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Posted: 9/7/2022 11:13:50 PM EDT
[#1]
Gangrene
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Posted: 9/7/2022 11:15:25 PM EDT
[#2]
Gallbladder.
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Posted: 9/7/2022 11:16:16 PM EDT
[#3]
Kramer: Well, I got gonorrhea!
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Posted: 9/7/2022 11:16:19 PM EDT
[#4]
You probably left your dildo in based on how gay this thread is.
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Posted: 9/7/2022 11:25:48 PM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You probably left your dildo in based on how gay this thread is.  Attached FileI want to see the Xray of it |
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Posted: 9/7/2022 11:28:23 PM EDT
[#6]
Bad dragon over insertion.
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Posted: 9/7/2022 11:35:44 PM EDT
[#7]
EbolAIDS
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Posted: 9/7/2022 11:47:37 PM EDT
[#8]
You didn't say whether or not they did a urinalysis, however, my money is on a kidney stone.
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Posted: 9/7/2022 11:49:07 PM EDT
[#9]
blood clot. Ask me how I know...
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Posted: 9/7/2022 11:52:04 PM EDT
[#10]
Epstien Barr syndrome
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Posted: 9/7/2022 11:54:00 PM EDT
[#11]
youre either a pussy or its monkeypox.
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Posted: 9/7/2022 11:55:00 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Kidney stone Yeppers |
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Posted: 9/7/2022 11:56:22 PM EDT
[#13]
Don't hold out on us OP....
ps. I hope your doing well. |
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Posted: 9/7/2022 11:56:39 PM EDT
[#14]
Ovaries?
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Posted: 9/8/2022 12:04:41 AM EDT
[#15]
A parasitic twin who should also be banned for waiting until tomorrow.
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Posted: 9/8/2022 12:13:13 AM EDT
[#16]
Your second wall got penetrated.
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Posted: 9/8/2022 12:16:32 AM EDT
[#17]
Congratulations! Girl or boy?
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Posted: 9/8/2022 12:18:37 AM EDT
[#18]
Kidney stone
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Posted: 9/8/2022 12:18:57 AM EDT
[#19]
Pin worms
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Posted: 9/8/2022 12:20:17 AM EDT
[#20]
Food poisoning from swallowing too much semen.
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Posted: 9/8/2022 12:30:07 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted: Recently I have been cutting up several downed trees. When the rounds are cut I move them to a staging area for later splitting. If the round is too heavy to pick up I roll it. Monday around 1100 AM I carried a 5 gallon pail of stain from the garage about 30 - 40 yards. While heavier than I prefer I was careful and noticed no physical impact at the time. Fast forward to Tuesday and I was fine when I woke up at 700 AM. About 30 minutes later I noticed a mild discomfort in my lower back, right side. Over the next hour vomiting started (about six events over about four hours) and the pain became significant. Around 1130 AM or noon, I decided the pain was too much so I had a neighbor drive me to a local Urgent Care. It would take about three hours to see me so I decided to go home and wait for them to call when my time was close. My neighbor suggested the emergency room and I quickly agreed. Check in and it was perhaps three hours before I was taken to a treatment room. They took blood samples, did a cat scan of my abdomen and pelvic area and gave me something to ease the pain which was nice. The doctor finally came in, asked questions and poked around my abdomen asking if it hurt. No pain. After six or seven hours there the doctor came in and informed me of the problem. What was it? I will provide the answer tomorrow. Update: My appendix was removed in 1968. Strangluated inguinal hernia. |
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Posted: 9/8/2022 12:31:29 AM EDT
[#22]
Bear attack.
Or, attacked by bear. It has similar symptoms. |
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Posted: 9/8/2022 12:35:18 AM EDT
[#23]
You are pregnant.
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Posted: 9/8/2022 1:20:30 AM EDT
[#24]
You had to take a shower, shit or rub dirt on it.
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Posted: 9/8/2022 1:21:41 AM EDT
[#25]
Hernia
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Posted: 9/8/2022 1:23:53 AM EDT
[#26]
Waiting on OP to be a stand up guy.
