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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:22:44 AM EST
Just a public service announcement. I know ladies do a lot of things to impress other ladies, but if you think they also impress men, you are wrong. With that said, behold ...
1. Duck/Fish Lip selfies.  2. Shorts/sweatpants/leggings with "Juicy" across the buttocks. Unfortunately, when encounted in the wild they are often upon individuals that make them even worse. AT BEST, its tasteless and tacky. It is seldom found at its best.  3. Very long nails. ESPECIALLY if you are going to try to follow Cosmopolitan's adive RE: sexual prostate massage.  4. "Cat Eyes" eye shadow/mascera. Very few women can actually pull this off and not look gooofy.  5. Unnaturally long fake eyelashes. You look like a fuzzy caterpillar is on your eye.  6. Multiple ear piercings. Why?  7. Facial/lip/nose piercings. It makes you look like you were in a Bass Pro shop when it was blown up by Islamic Jihad.  8. Wildly patterned yoga pants/leggings. Dazzle camoflague looks OK on a WWII warship ...  On women? Not so much.  |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:23:55 AM EST
[#1]
Half of what you wrote is wrong.
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:25:05 AM EST
[#2]
I'm fine with cat eye makeup and multiple ear piercings.
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:26:18 AM EST
[#3]
OP fail.
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:27:23 AM EST
[#4]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Half of what you wrote is wrong. |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:27:32 AM EST
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Half of what you wrote is wrong. |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:27:45 AM EST
[#6]
Half of that stuff hasn't been popular in 20 years.
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:27:58 AM EST
[#7]
Duck lip selfies?
Hell! Duck lips period! |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:28:04 AM EST
[#8]
There's a certain demographic group of men that totally eat that shit up, and that's why the hoes do it.
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:28:05 AM EST
[#9]
You forgot dicks, man.
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:28:14 AM EST
[#10]
I've noticed fake tans are getting popular again. A girl at the grocery store is kind of cute, but her hands are literally orange. She's starting to look like an oompa loompa.
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:28:40 AM EST
[#11]
Is this for the 5 or so women in GD?
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:28:58 AM EST
[#12]
I'm not really sure who the target audience of this thread is.
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:29:13 AM EST
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Half of what you wrote is wrong. All of it is. |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:29:41 AM EST
[#14]
OP nailed it with this opinion!
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:29:50 AM EST
[#15]
4,3,1,5,2
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:29:59 AM EST
[#16]
Quoted: 1. Duck/Fish Lip selfies. https://www.digitaltrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/duck-face1.jpg?fit=650%2C433&p=1 The orange one will give an outstanding blowjob, the other one is a scraper. |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:30:00 AM EST
[#17]
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:30:27 AM EST
[#18]
i would put pierced nipples on the list, thats just
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:30:32 AM EST
[#19]
de gustibus non disputandum est
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:30:41 AM EST
[#20]
OP coming out thread
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:31:09 AM EST
[#21]
OP wants everyone to like what he likes.
OP, show us what you like. |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:31:35 AM EST
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Half of what you wrote is wrong. All of what you wrote was wrong. |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:31:41 AM EST
[#23]
FPNI
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:32:19 AM EST
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm not really sure who the target audience of this thread is. Exactly, how many women does the OP think he's going to reach posting here? |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:32:21 AM EST
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: i would put pierced nipples on the list, thats just  If you don't pierce at least one of their nipples how are you going to attach the name tag? Tape? |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:32:30 AM EST
[#26]
I’ll fight IRL about #4.
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:32:44 AM EST
[#27]
OP, delete the last "n" in the thread title. Then we'll talk.
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:33:23 AM EST
[#28]
I like cat eyes on my women. I think it looks hot
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:33:28 AM EST
[#29]
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:34:10 AM EST
[#30]
Noted.
Also. 
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:34:14 AM EST
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm not really sure who the target audience of this thread is. Same |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:34:30 AM EST
[#32]
I'm over Yoga Pants.
