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Ahh, the old "Ever since you were here" guy View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Did a job for one of "those" customers. Trampled his bushes, wants $100 for them. Roll my eyes, but whatever. Says today (we did the job last week) there's a gas leak. Send a tech, find a leak in a part of the line we didn't touch, fix it. Calls/emails me around 7-ish saying the gas company just left, and they shut the gas off to his house because there's still a leak. Wants it fixed ASAP. Send out the on call tech, and guess what? NO LEAK Seeing as how he was wanting to discuss a discount based on being inconvenienced with not being able to cook or have hot water (turns out his water heaters are electric) I wonder what he would say if I wanted to discuss billing him for the after hours call? |
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You may not be able to slut during the day, but you should be able to slut all night long. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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My gf 21 yo daughter had an "episode" last night. Medical. She's ok. Kids these days... Short story is short. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes |
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Gotta sleep sometime. Did you get the texts? You never confirmed. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes |
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https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/468452/20180709_165630-604076.jpg https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/468452/20180709_165453-604077.jpg The Bedroom. View Quote |
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Quoted: Him: I want mommy Me: Mommy's on a work trip, go to sleep Him: I want to see mommy on your watch (there's a picture of her on the watch and he always says "goodnight mommy I love you" when he sees it) Me: I don't have my watch on, you just woke me up, go back to sleep Him: I have boogies Me: gets a wipe and wipes his nose and eyes Him: I need my covers Me: arranges the 6 sheets/blankets in the order he likes Him: I need my lullabies Me: Turns the lullabies on Him: Good night daddy, I love you |
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NJ Advance Media for NJ.com
A man returned to his Newark home Monday night to find his wife and the mechanic she was having sex with dead after they were overcome by carbon monoxide in the couple's garage, a police department source told NJ Advance Media. The 39-year-old woman was apparently paying for work on her car by having sex with the 56-year-old mechanic, the source said. |
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NJ Advance Media for NJ.com A man returned to his Newark home Monday night to find his wife and the mechanic she was having sex with dead after they were overcome by carbon monoxide in the couple's garage, a police department source told NJ Advance Media. The 39-year-old woman was apparently paying for work on her car by having sex with the 56-year-old mechanic, the source said. View Quote Turn the truck off. |
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