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Posted: 2/5/2024 7:22:38 AM EDT
Read this crap.

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Link Posted: 2/5/2024 7:23:19 AM EDT
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Colorado House Bill 24-1163 enters a new level of big government and big taxes. The bill will add a new tax of up to $8.50 (but actually up to $25) on EACH pet and it includes ALL animals, even invertebrates. The tax is paid every year. It also requires every pet to be registered with the State and assigned a "designated caregiver." If you do not name a "designated caregiver," the cost for each pet is $25 annually. There is no cap or per household type of maximum taxation. This will also be in addition to any local taxes (like dog licenses).



To summarize how outrageous that is, if someone has 100 aquarium fish or koi in a water garden, they could be paying $850 annually to have those fish. If you do not register a "designated caregiver" with the State that means having 100 aquarium fish will cost you $2,500 annually!
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 7:33:17 AM EDT
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They are out of their fucking minds. Anything for a buck.
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 7:41:43 AM EDT
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In fucking sane, we should have just built a wall within the United States to keep the lib invaders from the East and west coast out
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 7:43:21 AM EDT
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Soon they’ll come for our dupes
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 7:44:06 AM EDT
[#5]
Yeah, fuck that shit.
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 7:44:40 AM EDT
[#6]
I would move back to CO, but……
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 7:44:56 AM EDT
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(Again )
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 7:53:39 AM EDT
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Something only a Democrat could thank of.
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 7:54:15 AM EDT
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In case you were wondering if this is real, yes it is.

https://leg.colorado.gov/bills/hb24-1163
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 7:55:26 AM EDT
[#10]
Lol fuck the government
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 8:01:00 AM EDT
[#11]
Fuck that.
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 8:02:35 AM EDT
[#12]
What's high?  


The taxes?
Or the democraps?
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 8:03:47 AM EDT
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Pets = Climate Change. Surfs don’t need pets in their dream feudal society.

If you give the government more power & taxes they can fix the climate..

While they fly private, have 15 guard dogs, five houses, and 15 cars…

Link Posted: 2/5/2024 8:28:39 AM EDT
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My county in Florida does the same thing pretty much for cats and dogs. $10-$25 dollars a year. "Rabies License Fee"

Haven't ever paid it and wouldn't pay Colorado's either.
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 8:30:40 AM EDT
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lol that assumes I even bother to pay for dog licenses.
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 8:31:40 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/5/2024 8:37:22 AM EDT
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Dupe tax
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 8:39:33 AM EDT
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It’s to pay the animal coalitions to steal peoples pit bulls and rehome them with crazy liberal women who think they are kids.
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 8:41:17 AM EDT
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Nobody there cares. Everybody there will gladly hand the government anything it wants, as long as their ability to get high isn't threatened.
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 8:52:50 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/5/2024 8:53:27 AM EDT
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So the huge projected marijuana tax windfall has already been spent?
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 9:04:24 AM EDT
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JFC

So glad I left that state.

Have they repealed TABOR yet?

One of the greatest states in the union to Leftist Shithole in less than 30 years.

But if I'd stayed, my house would now be worth over 3x what I paid for it!  
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Not yet but my God they keep trying.
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 9:04:58 AM EDT
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Dude it never got spent.  That shit goes right into the DNCs coffers.
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 9:06:03 AM EDT
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So if a beekeeper doesn’t keep their hives for commercial purposes are they going to pay 8.50 per bee?




That’s some mighty fine totalitarian utopian think.
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 9:09:46 AM EDT
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Taxation is legal extortion.

I'm sure CO lawmakers will pass that into law.
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 9:10:45 AM EDT
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Truth.
That's what the initial deal was.
Wasn't that supposed to cure all their financial problems? What happened?
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 9:14:41 AM EDT
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Truth.
That's what the initial deal was.
Wasn't that supposed to cure all their financial problems? What happened?
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So the huge projected marijuana tax windfall has already been spent?

Truth.
That's what the initial deal was.
Wasn't that supposed to cure all their financial problems? What happened?


