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Posted: 6/6/2012 12:28:47 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:31:09 PM EST
[#1]
Is that one of those peartatos?

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:32:27 PM EST
[#2]
No. I don't get it.
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:32:29 PM EST
[#3]
18 will get you 82?
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:32:56 PM EST
[#4]
I don't get it......
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:33:10 PM EST
[#5]








the answer is "tow strap"



 
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:33:15 PM EST
[#6]
Newp.
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:34:01 PM EST
[#7]
no soap radio
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:34:05 PM EST
[#8]
Stake and potato?
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:35:07 PM EST
[#9]
This is either going to be a bunch of people going OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.



Or going "....."
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:35:23 PM EST
[#10]
For those that get it, could you post the answer in one of those spoiler boxes?
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:35:49 PM EST
[#11]
Sorry. Nada.
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:36:03 PM EST
[#12]
Yes !
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:38:18 PM EST
[#13]




Quoted:

Is that one of those peartatos?



Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile




I rost.





If OP had included your wit, I could have voted Yes.
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:38:26 PM EST
[#14]
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:38:57 PM EST
[#15]
The inside ARF number was reduced by 5...
 
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:39:15 PM EST
[#16]
hmm... Mississippi humor... we could be here all day.
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:39:30 PM EST
[#17]
OMG, that's hilarious!
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:40:20 PM EST
[#18]
ROFL DIRT FLAGS!!!

/easily amused
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:41:24 PM EST
[#19]
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:41:25 PM EST
[#20]

 
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:41:40 PM EST
[#21]
Quoted:
OMG, that's hilarious!


Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:42:29 PM EST
[#22]
Quoted:
I don't get it......


Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:44:04 PM EST
[#23]
Not.
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:45:07 PM EST
[#24]
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:45:08 PM EST
[#25]
no clue.
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:45:36 PM EST
[#26]
Quoted:
For those that get it, could you post the answer in one of those spoiler boxes?


I need it too.

Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:46:15 PM EST
[#27]
Quoted:
Stake and potato?


You sir, may have won the internetz.

Stand by for OP.
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:46:44 PM EST
[#28]
People in MS are weird it seems.
 
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:49:32 PM EST
[#29]
pear a sail?

.......

Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:49:32 PM EST
[#30]
8-1 + 8-2 = a pair of 8s, or simply, a PEAR????
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:51:58 PM EST
[#31]
Did someone finally learn to count to potato?
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:52:45 PM EST
[#32]



Quoted:


8-1 + 8-2 = a pair of 8s, or simply, a PEAR????


No, you must go in order so (8-1) + (8-2) = 13 or Potato since potatos are number 13 on the Periodic Table Of Vegetables

 
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:53:13 PM EST
[#33]
The joke is making everyone try to figure out the joke when there is no joke.
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:54:00 PM EST
[#34]
Where are the surveyors and engineers? This is funny stuff.
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:54:56 PM EST
[#35]
Cleveland 117, San Antonio 109
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:55:54 PM EST
[#36]
what
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:57:56 PM EST
[#37]


Some people in the world have a good sense of humor.

Others post shit like the OP did.


Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:58:27 PM EST
[#38]
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 12:59:57 PM EST
[#39]
the plane on the treadmill won't fly, or will it?



 
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 1:02:09 PM EST
[#40]
Quoted:
hmm... Mississippi humor... we could be here all day.




Dude, trust me.  I am as lost as you are...  
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 1:07:35 PM EST
[#41]
Everyone stand back, the surveyor has arrived.  And I get it.
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 1:09:34 PM EST
[#42]
Quoted:
Everyone stand back, the surveyor has arrived.  And I get it.


Enlighten us
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 1:10:16 PM EST
[#43]
Quoted:
Everyone stand back, the surveyor has arrived.  And I get it.


Is it funny?
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 1:17:07 PM EST
[#44]
It's stationing, the distance down a road 81+00  would be 8100 feet, 81+50 would be 8150 feet.  +00 is often referred to as ball or a pair.  So what we have here is 81+ a pear).  Nothing left to see here. Please disperse quietly and return to your homes and remain inside until further notice.
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 1:18:39 PM EST
[#45]
Quoted:

Quoted:
8-1 + 8-2 = a pair of 8s, or simply, a PEAR????

No, you must go in order so (8-1) + (8-2) = 13 or Potato since potatos are number 13 on the Periodic Table Of Vegetables  


There aren't any parenthesis there, you can't just add them in and ignore the order of operations.

8-1 + 8-2 = 8 - 9 - 2 = -1 - 2 = -3

-3 is asparagus, not potato.
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 1:19:14 PM EST
[#46]
Quoted:
It's stationing, the distance down a road 81+00  would be 8100 feet, 81+50 would be 8150 feet.  +00 is often referred to as ball or a pair.  So what we have here is 81+ a pear).  Nothing left to see here. Please disperse quietly and return to your homes and remain inside until further notice.

I was less disappointed before the joke was explained.



Link Posted: 6/6/2012 1:19:36 PM EST
[#47]
That's not only not funny, it's sick.
 
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 1:20:59 PM EST
[#48]



Quoted:


It's stationing, the distance down a road 81+00  would be 8100 feet, 81+50 would be 8150 feet.  +00 is often referred to as ball or a pair.  So what we have here is 81+ a pear).  Nothing left to see here. Please disperse quietly and return to your homes and remain inside until further notice.


Oh.........................................................................<crickets>........................................................................................

 
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 1:22:23 PM EST
[#49]
Quoted:
Quoted:
It's stationing, the distance down a road 81+00  would be 8100 feet, 81+50 would be 8150 feet.  +00 is often referred to as ball or a pair.  So what we have here is 81+ a pear).  Nothing left to see here. Please disperse quietly and return to your homes and remain inside until further notice.

I was less disappointed before the joke was explained.





Agreed.
Link Posted: 6/6/2012 1:22:33 PM EST
[#50]
Choke yourself...
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