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Posted: 8/31/2023 8:42:18 PM EDT
[#1]
There is zero new about that, they just decided to slap the name “pirate” and run an article.
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Posted: 8/31/2023 8:42:21 PM EDT
[#2]
In before the butt pirates throw their fits...
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Posted: 8/31/2023 8:42:29 PM EDT
[#3]
3rd world status comes at you pretty fast
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Posted: 8/31/2023 8:42:33 PM EDT
[#4]
In before the butt pirates throw their fits...
...again... |
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Posted: 8/31/2023 8:44:49 PM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: In before the butt pirates throw their fits... ...again... It’s San Fran bro- so I’d be more weary of the butt pirates’ “fists” than their fits |
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Posted: 8/31/2023 8:47:32 PM EDT
[#6]
What round for these hoe dog bitches?
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Posted: 8/31/2023 8:47:55 PM EDT
[#7]
A whiff of grape would do wonders.
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Posted: 8/31/2023 8:57:54 PM EDT
[#8]
308
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Posted: 8/31/2023 8:59:40 PM EDT
[#9]
Drowned
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Posted: 8/31/2023 9:09:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/31/2023 9:12:31 PM EDT
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What round for these hoe dog bitches? Blunderbuss |
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Posted: 8/31/2023 9:14:16 PM EDT
[#12]
You mean boat theft. People are stealing boats.
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Posted: 8/31/2023 9:15:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What round for these hoe dog bitches? 20mm is best mm |
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Posted: 8/31/2023 9:26:28 PM EDT
[#14]
Pitates don't steal unoccupied boats. Pirates board occupied boats, take the cargo at gunpoint, force the men to walk the plank, and abscond with the women and booze.
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Posted: 8/31/2023 10:05:37 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/31/2023 10:09:34 PM EDT
[#16]
Can't leave anything unsecured.
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Posted: 8/31/2023 10:11:55 PM EDT
[#17]
So aquahomeless now?
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Posted: 8/31/2023 10:14:41 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: A whiff of grape would do wonders.  Okay bro, I know I shitpost a lot. But I'm being totally serious. Isn't there a part of you that wants to combat pirates while being formal on a boat? I don't know why I think it's in our blood as men. If I'm on a decent size enough boat I often will refer to other guys on the boat by Mister and it gives me a lot of joy. MISTER GOLF, CHECK THE BEER PLEASE |
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Posted: 8/31/2023 10:17:45 PM EDT
[#19]
So, thieves are being thieves.
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Posted: 8/31/2023 10:19:05 PM EDT
[#20]
Somalifornia
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Posted: 8/31/2023 10:26:54 PM EDT
[#21]
My idiot cousin had the bright idea to swim into a marina with an empty garbage can floating next to him, then fill the can with expensive radios and navigation gear and swim back out (he lived near the marina).
Couple of problems: 1. The can sank (lol). 2. The marina had security and cameras and he got caught (I'm pretty sure they kicked his ass too - this was a while ago). 3. He called his uncle for bail. His uncle had a boat in that very marina. Didn't go so well. I'm sure boats have long been a target for theft because everything associated with them is expensive. |
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Posted: 8/31/2023 10:28:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Okay bro, I know I shitpost a lot. But I'm being totally serious. Isn't there a part of you that wants to combat pirates while being formal on a boat? I don't know why I think it's in our blood as men. If I'm on a decent size enough boat I often will refer to other guys on the boat by Mister and it gives me a lot of joy. MISTER GOLF, CHECK THE BEER PLEASE Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: A whiff of grape would do wonders. Okay bro, I know I shitpost a lot. But I'm being totally serious. Isn't there a part of you that wants to combat pirates while being formal on a boat? I don't know why I think it's in our blood as men. If I'm on a decent size enough boat I often will refer to other guys on the boat by Mister and it gives me a lot of joy. MISTER GOLF, CHECK THE BEER PLEASE I read alot of books about the Royal Navy in the 1700s/1800s, and the captains and officers always put on the Number 1 Uniform before going into battle. Can you imagine? Knee breeches, stockings, little buckle shoes, a vest, a long coat, and a BIG hat just to get in a sword fight and get covered in blood? They did have style though. |
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Posted: 8/31/2023 10:29:03 PM EDT
[#23]
California has had ass pirates for years….
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Posted: 8/31/2023 10:30:54 PM EDT
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I know a person who has a boat berthed in Sausalito CA, he keeps a Weatherby .378 magnum on board.
I asked him why that particular caliber, his answer was he wanted something that could punch through most hulls. |
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Posted: 8/31/2023 10:32:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I read alot of books about the Royal Navy in the 1700s/1800s, and the captains and officers always put on the Number 1 Uniform before going into battle. Can you imagine? Knee breeches, stockings, little buckle shoes, a vest, a long coat, and a BIG hat just to get in a sword fight and get covered in blood? They did have style though. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: A whiff of grape would do wonders. Okay bro, I know I shitpost a lot. But I'm being totally serious. Isn't there a part of you that wants to combat pirates while being formal on a boat? I don't know why I think it's in our blood as men. If I'm on a decent size enough boat I often will refer to other guys on the boat by Mister and it gives me a lot of joy. MISTER GOLF, CHECK THE BEER PLEASE I read alot of books about the Royal Navy in the 1700s/1800s, and the captains and officers always put on the Number 1 Uniform before going into battle. Can you imagine? Knee breeches, stockings, little buckle shoes, a vest, a long coat, and a BIG hat just to get in a sword fight and get covered in blood? They did have style though. Uniforms gay Formality fun |
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Posted: 8/31/2023 10:33:36 PM EDT
[#26]
I see that we’ve already called them butt pirates
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Posted: 8/31/2023 10:34:47 PM EDT
[#27]
Booty is completely different for butt pirates
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Posted: 8/31/2023 10:38:18 PM EDT
[#28]
Yo Ho-Ho and a bottle of muscatel
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Posted: 8/31/2023 10:38:36 PM EDT
[#29]
MISTER SIERRA5 PREPARE THE BAN HAMMER
MISTER WHISKERS THAT ORDER HAS NOT BEEN GIVEN BY MISTER AIMLESS MISTER AIMLESS PLEASE CONFIRM THE ORDER BY MR WHISKERS MISTER WHISKERS YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY HERE THE REQUEST IS DENIED RIGHT RIGHT THEN |
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Posted: 8/31/2023 10:39:44 PM EDT
[#30]
Man I love old timey formality
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Posted: 8/31/2023 10:43:29 PM EDT
[#31]
Splice the mainbrace!
