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Link Posted: 5/8/2023 2:25:27 PM EDT
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The original Top Gun, at the recommendation of GD who didn’t warn me it was a chick flick

Battleshit—it’s like it was written by 4 different people who were throwing beer bottles & said—let’s CGI a movie about this!
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Battleship, much like Cher's video for If I could Turn Back Time has the Iowa class Missouri in it, and the Mighty Mo is enough for me ....
Link Posted: 5/8/2023 2:29:16 PM EDT
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Movie was meant to be that way, not taken seriously. OP didn't get the joke.
Link Posted: 5/8/2023 2:29:34 PM EDT
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Cowboys and Aliens tops it.  Or bottoms it, more accurately.

Another pick:

Debbie Does Dallas.  Not that porno movies with a plot were ever Oscar material, but this one looks like it was mostly filmed in a motel room.  Even the sex scenes are horrible.  Literally the only thing going for it is the title.
Link Posted: 5/8/2023 2:34:20 PM EDT
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Tropic Thunder
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Really? Not the greatest of all time but pretty fun and some funny performances (Tom Cruise and Robert Downey Jr. especially).

I know there are worse movies, but the only one I've gotten up and walked out of was "Dragonheart". Just terrible and at one point they did a blatant rip off of part of a battle scene from Braveheart and I was just like:

Link Posted: 5/8/2023 2:36:16 PM EDT
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john wick....all of them
star wars, all of them

Link Posted: 5/8/2023 3:07:45 PM EDT
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Velocipastor
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I was appearing at a con shortly after that came out and the director was there. Spent a little time talking to him. Great guy that was surprised with how well the movie was doing.
Link Posted: 5/8/2023 3:21:33 PM EDT
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Shoot 'em up was by far the worst movie I've seen that comes to mind. Shooting the umbilical cord after the baby was delivered was the icing on the cake for stupid factor.
Link Posted: 5/8/2023 5:00:13 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/8/2023 5:29:00 PM EDT
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Shawshank IS a much better movie.
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??
Link Posted: 5/8/2023 5:31:14 PM EDT
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Smiley Face

Anna Faris eats pot brownies, has dumb stoner shit happen to her all day while acting like a retard. I still haven't regained the IQ points I lost watching it.

https://images.ctfassets.net/1ehd3ycc3wzr/6648MBk7s8K6jGtObwZ8fL/eaa3f81efec7bd66b9ddd08c80f09f24/0729_EMBER_SmileyFace_Stoner_Film_FeatureImage.jpg
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" I think your roommate is a skullfucker. Like he literally fucks skulls"
Link Posted: 5/8/2023 5:36:35 PM EDT
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@DK-Prof

I still remember the caption of the picture, of the Onion's movie review, was, Jennifer Garner's bustier is the only part of this movie that holds up.

But my vote is, The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.  If you have not heard of it, be grateful.
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Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind is a fuckin masterpiece and Jim Careys best work. Becks remake of the Korgis song - Everybody's gotta learn sometime is beautiful as well.
Link Posted: 5/8/2023 6:05:04 PM EDT
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Hot Tub Time Machine


Painful
Link Posted: 5/9/2023 2:14:21 AM EDT
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That's awesome, I'm a big Troma fan.
I've heard he can be a real jerk in real life, but I've never met him myself.
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Not at all. He is one of the best people to work with.
Link Posted: 5/9/2023 4:05:41 AM EDT
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Almost certainly an unpopular opinion, but I sat down and watched the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy... and it was terrible. I don't know why, but I found it convoluted and absolutely one of the most boring things I've ever tried to watch.
Link Posted: 5/9/2023 4:08:22 AM EDT
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Inception with Leonardo DiCaprio

Kiss of spider woman

Plan Nine from Outer Space

Anything with Sylverster Stalone, Vin Diesel, Steven Segal, The Rock

All of the Fast and Furious movies



Link Posted: 5/9/2023 4:18:14 AM EDT
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Cool As ICE
Mannequin
3 Ninjas
Ladybugs or whatever the fk its called with Rodney Dangerfield.
The Nanny
Just a few off top my head
Link Posted: 5/9/2023 4:30:00 AM EDT
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Pride and prejudice and zombies was bad too. OH, and I forgot another stinker, the spirit!!! I rented that turd from Redbox and I didn't even watch all the way through.


The Spirit (2008) - Official Trailer #1
Link Posted: 5/9/2023 6:50:26 PM EDT
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underdog_

The only time Peter Dinklage, Jim Belushi, and Jay Leno were in the same movie (?)
Link Posted: 5/9/2023 7:14:24 PM EDT
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Some great movies getting called out. There is no way some of these are the worst movies.
Link Posted: 5/9/2023 7:29:02 PM EDT
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Godfather fucking III. Absolute abomination.

That one put a stain on the franchise and should have never been made
Link Posted: 5/9/2023 7:33:01 PM EDT
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Almost certainly an unpopular opinion, but I sat down and watched the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy... and it was terrible. I don't know why, but I found it convoluted and absolutely one of the most boring things I've ever tried to watch.
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I think you mean The Hobbit.
Link Posted: 5/9/2023 7:35:24 PM EDT
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"The Forbidden Zone" (1982 Danny Elfman)
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