I think its disgusting to see these women walking around 24/7 in Yoga Pants. It just screams sloth and lazy to me. I don't care how tight they hug to their bodies, it's just lazy. It's tantamount to men just wearing sweat pants 24/7. I miss the days of dresses and skirts. I miss when women would wear heels for more than special occasions. The facial piercing thing is gross, I mean disgusting. They take all your focus and then you spend your whole time trying not to stare at their freakish piercings. |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:34:38 AM EST
[#33]
like ur list says im fine with cat eye makeup as long as it looks good. if not they end up looking like a racoon.
multiple ear piercings is nothing. face piercings aren't much of an issue to me either as long as its one, maybe two depending on where they are. |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:36:07 AM EST
[#34]
Quoted: Half of what you wrote is wrong. Nope, OP is correct. Quoted: OP fail. You have bad taste Quoted: Half of that stuff hasn't been popular in 20 years. Thank Gawd! |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:36:44 AM EST
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:36:52 AM EST
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm not really sure who the target audience of this thread is. It probably would have been faster for OP to IM both women on ARF.....site resources and all.
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:36:57 AM EST
[#37]
Have to agree with OP, almost all of the things he points out scream trailer park trash (except cat's eyes, sort of like that one and a couple of ear piercings are OK).
Of course, as has been demonstrated by several posters before me, there is a plurality of GD that like that look and they are welcome to them. |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:38:24 AM EST
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm fine with cat eye makeup and multiple ear piercings. Same. Cat eyes on my wife is like kryptonite to me... She also has multiple ear piercings, but not like 6-7 per side. |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:39:08 AM EST
[#39]
You forgot the stenciled on, hard edged, unnatural looking eyebrows. A female coworker had her eyebrows and eyeliner tattooed, and the eyebrows stuck out like a sore thumb. There ARE good eyebrow tats, but it's done with thin lines like individual hairs and looks very good if done well.
Bad:  Good: 
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:39:23 AM EST
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: OP nailed it with this opinion! |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:39:30 AM EST
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm over Yoga Pants. I think its disgusting to see these women walking around 24/7 in Yoga Pants. It just screams sloth and lazy to me. I don't care how tight they hug to their bodies, it's just lazy. It's tantamount to men just wearing sweat pants 24/7. I miss the days of dresses and skirts. I miss when women would wear heels for more than special occasions. The facial piercing thing is gross, I mean disgusting. They take all your focus and then you spend your whole time trying not to stare at their freakish piercings. And now it's a coming out thread. I'll agree with you for fat women.....yoga pants should only come in 2 sizes....small and extra small. |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:40:51 AM EST
[#42]
I agree with 1,2,3,5,7,8 although I haven’t seen enough of 8 to care. 4 and 6 can look good as long as they aren’t taken to extremes.
The long nails and eyelashes are the ones that bother me the most because they are common so I have to think someone likes that shit. -Mike |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:42:07 AM EST
[#43]
The Boomer Files
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:43:44 AM EST
[#44]
Cat eyes look great if done right. Like everything else if it's overdone it looks shitty.
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:44:50 AM EST
[#45]
MOST women don't give a shit - at all - what is attractive to men. They do what they do to show off to other women.
I agree with you though. |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:45:19 AM EST
[#46]
Also:
Don't be fat. Only midcap believes in BBWs. |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:45:31 AM EST
[#47]
I can deal with an extra ear piercing or two but the rest of that shit is definitely ghetto.
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:46:32 AM EST
[#48]
Very long nails. ESPECIALLY if you are going to try to follow Cosmopolitan's adive RE: sexual prostate massage. lol None of this matters. Men will chase the p**** regardless of details. Most women know this. |
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:46:46 AM EST
[#49]
Don't forget the super pointy witch shoes.
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Posted: 3/29/2023 10:46:59 AM EST
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Half of what you wrote is wrong. He is 100% correct. |
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