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Don't blame me. It's these new low flow toilets. The old ones you could flush a doxen puppeh. Im going to have to re-read the bible, i never got that impressions before.... |
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wow, wtf
atf gonna come shoot my dag, going full out burst mode here |
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wow, wtf atf gonna come shoot my dag, going full out burst mode here |
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It was lost in the translation from its original Aramaic. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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God intended the flushing of puppehs? Im going to have to re-read the bible, i never got that impressions before.... that makes more sense |
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Well, that was exciting. OUr neighbor knocked on our side door, and asked us if we had lost a turtle. I said nope, she asked if I was sure. So, I went out to see why she thought it was ours. http://i64.tinypic.com/3090xs9.jpg And to give you an idea how big it actually was, this is my hand on it. http://i66.tinypic.com/erhe7k.jpg Turns out it belongs to new neighbors, and had gotten out, and decided to go on a tour of his new neighborhood. It's some sort of African tortoise. View Quote |
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Cool turtle. While it's clearly not a snapper, sometimes those thing have impressive reach... I wouldn't put my hand on it. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Well, that was exciting. OUr neighbor knocked on our side door, and asked us if we had lost a turtle. I said nope, she asked if I was sure. So, I went out to see why she thought it was ours. http://i64.tinypic.com/3090xs9.jpg And to give you an idea how big it actually was, this is my hand on it. http://i66.tinypic.com/erhe7k.jpg Turns out it belongs to new neighbors, and had gotten out, and decided to go on a tour of his new neighborhood. It's some sort of African tortoise. |
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I fantasized about doing that every Critical Mass ride View Quote The only times we were dicks about traffic laws were if the group started passing through an intersection and the lights changed before the rest of the group was through. We mostly stuck to minor streets and didn't take up more than one lane. One time a bike cop gave tickets to two riders for not having headlights/taillights (even though it was several hours from sunset). When one of the ticketees pointed out that the bike cop didn't have them either, she nearly got a resisting arrest charge |
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it's true. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/IOLnJRCY7jU/hqdefault.jpghttps://assets.rbl.ms/195305/980x.jpg https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/c3/63/ea/c363eab82a8bf24c2e1e1892e6880b4e.jpg View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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you can never trust a turtle, they are all out to get you https://i.ytimg.com/vi/IOLnJRCY7jU/hqdefault.jpghttps://assets.rbl.ms/195305/980x.jpg https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/c3/63/ea/c363eab82a8bf24c2e1e1892e6880b4e.jpg flesh eating monster |
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I've been unproductive today.
Went for a short run, made brekkie for the family, cleaned 2 guns I didn't get to yesterday, watch part of a hockey game and took a nap. Now I'm shopping for plates to go with my new carrier. I have no idea what I'm doing in that regard, though. |
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I used to ride in Critical Mass The only times we were dicks about traffic laws were if the group started passing through an intersection and the lights changed before the rest of the group was through. We mostly stuck to minor streets and didn't take up more than one lane. One time a bike cop gave tickets to two riders for not having headlights/taillights (even though it was several hours from sunset). When one of the ticketees pointed out that the bike cop didn't have them either, she nearly got a resisting arrest charge View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I fantasized about doing that every Critical Mass ride The only times we were dicks about traffic laws were if the group started passing through an intersection and the lights changed before the rest of the group was through. We mostly stuck to minor streets and didn't take up more than one lane. One time a bike cop gave tickets to two riders for not having headlights/taillights (even though it was several hours from sunset). When one of the ticketees pointed out that the bike cop didn't have them either, she nearly got a resisting arrest charge just park their bikes and block the streets jackasses |
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God once flushed almost the entire world. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes In 1983, a team of deeply pious scientists conducted a radical experiment in an undisclosed facility. The scientists had theorized that a human without access to any senses or ways to perceive stimuli would be able to perceive the presence of God. They believed that the five senses clouded our awareness of eternity, and without them, a human could actually establish contact with God by thought. An elderly man who claimed to have “nothing to left to live for” was the only test subject to volunteer. To purge him of all his senses, the scientists performed a complex operation in which every sensory nerve connection to the brain was surgically severed. Although the test subject retained full muscular function, he could not see, hear, taste, smell, or feel. With no possible way to communicate with or even sense the outside world, he was alone with his thoughts.
Scientists monitored him as he spoke aloud about his state of mind in jumbled, slurred sentences that he couldn’t even hear. After four days, the man claimed to be hearing hushed, unintelligible voices in his head. Assuming it was an onset of psychosis, the scientists paid little attention to the man’s concerns. Two days later, the man cried that he could hear his dead wife speaking with him, and even more, he could communicate back. The scientists were intrigued, but were not convinced until the subject started naming dead relatives of the scientists. He repeated personal information to the scientists that only their dead spouses and parents would have known. At this point, a sizable portion of scientists left the study. After a week of conversing with the deceased through his thoughts, the subject became distressed, saying the voices were overwhelming. In every waking moment, his consciousness was bombarded by hundreds of voices that refused to leave him alone. He frequently threw himself against the wall, trying to elicit a pain response. He begged the scientists for sedatives, so he could escape the voices by sleeping. This tactic worked for three days, until he started having severe night terrors. The subject repeatedly said that he could see and hear the deceased in his dreams. Only a day later, the subject began to scream and claw at his nonfunctional eyes, hoping to sense something in the physical world. The hysterical subject now said the voices of the dead were deafening and hostile, speaking of hell and the end of the world. At one point, he yelled “No heaven, no forgiveness” for five hours straight. He continually begged to be killed, but the scientists were convinced that he was close to establishing contact with God. After another day, the subject could no longer form coherent sentences. Seemingly mad, he started to bite off chunks of flesh from his arm. The scientists rushed into the test chamber and restrained him to a table so he could not kill himself. After a few hours of being tied down, the subject halted his struggling and screaming. He stared blankly at the ceiling as teardrops silently streaked across his face. For two weeks, the subject had to be manually rehydrated due to the constant crying. Eventually, he turned his head and, despite his blindness, made focused eye contact with a scientist for the first time in the study. He whispered “I have spoken with God, and he has abandoned us” and his vital signs stopped. There was no apparent cause of death. |
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I feel like cooking an awesome dinner tomorrow, what should I make?
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