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All comic book superheroes were gay the whole time. What do you think all their bulging muscles (among other things) in colorful skin-tight outfits meant?
I remember reading The Tick comic, where a bunch of orphaned prepubescent boy sidekicks were talking about their… guardians: “Pouty red lips seem to be very important to them.” And that was about 30 years ago. |
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He should team up with Ace and Gary. They could be the new Juthtis League.
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Quoted: Quoted: He should team up with Ace and Gary. They could be the new Juthtis League. Whats everyone looking at? Ambiguously Gay Duo: Fortress of Privacy - Saturday Night Live |
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Ok- let’s get this straight (oops, phrasing)…
1. Batman was always gay as LittlePony’s underwear drawer. That’s a no brainer. 2. In the DC film universe, Flash is super gay. Ok, whatever. 3. Now superman is gay? That means hetero Wonder Woman is actually the most masculine and assertive of the DC super hero set? Maybe she should pair up with period panties “woke” Harley Quinn. Fucking LOL. |
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What do you expect from a guy that wears his underwear outside his pants?
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Quoted: They dont, though, according to the vids I've watched on it, comic stores have been going out of business left and right since they went woke, and despite superhero movies being a huge thing, sales have been remarkably low. Supposedly some stores have made it by selling old comics. This isnt new, I was watching vids about how woke the comics industry was, starting about 5 years ago or more. It was one of the first industries SJW defectives got almost free reign in. ETA- and I know its supposed to be "rein" I picked the other on purpose b/c its fitting. View Quote Ackshually it IS reign. Reins are what border patrol riders use to whip poor Haitian immigrants, reigns are what kings do during their lives. |
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Quoted: It's all fun and games until he clenches his butthole and rips a dick off. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Ever read “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex”? Consider the driving urge between a man and a woman, the monomaniacal urge to achieve greater and greater penetration. Remember also that we are dealing with kryptonian muscles. Superman would literally crush LL's body in his arms, while simultaneously ripping her open from crotch to sternum, gutting her like a trout. Lastly, he'd blow off the top of her head. Ejaculation of semen is entirely involuntary in the human male, and in all other forms of terrestrial life. It would be unreasonable to assume otherwise for a kryptonian. But with kryptonian muscles behind it, Kal-El's semen would emerge with the muzzle velocity of a machine gun bullet. (*One can imagine that the Kent home in Smallville was riddled with holes during Superboy's puberty. And why did Lana Lang never notice that?*) |
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I figured out how it could work. Kryptonite condom. Thsuperman plays the bottom. The kryptonite allows penetration past the sphincter of steel and prevents the cigar chop at the end.
Question. Since Kryptonite hurts Thsuperman, does this count as BDSM? |
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New problem. If Thsuperman ejaculates from the prostate of steel, you'd have to make sure he was pointing in a safe direction, like towards outer space.
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He's appropriating human culture.
And he's raping anyone who doesn't know he's an alien. Kharn |
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Quoted: They dont, though, according to the vids I've watched on it, comic stores have been going out of business left and right since they went woke, and despite superhero movies being a huge thing, sales have been remarkably low. Supposedly some stores have made it by selling old comics. This isnt new, I was watching vids about how woke the comics industry was, starting about 5 years ago or more. It was one of the first industries SJW defectives got almost free reign in. ETA- and I know its supposed to be "rein" I picked the other on purpose b/c its fitting. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: If the fans buy the comic, the fans made him gay too. They dont, though, according to the vids I've watched on it, comic stores have been going out of business left and right since they went woke, and despite superhero movies being a huge thing, sales have been remarkably low. Supposedly some stores have made it by selling old comics. This isnt new, I was watching vids about how woke the comics industry was, starting about 5 years ago or more. It was one of the first industries SJW defectives got almost free reign in. ETA- and I know its supposed to be "rein" I picked the other on purpose b/c its fitting. They're selling anime, tabletop gaming, and other collectibles around here. Kharn |
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Technically it's his son, Jonathan Kent that is queer, not Clark Kent.
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In before some 2021’ers post how not woke this is, and how ignorant we are for not buying the comics.
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Quoted: And idiots here will still watch this crap. View Quote Probably the same guys that say they don't like Black Rifle Coffee out of one side of their mouth, while accepting coffee, mugs, and other crap from them, saying "they ain't so bad after all " out of the other side of their fat pie hole. |
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Quoted: Well, it's come full circle. When I was growing up comic books were gay. You went to the comic book store in shame and hoped no one saw you. Then the Marvel movies really took off and comics were suddenly not gay. Now comic books are officially gay again. View Quote This is NFL-level gay. |
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Quoted: Ok- let’s get this straight (oops, phrasing)… 1. Batman was always gay as LittlePony’s underwear drawer. That’s a no brainer. 2. In the DC film universe, Flash is super gay. Ok, whatever. 3. Now superman is gay? That means hetero Wonder Woman is actually the most masculine and assertive of the DC super hero set? Maybe she should pair up with period panties “woke” Harley Quinn. Fucking LOL. View Quote He sure wasn't in the Snyder Cut. |
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Robin is also bisexual.
Of course, with a name like that, how could he not be? I just hope Batman knows to watch his six now. So now Superman Jr, Green lantern, and Robin are faggots. Who's next? |
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Just another click-bait way to get press attention.
It is working very well actuality. |
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might want to read this short piece written in 1969: Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex -- Larry Niven http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html beat . |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: He should team up with Ace and Gary. They could be the new Juthtis League. Whats everyone looking at? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m9-UCuOfSE SNL should be suing DC |
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Damn
Just a year ago we had Trump and gas was like a buck fiddy, and now gas is 3 bucks and Superman is wiping some guys shit off his dick. What happened to that awesome timeline we were on |
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Changing a successful product to appeal to maybe 1% of the population seems like a good way to ensure the long term survival of your company.
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Quoted: Everything woke turns to shithttps://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/117798/D4F437FB-481F-40BD-A68B-DF676A2873E3_jpe-2126293.JPG View Quote Where's the Kryptonite when we need it? |
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At least it's a new character (his son) rather than the usual "retcon" of an existing character as gay (Green Lantern, Robin, Iceman)...
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