Can someone explain Jeep "angry eyes" for me? - Page 1

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Posted: 10/1/2020 7:47:30 PM EDT

Let me start off by saying I had a 2000 XJ Patriot Blue and loved that SUV. It was honestly one of my favorite rides ever.

Do people really pay money to add a plastic piece to their grill to make the headlights on their Jeeps look angry? Doesn't the little bit that cover the headlights take away some of the light from the already shitty halogens?

Posted: 10/1/2020 7:49:26 PM EDT

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Sounds fucking retarded.

Posted: 10/1/2020 7:51:44 PM EDT

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Angry Jeep is angry with you.

Posted: 10/1/2020 7:52:33 PM EDT

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Angry Jeep is angry with you.
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That's funny

Posted: 10/1/2020 7:53:26 PM EDT

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Someone kicked it in the trailer hitch balls... the result, angry eyes!

Posted: 10/1/2020 7:53:30 PM EDT

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When you understand donks, ape hangars, 6” wide tires on 12” wide rims, and liberal “logic” you might be able understand Jeep eyebrows.

(I don’t understand any of those things and don’t care.)

Posted: 10/1/2020 7:53:31 PM EDT

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Yep. Same kind of people who put lights and body kits on their cars and snorkles on their jeeps that they never even get in the shallowest mud puddle.

Posted: 10/1/2020 7:53:35 PM EDT

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The yellow ones look like a constipated SpongeBob.

Posted: 10/1/2020 7:53:37 PM EDT

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People think they look cool . I dont care . No different than spoilers on a sports car really . Dont own a Jeep btw.

Posted: 10/1/2020 7:53:50 PM EDT

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not the dumbest thing i've ever seen added to a vehicle...

Posted: 10/1/2020 7:54:25 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/1/2020 7:54:58 PM EDT

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Leave me alone

Posted: 10/1/2020 7:55:26 PM EDT

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That's funny too

Posted: 10/1/2020 7:56:10 PM EDT

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It’s like the eyelashes for New Beetles and Mini Coopers.

Posted: 10/1/2020 7:57:06 PM EDT

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I thought they were all just really big cruella de vil fans...

Posted: 10/1/2020 7:57:10 PM EDT

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Just another thing to spend money on

Posted: 10/1/2020 7:58:59 PM EDT

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I can't figure out whether or not they are trying to convey that they (the driver)is angry, or the car is angry.

Kinda maybe cute when a chick is driving the Jeep.

Guys with angry eyed Jeeps are just looking for anal sex from fellow male Jeep owners with I guess, angry eyed Jeeps.

Its about the gayest thing I have ever seen on a car, and I was at the Folsom Street Fair in SF and seen 2 guys butt fucking on the hood of an Impala.

Posted: 10/1/2020 7:59:47 PM EDT

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When I bought my '07 plow Jeep - I went and looked at it, tested it out, etc - it had a factory grill.

When I went back with the check and paperwork to get it - it had a black plastic "angry' Jeep grill.

I was like - What is this? The owner of the shop said - oh, I had ordered it when I was going to keep it for myself - so I figured I'd install it for you as a surprise...

I was like - Oh cool... You have the original grill? I want that please.

He almost seemed offended that I didn't like it - he thought it was super cool.

Posted: 10/1/2020 7:59:51 PM EDT

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Snorkels are similar to kitting out an AR15, because you can.

You make it capable even though you’ll never be in a war zone using that capability.

Everyone likes overbuilt things.

Angry eyes on the other hand... not sure

Posted: 10/1/2020 8:00:04 PM EDT

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Its a Jeep thing you...................

Posted: 10/1/2020 8:00:21 PM EDT

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I believe its: Just Empty Every Pocket

Which as a 2005 LJ owner....is pretty much true.

Posted: 10/1/2020 8:00:40 PM EDT

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I can’t explain it. I can only say that it’s gay as fuck.

Posted: 10/1/2020 8:00:50 PM EDT

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Angry Jeep is angry with you.
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You get a happy Jeep.

Posted: 10/1/2020 8:01:16 PM EDT

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I can't figure out whether or not they are trying to convey that they (the driver)is angry, or the car is angry.

Kinda maybe cute when a chick is driving the Jeep.

Guys with angry eyed Jeeps are just looking for anal sex from fellow Jeep owners with I guess, angey eyed Jeeps.

Its about the gayest thing I have ever seen on a car, and I was at the Folsom Street Fair in SF and seen 2 guys butt fucking on the hood of an Impala.

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Holy Shit.

Posted: 10/1/2020 8:03:06 PM EDT

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They are just jelly over the existence of the Hummer.

Posted: 10/1/2020 8:05:24 PM EDT

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When you understand donks, ape hangars, 6” wide tires on 12” wide rims, and liberal “logic” you might be able understand Jeep eyebrows.

(I don’t understand any of those things and don’t care.)

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Ape hangers are actually very comfortable if you are the right size. If your hands are above your shoulders your bars are too tall for you. I have 16” apes on my Dyna and they sit right at my shoulders very comfortable and easy on the back.

Posted: 10/1/2020 8:06:13 PM EDT

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O||||O

Posted: 10/1/2020 8:07:13 PM EDT

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Some Jeep owners are stupid. They get into the mods and can't figure out when enough is enough.

That is why there are Jeep angry eyes ??

Posted: 10/1/2020 8:07:39 PM EDT

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How about sad eyes?

Posted: 10/1/2020 8:09:28 PM EDT

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<<<TJ guy

It's retarded.

Posted: 10/1/2020 8:10:15 PM EDT

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I think one of the latest best front ends of cars is the Dodge Challenger with the inner yellow halo eyes

Posted: 10/1/2020 8:10:20 PM EDT

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Same, same, but different:

Posted: 10/1/2020 8:12:21 PM EDT

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<<< TJ guy .
Just another Ghey fad . Kinda like storing your Hi-Lift Jack on the hood . But that's a subject for another thread .

Posted: 10/1/2020 8:13:26 PM EDT

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They are exclusively driven by men with something to compensate for

Posted: 10/1/2020 8:13:27 PM EDT

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Gay...

Posted: 10/1/2020 8:14:10 PM EDT

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I have to admit, the first time I saw one, I chuckled. The hundredth time, not so much.

Posted: 10/1/2020 8:14:55 PM EDT

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They always make me think of these guys:

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Posted: 10/1/2020 8:15:42 PM EDT

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Kenny Loggins fans?

Posted: 10/1/2020 8:15:53 PM EDT

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I fucking hate those grills.

Posted: 10/1/2020 8:18:43 PM EDT

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This. Jeep in natural habitat:

Posted: 10/1/2020 8:20:39 PM EDT

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Kenny Loggins fans?

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Great song, but angry eyes and stupid grills on jeeps are gay.

Loggins & Messina - Angry Eyes - (Loggins & Messina - October, 1972)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9iTjVfh558

Posted: 10/1/2020 8:22:18 PM EDT

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I want angry eyes on my old van. Then there will be no doubt that there's a serial killer behind the wheel.

Posted: 10/1/2020 8:25:32 PM EDT

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I saw one yesterday. Looked like a pissed off Johnny-5

Posted: 10/1/2020 8:26:01 PM EDT

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Ape hangers are actually very comfortable if you are the right size. If your hands are above your shoulders your bars are too tall for you. I have 16” apes on my Dyna and they sit right at my shoulders very comfortable and easy on the back.

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my neck pain went away when I put tall bars on my hog.