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Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:15:20 PM EDT
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As God intended.
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Don't blame me.
It's these new low flow toilets.
The old ones you could flush a doxen puppeh.
As God intended.
God intended the flushing of puppehs?

Im going to have to re-read the bible, i never got that impressions before....
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:16:56 PM EDT
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Is that going in or out?
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either way its impressive
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:17:15 PM EDT
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either way its impressive
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:17:24 PM EDT
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either way its impressive
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:17:25 PM EDT
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either way its impressive
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:17:26 PM EDT
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either way its impressive
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:18:28 PM EDT
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wow, wtf


atf gonna come shoot my dag, going full out burst mode here
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:19:32 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:20:08 PM EDT
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God intended the flushing of puppehs?

Im going to have to re-read the bible, i never got that impressions before....
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It was lost in the translation from its original Aramaic.






Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:20:43 PM EDT
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https://media.giphy.com/media/9umH7yTO8gLYY/giphy.gif
pretty much
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:21:34 PM EDT
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It was lost in the translation from its original Aramaic.






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God intended the flushing of puppehs?

Im going to have to re-read the bible, i never got that impressions before....
It was lost in the translation from its original Aramaic.






Ahhh...
that makes more sense
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:22:03 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:23:06 PM EDT
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Well, that was exciting.

OUr neighbor knocked on our side door, and asked us if we had lost a turtle.  I said nope, she asked if I was sure.  So, I went out to see why she thought it was ours.

http://i64.tinypic.com/3090xs9.jpg

And to give you an idea how big it actually was, this is my hand on it.

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Turns out it belongs to new neighbors, and had gotten out, and decided to go on a tour of his new neighborhood.  It's some sort of African tortoise.
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Cool turtle. While it's clearly not a snapper, sometimes those thing have impressive reach... I wouldn't put my hand on it.
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:23:20 PM EDT
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33800
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:24:40 PM EDT
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Afternoon.
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Sulcata, I think.
It gets bigger.
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Ding dang.



I guess they do!
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:24:56 PM EDT
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Yay
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:24:57 PM EDT
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Cool turtle. While it's clearly not a snapper, sometimes those thing have impressive reach... I wouldn't put my hand on it.
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Well, that was exciting.

OUr neighbor knocked on our side door, and asked us if we had lost a turtle.  I said nope, she asked if I was sure.  So, I went out to see why she thought it was ours.

http://i64.tinypic.com/3090xs9.jpg

And to give you an idea how big it actually was, this is my hand on it.

http://i66.tinypic.com/erhe7k.jpg

Turns out it belongs to new neighbors, and had gotten out, and decided to go on a tour of his new neighborhood.  It's some sort of African tortoise.
Cool turtle. While it's clearly not a snapper, sometimes those thing have impressive reach... I wouldn't put my hand on it.
you can never trust a turtle, they are all out to get you
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:25:27 PM EDT
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Afternoon.
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Evening
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:25:28 PM EDT
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indeed
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:25:48 PM EDT
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Afternoon.
Evening
Morning?
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:25:57 PM EDT
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fix your avatar situation you dildohole
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:26:07 PM EDT
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you can never trust a turtle, they are all out to get you
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Much like cats.
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:26:11 PM EDT
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get an avatar you dildo
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:26:20 PM EDT
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And small children.
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:27:29 PM EDT
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Yeah, I guess it kind of is evening isn't it?
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:27:39 PM EDT
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Dildos everywhere
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:27:45 PM EDT
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it's true.  


Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:28:02 PM EDT
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I fantasized about doing that every Critical Mass ride
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I used to ride in Critical Mass



The only times we were dicks about traffic laws were if the group started passing through an intersection and the lights changed before the rest of the group was through. We mostly stuck to minor streets and didn't take up more than one lane.

One time a bike cop gave tickets to two riders for not having headlights/taillights (even though it was several hours from sunset). When one of the ticketees pointed out that the bike cop didn't have them either, she nearly got a resisting arrest charge
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:28:45 PM EDT
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I'd rather it be afternoon. I haven't left the house all day though. Fucking rain.
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:28:52 PM EDT
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get an avatar you dildo
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Maybe I'll get around to finding one tonight.
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:29:18 PM EDT
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Holy shit what's the story behind that?
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Assholes colliding. Big group of bikes decides to take over the roads, driver decides to mete out justice.
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:29:22 PM EDT
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God intended the flushing of puppehs?

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Don't blame me.
It's these new low flow toilets.
The old ones you could flush a doxen puppeh.
As God intended.
God intended the flushing of puppehs?

