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Posted: 10/25/2014 9:15:48 PM EST

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Okay OP that was an interesting question and got me genuinely curious. Google tells me that the most a bird can lift is about 40 pounds and that is only for short distances and that an average adult midget weighs around 80-100 pounds. So it would seem that midgets are likely safe from being carried off by a single bird.

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What about a bird tag team?

Posted: 10/25/2014 9:16:04 PM EST

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Yes!

Their little Tyrannosaurus Rex arms all flailing about!

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Midgets are the best fucks.

Pick them up and have them run in place while you're pounding. Right as you finish, drop them and they take off like a wind-up car. It's pretty cool, actually.

This has me spewing soda everywhere!!!

Yes!

Their little Tyrannosaurus Rex arms all flailing about!

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Best way to have midget sex is to put it in soft and listen to the bones crack as it gets hard

Posted: 10/25/2014 9:16:17 PM EST

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Females are about 25% larger than males, averaging 5.6 kg (12 lb), and against the males' average weight of 4.1 kg (9.0 lb).
" It has been estimated that the gripping power (pounds by square inch) of the bald eagle is ten times greater than that of a human.[80] Bald eagles can fly with fish at least equal to their own weight,"

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Amge of Nagpur, India, weighs 11 pounds and stands at 2 feet, according to Guinness World Records

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Fake ... students admitted making the video.

Posted: 10/25/2014 9:17:03 PM EST

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European or African Eagle?

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or Central American Monkey Eagle?

Posted: 10/25/2014 9:17:21 PM EST

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Best way to have midget sex is to put it in soft and listen to the bones crack as it gets hard

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Midgets are the best fucks.
Pick them up and have them run in place while you're pounding. Right as you finish, drop them and they take off like a wind-up car. It's pretty cool, actually.

This has me spewing soda everywhere!!!

Yes!

Their little Tyrannosaurus Rex arms all flailing about!

http://www.ar15.com/archive/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1497864

Best way to have midget sex is to put it in soft and listen to the bones crack as it gets hard

You gonna crack their hip?

Posted: 10/25/2014 9:18:26 PM EST

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My wife is a little person and that is the correct term. Please change your thread title OP. That word is the same as calling black people the N word.

As the worrlds largest midget I find no offense to the term

Posted: 10/25/2014 9:19:40 PM EST

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kDEaWXomnM

Posted: 10/25/2014 9:21:29 PM EST

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Yes

But this thread is now about midgit stories

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I guess we established that in theory they can?

Yes

But this thread is now about midgit stories

Alrighty then..

In '06 myself and my sister, bil and three nephews were making a long drive and stopped at a McDonald's for lunch. Nephews were 8, 6 and 4 at the time. The 6 year old had no filter whatsoever. Would say anything that popped into his head.

Middle of eating and a little man, probably the manager, walks out from the back. Matt's eyes got big, jaw dropped and he says very loudly, "HEY, LOOK! THAT GUY'S A MIDGET!"

His mom and dad were mortified, shushing him, you don't say that, etc.

His brothers and I were cracking up.

Matt takes his scolding and looks at all of us like we're totally clueless and says, "YEAH, BUT LOOK! A MIDGET!"

Posted: 10/25/2014 10:12:36 PM EST

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Okay OP that was an interesting question and got me genuinely curious. Google tells me that the most a bird can lift is about 40 pounds and that is only for short distances and that an average adult midget weighs around 80-100 pounds. So it would seem that midgets are likely safe from being carried off by a single bird.

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Yes, but a team of them maybe...

Posted: 10/25/2014 10:40:13 PM EST

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Yes, but a team of them maybe...

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Okay OP that was an interesting question and got me genuinely curious. Google tells me that the most a bird can lift is about 40 pounds and that is only for short distances and that an average adult midget weighs around 80-100 pounds. So it would seem that midgets are likely safe from being carried off by a single bird.

Yes, but a team of them maybe...

I heard that the landing of a bird can kill a rabbit non impact. Could it kill a little person and eat them on site?

Posted: 10/26/2014 7:24:04 AM EST

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I heard that the landing of a bird can kill a rabbit non impact. Could it kill a little person and eat them on site?

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Okay OP that was an interesting question and got me genuinely curious. Google tells me that the most a bird can lift is about 40 pounds and that is only for short distances and that an average adult midget weighs around 80-100 pounds. So it would seem that midgets are likely safe from being carried off by a single bird.

Yes, but a team of them maybe...

I heard that the landing of a bird can kill a rabbit non impact. Could it kill a little person and eat them on site?

