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What the story doesn't say is that he was appendix carrying at time.
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For 24 hours http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6126415/Italian-doctors-INVENT-new-lasso-like-tool-remove-23-inch-dildo.html View Quote Well, there are female adult film stars who have inserted a double-ended dildo into their butt, not really surprised this guy could do it. |
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A girl I went to high school with had to go to the ER to get a hot dog removed from her vagina. It was frozen initially... After some play, it warmed up and a big chunk broke off where she couldn't get it out.
Yeah she was forever known for that |
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Just use a dowel and hammer !
Like a stuck case in a chamber.. |
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Oh my. That IS a big one!
I guess he's in training for an upcoming encounter with Mr. Ed. |
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What the hell is it with you and HAVING to make part OF your sentences capitalized? I think you need TO see a doctor.
Regardless if it's in the article, you do it in a lot of your posts. |
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Obviously those doctors never went spiny lobster hunting in Florida https://static.shoplightspeed.com/shops/606014/files/001815995/marine-sports-mfg-green-lobster-loop.jpg View Quote |
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Obviously those doctors never went spiny lobster hunting in Florida https://static.shoplightspeed.com/shops/606014/files/001815995/marine-sports-mfg-green-lobster-loop.jpg |
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This is why you should only use sex toys that have a T-Bar at one end so unfortunate accidents don't happen.
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A girl I went to high school with had to go to the ER to get a hot dog removed from her vagina. It was frozen initially... After some play, it warmed up and a big chunk broke off where she couldn't get it out. Yeah she was forever known for that View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
A girl I went to high school with had to go to the ER to get a hot dog removed from her vagina. It was frozen initially... After some play, it warmed up and a big chunk broke off where she couldn't get it out. Yeah she was forever known for that 29 Disgusting But TRUE Stories Of Female Emergency-Room Patients That’ll Freak You Out (NSFL)
1. She’d sewed a raw chicken inside of herself in the hopes that it’d turn into a baby. 3. A small turtle, wedged up a woman’s vagina, was blinking at her. 4. She’d had a large steak shoved up into her vagina for quite some time, and maggots were crawling out of her. 6. She’d put a potato in her vagina to hold up her prolapsed uterus. 7. She got chlamydia from letting him fuck her in her colostomy hole. 9. The pungent smell and foul discharge were from a tampon she’d accidentally kept up there for a month. 10. Her vaginal acids dissolved the plastic wrap around the $9,000 in cash she’d shoved up her hoo-hoo. 23. A stinky street woman came in with maggots all in and around her vagina. 26. The woman’s husband had to shove a 2×4 on her stomach to move the flaps in order to have sex with her. 27. She’d used a potato as a tampon, and it started sprouting leaves. 28. When they took the shampoo bottle out of her vagina, it made that suction noise because it was buried that deep into her. |
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This is why you should only use sex toys that have a T-Bar at one end so unfortunate accidents don't happen. Shes an amateur... (FWIW, I would have paid good money to see #3 and#26 ) https://thoughtcatalog.com/lorenzo-jensen-iii/2016/09/29-disgusting-but-true-stories-of-female-emergency-room-patients-thatll-freak-you-out-nsfl/ View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
This is why you should only use sex toys that have a T-Bar at one end so unfortunate accidents don't happen. Quoted:
A girl I went to high school with had to go to the ER to get a hot dog removed from her vagina. It was frozen initially... After some play, it warmed up and a big chunk broke off where she couldn't get it out. Yeah she was forever known for that 29 Disgusting But TRUE Stories Of Female Emergency-Room Patients That’ll Freak You Out (NSFL)
1. She’d sewed a raw chicken inside of herself in the hopes that it’d turn into a baby. 3. A small turtle, wedged up a woman’s vagina, was blinking at her. 4. She’d had a large steak shoved up into her vagina for quite some time, and maggots were crawling out of her. 6. She’d put a potato in her vagina to hold up her prolapsed uterus. 7. She got chlamydia from letting him fuck her in her colostomy hole. 9. The pungent smell and foul discharge were from a tampon she’d accidentally kept up there for a month. 10. Her vaginal acids dissolved the plastic wrap around the $9,000 in cash she’d shoved up her hoo-hoo. 23. A stinky street woman came in with maggots all in and around her vagina. 26. The woman’s husband had to shove a 2×4 on her stomach to move the flaps in order to have sex with her. 27. She’d used a potato as a tampon, and it started sprouting leaves. 28. When they took the shampoo bottle out of her vagina, it made that suction noise because it was buried that deep into her. |
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This is why you should only use sex toys that have a T-Bar at one end so unfortunate accidents don't happen. Shes an amateur... (FWIW, I would have paid good money to see #3 and#26 ) https://thoughtcatalog.com/lorenzo-jensen-iii/2016/09/29-disgusting-but-true-stories-of-female-emergency-room-patients-thatll-freak-you-out-nsfl/ View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
This is why you should only use sex toys that have a T-Bar at one end so unfortunate accidents don't happen. Quoted:
A girl I went to high school with had to go to the ER to get a hot dog removed from her vagina. It was frozen initially... After some play, it warmed up and a big chunk broke off where she couldn't get it out. Yeah she was forever known for that 29 Disgusting But TRUE Stories Of Female Emergency-Room Patients That’ll Freak You Out (NSFL)
1. She’d sewed a raw chicken inside of herself in the hopes that it’d turn into a baby. 3. A small turtle, wedged up a woman’s vagina, was blinking at her. 4. She’d had a large steak shoved up into her vagina for quite some time, and maggots were crawling out of her. 6. She’d put a potato in her vagina to hold up her prolapsed uterus. 7. She got chlamydia from letting him fuck her in her colostomy hole. 9. The pungent smell and foul discharge were from a tampon she’d accidentally kept up there for a month. 10. Her vaginal acids dissolved the plastic wrap around the $9,000 in cash she’d shoved up her hoo-hoo. 23. A stinky street woman came in with maggots all in and around her vagina. 26. The woman’s husband had to shove a 2×4 on her stomach to move the flaps in order to have sex with her. 27. She’d used a potato as a tampon, and it started sprouting leaves. 28. When they took the shampoo bottle out of her vagina, it made that suction noise because it was buried that deep into her. |
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Never accept a beer from Hotkinkyjo or ask her to hold your beer.
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hollywood has a real life example for another politically correct remake of a classic film. Bravebutt.
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So that's what Trump Derangement Syndrome looks like under imaging!
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Rumor has it the state trooper academy in Juneau AK has a GP100 .357 4 inch WITH HOLSTER and 6 rounds mounted on the wall, there is a plaque next to it that says "The importance of a proper cavity search" and a tiny plaque that says on XYZ day a person was arrested and taken to jail, next morning the prisoner was holding said fecal covered revolver and sayinh " uhh can i surrender this to you guys now"
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What's in the garment bag? - Something of mine.Mina, just a heads-up, I think you might be surgically removing - a syrup bottle from someone's - York's rectum?
Oh, so you know him, too? He gave her the only good Yelp review she has. - Very well-written. - Are you trying to hand York off? No, no, no, no, no. Not so fast turfing this one. You'll be trying several non-surgical methods first, Doctor. There is no way that thing is coming out without surgery. - (PAGER BEEPING) - It's family-size. That's what we thought when York got frisky with a bottle of Steak sauce. Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=the-resident-2018&episode=s01e05 |
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