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Posted: 6/16/2022 5:51:03 PM EST
[#1]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Whoa whoa whoa this escalated quickly  Who is sending what the where now?!?!  here's the visual you need for your next essay along with "don't tree a hot young MILF up two pallets of bottled wudder at Target" ( ):  |
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Posted: 6/16/2022 6:14:13 PM EST
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I can see you’re new to this. You use UPS Ground. You want to let the goods ferment for a few days. You can alway warm the stuff up in the microwave. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I'll pay the difference for Next Day Air. I can see you’re new to this. You use UPS Ground. You want to let the goods ferment for a few days. You can alway warm the stuff up in the microwave. And tempt the UPS driver to stick his dirty nose to it? Not likely. I have a wicker clothes basket in the warm and muggy laundry room that is my petri dish for growing the girly scent. See? In spite of your accusation, I'm far from new at this. |
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Posted: 6/16/2022 6:23:05 PM EST
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm calling seconds on all that stuff if he doesn't want it. The stankier the better. Japanese vending machine franchise? Yuk |
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Posted: 6/16/2022 7:28:01 PM EST
[#4]
Quote HistoryQuoted: i'm still processing 4xGM300m saying that he couldn't share a bed with a woman because of her germs. With this particular woman, not with a woman per se. Who knows how many guys she had in this sheets since tha last time she washed them. |
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Posted: 6/16/2022 8:06:59 PM EST
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: With this particular woman, not with a woman per se. Who knows how many guys she had in this sheets since tha last time she washed them. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: i'm still processing 4xGM300m saying that he couldn't share a bed with a woman because of her germs. With this particular woman, not with a woman per se. Who knows how many guys she had in this sheets since tha last time she washed them. @4xGM300m Just so we're clear, you're NOT willing to answer. Let's start with the first one, - Are you with anyone now (let's put the troll accusation to bed) - Your age bracket (within 10-15 years, ish), and you can give clues and/or be vague-ish for PERSEC. - Were you married at one point - Your region roughly: are you in a city/near one, suburban, are you near a coast, etc. |
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Posted: 6/16/2022 9:09:38 PM EST
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: With this particular woman, not with a woman per se. Who knows how many guys she had in this sheets since tha last time she washed them. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: i'm still processing 4xGM300m saying that he couldn't share a bed with a woman because of her germs. With this particular woman, not with a woman per se. Who knows how many guys she had in this sheets since tha last time she washed them. Why did you go to this particular woman’s home with her? How would you know how many guys any woman had in her sheets since the last time she washed them? |
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Posted: 6/16/2022 9:35:43 PM EST
[#7]
"I really wanted to get her in bed and eat her ass but the sheets were just too dirty."
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Posted: 6/16/2022 9:56:32 PM EST
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: "I really wanted to get her in bed and eat her ass but the sheets were just too dirty." I mean, this is the guy that requires health screenings... |
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Posted: 6/17/2022 6:07:16 AM EST
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: "I really wanted to get her in bed and eat her ass but the sheets were just too dirty." We’ve all had a great time beating up poor 4x, but - I’m getting slow in my old age - the psychodynamic driving his bizarre behavior finally occurred to me. This is a guy with a cripplingly bad self image. He thinks that any woman willing to have sex with him would be willing to have sex with anyone. And probably has. The dirty sheets are just a symbol of the woman’s presumed character, which is just a product of the snakes in his head. At this point, I’ve out run my freshman year Psych 101 class. @4xGM300m I have behaved badly toward you. This being Guy’s Drama, I assumed you were just trying to out-asshole the competition. I was wrong and I apologize. There is help available and it need not be crushingly expensive. Please consider it. |
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Posted: 6/17/2022 6:29:28 AM EST
[#10]
I’m convinced 4x is someone’s troll account. It’s just too perfect
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Posted: 6/17/2022 6:44:55 AM EST
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I’m convinced 4x is someone’s troll account. It’s just too perfect Another possibility. If so, I’m wildly jealous. I wish I had one. I’d use my phone for one account, my iPad for the other, and fight with myself all day long. |
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Posted: 6/17/2022 7:40:09 AM EST
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: With this particular woman, not with a woman per se. Who knows how many guys she had in this sheets since tha last time she washed them.  Attached File |
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Posted: 6/17/2022 7:40:50 AM EST
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I mean, this is the guy that requires health screenings...
