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Posted: 11/12/2018 8:53:47 PM EDT

is still fucking funny as shit.

Tis the Season to be Merry

"That's my name!"

"NO SHIT"

Posted: 11/12/2018 8:55:03 PM EDT

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Shitter's full!

Posted: 11/12/2018 8:56:22 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/12/2018 8:57:08 PM EDT

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anyone who's only seen this movie on TV, edited for time and content, has never seen this movie.

Posted: 11/12/2018 8:57:10 PM EDT

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Hey Griswold, where are you gonna put a tree that big?

Posted: 11/12/2018 8:57:31 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/12/2018 8:58:02 PM EDT

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Everyone is decorating early and getting into the Christmas spirit. Seems like it went straight to Christmas after Halloween. I have decided to embrace this as Christmas seems to come and go so fast.

Also, great movie OP! Can’t wait to watch it soon.

Posted: 11/12/2018 8:58:04 PM EDT

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Bend over and I’ll show ya...

Posted: 11/12/2018 8:58:46 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/12/2018 8:58:50 PM EDT

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Hey Griswold, where are you gonna put a tree that big?

Bend over and I’ll show ya...

You got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.

Posted: 11/12/2018 8:59:02 PM EDT

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Christmas Vacation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9R9lztJaoA

Posted: 11/12/2018 9:00:58 PM EDT

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Hey Griswold, where are you gonna put a tree that big?

Bend over and I’ll show ya...

You got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.

I wasn't talking to you!

Posted: 11/12/2018 9:01:25 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/12/2018 9:02:54 PM EDT

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It’s too early for this thread. Christmas isn’t till next month.

Posted: 11/12/2018 9:03:25 PM EDT

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Hey Griswold, where are you gonna put a tree that big?

Bend over and I’ll show ya...

You got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.

I wasn’t talking to you...

Posted: 11/12/2018 9:04:21 PM EDT

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I tried to watch Vegas vacation the other day. Man, what a sack of bad movie that was.

Posted: 11/12/2018 9:06:06 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/12/2018 9:06:25 PM EDT

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Wrong.

Posted: 11/12/2018 9:06:31 PM EDT

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You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving thru a nitroglycerin plant

Posted: 11/12/2018 9:08:15 PM EDT

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You serious, Clark?

Posted: 11/12/2018 9:08:25 PM EDT

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No panty lines rusty

Posted: 11/12/2018 9:08:51 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/12/2018 9:09:43 PM EDT

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Why did you have yourself a Pepsi.

Posted: 11/12/2018 9:10:57 PM EDT

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I’ll have some of the yella

Posted: 11/12/2018 9:11:52 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/12/2018 9:13:33 PM EDT

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Little full. Lotta sap.

Posted: 11/12/2018 9:32:57 PM EDT

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Hey Griswold, where are you gonna put a tree that big?

Bend over and I'll show ya...

You got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.

I wasn't talking to YOU.

Posted: 11/12/2018 9:33:31 PM EDT

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It is NEVER to early for Christmas Vacation.

"Oh Dear...did I break wind?"

Posted: 11/12/2018 9:35:43 PM EDT

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Vegas Vacation is my favorite movie.

Posted: 11/12/2018 9:36:05 PM EDT

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"Clark, that cat had nine lives. And he just spent `em all.'

Posted: 11/12/2018 9:36:14 PM EDT

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Can I get you anything Eddie?(take you out to the desert and leave you for dead)?

Posted: 11/12/2018 9:38:04 PM EDT

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Great fucking movie.

Posted: 11/12/2018 9:38:46 PM EDT

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JEEEZUS...DID THE ROOM CLEAR OUT? PRESENTS...YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT PRESENTS

Posted: 11/12/2018 9:43:42 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/12/2018 9:46:25 PM EDT

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FCC

Posted: 11/12/2018 9:47:26 PM EDT

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wrong

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Posted: 11/12/2018 9:50:44 PM EDT

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That there is an RV!

Posted: 11/12/2018 9:54:56 PM EDT

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"When Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!"

Posted: 11/12/2018 9:55:17 PM EDT

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Don't get attached we are taking it with is when we leave next month

Posted: 11/12/2018 9:56:39 PM EDT

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Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?

Posted: 11/12/2018 10:18:40 PM EDT

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Thats a good quality item If you dint mind me askin. How much did it set ya back?

Posted: 11/12/2018 10:21:53 PM EDT

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I’ll have some of the yella

And don’t get cheap on me!

Posted: 11/12/2018 10:23:12 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/12/2018 10:24:51 PM EDT

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You probably think tremors was bad too

Posted: 11/12/2018 10:25:00 PM EDT

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I've never noticed that those are light bulbs getting smashed.

Posted: 11/12/2018 10:26:45 PM EDT

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Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?