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Posted: 1/9/2024 7:20:27 PM EDT
[#1]
Kate Upton is the only sexy fat girl 
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Posted: 1/9/2024 7:25:32 PM EDT
[#2]
She's got the Wednesday Adams dance down pat.
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Posted: 1/9/2024 7:29:49 PM EDT
[#3]
 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse | Hot Dog Dance ?? | Disney Junior UK |
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Posted: 1/9/2024 9:15:08 PM EDT
[#4]
All the leaves are brown because she wiped her fat ass with them.
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Posted: 1/10/2024 12:21:53 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Roll her around in flour to find the wet spot The only problem is that all the wrinkles and crevices are wet spots and you can't tell if it's a pleasure spot or a sweat puddle. |
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Posted: 1/10/2024 12:24:12 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryYea, I'm sure all the moisture from the fupa got down there smelling and tasting like Taco Bell... 
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Posted: 1/10/2024 12:26:47 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Kate Upton is the only sexy fat girl https://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/photos/kate-upton/filming-for-the-layover-in-st-louis/Kate-Upton:-Filming-for-The-Layover--08-662x900.jpg Wow, you call ^^ fat? |
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Posted: 1/10/2024 12:30:36 AM EDT
[#8]
Mama Cass has more chins that a Chinese telephone book.
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Posted: 1/10/2024 12:33:52 AM EDT
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Even good music is hard to cum by sometimes.
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Posted: 1/10/2024 12:35:52 AM EDT
[#10]
I don’t do fats
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Posted: 1/10/2024 12:37:40 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Midcap thread Deja vu  |
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Posted: 1/10/2024 12:48:55 AM EDT
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Mama Cass is a North Dakota 9. they grow them big up here, lots of caramel rolls and sausage. It's a pod of land whales everywhere.
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Posted: 1/10/2024 12:56:18 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I thought she choked on a ham sandwich. The Scooby Doo cartoon episode starring her where the sub plot was she was on a diet and miserable was funny. |
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Posted: 1/10/2024 12:57:04 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Keith Moon died in the same bedroom four years later, also at age 32. It's as if Harry Nilsson had some good shit. |
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Posted: 1/10/2024 12:58:37 AM EDT
[#15]
Umm, no. There is no such thing and it definitely wasn’t her.
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Posted: 1/10/2024 1:10:39 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: And like many grossly obese persons, she died of a heart attack at age 32. Great singer, but waaay too fat. About 50-100 pounds beyond the Midcap limit, btw. Midcap doesn't have a limit. |
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Posted: 1/10/2024 1:57:39 AM EDT
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I always thought she moved around pretty well for a girl her size. Too bad she wasn't on that little pill, with a big story to tell. She might still be with us.
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Posted: 1/10/2024 2:20:45 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: All the leaves are brown because she wiped her fat ass with them.  |
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Posted: 1/10/2024 2:25:37 AM EDT
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I'm posting these pics to share with those unfamiliar what a ham planet we are discussing in this thread. This was during a time when there were only a few fat kids in school, and even they weren't so fat as to have their own gravitational force.  Attached File Attached File |
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Posted: 1/10/2024 8:15:42 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The only problem is that all the wrinkles and crevices are wet spots and you can't tell if it's a pleasure spot or a sweat puddle. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Roll her around in flour to find the wet spot The only problem is that all the wrinkles and crevices are wet spots and you can't tell if it's a pleasure spot or a sweat puddle. To quote Richard Burton from 'Where Eagles Dare': "A hole is a hole, is a hole". 
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Posted: 1/10/2024 8:34:58 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: And like many grossly obese persons, she died of a heart attack at age 32. Great singer, but waaay too fat. About 50-100 pounds beyond the Midcap limit, btw. I always thought she choked to death on a ham sammy. |
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Posted: 1/10/2024 1:58:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Apparently the rest of the band was pretty brutal to her face about her weight. |
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Posted: 1/10/2024 9:24:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I think that was an Austin Powers joke that took on a life of it's own. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: And like many grossly obese persons, she died of a heart attack at age 32. Great singer, but waaay too fat. About 50-100 pounds beyond the Midcap limit, btw. And all this time I thought it was a ham sandwich choke. I think that was an Austin Powers joke that took on a life of it's own. Waaay before A P. |
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Posted: 1/10/2024 9:49:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Mama Cass is a North Dakota 9. they grow them big up here, lots of caramel rolls and sausage. It's a pod of land whales everywhere. The term we used was "tundra wookies". 
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Posted: 1/10/2024 10:53:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: John Phillips didn't want her in the band because of her weight. She brought gravitas to the band. |
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Posted: 1/10/2024 11:00:20 PM EDT
[#26]
uh? NO!
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Posted: 1/10/2024 11:04:32 PM EDT
[#27]
If she and Karen Carpenter had shared that ham sammich they both might be alive today.
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Posted: 1/10/2024 11:08:03 PM EDT
[#28]
Her voice was a ten.
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Posted: 1/10/2024 11:11:32 PM EDT
[#29]
 Michelle Phillips- California Dreamin’ |
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Posted: 1/10/2024 11:13:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wow, you call ^^ fat? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Kate Upton is the only sexy fat girl https://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/photos/kate-upton/filming-for-the-layover-in-st-louis/Kate-Upton:-Filming-for-The-Layover--08-662x900.jpg Wow, you call ^^ fat? Yes |
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Posted: 1/10/2024 11:22:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/10/2024 11:24:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: All the leaves are brown because she wiped her fat ass with them.
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Posted: 1/10/2024 11:26:13 PM EDT
[#33]
Reported
Ban OP |
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Posted: 1/11/2024 9:12:22 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: John Phillips didn't want her in the band because of her weight. 
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Posted: 1/11/2024 10:22:37 AM EDT
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Quote History“Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two makes four. If that is granted, all else follows.” |
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Posted: 1/11/2024 11:47:05 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You know damn well Mama Cass was rocking that big bush energy She would need a mirror to even see it. Just like the guys with massive B.O. (body overhang). |
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Posted: 1/11/2024 11:53:46 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wow, you call ^^ fat? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Kate Upton is the only sexy fat girl https://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/photos/kate-upton/filming-for-the-layover-in-st-louis/Kate-Upton:-Filming-for-The-Layover--08-662x900.jpg Wow, you call ^^ fat? "Thick" at the very least. Or "big-boned", lol! That untucked top is hiding "something". I was helping a female friend trim some trees in her yard. Decent looking woman, not "thick", but at one point her jelly-belly slipped out of the top of her jeans and she quickly tucked it back in. Looked hideous! |
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Posted: 1/11/2024 3:06:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yes, but when food was in short supply like during most of human history a round woman was a outward sign she had been well-fed and was not infested with parasites. Both of which were desirable traits in a potential mate. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Are you not aware of the history of fat fertility goddess's? For the majority of human existence, fat was a desirable trait in a woman. Bullshit. Sloth is one of the original seven deadly sins. I don't recall ever seeing a 16th 17th 18th century picture of a morbidly obese woman, that gets out of breath just waking up. |
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