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Posted: 4/8/2017 11:50:36 AM EDT

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Aunt got the "next time we call you need to be at the hospital in 4 hrs. The liver is on the way" call last night.
Surgery starts in an hour

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Posted: 4/8/2017 11:51:10 AM EDT

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Not the kids.

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..oh

Posted: 4/8/2017 11:53:49 AM EDT

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there is nothing else in my gun room other than guns. anyone attempting to access it without my permission is a threat to my security and will perish

Posted: 4/8/2017 11:55:49 AM EDT

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Coffee is finished.

TIme to go get dangerous.

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And now we're in the ER

Posted: 4/8/2017 11:55:49 AM EDT

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..oh

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You could, but I'd advise against it.

Posted: 4/8/2017 11:56:12 AM EDT

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And now we're in the ER

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What happened?

Posted: 4/8/2017 11:59:14 AM EDT

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And now we're in the ER

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you're kidding, right?

Posted: 4/8/2017 12:00:38 PM EDT

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And now we're in the ER

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Hope everyone is okay.

Posted: 4/8/2017 12:05:51 PM EDT

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And now we're in the ER

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Oh no!

Posted: 4/8/2017 12:05:57 PM EDT

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And now we're in the ER

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Didn't take long.

Posted: 4/8/2017 12:09:34 PM EDT

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Man, you guys are easy to troll!

Either that, or it's too easy to believe I would AJ it.

Posted: 4/8/2017 12:10:21 PM EDT

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Wood is cut up and stacked. Will split it either in the fall, or more likely next spring as it should be ready for the fire pit by then.

Posted: 4/8/2017 12:10:24 PM EDT

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Man, you guys are easy to troll!

Either that, or it's too easy to believe I would AJ it.

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It's plausible with you

Posted: 4/8/2017 12:13:19 PM EDT

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It's plausible with you

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QFT

Posted: 4/8/2017 12:14:54 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/8/2017 12:15:44 PM EDT

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Although my back did NOT appreciate moving all of the wood.

What a pussy little bitch ass.

Posted: 4/8/2017 12:27:08 PM EDT

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Either I need to get over the damn cold or I need to get more sleep.

Probably both.

Posted: 4/8/2017 12:37:47 PM EDT

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You're going to have a chest cold the entire time you're in Basic.

Posted: 4/8/2017 12:42:09 PM EDT

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You're going to have a chest cold the entire time you're in Basic.

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Fantastic.

Posted: 4/8/2017 1:11:34 PM EDT

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there is nothing else in my gun room other than guns. anyone attempting to access it without my permission is a threat to my security and will perish

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There is nothing else in my sex dungeon other than sex.

Posted: 4/8/2017 1:12:13 PM EDT

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It's plausible with you

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Man, you guys are easy to troll!

Either that, or it's too easy to believe I would AJ it.

It's plausible with you

Plausible? Its a 70-30 split every time he touches something sharper than a boiled egg.

Posted: 4/8/2017 1:13:12 PM EDT

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You're going to have a chest cold the entire time you're in Basic.

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Gas chamber kinda helps clear up the congestion for a little bit though.

Posted: 4/8/2017 1:14:32 PM EDT

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Plausible? Its a 70-30 split every time he touches something sharper than a boiled egg.

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Man, you guys are easy to troll!

Either that, or it's too easy to believe I would AJ it.

It's plausible with you

Plausible? Its a 70-30 split every time he touches something sharper than a boiled egg.

Posted: 4/8/2017 1:16:36 PM EDT

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Gas chamber kinda helps clear up the congestion for a little bit though.

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You're going to have a chest cold the entire time you're in Basic.

Gas chamber kinda helps clear up the congestion for a little bit though.

We were all still trying to be able to see when our DS called us to formation. Of course we couldn't because we couldn't see. About half of us got there and got our rucks on to prepare to march to the next site. SInce it was only 1/2 of us, we all got dropped and smoked.

With our rucks on.

While still streaming mucus from every orifice on our bodies since our uniforms were covered in CS.

Ah, memories!

Posted: 4/8/2017 1:39:44 PM EDT

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holeeshit
the sun is out.
70 by Monday

Posted: 4/8/2017 1:58:33 PM EDT

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holeeshit
the sun is out.
70 by Monday

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Posted: 4/8/2017 1:59:36 PM EDT

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holeeshit
the sun is out.
70 by Monday

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Things are looking up here.

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Posted: 4/8/2017 2:26:32 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/8/2017 2:42:16 PM EDT

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I don't even like cats but that's one of my favorite gifs.

Posted: 4/8/2017 2:43:39 PM EDT

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Awake for a little bit.

Posted: 4/8/2017 2:54:17 PM EDT

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I guess I should go back to bed.

Posted: 4/8/2017 2:56:45 PM EDT

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I don't even like cats but that's one of my favorite gifs.

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I figured if I posted it you would show up.

Reminds me of my cat.

Posted: 4/8/2017 2:57:07 PM EDT

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I think I'm the only one around here.

Posted: 4/8/2017 3:00:45 PM EDT

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I don't even like cats but that's one of my favorite gifs.

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I don't even like cats but that's one of my favorite gifs.

Is there anything you like

Posted: 4/8/2017 3:03:20 PM EDT

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Is there anything you like

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Black girls?

Posted: 4/8/2017 3:09:32 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/8/2017 3:10:27 PM EDT

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Is there anything you like

Black girls?

All girls.
Gotta keep my options open.

Posted: 4/8/2017 3:19:53 PM EDT

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All girls.
Gotta keep my options open.

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Truer words have never been spoken.

Posted: 4/8/2017 3:37:03 PM EDT

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Stuff.

Posted: 4/8/2017 3:37:16 PM EDT

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And things.

Posted: 4/8/2017 3:41:54 PM EDT

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Have you ever tried the test strips?
https://www.amazon.com/Milkscreen-Detect-Alcohol-Breast-Strips/dp/B000UEA96G?tag=vglnk-c102-20

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Didn't have beer for two weeks. Now having beer. Beer tastes a million billion times better now.

Haven't had beer in 16 months. Going to be another year or so until I do.

Have you ever tried the test strips?
https://www.amazon.com/Milkscreen-Detect-Alcohol-Breast-Strips/dp/B000UEA96G?tag=vglnk-c102-20

Nah. Easier to just go without. I don't need it, and it isn't a big deal to just say no.

Posted: 4/8/2017 3:42:49 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/8/2017 3:46:00 PM EDT

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It's plausible with you

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Man, you guys are easy to troll!

Either that, or it's too easy to believe I would AJ it.

It's plausible with you

Yep. I bought it.

Posted: 4/8/2017 3:47:19 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/8/2017 3:48:15 PM EDT

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Yep. I bought it.

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Man, you guys are easy to troll!

Either that, or it's too easy to believe I would AJ it.

It's plausible with you

Yep. I bought it.

I might buy some.
What is it>

Posted: 4/8/2017 3:52:24 PM EDT

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Also I had a good chat with a <redacted> who had a <redacted> doing <redacted> and who's <redacted> was one of the people tasked with <redacted> and justice was dispatched without mercy.

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