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Posted: 12/2/2018 9:10:23 AM EDT
If it's part of your religion, just vote pie please.
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When single?
I always had a few fallbacks if my usual went ape. Now that i’m married? Absolutely not in 22 years. |
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I voted “pie” because you didn’t have an option for “not anymore”.
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Missionary position can get boring, sometimes I do her while she is on her side.
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I'm married now.
When I was around 30 I dated one gal for 3.5 years, dated another 2.5 years of that 3.5 and went out with about ten others in that 2.5 year timeframe. I was fat, bald and had a simple security job. No excuse for these damn kids for not getting laid ![]() |
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Nope if things got so bad I needed a different piece of ass I'd get a divorce.
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No.
I guess I could troll through Sun City or The Villages and find one but my golf cart won't make it that far. |
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I sometimes jack it with the left.
Sometimes the two go at it at the same time ![]() |
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Not anymore. I haven't for years. I won't say how many years.
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I am a dedicated husband, so not just no, fuck no, married 30+ years to my best friend and I sure as hell don't want to mess that up!
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Nah.
When I was single? I had about 30 side up down left right chicks. In a relationship as I am now? Nope. Wouldn’t fuck around on her. |
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Yep.
![]() Bad Religion - I Love My Computer - The New America |
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No way. I wouldn't screw around on my wife if Sofia Vergara herself was after me.
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GD: "Fucking liberal faggots have eroded morality to the point that it's impossible to find good women now. Tinder isn't finding me anything but whores".
Also GD: "I really,really love whores". |
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Never have and never will. Honestly, anyone that has time for a "side chick" is doing life wrong in one way or another, but hey, you're free to live life poorly, no skin off my butt.
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Nope, my wife is awesome and don't feel the need for meaningless sex with a woman I don't love.
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Hell no. And If something happens to my wife I will finish my time on earth hunting, fishing,traveling, and doing what the fuck I want when I want.
It’s been a good 23 years but I won’t do it again. |
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One is all I can afford both emotionally and economically. I have no desire for two.
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She has mentioned finding me a side chick because I want to fuck way more often than she does.
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I probably would if I could get away with it.
![]() But there's no way I could keep it up and it wouldn't be worth the consequences. |
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These guys are thinking screaming hot monkey sex. They don’t want to hear about two old women making out and groping each other in the parking lot at Penelope’s Tea Room.
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My wife is actually the girl I’ve always wanted, so no, why eff it up?
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Umm ... kinda. Particularly if the two chicks were librarians. ![]() |
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