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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:14:32 PM EDT
[#1]
I travel with wet wipes.
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:15:06 PM EDT
[#2]
LOL
No |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:15:40 PM EDT
[#3]
IBTP!...
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:15:44 PM EDT
[#4]
No, I wipe my ass with their towels and washcloths.
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:15:51 PM EDT
[#5]
I'm not picky, I'll use it...
If it was better, people would steal it. |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:16:08 PM EDT
[#6]
No...
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:16:27 PM EDT
[#7]
I wipe across the carpet.
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:16:28 PM EDT
[#8]
Do you bring hotel TP to your house?
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:16:37 PM EDT
[#9]
I travel with a metal spoon. I no longer trust paper. I rather scoop it out.
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:16:56 PM EDT
[#10]
I frequently travel and stay at hotels.
And always masturbate into the hand towels. |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:16:57 PM EDT
[#11]
No, I buy one ply for use at home. I just fold it over a few times and wipe my ass.
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:17:03 PM EDT
[#12]
No, but I do travel with my own plunger.
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:17:12 PM EDT
[#13]
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I'm not picky, I'll use it... If it was better, people would steal it. |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:17:21 PM EDT
[#14]
Go away, troll.
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:17:38 PM EDT
[#15]
I only stay at The Ritz Carlton; the toilet paper is simply divine. If you have the means, I highly suggest changing Hotel brands.
Good Day Sir. |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:18:06 PM EDT
[#16]
Yes, but I stay in hotels 5-6 nights a week, every week. If it was just one night I probably wouldn’t.
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:18:26 PM EDT
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No, I wipe my ass with their towels and washcloths. Also, 
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:18:35 PM EDT
[#18]
My ass isn't some sort of hipster millenial hole. I use what I have available.
Buncha nambypambies infesting gd. |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:18:38 PM EDT
[#19]
I don't stay a low class hotels that only have 1 ply.
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:19:19 PM EDT
[#20]
Why in the name of all the grains of sand in all the beaches and deserts of the world would I do that?
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:19:40 PM EDT
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IBTP!... 
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:20:10 PM EDT
[#22]
OP has hemorrhoids...
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:20:10 PM EDT
[#23]
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Do you bring hotel TP to your house? |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:20:11 PM EDT
[#24]
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LOL No Where do you come up with this stuff OP? 
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:21:04 PM EDT
[#25]
Voted!...
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:21:34 PM EDT
[#26]
As usual, peanut butter. Where do you come up with these off the wall questions? I must admit it it post whoring at it's best.
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:21:50 PM EDT
[#27]
Welcome to today's episode of "How To Spam a Forum With Inane Bullshit"
And here's your host fastblueR6!!!! |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:22:02 PM EDT
[#28]
I buy Scott 1-ply at home. Hotel TP cleans my starfish just fine.
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:22:44 PM EDT
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No, I wipe my ass with their towels and washcloths.  
GD never disappoints. |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:22:49 PM EDT
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IBTP!... In Before the...??? |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:22:54 PM EDT
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As usual, peanut butter. Where do you come up with these off the wall questions? I must admit it it post whoring at it's best. |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:22:55 PM EDT
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Just brought home the little bottle of hand lotion from a hotel in SF. Fuck that city... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'm not picky, I'll use it... If it was better, people would steal it. |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:23:08 PM EDT
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I travel with wet wipes. |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:23:10 PM EDT
[#34]
No, I go to nicer hotels where they have TP, and they don't even put padlocks on the rolls.
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:23:39 PM EDT
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In Before the Plies? In Before the...??? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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IBTP!... In Before the...??? |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:24:41 PM EDT
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Bad news, that wasn't hand lotion! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'm not picky, I'll use it... If it was better, people would steal it.  ......damnit |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:25:02 PM EDT
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Just pressure wash your ass with the detachable shower head.
This is 101 level stuff brother. If your hotel doesn't have a detachable shower head you need to upgrade. Wyndham Bonnet Creek in Orlando for example is what you seek. It's more like a fully furnished condo than a hotel. The Jacuzzi in the master bath is nice after a long day. |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:25:14 PM EDT
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No, but I do travel with my own plunger. 
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:25:40 PM EDT
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Go away, troll. |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:26:23 PM EDT
[#40]
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Just pressure wash your ass with the detachable shower head. This is 101 level stuff brother. If your hotel doesn't have a detachable shower head you need to upgrade. Wyndham Bonnet Creek in Orlando for example is what you seek. It's more like a fully furnished condo than a hotel. The Jacuzzi in the master bath is nice after a long day. |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:26:30 PM EDT
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I only stay at The Ritz Carlton; the toilet paper is simply divine. If you have the means, I highly suggest changing Hotel brands. Good Day Sir. |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:26:41 PM EDT
[#42]
Poop thread!
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:27:32 PM EDT
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My ass isn't some sort of hipster millenial hole. I use what I have available. Buncha nambypambies infesting gd. Quoted:
I don't stay a low class hotels that only have 1 ply. |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:28:55 PM EDT
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I frequently travel and stay at hotels. And always masturbate into the hand towels. |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:30:24 PM EDT
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As usual, peanut butter. Where do you come up with these off the wall questions? I must admit it it post whoring at it's best. I never have been, nor ever will be a post whore! I'm just curious! I also have many random thoughts. It feels great to share these random thoughts with my Arfcom Bros! |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:31:06 PM EDT
[#46]
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Welcome to today's episode of "How To Spam a Forum With Inane Bullshit" And here's your host fastblueR6!!!! |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:31:46 PM EDT
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Voted 'no' because I use a portable ring rinser, fill from the tap and blast away, so paper type/ply/quality is mostly irrelevant.
One jet wash is enough but why not rinse and repeat several times and make a night of it eh ? |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:32:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Why not just pressure wash your asshole with the jacuzzi jets. There is a natural order for this sort of thing: 1) Power wash your ass in the shower. 2) Float in the lazy river (on site). 3) Massage your stress away in the Jacuzzi, preferably with bourbon. |
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:33:03 PM EDT
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Bad news, that wasn't hand lotion! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'm not picky, I'll use it... If it was better, people would steal it. 
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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:34:18 PM EDT
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I don’t stay in the kind of hotels that have poor toilet paper.
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