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Posted: 6/17/2022 7:41:16 AM EST
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: We've all had a great time beating up poor 4x, but - I'm getting slow in my old age - the psychodynamic driving his bizarre behavior finally occurred to me. This is a guy with a cripplingly bad self image. He thinks that any woman willing to have sex with him would be willing to have sex with anyone. And probably has. The dirty sheets are just a symbol of the woman's presumed character, which is just a product of the snakes in his head. At this point, I've out run my freshman year Psych 101 class. @4xGM300m I have behaved badly toward you. This being Guy's Drama, I assumed you were just trying to out-asshole the competition. I was wrong and I apologize. There is help available and it need not be crushingly expensive. Please consider it.  Attached File |
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Posted: 6/17/2022 9:02:24 AM EST
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Got a haircut lately Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: no one ever stalks me  Got a haircut lately 
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Posted: 6/17/2022 1:44:32 PM EST
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I’m convinced 4x is someone’s troll account. It’s just too perfect That's where I'm at, and that's alright Meme unrelated  Attached File |
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Posted: 6/18/2022 3:45:37 PM EST
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: We’ve all had a great time beating up poor 4x, but - I’m getting slow in my old age - the psychodynamic driving his bizarre behavior finally occurred to me. This is a guy with a cripplingly bad self image. He thinks that any woman willing to have sex with him would be willing to have sex with anyone. And probably has. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: "I really wanted to get her in bed and eat her ass but the sheets were just too dirty." We’ve all had a great time beating up poor 4x, but - I’m getting slow in my old age - the psychodynamic driving his bizarre behavior finally occurred to me. This is a guy with a cripplingly bad self image. He thinks that any woman willing to have sex with him would be willing to have sex with anyone. And probably has. No problem with my self image, but a woman who has sex with a guy she met 2 hours before is a disgusting slut. |
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Posted: 6/18/2022 3:46:17 PM EST
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: No problem with my self image, but a woman who has sex with a guy she met 2 hours before is a disgusting slut. genuinely curious. |
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Posted: 6/18/2022 3:46:41 PM EST
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: as i recall credit report and dick count was required as well. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I mean, this is the guy that requires health screenings... Why in the hell not? |
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Posted: 6/18/2022 3:49:28 PM EST
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Why in the hell not?
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Posted: 6/18/2022 4:19:09 PM EST
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: No problem with my self image, but a woman who has sex with a guy she met 2 hours before is a disgusting slut. Jesus fuck...this elementary girl stuff is getting old. You'd actually let a down-to-fuck sloot get away because of some silly outdated notion concerning time? |
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Posted: 6/18/2022 5:47:02 PM EST
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: No problem with my self image, but a woman who has sex with a guy she met 2 hours before is a disgusting slut. Bullshit. But why do you think that? Maybe she perceived you as emotionally disturbed and thought a mercy fuck might help, might reduce the volume of those voices screaming in your head, if only temporarily. That doesn’t make her a slut, it makes her a saint. |
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Posted: 6/18/2022 5:50:33 PM EST
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Bullshit. But why do you think that? Maybe she perceived you as emotionally disturbed and thought a mercy fuck might help, might reduce the volume of those voices screaming in your head, if only temporarily. That doesn't make her a slut, it makes her a saint. goddamn, i love PlaneJane. |
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Posted: 6/18/2022 6:00:04 PM EST
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Jesus fuck...this elementary girl stuff is getting old. You'd actually let a down-to-fuck sloot get away because of some silly outdated notion concerning time? Guy, let’s ease up on that “slut” thing a little. That word is most often by men to describe a woman who is as promiscuous as they wish they could be. Don’t even try, you know goddamn good and well it’s true. |
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Posted: 6/18/2022 6:06:20 PM EST
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Guy, let’s ease up on that “slut” thing a little. That word is most often by men to describe a woman who is as promiscuous as they wish they could be. Don’t even try, you know goddamn good and well it’s true. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Jesus fuck...this elementary girl stuff is getting old. You'd actually let a down-to-fuck sloot get away because of some silly outdated notion concerning time? Guy, let’s ease up on that “slut” thing a little. That word is most often by men to describe a woman who is as promiscuous as they wish they could be. Don’t even try, you know goddamn good and well it’s true. A lot of truth to that, so not sure why you think I would even try to deny it. It is what it is. |