Conceivably, yes. Owls are particularly savage in the manner that they attack from behind.

Great thread.

Posted: 10/26/2014 7:42:07 AM EST

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Alrighty then..

In '06 myself and my sister, bil and three nephews were making a long drive and stopped at a McDonald's for lunch. Nephews were 8, 6 and 4 at the time. The 6 year old had no filter whatsoever. Would say anything that popped into his head.

Middle of eating and a little man, probably the manager, walks out from the back. Matt's eyes got big, jaw dropped and he says very loudly, "HEY, LOOK! THAT GUY'S A MIDGET!"

His mom and dad were mortified, shushing him, you don't say that, etc.

His brothers and I were cracking up.

Matt takes his scolding and looks at all of us like we're totally clueless and says, "YEAH, BUT LOOK! A MIDGET!"

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I guess we established that in theory they can?

Yes

But this thread is now about midgit stories

Alrighty then..

In '06 myself and my sister, bil and three nephews were making a long drive and stopped at a McDonald's for lunch. Nephews were 8, 6 and 4 at the time. The 6 year old had no filter whatsoever. Would say anything that popped into his head.

Middle of eating and a little man, probably the manager, walks out from the back. Matt's eyes got big, jaw dropped and he says very loudly, "HEY, LOOK! THAT GUY'S A MIDGET!"

His mom and dad were mortified, shushing him, you don't say that, etc.

His brothers and I were cracking up.

Matt takes his scolding and looks at all of us like we're totally clueless and says, "YEAH, BUT LOOK! A MIDGET!"

Posted: 10/26/2014 7:46:02 AM EST

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Someone post the vid of the hawk grabbing a baby.

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A flying Dingo?

Posted: 10/26/2014 7:49:18 AM EST

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Posted: 10/26/2014 7:50:46 AM EST

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De eagle boss de eagle

Posted: 10/26/2014 7:51:45 AM EST

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OP, what have you been smoking?
Go back to the basement.

Posted: 10/26/2014 8:15:36 AM EST

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A couple of years ago while deer hunting a red tailed hawk swooped down from behind me and landed on my head. He didn't carry me anywhere but I shat myself a bit.

True story.

Posted: 10/26/2014 8:23:11 AM EST

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A couple of years ago while deer hunting a red tailed hawk swooped down from behind me and landed on my head. He didn't carry me anywhere but I shat myself a bit.

True story.

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He thought it was midgit season.

Kill or be killed little midgits.

Posted: 10/26/2014 8:35:21 AM EST

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Back in my day airmobile troops used pterodactyls.

Posted: 10/26/2014 1:14:53 PM EST

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Those who seek offence ... will find it.

Posted: 10/26/2014 1:17:21 PM EST

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What about being carried of by dingos?

I for one would like to see a midget and a dingo fight it out, toe to paw.

Posted: 10/26/2014 1:22:09 PM EST

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Dam didn't think a bird could lift that kind of weight.

Looked like 2 or 3 feet off the ground.

Posted: 10/26/2014 1:29:21 PM EST

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Dam didn't think a bird could lift that kind of weight.

Looked like 2 or 3 feet off the ground.

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Dam didn't think a bird could lift that kind of weight.

Looked like 2 or 3 feet off the ground.

I think it's CG.

Posted: 10/26/2014 1:33:21 PM EST

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What about being carried of by dingos?

I for one would like to see a midget and a dingo fight it out, toe to paw.

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How many midgits do you think hulk hogan could take on in his prime?

I mean you start with one, and just keep sending another midgit every 45 seconds until he is completely overwhelmed

Visualize this with me. It's intense

Now visualize it, but hulk hogan has the leg of an old oak chair to swing around with some drywall nails sunk into the end of it.

Posted: 10/26/2014 1:34:50 PM EST

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Have you never seen eagles hunt wolves? After I saw that, I'm now afraid for MY safety!

http://youtu.be/Re644qgnCtw

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'2:10 Holy crap!!

Posted: 10/26/2014 1:38:26 PM EST

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Midgets are the best fucks.
Pick them up and have them run in place while you're pounding. Right as you finish, drop them and they take off like a wind-up car. It's pretty cool, actually.

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OP needs to quit watching p0rn

http://jonathanturley.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/200px-powers_bridget_-_lukeisback.jpg

ETA: It is rather difficult to find a CoC picture of her

Midgets are the best fucks.
Pick them up and have them run in place while you're pounding. Right as you finish, drop them and they take off like a wind-up car. It's pretty cool, actually.