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Posted: 5/21/2013 9:27:43 AM EDT
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I firmly believe that any man's finest hour is that moment when he has puked his out his peeps and cola and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.
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Posted: 5/21/2013 9:30:28 AM EDT
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I firmly believe that any man's finest hour is that moment when he has puked his out his peeps and cola and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious. There is a certain ecstasy that settles in after the projectile vomiting. I was grinning ear to ear. |
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Posted: 5/21/2013 10:22:11 AM EDT
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Puke is cola leaving the body Awesome. 
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Posted: 5/21/2013 10:23:49 AM EDT
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I firmly believe that any man's finest hour is that moment when he has puked his out his peeps and cola and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious. You have a way with words, my friend. And beer. 
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Posted: 5/21/2013 10:28:24 AM EDT
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Puke is cola leaving the body Awesome. 
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Posted: 5/21/2013 1:09:13 PM EDT
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Mind if I post a few of these to Facebook?
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Posted: 5/21/2013 1:26:35 PM EDT
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Mind if I post a few of these to Facebook? Go ahead. 
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Posted: 5/21/2013 1:39:18 PM EDT
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Facebook doesn't like gifs
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Posted: 5/21/2013 1:43:35 PM EDT
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I think Cola Warrior 3 has brought the 'franchise' to a whole new level.
Thanks must of course go to the brave participants, the sponsors, random (and known) photo-shoppers, and of course Mr RustedAce.
I'd piss myself laughing if 10 years from now CW attracts 1000 people.
I'm just glad I got in early enough.
This thing has legs. It would suck if it got too big though. The camaraderie and the party was the tits. I hate i missed the 1st one, but after last year, I knew I was going back. I had everything inexpected from a group of Arfcommers. |
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Posted: 5/21/2013 2:18:35 PM EDT
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You're the man Pistol!
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Posted: 5/21/2013 4:40:44 PM EDT
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Patriots stand against their enemies, but Cola Warriors....Haunt Them.
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Posted: 5/21/2013 4:44:05 PM EDT
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I think Cola Warrior 3 has brought the 'franchise' to a whole new level.
Thanks must of course go to the brave participants, the sponsors, random (and known) photo-shoppers, and of course Mr RustedAce.
I'd piss myself laughing if 10 years from now CW attracts 1000 people.
I'm just glad I got in early enough.
This thing has legs. It would suck if it got too big though. The camaraderie and the party was the tits. I hate i missed the 1st one, but after last year, I knew I was going back. I had everything inexpected from a group of Arfcommers. You were a lot of fun man. You liked my apple drank, and that made me happy.
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Posted: 5/21/2013 4:45:52 PM EDT
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Patriots stand against their enemies, but Cola Warriors....Haunt Them. Maybe next year we could bring some steel stock and some welding equipment, and you could make me an awesome pull-up/squat rack.
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Posted: 5/21/2013 4:54:08 PM EDT
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Patriots stand against their enemies, but Cola Warriors....Haunt Them. Maybe next year we could bring some steel stock and some welding equipment, and you could make me an awesome pull-up/squat rack. Wouldn't it be smarter if I built it at home and just brought it?
You're an engineer aren't you?
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Posted: 5/21/2013 5:14:13 PM EDT
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Patriots stand against their enemies, but Cola Warriors....Haunt Them. Maybe next year we could bring some steel stock and some welding equipment, and you could make me an awesome pull-up/squat rack. Wouldn't it be smarter if I built it at home and just brought it?
You're an engineer aren't you? I highlighted the part that explains his lack of logic or reason
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Posted: 5/21/2013 5:19:04 PM EDT
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Patriots stand against their enemies, but Cola Warriors....Haunt Them. Do not puke unless you've drank your soda, but if they mean to have Cola Warrior, let it begin here. |
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Posted: 5/21/2013 5:30:32 PM EDT
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Patriots stand against their enemies, but Cola Warriors....Haunt Them. Maybe next year we could bring some steel stock and some welding equipment, and you could make me an awesome pull-up/squat rack. Wouldn't it be smarter if I built it at home and just brought it?
You're an engineer aren't you? I highlighted the part that explains his lack of logic or reason Field engineer aka no PE. I just thought it would awesome. 
Land Surveyor quickly turned Construction Surveyor turned Project Manager turned Construction Inspector. All civil, all the time.
The field is where you make shit work. I've red-lined enough plans to know "Engineers" can hardly work CAD. |
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Posted: 5/21/2013 5:47:23 PM EDT
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The thousand brands of the Cola Empire descend up on you! Our Sodas are so numerous they will overfill your stomachs!!!!
Then we shall vomit in the swamp.
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Posted: 5/21/2013 5:48:01 PM EDT
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'If there must be vomit, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace from Cola" - Thomas PAIN
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Posted: 5/21/2013 5:49:09 PM EDT
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Long live peeps, long live mud, long live the cursed cola warrior.
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Posted: 5/21/2013 5:51:17 PM EDT
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'If there must be vomit, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace from Cola" - Thomas PAIN Epic. |
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Posted: 5/21/2013 5:52:08 PM EDT
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Long live peeps, long live mud, long live the cursed cola warrior. "Vive les peeps. Vive la boue. Vive la sacré Cola Warrieour!"
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Posted: 5/21/2013 5:55:09 PM EDT
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Wait? Are you kidding me? Did you just say, "Wait"? RustedAce: The RustedAce finally gets on the wrong end of a coke and all he says is, "Wait." You know what? I expected more of you. I mean, wait for what? Wait for it to become less carbonated? Wait for another two or three seconds of non-puke because you are so fucking weak you can't stand to see it end?
