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Posted: 6/20/2018 8:17:11 PM EDT

https://nypost.com/2018/06/20/hey-perverts-stop-talking-about-elastigirls-butt/

Hey perverts, stop staring at Elastigirl’s butt

For a superhero movie, “Incredibles 2” is extraordinarily feminist.

The sequel to 2004’s animated hit “Incredibles,” about a family with superpowers, puts a woman — supermom Elastigirl — in the spotlight. Her husband stays home while she jets off to save the world.

She’s a total badass. Unfortunately, the world is fixated on her “thicc ass” instead.

Since the film hit theaters on Friday, social-media users have flooded Twitter and Instagram with memes of Elastigirl’s juicy behind.

They’ve overlaid stills of her hourglass figure with wisecracks to the tune of: “The real reason your man wants to see Incredibles 2,” or “Elastigirl been thick since 2004.”

Even New Yorker critic Anthony Lane brought up the hero’s body in his review. Beholding her outfit —“as tight as a second skin” — he compares her to Anastasia Steele from “Fifty Shades of Grey” and envisions a male theatergoer’s physiological response: “Daddy just rested his cooling soda firmly in his lap and, like Mr. Incredible, tried very hard to think of algebra.”

Seriously, guys? You’re slobbering over a children’s cartoon character? She may be shaped like Kim Kardashian and coated in latex (also, often, like Kim Kardashian), but she’s still a cartoon.

It’s worth noting that the film’s animation team is almost entirely male. That would explain why Helen Parr, Elastigirl’s non-superhero self, wears baggy clothes — just your run-of-the-mill mom. But when she slides on her superhero get-up, she’s all curves.

It’s almost as if Elastigirl gets her powers from her feminine figure. What woman would sign off on that?

The design team may have objectified her, but the writers didn’t: Elastigirl is courageous, cunning and competent.

And, men of the internet, you shouldn’t, either. Elastigirl may be imaginary, but real girls and women are reading your gross comments. And we’re not impressed.

Posted: 6/20/2018 8:18:03 PM EDT

[#1]

LOL

Posted: 6/20/2018 8:18:05 PM EDT

[#2]

Cartoons? thats Brony stuff.

Posted: 6/20/2018 8:18:07 PM EDT

[#3]

Yeah, that’s a lotta junk in that anime trunk.

Posted: 6/20/2018 8:18:25 PM EDT

[#4]

wut

Posted: 6/20/2018 8:18:31 PM EDT

[#5]

Meh, I've beat off to worse.....

Posted: 6/20/2018 8:21:01 PM EDT

[#6]

Posted: 6/20/2018 8:22:49 PM EDT

[#7]

I’d hit it.

Posted: 6/20/2018 8:27:10 PM EDT

[#8]

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https://nypost.com/2018/06/20/hey-perverts-stop-talking-about-elastigirls-butt/

https://nypdecider.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/elastigirl-thicc.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=720&h=480&crop=1

Hey perverts, stop staring at Elastigirl’s butt

For a superhero movie, “Incredibles 2” is extraordinarily feminist.

The sequel to 2004’s animated hit “Incredibles,” about a family with superpowers, puts a woman — supermom Elastigirl — in the spotlight. Her husband stays home while she jets off to save the world.

She’s a total badass. Unfortunately, the world is fixated on her “thicc ass” instead.

Since the film hit theaters on Friday, social-media users have flooded Twitter and Instagram with memes of Elastigirl’s juicy behind.

They’ve overlaid stills of her hourglass figure with wisecracks to the tune of: “The real reason your man wants to see Incredibles 2,” or “Elastigirl been thick since 2004.”

Even New Yorker critic Anthony Lane brought up the hero’s body in his review. Beholding her outfit —“as tight as a second skin” — he compares her to Anastasia Steele from “Fifty Shades of Grey” and envisions a male theatergoer’s physiological response: “Daddy just rested his cooling soda firmly in his lap and, like Mr. Incredible, tried very hard to think of algebra.”

Seriously, guys? You’re slobbering over a children’s cartoon character? She may be shaped like Kim Kardashian and coated in latex (also, often, like Kim Kardashian), but she’s still a cartoon.

It’s worth noting that the film’s animation team is almost entirely male. That would explain why Helen Parr, Elastigirl’s non-superhero self, wears baggy clothes — just your run-of-the-mill mom. But when she slides on her superhero get-up, she’s all curves.

It’s almost as if Elastigirl gets her powers from her feminine figure. What woman would sign off on that?

The design team may have objectified her, but the writers didn’t: Elastigirl is courageous, cunning and competent.

And, men of the internet, you shouldn’t, either. Elastigirl may be imaginary, but real girls and women are reading your gross comments. And we’re not impressed.

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Posted: 6/20/2018 8:29:03 PM EDT

[#9]

Posted: 6/20/2018 8:29:18 PM EDT

[#10]

For a superhero movie, “Incredibles 2” is extraordinarily feminist.

... commences litany of crybaby bitching

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You can never appease, much less actually please these people.

Miserable cunts.

Posted: 6/20/2018 8:30:42 PM EDT

[#11]

Lol. SJW's are unknowingly parodying themselves at this point. I think they must intentionally try to ruin everything like it some kind of game.

Posted: 6/20/2018 8:30:49 PM EDT

[#12]

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People trying to out retard each other.

Posted: 6/20/2018 8:30:58 PM EDT

[#13]

I'm wasting post 9999 to tell NYpost to go fuck itself with a cactus.

