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OP's lips are ready

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Earlier this year, I stopped by my local CVS because my lips were hella busted. Cracked, bleeding, and they just looked and felt like shit.

So, I went up to the register and got a Strawberry Lightning Chapstick, because it tastes good and I feel that works best it is for being time.

Well, the guy at the register made fun of me when I was checking out - not because I was picking up tampons for my neighbor's wife, but because I was buying Chapstick. He told me that I was wasting my money on something that was nothing more than petroleum jelly. So, I looked at the label and he was definitely right.

"It's all good, bro, it took me years to figure it out," he explained, pulling a tub of Vaseline from underneath the counter, "I got you."

He dabbed his finger in the Vaseline and slid it over my lips.

Thanks, Chapstick Bro.

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@TKLOL, got any more pics of the females in your avatar? Posting them here would certainly make this thread less gay.