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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Join date Feb 2010 That happens all the time around here. Stealing someone's snow shovel is a very serious thing. Some of our snow shovels are prized family heirlooms. In fact, vintage snow shovels are traded and collected around here. I can hardly wait for the next Snow Shovel Show. In these parts, shovel-thieves get bludgeoned with frozen bags of milk. I recently bought the wife a very special ice chopper for her birthday. First you shovel the snow and then you scrape and chop away at the remaining ice. The remaining ice is broken up into miniature icebergs and then shoveled away. Anyway, Crabby's ice chopper is mad of the finest forged high carbon Swedish steel. It was the best birthday present that she's ever had. And she would be might angry if another woman were to steal it. Fluffy  Obviously satire is beyond you... Is that what passes for satire in America's hat these days?  |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Join date Feb 2010 That happens all the time around here. Stealing someone's snow shovel is a very serious thing. Some of our snow shovels are prized family heirlooms. In fact, vintage snow shovels are traded and collected around here. I can hardly wait for the next Snow Shovel Show. In these parts, shovel-thieves get bludgeoned with frozen bags of milk. I recently bought the wife a very special ice chopper for her birthday. First you shovel the snow and then you scrape and chop away at the remaining ice. The remaining ice is broken up into miniature icebergs and then shoveled away. Anyway, Crabby's ice chopper is mad of the finest forged high carbon Swedish steel. It was the best birthday present that she's ever had. And she would be might angry if another woman were to steal it. Fluffy Obviously satire is beyond you... Is that what passes for satire in America's hat these days? This is the first time I've ever heard that one..  |
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Join date Feb 2010 That happens all the time around here. Stealing someone's snow shovel is a very serious thing. Some of our snow shovels are prized family heirlooms. In fact, vintage snow shovels are traded and collected around here. I can hardly wait for the next Snow Shovel Show. In these parts, shovel-thieves get bludgeoned with frozen bags of milk. I recently bought the wife a very special ice chopper for her birthday. First you shovel the snow and then you scrape and chop away at the remaining ice. The remaining ice is broken up into miniature icebergs and then shoveled away. Anyway, Crabby's ice chopper is mad of the finest forged high carbon Swedish steel. It was the best birthday present that she's ever had. And she would be might angry if another woman were to steal it. Fluffy
Obviously satire is beyond you... Is that what passes for satire in America's hat these days? Satire? Here in GD? Perish the thought. Stealing snow shovels is a very serious thing around here. And that's no joke. Stealing snow shovels will get you beaten up around here. If we are America's hat, then you are Alberta's socks. |
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Quoted: That happens all the time around here. Stealing someone's snow shovel is a very serious thing. Some of our snow shovels are prized family heirlooms. In fact, vintage snow shovels are traded and collected around here. I can hardly wait for the next Snow Shovel Show. In these parts, shovel-thieves get bludgeoned with frozen bags of milk. I recently bought the wife a very special ice chopper for her birthday. First you shovel the snow and then you scrape and chop away at the remaining ice. The remaining ice is broken up into miniature icebergs and then shoveled away. Anyway, Crabby's ice chopper is mad of the finest forged high carbon Swedish steel. It was the best birthday present that she's ever had. And she would be might angry if another woman were to steal it. Fluffy God help me, but I cannot tell if you are kidding or not. |
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A video on Youtube made right here in Chicago has gotten more than 100,000 hits over the weekend. It\'s based on a woman who steal a snow shovel during that grammer from chicago.. and a company website.. not just a blog type site... is just sad Uh...I don't quite know how to say this... 
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I see someone was marking their parking spot with lawn chairs...if it were me, they'd be pulling what's left of their chairs out from under my bumpers That shit dont fly in Chicago, I bet you'd only do it once. 
One of the best stories Ive heard about people moving the chairs for "reserved spaces" is when a motorist moved those out of the way and parking in the spot, the person who reserved it drug his garden hose out and sprayed the car with water until it had a good inch of ice buildup on it. This i am suprised he didnt do that....been known to happen around here..... 
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That happens all the time around here. Stealing someone's snow shovel is a very serious thing. Some of our snow shovels are prized family heirlooms. In fact, vintage snow shovels are traded and collected around here. I can hardly wait for the next Snow Shovel Show. In these parts, shovel-thieves get bludgeoned with frozen bags of milk. I recently bought the wife a very special ice chopper for her birthday. First you shovel the snow and then you scrape and chop away at the remaining ice. The remaining ice is broken up into miniature icebergs and then shoveled away. Anyway, Crabby's ice chopper is mad of the finest forged high carbon Swedish steel. It was the best birthday present that she's ever had. And she would be might angry if another woman were to steal it. Fluffy God help me, but I cannot tell if you are kidding or not.
No, I'm not joking at all. Here is a picture of Crabby's Sandvik ice chopper. It is a real beauty. And look at the job she did on our driveway. She is a good little woman. 
And look at the large chunks of ice on the road. You see, it gets so cold here that in short order the snow hardens into ice. And it stays that way until the spring. So that's why you need a proper ice chopper to get at the ice on your driveway. And stealing snow shovels is a very serious misdeed around here. 
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