Vaguely same symptoms. No, ER visit for appendicitis was wrong. No, it wasn’t cancer this time either. No, the hernia wasn’t the issue. So, what was it? |
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Posted: 9/8/2022 1:34:39 AM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Monkeypox?  OP’s doctor here. Worst case of the enpooenza I’ve ever seen. |
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Posted: 9/8/2022 1:35:43 AM EDT
[#28]
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Posted: 9/8/2022 1:37:06 AM EDT
[#29]
Quote Historythe rocks of pain. |
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Posted: 9/8/2022 1:45:59 AM EDT
[#30]
Leprosy.
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Posted: 9/8/2022 1:48:25 AM EDT
[#31]
Did your bottom surgery stitches rip?
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Posted: 9/8/2022 3:25:58 AM EDT
[#32]
Sacroiliitis
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Posted: 9/8/2022 3:28:22 AM EDT
[#33]
Pregnancy.
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Posted: 9/8/2022 3:30:31 AM EDT
[#34]
Giant glass jar in your butt that broke
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Posted: 9/8/2022 3:32:03 AM EDT
[#35]
Overdosed on beef jerky
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Posted: 9/8/2022 3:33:49 AM EDT
[#36]
Either kidney stones or diverticulitis…
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Posted: 9/8/2022 3:39:56 AM EDT
[#37]
Stupidity.
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Posted: 9/8/2022 3:42:37 AM EDT
[#38]
Kidney stones.
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Posted: 9/8/2022 5:11:47 AM EDT
[#39]
Kidney stone,that will be 500.00 please.
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Posted: 9/8/2022 5:41:49 AM EDT
[#40]
Quoted: Recently I have been cutting up several downed trees. When the rounds are cut I move them to a staging area for later splitting. If the round is too heavy to pick up I roll it. Monday around 1100 AM I carried a 5 gallon pail of stain from the garage about 30 - 40 yards. While heavier than I prefer I was careful and noticed no physical impact at the time. Fast forward to Tuesday and I was fine when I woke up at 700 AM. About 30 minutes later I noticed a mild discomfort in my lower back, right side. Over the next hour vomiting started (about six events over about four hours) and the pain became significant. Around 1130 AM or noon, I decided the pain was too much so I had a neighbor drive me to a local Urgent Care. It would take about three hours to see me so I decided to go home and wait for them to call when my time was close. My neighbor suggested the emergency room and I quickly agreed. Check in and it was perhaps three hours before I was taken to a treatment room. They took blood samples, did a cat scan of my abdomen and pelvic area and gave me something to ease the pain which was nice. The doctor finally came in, asked questions and poked around my abdomen asking if it hurt. No pain. After six or seven hours there the doctor came in and informed me of the problem. What was it? I will provide the answer tomorrow. Update: My appendix was removed in 1968. |
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Posted: 9/8/2022 5:45:24 AM EDT
[#41]
GD answer: impacted feces.
Kharn |
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Posted: 9/8/2022 5:48:55 AM EDT
[#42]
Dead gerbil in colon.
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Posted: 9/8/2022 5:49:52 AM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Epstien Barr syndrome Epstein Barr didn't kill himself. |
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Posted: 9/8/2022 6:10:35 AM EDT
[#44]
Anal Fissure.
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Posted: 9/8/2022 6:12:30 AM EDT
[#45]
Flank pain + emesis?
My first guess is on a kidney stone |
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Posted: 9/8/2022 6:24:46 AM EDT
[#46]
Safe thread.
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Posted: 9/8/2022 6:26:03 AM EDT
[#47]
Your pregnant .
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Posted: 9/8/2022 6:29:18 AM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Kidney stone Or COVID |
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Posted: 9/8/2022 6:31:38 AM EDT
[#49]
Splinter?
Tree sap glued back hair to elastic on the whitey tightys? |
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Posted: 9/8/2022 6:34:57 AM EDT
[#50]
Slight strain..
But, the tests / diagnostics revealed.. you have full blown cancer stage 4?.. |
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