Im going to have to re-read the bible, i never got that impressions before....
God once flushed almost the entire world.
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:30:22 PM EDT
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Much like cats.
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Much like cats.
And the government
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:30:37 PM EDT
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I'd rather it be afternoon. I haven't left the house all day though. Fucking rain.
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I've been at work since six this morning, still have an hour to go. Tired today.
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:32:26 PM EDT
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And the government
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drone strikes ftw
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:33:07 PM EDT
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fix your avatar situation you dildohole
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fix your avatar situation you dildohole
i dont know how to re-size gifs

phurba is looking into it for me
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:33:57 PM EDT
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false, cats are awesome
and they eat mice
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:34:19 PM EDT
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Yeah, I guess it kind of is evening isn't it?
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Yeah, I guess it kind of is evening isn't it?
it is indeed
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:34:49 PM EDT
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agreed
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:34:55 PM EDT
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Don't blame me.
It's these new low flow toilets.
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Dachshund

But just say weiner dog.
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:35:12 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:36:14 PM EDT
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I've been unproductive today.

Went for a short run, made brekkie for the family, cleaned 2 guns I didn't get to yesterday, watch part of a hockey game and took a nap.

Now I'm shopping for plates to go with my new carrier. I have no idea what I'm doing in that regard, though.
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:37:19 PM EDT
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I used to ride in Critical Mass



The only times we were dicks about traffic laws were if the group started passing through an intersection and the lights changed before the rest of the group was through. We mostly stuck to minor streets and didn't take up more than one lane.

One time a bike cop gave tickets to two riders for not having headlights/taillights (even though it was several hours from sunset). When one of the ticketees pointed out that the bike cop didn't have them either, she nearly got a resisting arrest charge
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I fantasized about doing that every Critical Mass ride
I used to ride in Critical Mass



The only times we were dicks about traffic laws were if the group started passing through an intersection and the lights changed before the rest of the group was through. We mostly stuck to minor streets and didn't take up more than one lane.

One time a bike cop gave tickets to two riders for not having headlights/taillights (even though it was several hours from sunset). When one of the ticketees pointed out that the bike cop didn't have them either, she nearly got a resisting arrest charge
those jackasses used to block streets around here, not even riding on them.
just park their bikes and block the streets

jackasses
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:37:55 PM EDT
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God once flushed almost the entire world.
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Don't blame me.
It's these new low flow toilets.
The old ones you could flush a doxen puppeh.
As God intended.
God intended the flushing of puppehs?

Im going to have to re-read the bible, i never got that impressions before....
God once flushed almost the entire world.
it all makes perfect sense now
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:38:45 PM EDT
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God once flushed almost the entire world.
There's a good copypasta about that.

In 1983, a team of deeply pious scientists conducted a radical experiment in an undisclosed facility. The scientists had theorized that a human without access to any senses or ways to perceive stimuli would be able to perceive the presence of God. They believed that the five senses clouded our awareness of eternity, and without them, a human could actually establish contact with God by thought. An elderly man who claimed to have “nothing to left to live for” was the only test subject to volunteer. To purge him of all his senses, the scientists performed a complex operation in which every sensory nerve connection to the brain was surgically severed. Although the test subject retained full muscular function, he could not see, hear, taste, smell, or feel. With no possible way to communicate with or even sense the outside world, he was alone with his thoughts.

Scientists monitored him as he spoke aloud about his state of mind in jumbled, slurred sentences that he couldn’t even hear. After four days, the man claimed to be hearing hushed, unintelligible voices in his head. Assuming it was an onset of psychosis, the scientists paid little attention to the man’s concerns.

Two days later, the man cried that he could hear his dead wife speaking with him, and even more, he could communicate back. The scientists were intrigued, but were not convinced until the subject started naming dead relatives of the scientists. He repeated personal information to the scientists that only their dead spouses and parents would have known. At this point, a sizable portion of scientists left the study.

After a week of conversing with the deceased through his thoughts, the subject became distressed, saying the voices were overwhelming. In every waking moment, his consciousness was bombarded by hundreds of voices that refused to leave him alone. He frequently threw himself against the wall, trying to elicit a pain response. He begged the scientists for sedatives, so he could escape the voices by sleeping. This tactic worked for three days, until he started having severe night terrors. The subject repeatedly said that he could see and hear the deceased in his dreams.

Only a day later, the subject began to scream and claw at his nonfunctional eyes, hoping to sense something in the physical world. The hysterical subject now said the voices of the dead were deafening and hostile, speaking of hell and the end of the world. At one point, he yelled “No heaven, no forgiveness” for five hours straight. He continually begged to be killed, but the scientists were convinced that he was close to establishing contact with God.

After another day, the subject could no longer form coherent sentences. Seemingly mad, he started to bite off chunks of flesh from his arm. The scientists rushed into the test chamber and restrained him to a table so he could not kill himself. After a few hours of being tied down, the subject halted his struggling and screaming. He stared blankly at the ceiling as teardrops silently streaked across his face. For two weeks, the subject had to be manually rehydrated due to the constant crying. Eventually, he turned his head and, despite his blindness, made focused eye contact with a scientist for the first time in the study. He whispered “I have spoken with God, and he has abandoned us” and his vital signs stopped. There was no apparent cause of death.
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:39:23 PM EDT
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Yeah yeah, I'll do it tonight
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 6:39:47 PM EDT
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I feel like cooking an awesome dinner tomorrow, what should I make?
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