Between the tax windfall and the literal ARMY of substance-enhanced freedom-minded genius entrepreneurs like Elon Musk and Joe Rogan that should be appearing any day now, states like Colorado should have nothing to worry about.
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 9:16:55 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/5/2024 9:21:29 AM EDT
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Between the tax windfall and the literal ARMY of substance-enhanced freedom-minded genius entrepreneurs like Elon Musk and Joe Rogan that should be appearing any day now, states like Colorado should have nothing to worry about.
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So...you already got your cheap jabs in on Elon Musk AND Joe Rogan

sorry they live rent free in your head

but hey, you said it without saying the name TRUMP
, so let me do it for you 24/7/365.25
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 9:25:00 AM EDT
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So glad I left that state.
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Jesus middle name is NOT f#cking, its Harold!

Harold be thy name, Hark the Harold Angels sing.

JHC!
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 9:28:32 AM EDT
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My understanding is that everyone whose ever had a cold can get their medical weed cars so they do that to get stronger stuff and not pay taxes.

The "recreational" (vs medical) weed is cheaper to buy from drug dealers still due to the taxes so yeah, CO gets a little bit of weed income but they fucked up any potential windfall long ago.
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 9:33:55 AM EDT
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Pets = Climate Change. Serfs don’t need pets in their dream feudal society.

If you give the government more power & taxes they can fix the climate..

While they fly private, have 15 guard dogs, five houses, and 15 cars…

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Sorry, I had to fix that.
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 9:36:10 AM EDT
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well played, my friend.
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 9:36:24 AM EDT
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Whoever sponsored or backed that bill should be hung for treason !
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 9:38:50 AM EDT
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It was sponsored by Regina English, who is just like you'd imagine.  Think Sheila Jackson Lee, only dumber.


No one else in the CO house or Senate has signed on yet.
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 9:41:02 AM EDT
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They should put a tax on the tax.

Think about it.

A fee on collecting fees.  It could pay for itself!
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 9:42:04 AM EDT
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Fish keepers are about to get bent over and loved tenderly.

I'm not even a serious aquarist and I have 40 fish. That's up to $1,000/yr in taxes.

Hahahahaha, no.

Idiots need to move out of CO. They do this shit because they get away with it. CA still hasn't felt the wrath of the great exodus yet so I'm doubting a pet tax will encourage CO residents, but that's what needs to happen.
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 9:43:37 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/5/2024 9:44:38 AM EDT
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It was sponsored by Regina English, who is just like you'd imagine.  Think Sheila Jackson Lee, only dumber.


No one else in the CO house or Senate has signed on yet.
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Any lawmaker who signs on to this in CO is asking to be voted against come November.

CO may be wacky but they love their animals.
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 9:44:51 AM EDT
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The joke is about cats and wine with so-called boss babes.

Their reality is, they eventually won't be able to afford either..
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 9:46:30 AM EDT
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I'm willing to bet the final bill will have a carve out for cats owned by people named Karen.
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 9:49:47 AM EDT
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WTF?  We must vote on all tax increases, thus it will be called a fucking "fee", not a tax.  The list of fees has gotten long as the dems can't be stopped.
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 9:50:27 AM EDT
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That's just common sense animal control.

Hope those libtards like it.
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 9:51:11 AM EDT
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I found who introduced the bill

99 I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!

Link Posted: 2/5/2024 9:51:25 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/5/2024 9:51:30 AM EDT
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Pet implies ownership. You will own nothing and like it.
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 9:52:23 AM EDT
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Dude it never got spent.  That shit goes right into the DNCs coffers.
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Pretty much.  It goes to BEST grants which pay 50% of the cost of new school buildings.  Union jobs and new buildings don't produce higher test scores.
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 9:54:44 AM EDT
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Colorado... such a beautiful shit hole.
Link Posted: 2/5/2024 10:05:25 AM EDT
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Y’all be spending too much resources on pets.

They don’t want you spending resources on pets.

Then move that tax into farm animals.

Do the people who are growing bugs for us to eat have to pay this tax ?

Link Posted: 2/5/2024 10:05:33 AM EDT
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In case you were wondering if this is real, yes it is.

https://leg.colorado.gov/bills/hb24-1163
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I initially thought the link in OP was a satire site.  Now, I see the pet tax bill is real.  Maybe this is an example of what happens when your state legalizes pot.  Who would have thought?
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