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Posted: 12/2/2018 9:10:23 AM EDT
If it's part of your religion, just vote pie please.
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:13:16 AM EDT
[#1]
MGTOW, so they’re all on the side
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:14:43 AM EDT
[#2]
I think your results are gonna be skewed.
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:16:09 AM EDT
[#3]
No vote for looking for one?
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:16:46 AM EDT
[#4]
When single?
I always had a few fallbacks if my usual went ape.

Now that i’m married?
Absolutely not in 22 years.
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:16:54 AM EDT
[#5]
I voted “pie” because you didn’t have an option for “not anymore”.
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:17:45 AM EDT
[#6]
Missionary position can get boring, sometimes I do her while she is on her side.
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:17:54 AM EDT
[#7]
I'm married now.

When I was around 30 I dated one gal for 3.5 years, dated another 2.5 years of that 3.5 and went out with about ten others in that 2.5 year timeframe.

I was fat, bald and had a simple security job.  No excuse for these damn kids for not getting laid
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:21:48 AM EDT
[#8]
Yes, one for each side...

Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:22:46 AM EDT
[#9]
No, I do have a bottom bitch, though.
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:24:02 AM EDT
[#10]
Dat FPNI.
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:25:14 AM EDT
[#11]
Nope if things got so bad I needed a different piece of ass I'd get a divorce.
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:25:19 AM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:26:16 AM EDT
[#13]
My shitty marriage is coming to an end, sooo....
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:28:39 AM EDT
[#14]
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:28:54 AM EDT
[#15]
I have a massive need to keep crossing the  road
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:28:55 AM EDT
[#16]
I sometimes jack it with the left.

Sometimes the two go at it at the same time
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:32:38 AM EDT
[#17]
Umm ... kinda.
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:34:17 AM EDT
[#18]
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+1
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:36:27 AM EDT
[#19]
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:37:19 AM EDT
[#20]
I am a dedicated husband, so not just no, fuck no, married 30+ years to my best friend and I sure as hell don't want to mess that up!

Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:38:53 AM EDT
[#21]
I can barely keep up with one chick.
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:39:13 AM EDT
[#22]
Nah.

When I was single? I had about 30 side up down left right chicks.

In a relationship as I am now? Nope. Wouldn’t fuck around on her.
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:39:23 AM EDT
[#23]
Yep.

Bad Religion - I Love My Computer - The New America
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:39:53 AM EDT
[#24]
I’m married so No.
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:40:09 AM EDT
[#25]
No way.  I wouldn't screw around on my wife if Sofia Vergara herself was after me.
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:40:44 AM EDT
[#26]
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No way.  I wouldn't screw around on my wife if Sofia Vergara herself was after me.
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What about with me
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:42:30 AM EDT
[#27]
GD: "Fucking liberal faggots have eroded morality to the point that it's impossible to find good women now. Tinder isn't finding me anything but whores".
Also GD: "I really,really love whores".
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:42:51 AM EDT
[#28]
Never have and never will. Honestly, anyone that has time for a "side chick" is doing life wrong in one way or another, but hey, you're free to live life poorly, no skin off my butt.
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:43:03 AM EDT
[#29]
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I am a dedicated husband, so not just no, fuck no, married 30+ years to my best friend and I sure as hell don't want to mess that up!

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Same
And as a RN I am surrounded by them daily.
I am just about done with the wifes training anyway.

Took 32 years, but so close.
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:43:08 AM EDT
[#30]
Even as shitty as my marriage can be, no...
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:43:59 AM EDT
[#31]
Nope, my wife is awesome and don't feel the need for meaningless sex with a woman I don't love.
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:44:24 AM EDT
[#32]
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When single?
I always had a few fallbacks if my usual went ape.

Now that i’m married?
Absolutely not in 22 years.
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... A variation of this.
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:45:21 AM EDT
[#33]
My left hand.
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:46:02 AM EDT
[#34]
I could never cheat on my waifu
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:46:36 AM EDT
[#35]
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GD: "Fucking liberal faggots have eroded morality to the point that it's impossible to find good women now. Tinder isn't finding me anything but whores".
Also GD: "I really,really love whores".
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Who doesn’t love to complain?
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:50:43 AM EDT
[#36]
Hell no. And If something happens to my wife I will finish my time on earth hunting, fishing,traveling, and doing what the fuck I want when I want.

It’s been a good 23 years but I won’t do it again.
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:51:25 AM EDT
[#37]
No

I’ve had the opportunity, but I don’t cheat
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 9:54:05 AM EDT
[#38]
Been serially monogamous pretty much all my life.
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 10:04:12 AM EDT
[#39]
Nope.
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 10:04:47 AM EDT
[#40]
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Yes, one for each side...

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Sadly this for me
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 10:06:56 AM EDT
[#41]
One is all I can afford both emotionally and economically. I have no desire for two.
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 10:07:58 AM EDT
[#42]
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No.

I guess I could troll through Sun City or The Villages and find one but my golf cart won't make it that far.
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I hear the babes there will make you cry when you pee.
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 10:10:04 AM EDT
[#43]
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Umm ... kinda.
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...the best post got ignored...!

Me? No side chick (or dude, or tranny - hey, it’s 2018) but I have had offers.
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 10:10:06 AM EDT
[#44]
She has mentioned finding me a side chick because I want to fuck way more often than she does.  
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 10:10:47 AM EDT
[#45]
In my younger days, yes.

Now? lol

Link Posted: 12/2/2018 10:13:35 AM EDT
[#46]
Capn, is that you?
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 10:18:26 AM EDT
[#47]
I probably would if I could get away with it.

But there's no way I could keep it up and it wouldn't be worth the consequences.
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 10:34:38 AM EDT
[#48]
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...the best post got ignored...!
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Quoted:
Umm ... kinda.
...the best post got ignored...!
These guys are thinking screaming hot monkey sex. They don’t want to hear about two old women making out and groping each other in the parking lot at Penelope’s Tea Room.
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 10:36:32 AM EDT
[#49]
My wife is actually the girl I’ve always wanted, so no, why eff it up?
Link Posted: 12/2/2018 10:41:04 AM EDT
[#50]
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These guys are thinking screaming hot monkey sex. They don't want to hear about two old women making out and groping each other in the parking lot at Penelope's Tea Room.
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Umm ... kinda.
...the best post got ignored...!
These guys are thinking screaming hot monkey sex. They don't want to hear about two old women making out and groping each other in the parking lot at Penelope's Tea Room.
That's where you are wrong kiddo.

Particularly if the two chicks were librarians.  
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