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Posted: 1/8/2024 11:34:53 PM EDT

The Mamas & The Papas - Dancing In The Street (HQ)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2MTbbPotwo

Posted: 1/8/2024 11:35:20 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/8/2024 11:35:36 PM EDT

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Midcap thread

Posted: 1/8/2024 11:35:37 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/8/2024 11:35:55 PM EDT

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No.

Posted: 1/8/2024 11:36:44 PM EDT

[#5]

Nope

Posted: 1/8/2024 11:37:26 PM EDT

[#6]

Hell no.

Posted: 1/8/2024 11:37:52 PM EDT

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Voices are sexy but .

Posted: 1/8/2024 11:38:06 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/8/2024 11:38:44 PM EDT

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Do you guys still have a specific room in the school, or do they mix you now with the rest of the regular class, no child left behind and all that shit?

Posted: 1/8/2024 11:38:48 PM EDT

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And like many grossly obese persons, she died of a heart attack at age 32.

Great singer, but waaay too fat. About 50-100 pounds beyond the Midcap limit, btw.

Posted: 1/8/2024 11:39:18 PM EDT

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Lol , California Dreamin on such a winters day ?

Posted: 1/8/2024 11:40:02 PM EDT

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Did someone put the Shallow Hal spell on you? The chick could sing, but definitely not much for looks.

Posted: 1/8/2024 11:40:04 PM EDT

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OP and Midcap need to have their own sub-forum.

Posted: 1/8/2024 11:41:12 PM EDT

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Mae West would like a word. (She had more than a few)

I'd link to photos but most are absolutely ArfHaram.

I guess if we go back further, whoever was modeling for Peter Paul Rubens...

Posted: 1/8/2024 11:41:55 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/8/2024 11:42:51 PM EDT

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Cass Elliot. The ~~first sexy~~ fat girl.

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*fify.

Posted: 1/8/2024 11:43:11 PM EDT

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Lovely voice but oh no on the sexy part.

Posted: 1/8/2024 11:43:27 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/8/2024 11:44:14 PM EDT

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Are you not aware of the history of fat fertility goddess’s? For the majority of human existence, fat was a desirable trait in a woman.

Posted: 1/8/2024 11:47:50 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/8/2024 11:48:57 PM EDT

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And like many grossly obese persons, she died of a heart attack at age 32.

Great singer, but waaay too fat. About 50-100 pounds beyond the Midcap limit, btw.

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I didn't think midcap had a limit.

Posted: 1/8/2024 11:49:18 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/8/2024 11:49:24 PM EDT

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Are you not aware of the history of fat fertility goddess’s? For the majority of human existence, fat was a desirable trait in a woman.

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Bullshit. Sloth is one of the original seven deadly sins.

Posted: 1/8/2024 11:49:27 PM EDT

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I feel bad for the ham sandwich.

Posted: 1/8/2024 11:49:30 PM EDT

[#25]

Not the first by a few centuries

Posted: 1/8/2024 11:51:10 PM EDT

[#26]

Sexy?

LOL - No.

Posted: 1/8/2024 11:51:38 PM EDT

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Even the daughter fucker on stage there thought she was too fat.

Posted: 1/8/2024 11:52:07 PM EDT

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Bullshit. Sloth is one of the original seven deadly sins.

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Are you not aware of the history of fat fertility goddess's? For the majority of human existence, fat was a desirable trait in a woman.

Bullshit. Sloth is one of the original seven deadly sins.

Yes, but when food was in short supply like during most of human history a round woman was a outward sign she had been well-fed and was not infested with parasites. Both of which were desirable traits in a potential mate.

Posted: 1/8/2024 11:53:24 PM EDT

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Died doing what she loved. Heart attack after a performance and party.
If I recall correctly.

Posted: 1/8/2024 11:57:32 PM EDT

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OP owns a moped.

Posted: 1/8/2024 11:58:02 PM EDT

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I didn't think midcap had a limit.

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And like many grossly obese persons, she died of a heart attack at age 32.

Great singer, but waaay too fat. About 50-100 pounds beyond the Midcap limit, btw.

I didn't think midcap had a limit.

Oh yeah, he does.

I share his affinity for curvaceous women, so I instinctively understand the difference between a well-proportioned buxom lass and a gelatinous lard bottom.

Posted: 1/8/2024 11:58:03 PM EDT

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Early candidate for worst thread of the year

Posted: 1/8/2024 11:58:49 PM EDT

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Don’t smoke banana peels OP
Your high as a motherfucker.

Posted: 1/9/2024 12:02:51 AM EDT

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If Karen Carpenter had eaten the Ham Sammich that Momma Cass Choked on, they’d both still be alive today.

Posted: 1/9/2024 12:05:53 AM EDT

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Roll her around in flour to find the wet spot

Posted: 1/9/2024 12:06:42 AM EDT

[#36]

Oh hell no. LoL

Posted: 1/9/2024 12:08:25 AM EDT

[#37]

Wood Plow!!

Posted: 1/9/2024 12:10:00 AM EDT

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It appears they figured out how to remove the violet from Violet Beauregarde, but not the juice

Posted: 1/9/2024 12:10:44 AM EDT

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Here she is at the beach.

Posted: 1/9/2024 12:11:45 AM EDT

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Oh HELL No

Posted: 1/9/2024 12:11:57 AM EDT

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Do you guys still have a specific room in the school, or do they mix you now with the rest of the regular class, no child left behind and all that shit?

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They tried to put me in "that room" because of my stuttering when I got to Jr High. We came home that first day and Sis told Dad I didn't have the same classes she had, we're twins. The next day Dad took us to school and I was back in regular classes and the guidance counselor avoided me and Sis for 6 years lol

Posted: 1/9/2024 12:12:06 AM EDT

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You know damn well Mama Cass was rocking that big bush energy

Posted: 1/9/2024 12:12:18 AM EDT

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Here she is at the beach.

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Posted: 1/9/2024 12:13:09 AM EDT

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About 50-100 pounds beyond the Midcap limit, btw.

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Lies

Posted: 1/9/2024 12:15:36 AM EDT

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Dang, I was scrolling down to tell this old Kinky Friedman joke.

Posted: 1/9/2024 12:20:31 AM EDT

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They tried to put me in "that room" because of my stuttering when I got to Jr High. We came home that first day and Sis told Dad I didn't have the same classes she had, we're twins. The next day Dad took us to school and I was back in regular classes and the guidance counselor avoided me and Sis for 6 years lol

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Do you guys still have a specific room in the school, or do they mix you now with the rest of the regular class, no child left behind and all that shit?

They tried to put me in "that room" because of my stuttering when I got to Jr High. We came home that first day and Sis told Dad I didn't have the same classes she had, we're twins. The next day Dad took us to school and I was back in regular classes and the guidance counselor avoided me and Sis for 6 years lol

Lolz.