Chapstick Bro taught me the most important lesson about Chapstick - Page 1

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Posted: 9/7/2017 10:32:50 PM EDT

Earlier this year, I stopped by my local CVS because my lips were hella busted. Cracked, bleeding, and they just looked and felt like shit.

So, I went up to the register and got a Strawberry Lightning Chapstick, because it tastes good and I feel that works best it is for being time.

Well, the guy at the register made fun of me when I was checking out - not because I was picking up tampons for my neighbor's wife, but because I was buying Chapstick. He told me that I was wasting my money on something that was nothing more than petroleum jelly. So, I looked at the label and he was definitely right.

"It's all good, bro, it took me years to figure it out," he explained, pulling a tub of Vaseline from underneath the counter, "I got you."

He dabbed his finger in the Vaseline and slid it over my lips.

Thanks, Chapstick Bro.

Posted: 9/7/2017 10:34:22 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/7/2017 10:34:53 PM EDT

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I'm sorry for you.

Posted: 9/7/2017 10:35:24 PM EDT

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anal lips

Posted: 9/7/2017 10:35:37 PM EDT

[#4]

"hella"?

Posted: 9/7/2017 10:36:05 PM EDT

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Gay thread is gay. But it is 2017 so I've been told it's all good.

Posted: 9/7/2017 10:36:13 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/7/2017 10:36:19 PM EDT

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Lol

Posted: 9/7/2017 10:37:02 PM EDT

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Wut about chicken poop?

Posted: 9/7/2017 10:37:17 PM EDT

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Burt's Beeswax > *

Posted: 9/7/2017 10:37:41 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/7/2017 10:38:00 PM EDT

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aw hell naw

Posted: 9/7/2017 10:39:06 PM EDT

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Burt's Bees FTW

Posted: 9/7/2017 10:40:04 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/7/2017 10:40:11 PM EDT

[#14]

Ok, I chuckled at Chapstick Bro...did he do it in his best Fruity Rudy voice??

Posted: 9/7/2017 10:41:18 PM EDT

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Rudy is actually a pretty nice guy, added him on FB shortly after GK came out and he answered some of my questions.

Posted: 9/7/2017 10:42:12 PM EDT

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... Eww, that's fucking nasty

Posted: 9/7/2017 10:42:13 PM EDT

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Not what I expected when I joined an assault weapons forum.

Posted: 9/7/2017 10:45:35 PM EDT

[#18]

OP's lips are ready

Posted: 9/7/2017 10:46:08 PM EDT

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Nah, Palmers cocoa butter > ***

Posted: 9/7/2017 10:46:16 PM EDT

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You figured it out differently than I did

...

Posted: 9/7/2017 10:47:41 PM EDT

[#21]

lol

Posted: 9/7/2017 10:48:26 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/7/2017 10:48:35 PM EDT

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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

Posted: 9/7/2017 10:49:56 PM EDT

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I think in some states that would count as a form of assault. Did OP lick his finger?

Posted: 9/7/2017 10:51:07 PM EDT

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I laughed.

Posted: 9/7/2017 10:51:51 PM EDT

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Uhhh, is this for real?

Vasoline is far more effective than chapstick but why did you have to be so gay OP?

Posted: 9/7/2017 10:52:26 PM EDT

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Not what I expected when I joined an assault weapons forum.

I think in some states that would count as a form of assault. Did OP lick his finger?

Its only ass salt if its full auto bro

Posted: 9/7/2017 10:52:53 PM EDT

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I giggled

Posted: 9/7/2017 10:53:53 PM EDT

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Don't know where that strangers finger and Vaseline have been used before

WOW

Posted: 9/7/2017 10:54:50 PM EDT

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Did he look like this guy?

Posted: 9/7/2017 10:56:26 PM EDT

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That's some of the gayest shit I've heard in here... Including the tranny threads.

Posted: 9/7/2017 10:57:57 PM EDT

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Rudy is actually a pretty nice guy, added him on FB shortly after GK came out and he answered some of my questions.

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I LOVE YOU, FRUITY RUDY!!!!

Posted: 9/7/2017 10:59:33 PM EDT

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Lost.

Posted: 9/7/2017 10:59:53 PM EDT

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Did he look like this guy?

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Dammit, lost again.

Posted: 9/7/2017 11:00:21 PM EDT

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Suzy Chapstick Chapstick commercials

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSvYWqLH7js

Posted: 9/7/2017 11:00:46 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/7/2017 11:01:32 PM EDT

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I was given that shit as a gift.....burned my lips.

Suzy Chapstick> Burt and his bees

Posted: 9/7/2017 11:08:20 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/7/2017 11:14:03 PM EDT

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Thread is fucking gayer than some CVS Bro rubbing his Vaseline jizzed fingers on some random dude's mouth.

OP should've stuck with the NIB Cherry flavored biz.