Posted: 6/20/2018 8:32:14 PM EDT

[#14]

Just laugh at these SJW/feminazis.

Posted: 6/20/2018 8:34:49 PM EDT

[#15]

Article written by someone who doesn’t understand Rule 34. Also, by asking the internet to stop doing something, you encourage them to do it more. Just see what happened when they asked people not to meme Donald Glover’s song.

Posted: 6/20/2018 8:40:22 PM EDT

[#16]

Her tit to waist ratio is in proper proportion.

Posted: 6/20/2018 8:40:42 PM EDT

[#17]

Obviously these guys haven't seen what happened when SJW's started complaining about overwatch females being too revealing

Posted: 6/20/2018 8:42:47 PM EDT

[#18]

Anyone who could shape their own body into anything wouldn't pick an Oprah body. Elastigurrl objectified herself.

Posted: 6/20/2018 8:43:38 PM EDT

[#19]

T H I C C C
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Posted: 6/20/2018 8:44:29 PM EDT

[#20]

Posted: 6/20/2018 8:45:57 PM EDT

[#21]

I laughed at a scene in the first one where she looks at her self in the mirror with the new skin suit on and depressingly sighs at what her figure has become.

Posted: 6/20/2018 8:46:13 PM EDT

[#22]

It's shit like this that reinforces my belief that feminists are fragile and can't take the real world.

Posted: 6/20/2018 8:47:11 PM EDT

[#23]

Mr. Incredible has incredibly broad shoulders and is totally buff. So?

Posted: 6/20/2018 8:48:21 PM EDT

[#24]

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Seriously, guys? You’re slobbering over a children’s cartoon character? .

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Rule 34.

Posted: 6/20/2018 8:49:26 PM EDT

[#25]

OMGBEKY license plate.jpg

Posted: 6/20/2018 8:49:26 PM EDT

[#26]

inb4 angry article author inspires trolls to respond with lewd fanart.

Posted: 6/20/2018 8:50:20 PM EDT

[#27]

Mrs Incredibly Thicc

Posted: 6/20/2018 8:50:39 PM EDT

[#28]

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Rule 34.

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Seriously, guys? You're slobbering over a children's cartoon character? .

Rule 34.

Lol there are Icredibles cosplay porn as well.

Nothing is safe on the Internet.

Posted: 6/20/2018 8:53:26 PM EDT

[#29]

We just watched it last night, grabbed the last $6 matinee show before 6 pm.

I told my wife I thought Elastigirl had a nice butt. She chuckled.

Posted: 6/20/2018 8:54:42 PM EDT

[#30]

Posted: 6/20/2018 8:55:33 PM EDT

[#31]

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Lol there are Icredibles cosplay porn as well.

Nothing is safe on the Internet.

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Not going to ask how you know that.

Posted: 6/20/2018 8:55:43 PM EDT

[#32]

THICCCCCCC

Posted: 6/20/2018 8:57:22 PM EDT

[#33]

Good grief! She had mom hips in the first movie.

Posted: 6/20/2018 8:59:54 PM EDT

[#34]

Posted: 6/20/2018 9:01:39 PM EDT

[#35]

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

Posted: 6/20/2018 9:02:33 PM EDT

[#36]

So elastigirl will never get loose huh?

Posted: 6/20/2018 9:02:39 PM EDT

[#37]

LMAO

I'm not into cartoons but I bet the author of the piece is a miserable cunt who is destined to live a life of loneliness and sorrow with her 87 cats... much virtue, such signaling...

Posted: 6/20/2018 9:04:20 PM EDT

[#38]

I'm sick of this "only woman can be leads" shit.

Posted: 6/20/2018 9:04:57 PM EDT

[#39]

The anaconda definitely wants some

Posted: 6/20/2018 9:05:14 PM EDT

[#40]

She's fine, but I've always been partial to busty redheads - even in my cartoons:

~~Getting the X instead of Jessica Rabbit - not sure if it's from my work firewall or not.~~

Here toy go:

Posted: 6/20/2018 9:05:21 PM EDT

[#41]

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Just laugh at these SJW/feminazis.

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Exactly.

It's a freaking CARTOON

My days of not taking them seriously are coming to a middle.

Posted: 6/20/2018 9:05:55 PM EDT

[#42]

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I like big butts and I cannot lie.

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Even Syndrome got to shout!

Posted: 6/20/2018 9:05:58 PM EDT

[#43]

Both my wife and I commented that her breasts were... bouncy... a lot... at times you wouldn't expect.

In the words of the ant-man Woody Allen... "youch".

Posted: 6/20/2018 9:07:45 PM EDT

[#44]

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And, men of the internet, you shouldn’t, either. Elastigirl may be imaginary, but real girls and women are reading your gross comments. And we’re not impressed.

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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend.

Oh wait, I don't give a shit.

Feel free to fuck off and die you vapid cunt.

Posted: 6/20/2018 9:08:06 PM EDT

[#45]

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I'm sick of this "only woman can be leads" shit.

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lol

Posted: 6/20/2018 9:10:14 PM EDT

[#46]

I bet that writer could turn the mole hill in my back yard into a five star ski resort.

Writing an editorial about what some random corners of the internet think about Elastigirl...

Posted: 6/20/2018 9:14:39 PM EDT

[#47]

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I bet that writer could turn the mole hill in my back yard into a five star ski resort.

Writing an editorial about what some random corners of the internet think about Elastigirl...

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Well, I wasn't planning on beating off to Elastigirl, but just to piss off the writer, I'll give it a go.