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Posted: 4/7/2017 11:02:36 AM EDT

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Oh yeah. Military overseas were recently issued MOPP like within these past 48 hours.

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:02:57 AM EDT

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Yea, funny place to put it, on his chest protector.

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:03:59 AM EDT

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Yea, funny place to put it, on his chest protector.

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It worked just as intended. He's not giving up free bases by the ball going behind him.

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:04:23 AM EDT

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It's happening?

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:05:23 AM EDT

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It's happening?

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my friend in Romania told me that he just got issued the stuff.

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:05:59 AM EDT

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It worked just as intended. He's not giving up free bases by the ball going behind him.

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I thought he had to catch it on a third strike, if not throw the dude out at first. He obviously didn't catch it

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:06:47 AM EDT

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I thought he had to catch it on a third strike, if not throw the dude out at first. He obviously didn't catch it

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the second he grabs it with his hand he's caught it.
Since it didn't touch the ground and all.

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:06:53 AM EDT

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I thought he had to catch it on a third strike, if not throw the dude out at first. He obviously didn't catch it

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Well on a wild pitch it would just stick to him.

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:07:36 AM EDT

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Also good for bats

I still remember the George Brett incident from the 80's.

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:08:16 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/7/2017 11:08:41 AM EDT

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I worked a half day yesterday and I'm working from home today.

I didnt realize just how tired I was until I stopped

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:08:41 AM EDT

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pepperidge farm also remembers

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:09:13 AM EDT

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Also good for bats

I still remember the George Brett incident from the 80's.

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That's why I was saying it's weird that it was on his chest but I see the point now

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:09:26 AM EDT

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boldstrategycotton.meme

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:12:58 AM EDT

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Also good for bats

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Yeah but George Brett's an asshole, so meh.

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:13:32 AM EDT

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Yeah but George Brett's an asshole, so meh.

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That was such an awesome meltdown though.

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:13:38 AM EDT

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Time for a polite "fix yer fuckin fence" talk

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I guess cattle rustling is out of the question.

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:14:50 AM EDT

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Friday after my 7th day in a row

Been a very stressful week at home too.

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I hope things get better for you

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:14:51 AM EDT

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Are the cattle branded? How quickly can Ducksi erect a round pen? These are the important questions.

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Time for a polite "fix yer fuckin fence" talk

Are the cattle branded? How quickly can Ducksi erect a round pen? These are the important questions.

Not branded that I've seen. Finders, keepers, amiright?

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:14:52 AM EDT

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Holy shit, hell froze over. i got a sane girlfriend :D

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:15:20 AM EDT

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Duke's?

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Hellmans

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:16:03 AM EDT

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Holy shit, hell froze over. i got a sane girlfriend :D

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What's his name?

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:16:27 AM EDT

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Holy shit, hell froze over. i got a sane girlfriend for now :D

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Posted: 4/7/2017 11:17:19 AM EDT

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What's her name?

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kelsey lol

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:18:01 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/7/2017 11:18:06 AM EDT

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I feel like if they nuked China it would be a win-win

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I feel like if they nuked China it would be a win-win

Nukes flying anywhere in eastern Asia is a no-win for everyone.

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:18:14 AM EDT

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Not branded that I've seen. Finders, keepers, amiright?

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Time for a polite "fix yer fuckin fence" talk

Are the cattle branded? How quickly can Ducksi erect a round pen? These are the important questions.

Not branded that I've seen. Finders, keepers, amiright?

Correct

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:18:17 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/7/2017 11:18:20 AM EDT

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She's not sane. That I can assure you.

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:18:30 AM EDT

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Wrong!

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:19:30 AM EDT

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Wrong!

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msu is correct

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:20:00 AM EDT

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Miracle whip is good salmon patty dip.

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:20:06 AM EDT

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Lol

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:20:27 AM EDT

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Getting close to yesterday's quota.

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:21:13 AM EDT

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Lets see if you still feel that way in a month or two.

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:21:19 AM EDT

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Nukes flying anywhere in eastern Asia is a no-win for everyone.

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Not even one little Davy Crockett aimed at Pyongyang?

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:23:03 AM EDT

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kelsey lol

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kelsey lol

Not judging, but isn't he a little old for you?

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:23:12 AM EDT

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Not even one little Davy Crockett aimed at Pyongyang?

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Death sentence for Seoul

I'm against it

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:24:24 AM EDT

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Sushi for brunch. Fuck yeah. Sushi. And brunch. On a Friday.

WWIII is working out pretty nice for me.

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:25:11 AM EDT

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#crossfit

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:25:44 AM EDT

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Death sentence for Seoul

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Wait what if we borrowed iron dome from Israel and set it up at the 38th first?

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:25:51 AM EDT

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Sushi for brunch. Fuck yeah. Sushi. And brunch. On a Friday.

WWIII is working out pretty nice for me.

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Posted: 4/7/2017 11:26:09 AM EDT

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Speaking of WWIII, is everyone all pissed off today because we decided to bomb different Syrians? Is that the crux of the butthurt?

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:26:43 AM EDT

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Sushi for brunch. Fuck yeah. Sushi. And brunch. On a Friday.

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Sushi is my fav

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:26:53 AM EDT

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Sushi for brunch. Fuck yeah. Sushi. And brunch. On a Friday.

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jealous

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:26:56 AM EDT

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Meanwhile, I'm sitting for a GIAC exam today.

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:27:25 AM EDT

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IWK.

Never had it.

Posted: 4/7/2017 11:27:27 AM EDT

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What's your favorite arm of our nuclear triad?

I think the subs are probably the most important but youtube videos of MITO B52s scrambling into the air is so hot. Especially B61 bombs. They're easily adjustable between their min and max strength so they're easily adaptable between tactical uses, making them the most likely to ever be used.

So hawt.