NO. Wait for me to finish 10 minutes faster than the next closest finisher. |
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Posted: 5/21/2013 5:55:45 PM EDT
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Drove to Liberty
I found Cola Oppression I survived it all. |
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Posted: 5/21/2013 6:00:11 PM EDT
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Long live peeps, long live mud, long live the cursed cola warrior. "Vive les peeps. Vive la boue. Vive la sacré Cola Warrieour!"
Yeah, yeah, I know. Although Creole would have been even more apropos.
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Posted: 5/21/2013 6:15:58 PM EDT
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'If there must be vomit, let it be in my day, that my child may have peeps" - Thomas PAIN Fixed?
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Posted: 5/21/2013 6:17:44 PM EDT
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I am the Cola Warrior, and this is as far as the peeps are going.
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Posted: 5/21/2013 6:20:17 PM EDT
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Damn the Vomit, full speed ahead.
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Posted: 5/21/2013 6:22:43 PM EDT
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Quoted: Damn the Vomit, full speed ahead. -Admiral Faragut, -Battle of Cola Warrior. |
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Posted: 5/21/2013 6:23:51 PM EDT
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Damn the Peeps, full speed ahead. -Admiral Faragut, -Battle of Vomit Bay Revised edition. 
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Posted: 5/21/2013 6:26:41 PM EDT
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Patriots stand against their enemies, but Cola Warriors....Haunt Them. Do not puke unless you've drank your soda, but if they mean to have Cola Warrior, let it begin here. See this is the shit we need in this thread. Y'all keep the lame shit in bamaflingers thread. Ok.
Need more captions and pics to go with it. |
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Posted: 5/21/2013 6:32:34 PM EDT
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Apple Pie makes Pantz Happy
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Posted: 5/21/2013 6:33:30 PM EDT
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I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but Cola Warrior IV will be fought with peeps and cokes.
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Posted: 5/21/2013 6:37:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/21/2013 6:42:15 PM EDT
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All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do no chugging.
ETA: Doubleclaw has some good chugging pics if you can find that gassy bastard.
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Posted: 5/21/2013 6:48:23 PM EDT
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You know that one time that all the guys got together and you wish you went to hang instead of working? This isn't it.
Hilarious thread! In before someone dies and a site sponsor sues!
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Posted: 5/21/2013 6:49:03 PM EDT
[#37]
If ye love ease better than vomit,
the tranquility of GD better than the animating contest of Cola, go home from us in peace. |
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Posted: 5/21/2013 6:49:18 PM EDT
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I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but Cola Warrior IV will be fought with peeps and cokes. And tears....Lots of tears. |
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Posted: 5/21/2013 6:49:39 PM EDT
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Quoted: You know that one time that all the guys got together and you wish you went to hang instead of working? This isn't it. Hilarious thread! In before someone dies and a site sponsor sues! Well it will be at least a year before I kill someone at Cola Warrior since its over. Magpul could sue Pistol I guess, or they could man up and sponsor.
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Posted: 5/21/2013 6:51:05 PM EDT
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All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do no chugging. ETA: Doubleclaw has some good chugging pics if you can find that gassy bastard. 
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Posted: 5/21/2013 6:52:16 PM EDT
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You know that one time that all the guys got together and you wish you went to hang instead of working? This isn't it.
Hilarious thread! In before someone dies and a site sponsor sues! Well it will be at least a year before I kill someone at Cola Warrior since its over. Magpul could sue Pistol I guess, or they could man up and sponsor. lol |
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Posted: 5/21/2013 6:52:48 PM EDT
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You have many slaves, Xerxes, but few warriors. It won't be long before they fear my peeps more than your whips.
Hey, 300 is on. 
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Posted: 5/21/2013 6:54:20 PM EDT
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Quoted: You have many slaves, Xerxes, but few warriors. It won't be long before they fear my peeps more than your whips. Hey, 300 is on. Why do you smile Rustedace??? I see all the warriors of ARFCOM are arrayed against me, maybe one in that number can beat my time.... Lawl no nope. |
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Posted: 5/21/2013 6:55:27 PM EDT
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For the female warriors.
Messenger: What makes this woman think she can speak among men? <Insert name here>: Because only Cola Warrior women give birth to real men. |
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Posted: 5/21/2013 6:58:24 PM EDT
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All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do no chugging. ETA: Doubleclaw has some good chugging pics if you can find that gassy bastard. Awesome. And I wont even comment on how awesome RustedAce's way of words is. It might get to his head |
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Posted: 5/21/2013 6:58:40 PM EDT
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You have many slaves, Xerxes, but few warriors. It won't be long before they fear my peeps more than your whips. Hey, 300 is on. Our peeps will blot out the sun. Then we shall fight in the vomit. |
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Posted: 5/21/2013 6:58:55 PM EDT
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The group pic should say...
"As you ordered sir....59...All with male sons to carry on their name." |
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Posted: 5/21/2013 7:00:55 PM EDT
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You know that one time that all the guys got together and you wish you went to hang instead of working? This isn't it.
Hilarious thread! In before someone dies and a site sponsor sues! I was just about to do a gazelle triggers one. With an upside down gazelle and the horn as the trigger. Pronounced "gahz eh Lee" of course. |
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Posted: 5/21/2013 7:03:50 PM EDT
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You know that one time that all the guys got together and you wish you went to hang instead of working? This isn't it.
Hilarious thread! In before someone dies and a site sponsor sues! Well it will be at least a year before I kill someone at Cola Warrior since its over. Magpul could sue Pistol I guess, or they could man up and sponsor. Sigline tomorrow. 
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Posted: 5/21/2013 7:07:25 PM EDT
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Vomit is the awful reward of the Cola Warrior.
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