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Posted: 6/18/2022 6:12:01 PM EST
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: and there it is. goddamn, i love PlaneJane. You keep that up, I might hide all the lightbulbs in the house, and invite you over. |
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Posted: 6/18/2022 6:18:37 PM EST
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: A lot of truth to that, so not sure why you think I would even try to deny it. It is what it is. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Jesus fuck...this elementary girl stuff is getting old. You'd actually let a down-to-fuck sloot get away because of some silly outdated notion concerning time? Guy, let’s ease up on that “slut” thing a little. That word is most often by men to describe a woman who is as promiscuous as they wish they could be. Don’t even try, you know goddamn good and well it’s true. A lot of truth to that, so not sure why you think I would even try to deny it. It is what it is. Because hypocrisy and honesty are the uneasiest of companions. But in your case, I was just messing with you. |
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Posted: 6/18/2022 6:25:30 PM EST
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Because hypocrisy and honesty are the uneasiest of companions. But in your case, I was just messing with you. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Jesus fuck...this elementary girl stuff is getting old. You'd actually let a down-to-fuck sloot get away because of some silly outdated notion concerning time? Guy, let’s ease up on that “slut” thing a little. That word is most often by men to describe a woman who is as promiscuous as they wish they could be. Don’t even try, you know goddamn good and well it’s true. A lot of truth to that, so not sure why you think I would even try to deny it. It is what it is. Because hypocrisy and honesty are the uneasiest of companions. But in your case, I was just messing with you. Reported! This infraction should finally do you in!  |
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Posted: 6/18/2022 6:43:41 PM EST
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Reported! This infraction should finally do you in! You’re going to be an ARFCOM legend: the guy who finally tripped up the Wicked Bitch of the East. |
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Posted: 6/18/2022 6:48:41 PM EST
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You’re going to be an ARFCOM legend: the guy who finally tripped up the Wicked Bitch of the East. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Reported! This infraction should finally do you in! You’re going to be an ARFCOM legend: the guy who finally tripped up the Wicked Bitch of the East. Ha! Legend is right! Just think of all the guys that have had their feelers hurt by you over the years. I'll never have to buy another beer or membership for as long as I live! |
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Posted: 6/18/2022 7:49:37 PM EST
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: what's an acceptable timeline in your mind, brotato chip? genuinely curious. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: No problem with my self image, but a woman who has sex with a guy she met 2 hours before is a disgusting slut. genuinely curious. A handful of dates and a health check. 
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Posted: 6/18/2022 8:27:33 PM EST
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: sir, i would like to see your checklist and/or decision matrix for selecting women. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Why in the hell not? At this rate it will take 25 years for him to answer a question like that. No multiple choice? No True/False? He's toast. |
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Posted: 6/18/2022 8:33:53 PM EST
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Ha! Legend is right! Just think of all the guys that have had their feelers hurt by you over the years. I'll never have to buy another beer or membership for as long as I live!  The funny thing: I’m a whole lot more popular here than I was in my Woman’s Studies class in undergrad. I was universally despised there. I was such thorn in their collective side, the “teacher” offered to give me an A if I’d stop coming to class. That was absolutely the high point of my academic career. I refused, naturally, and got a D, the only one I ever got. I laughed and laughed. |
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Posted: 6/18/2022 8:42:59 PM EST
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I refused, naturally, and got a D, the only one I ever got. 
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Posted: 6/18/2022 8:53:10 PM EST
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: A handful of dates and a health check. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: No problem with my self image, but a woman who has sex with a guy she met 2 hours before is a disgusting slut. genuinely curious. A handful of dates and a health check. Well, guy, can’t anyone say you’re easy. How many candidates would you estimate have successfully completed this selection process? |
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Posted: 6/18/2022 9:01:47 PM EST
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: A handful of dates and a health check. how many days? weeks? months? years? |
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Posted: 6/18/2022 9:18:04 PM EST
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I refused, naturally, and got a D, the only one I ever got. https://i.imgflip.com/hvkug.jpg OK. You got me.
