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Link Posted: 7/11/2018 6:52:14 AM EDT
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The Bedroom.
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Well duh.
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Sure, as long as there's beer involved
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IN!
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Im kinda drunk. Long story...
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*Grabs popcorn*
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How bout no
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Ok
Link Posted: 7/11/2018 6:54:49 AM EDT
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Morning all
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James woke me up at 3 wanting to see mommy

I didn't get back to sleep
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AJ's always been a splendid slut.
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SOONER
I need to hurry up and get to 100k before you get to 200k
You have a 600+ post count cushion.

You'll make it, easily.
Unless you became a splendid slut
AJ's always been a splendid slut.
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One of these things is not like the other one
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kill him at night with no witnesses

we will say nothing

nothing
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I'm trying to be nicer to almost everyone.
One of these things is not like the other one
He did say ALMOST.
Link Posted: 7/11/2018 6:59:46 AM EDT
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It feels like I'm the only one posting, am I the only one posting?
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I'm here now, but I wasn't here then.
Link Posted: 7/11/2018 6:59:50 AM EDT
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Nice view
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Good morning
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Another day, another early morning job site.
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Ahh, the old "Ever since you were here" guy
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Did a job for one of "those" customers.  Trampled his bushes, wants $100 for them.  Roll my eyes, but whatever.

Says today (we did the job last week) there's a gas leak.  Send a tech, find a leak in a part of the line we didn't touch, fix it.  Calls/emails me around 7-ish saying the gas company just left, and they shut the gas off to his house because there's still a leak.  Wants it fixed ASAP.

Send out the on call tech, and guess what?

NO LEAK

Seeing as how he was wanting to discuss a discount based on being inconvenienced with not being able to cook or have hot water (turns out his water heaters are electric) I wonder what he would say if I wanted to discuss billing him for the after hours call?
Ahh, the old "Ever since you were here" guy
Yep.
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I said I'd be useless this week, twerking hard.
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Slackers.
I said I'd be useless this week, twerking hard.
You may not be able to slut during the day, but you should be able to slut all night long.
Link Posted: 7/11/2018 7:02:19 AM EDT
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Small, easy rig up with 2" / 150 flange. Thank you, God.
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SSDD, You?
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About the same.
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Good morning.
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Later
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You may not be able to slut during the day, but you should be able to slut all night long.
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Slackers.
I said I'd be useless this week, twerking hard.
You may not be able to slut during the day, but you should be able to slut all night long.
Gotta sleep sometime.

Did you get the texts? You never confirmed.
Link Posted: 7/11/2018 7:05:02 AM EDT
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You’re a discount
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I am normally found in the $0.99 bin
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My gf 21 yo daughter had an "episode" last night. Medical. She's ok. Kids these days...



Short story is short.
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Nothing but time
My gf 21 yo daughter had an "episode" last night. Medical. She's ok. Kids these days...



Short story is short.
Jeez.
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Gotta sleep sometime.

Did you get the texts? You never confirmed.
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Slackers.
I said I'd be useless this week, twerking hard.
You may not be able to slut during the day, but you should be able to slut all night long.
Gotta sleep sometime.

Did you get the texts? You never confirmed.
That just ain't right.
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"Hey Bixby, block Gadget"
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You chant war cries when you're sharing intimate time with her. Don't you?

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Jeez.
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Nothing but time
My gf 21 yo daughter had an "episode" last night. Medical. She's ok. Kids these days...



Short story is short.
Jeez.
It's ok now. Scare is over.

Thanks.
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Mornin'
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Another day, another early morning job site.
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Another day another dollar nickel
Link Posted: 7/11/2018 7:26:14 AM EDT
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That just ain't right.
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Slackers.
I said I'd be useless this week, twerking hard.
You may not be able to slut during the day, but you should be able to slut all night long.
Gotta sleep sometime.

Did you get the texts? You never confirmed.
That just ain't right.
That shit is fucking hilarious
Link Posted: 7/11/2018 7:30:35 AM EDT
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Slackers.
I said I'd be useless this week, twerking hard.
https://i.imgur.com/aUDyRRI.jpg
Not this week, at least.
Link Posted: 7/11/2018 7:31:43 AM EDT
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Your absence was noticed
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It feels like I'm the only one posting, am I the only one posting?
I'm here now, but I wasn't here then.
Your absence was noticed
Link Posted: 7/11/2018 7:32:43 AM EDT
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That shit is fucking hilarious
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Slackers.
I said I'd be useless this week, twerking hard.
You may not be able to slut during the day, but you should be able to slut all night long.
Gotta sleep sometime.

Did you get the texts? You never confirmed.
That just ain't right.
That shit is fucking hilarious
It had to have been done on purpose.

By me, in a previous life.
Link Posted: 7/11/2018 7:33:44 AM EDT
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About the same.
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SSDD, You?
About the same.
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NJ Advance Media for NJ.com

A man returned to his Newark home Monday night to find his wife and the mechanic she was having sex with dead after they were overcome by carbon monoxide in the couple's garage, a police department source told NJ Advance Media.

The 39-year-old woman was apparently paying for work on her car by having sex with the 56-year-old mechanic, the source said.
Link Posted: 7/11/2018 7:37:27 AM EDT
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NJ Advance Media for NJ.com

A man returned to his Newark home Monday night to find his wife and the mechanic she was having sex with dead after they were overcome by carbon monoxide in the couple's garage, a police department source told NJ Advance Media.

The 39-year-old woman was apparently paying for work on her car by having sex with the 56-year-old mechanic, the source said.
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Note to rex.
Turn the truck off.
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