Aye, aye, Sir!?? 
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Posted: 8/31/2023 10:50:30 PM EDT
[#32]
Sounds like a good excuse to invest in a cannon or two.
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Posted: 8/31/2023 10:50:32 PM EDT
[#33]
How big of a cannon could you mount to a 35 foot sailboat? And would you want the gun forward or aft (assuming "get both if you can't get enough for a decent broadside" doesn't apply for weight reasons)?
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Posted: 8/31/2023 10:52:55 PM EDT
[#34]
"~ Dirty Mike and the boys"
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Posted: 8/31/2023 10:53:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/31/2023 10:55:36 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: There is zero new about that, they just decided to slap the name “pirate” and run an article. |
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Posted: 8/31/2023 10:58:48 PM EDT
[#37]
Do you live near SF? If so............Contact a boat owner with a yacht over 45 feet. Offer to live on their boat for free when they are not using it which is 95% of the time. Offer to protect it.
You live rent free. They have security. Modern solutions to modern problems. I lived there a while back and often thought of that but theft wasn't an issue. |
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Posted: 8/31/2023 11:03:45 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What round for these hoe dog bitches? 50 cal hull mounted machine gun |
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Posted: 8/31/2023 11:10:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Splice the mainbrace! Aye, aye, Sir!?? rum rations are low. request denied |
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Posted: 8/31/2023 11:13:42 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Pitates don't steal unoccupied boats. Pirates board occupied boats, take the cargo at gunpoint, force the men to walk the plank, and abscond with the women and booze. Well it’s San Francisco so that’s asking a lot. |
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Posted: 8/31/2023 11:15:25 PM EDT
[#41]
There has to be a poop deck joke in here somewhere
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Posted: 8/31/2023 11:16:33 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Okay bro, I know I shitpost a lot. But I'm being totally serious. Isn't there a part of you that wants to combat pirates while being formal on a boat? I don't know why I think it's in our blood as men. If I'm on a decent size enough boat I often will refer to other guys on the boat by Mister and it gives me a lot of joy. MISTER GOLF, CHECK THE BEER PLEASE Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: A whiff of grape would do wonders. Okay bro, I know I shitpost a lot. But I'm being totally serious. Isn't there a part of you that wants to combat pirates while being formal on a boat? I don't know why I think it's in our blood as men. If I'm on a decent size enough boat I often will refer to other guys on the boat by Mister and it gives me a lot of joy. MISTER GOLF, CHECK THE BEER PLEASE  Attached File |
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Posted: 8/31/2023 11:17:10 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Well it’s San Francisco so that’s asking a lot. There was a lot more dude-booty lovin' going on during the golden age of piracy than the romanticized literature would have you think. |
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Posted: 9/1/2023 10:44:29 AM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Do you live near SF? If so............Contact a boat owner with a yacht over 45 feet. Offer to live on their boat for free when they are not using it which is 95% of the time. Offer to protect it. You live rent free. They have security. Modern solutions to modern problems. I lived there a while back and often thought of that but theft wasn't an issue. And write Gov Newsom an old timey Mr. Whiskers-style request for a letter of marque. Make Piracy Privateering Again |
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Posted: 9/1/2023 10:48:58 AM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It’s San Fran bro- so I’d be more weary of the butt pirates’ “fists” than their fits Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: In before the butt pirates throw their fits... ...again... It’s San Fran bro- so I’d be more weary of the butt pirates’ “fists” than their fits Ahhhrrrrr! I be Black Leather Fist, the Pirate! Prepare to be BOARDED!!! We left our homes and we left our mothers To go on a pillaging spree We’ll cut off your ears And break your toes And make you drink our pee And if you sail into our waters You best hear this decree We’ll take your boat Set your ass afloat Somalian pirates we! |
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Posted: 9/1/2023 10:50:57 AM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I know a person who has a boat berthed in Sausalito CA, he keeps a Weatherby .378 magnum on board. I asked him why that particular caliber, his answer was he wanted something that could punch through most hulls. A well considered choice. |
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Posted: 9/1/2023 10:54:35 AM EDT
[#47]
But, I thought the Raiders moved to Vegas?
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Posted: 9/1/2023 10:57:30 AM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Okay bro, I know I shitpost a lot. But I'm being totally serious. Isn't there a part of you that wants to combat pirates while being formal on a boat? I don't know why I think it's in our blood as men. If I'm on a decent size enough boat I often will refer to other guys on the boat by Mister and it gives me a lot of joy. MISTER GOLF, CHECK THE BEER PLEASE When I woke up this morning I didn't know I was going to crack open some fresh bottles of port and pussers and watch master and commander and then some of the hornblower series... definitely the plan now. |
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Posted: 9/1/2023 11:02:15 AM EDT
[#49]
Funny they show a pic of CG Island bridge.
That area was looking like something out of Water World the last time I was there. |
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Posted: 9/1/2023 11:08:21 AM EDT
[#50]
MKGA - Make Keelhauling Great Again.
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