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Posted: 6/19/2022 4:51:37 AM EST
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Well, guy, can’t anyone say you’re easy. How many candidates would you estimate have successfully completed this selection process? I have the exact number: 3 |
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Posted: 6/19/2022 4:52:11 AM EST
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: sir, i would like to see your checklist and/or decision matrix for selecting women. Quote HistoryQuoted: sir, i would like to see your checklist and/or decision matrix for selecting women. I posted a list long ago. You even commented my post in detail. Quoted: we know less than two hours isn't acceptable. how many days? weeks? months? years? One month at least. 
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Posted: 6/19/2022 5:39:06 AM EST
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If you consider 3 years older, what are you, like 12? |
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Posted: 6/19/2022 7:18:45 AM EST
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I have the exact number: 3 Humm … I am suspicious. Were these actual consummated relationships or just women who you would have been willing to shake hands with. And over what period of time. That’s kinda important. I mean three in a month is one thing; three in fifty years is another. |
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Posted: 6/19/2022 8:04:12 AM EST
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I posted a list long ago. You even commented my post in detail. One month at least. i can't remember what i did yesterday let alone what i said about your decision matrix. |
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Posted: 6/19/2022 1:45:09 PM EST
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: sir, we need to see this checklist/decision matrix again. i can't remember what i did yesterday let alone what i said about your decision matrix. No ink. No drugs, smoking or too much drinking. No libtard. No criminal record. No debt that isn't payable within a year. Not fat. Not prom... promis... not a slut. No STDs. |
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Posted: 6/19/2022 1:49:39 PM EST
[#44]
Edit- just here to read
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Posted: 6/19/2022 4:30:06 PM EST
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: No ink. No drugs, smoking or too much drinking. No libtard. No criminal record. No debt that isn't payable within a year. Not fat. Not prom... promis... not a slut. No STDs.
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Posted: 6/19/2022 4:52:42 PM EST
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: define "too much drinking" for us. Daily drinking, or habitually getting drunk. |
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Posted: 6/19/2022 4:56:36 PM EST
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Daily drinking, or habitually getting drunk. Does having wine or beer with a meal count as "daily drinking"? Just checking to see if you automatically rule out a lot of Europeans.  I mean, it sounds like you already rule out lots of prospects with the debt angle, given how few people I know younger than their 60s who don't have a mortgage. Excepting renters, of course. But I actually think that every single person I know who rents would fail because of your pureskin requirement.
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Posted: 6/19/2022 5:41:24 PM EST
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Does having wine or beer with a meal count as "daily drinking"? Just checking to see if you automatically rule out a lot of Europeans. Quote HistoryQuoted: Does having wine or beer with a meal count as "daily drinking"? Just checking to see if you automatically rule out a lot of Europeans. ETA, yes, shit starts with "it's just when I'm eating", "it's just one or two beers while watching TV", "I can sleep better with a beer". "I can stop whenever I want."  I mean, it sounds like you already rule out lots of prospects with the debt angle, given how few people I know younger than their 60s who don't have a mortgage. Excepting renters, of course. But I actually think that every single person I know who rents would fail A mortgage is something different and completely ok. because of your pureskin requirement. I could have stopped with the "no ink" point on my list, ink always comes together with the other things. |
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Posted: 6/19/2022 6:00:25 PM EST
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I could have stopped with the "no ink" point on my list, ink always comes together with the other things. Interesting. I have ink. None of the rest of your list applies to me. Perhaps your own prejudices and preconceptions aren’t serving you as well as you think they are. |
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Posted: 6/19/2022 6:26:00 PM EST
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Interesting. I have ink. Quote HistoryQuoted: Interesting. I have ink. I know, we discussed this some time ago. None of the rest of your list applies to me. Perhaps your own prejudices and preconceptions aren’t serving you as well as you think they are. I'm mostly kidding about the other points when it comes to ink, "dirty or filthy inky" is a running gag here in GD for a long time.  |
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