year and HKHamartia might be coming in from NY this year.



 
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 12:12:08 PM EDT
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Will there be a division for old bastards?


What about all drag, no speed portly old bastards?
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 12:12:48 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/12/2013 12:13:56 PM EDT
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I trust there will be a home defense scenario-based pump shotgun component this year....    





It's called "get shot in the hall by RustedAce".
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 12:15:27 PM EDT
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I am interested. My schedule is getting ready to change up a little at work however.

How does everything work? Accommodations, food, etc?? How hot is it in May in MS? I can pitch a tent if its not to hot.
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 12:15:47 PM EDT
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Well guys, due to a scheduling conflict, I guess there will be a new Cola Warrior Champion this year.



A week earlier or later and I'd have made it.  Going to miss enjoy seeing you guys this year and it looks like there are several more saying they're making the trip for the first time, that are on my list of Arfcommers I'd like to meet.



RA, when it gets closer to the time, let me know what the approximate head count is and I will sponsor by supplying the Peeps again.  If I can't will be there in person to crush their spirits, I can at least and add to their misery by making sure there are plenty of Peeps to be vomited up. I'm thinking pink, blue and purple this year.



-Blitz

2X (wish I was defending) Cola Warrior Champion*
*Not counting RA.  He doesn't count since he's not human.  
LOL

Fixed.  



 


Now we're doomed. I guess there's always third place.



 
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 12:16:53 PM EDT
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I can pitch a tent.



That's another event.





 
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 12:18:09 PM EDT
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I am interested. My schedule is getting ready to change up a little at work however.





How does everything work? Accommodations, food, etc?? How hot is it in May in MS? I can pitch a tent if its not to hot.



Food is bring your own, though usually some awesome person brings a ton of crawfish/oysters/grill etc. I have microwave and oven in the cabin anyone can use.

 






You can stay in the unfurnished cabin, but its first come first serve. Most people camp out in tents.







-Robert

 
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 12:54:13 PM EDT
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Also I will be out there all day on the 10th, if you want to get your Cola Warrior-ing in early.



Will bring out a keg most likely for friday night as well.
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 12:58:56 PM EDT
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I'm working on a photoshop that will be a framed 11x14 for somekind of prize.

Gotta figure out what else I can give out for prizes.
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 1:27:31 PM EDT
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15 hours and over a thousand miles, and I'm really thinking about going. I'll have the time. My Step-brother lives outside of Beaumont, TX and I've never been to his place, even with a standing invite. I could re-civilize my self there a day or two and head back.
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 1:34:00 PM EDT
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The day you accept a foreigner to humble you all, I will attend

In the meantime, this is legend !
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 1:41:17 PM EDT
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Bloomberg has been notified and is organizing a coalition of mayors to fight the proliferation of corn sugars






 
Link Posted: 2/12/2013 1:43:47 PM EDT
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Will there be a division for old bastards?


Can 90 year olds compete?
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