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Posted: 12/23/2012 7:11:17 AM EDT

[#1]

I haven't but I've jokingly told my dad I'll have him buried upside down and have a urinal placed as his gravestone

Posted: 12/23/2012 7:11:58 AM EDT

[#2]

When my unit was in France many years ago, my buddy pissed on Jim Morrison's grave. I wasn't there but a team mate took a picture of the event....

Posted: 12/23/2012 7:14:46 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:

No. But if I lived close to where they buried that adam fuck who killed all those first graders.

I'd piss all over it...maybe even dig him up and piss on his face. Then light his ass on fire.

I'll do it for you. That fucker deserves every bit of it

Posted: 12/23/2012 7:28:18 AM EDT

[#4]

A couple of friends and I have formed a urination committee, and occasionally have a meeting to water the ground

Posted: 12/23/2012 7:50:15 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
I wanted to, but was denied the chance when the person was cremated.

This. An ex-girlfriend's father that needlessly made my life miserable while I dated his precious daughter. (She became a wore out coke whore later in life so I got that going for me.)

Posted: 12/23/2012 8:04:47 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Not yet...

But only because I haven't taken the time to find his grave; its on my list of shit to do.

Fuck you Rosie, you square-headed son-of-a-bitch.

Posted: 12/23/2012 8:08:15 AM EDT

[#7]

Not yet.

Posted: 12/23/2012 8:11:24 AM EDT

[#8]

People care enough about people they hate to visit them again? Odd that.

I write them off long ago and they're dead to me whether they still breathe air or not. I'm not about to waste an ounce of energy or time or thought on them.

Posted: 12/23/2012 8:13:50 AM EDT

[#9]

I have. One down; one to go.

Posted: 12/23/2012 8:15:04 AM EDT

[#10]

Yes.

That's all I've got to say about that.

Posted: 12/23/2012 8:18:04 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Next time I'm in the NoVA area, I will bring a catheter and a good length of tube, routing it out my pant leg. A valve secreted in my pants pocket will make it a command device.

Before the deed, I will feast on asparagus with strong coffee. I hope they all can smell it when I am done.

Not a bad idea.
Gonna have to file that one in the memory bank for future reference.
For those wincing at the thought of cathing ones self just for this, external "condom catheters" are available pretty readily in the endurance motorsports community.

Posted: 12/23/2012 8:18:58 AM EDT

[#12]

No - Hanoi Jane is still alive.

Posted: 12/23/2012 8:20:25 AM EDT

[#13]

Yes.

My only regret was not putting him in that hole myself.

Posted: 12/23/2012 8:22:45 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

I have. One down; one to go.

You must elaborate. Who, when, where and how

Any special preparations?

Posted: 12/23/2012 8:47:14 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
I have. One down; one to go.

Dayum!

That's pretty good for a girl.

I never really thought about how easy it was for a guy.

Posted: 12/23/2012 8:49:32 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
At first I thought "this thread is kind of fucked up" but when you realize how much some people have made other's lives miserable then its at least somewhat justified.

You are absolutely right, bro, it IS fucked up. It is SERIOUSLY fucked up.

...and I am a self-admitted sick, twisted freak.

As I said, I will defer to the judgment of the forum. But it sounds like I've got company.

Posted: 12/23/2012 8:51:00 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
No - Hanoi Jane is still alive.

On my bucket list.

But I'm sure the line is pretty damn long. The ground above her is sure to be soggy for quite some time.

Posted: 12/23/2012 10:29:41 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I have. One down; one to go.

You must elaborate. Who, when, where and how

Any special preparations?

My mother, the day after her funeral, long cotton skirt worn commando, feet shoulder width apart, held the front hem of the skirt in my teeth, made the necessary anatomical arrangements using my hands, pissed on the head of her grave, held the skirt with my right hand, blotted with a Kleenex from my pocket with my left. Fifteen seconds, done.

Other than the location, nothing different than hundreds of times before or since.

ETA: And no, I can't write my name in the snow, but I can erase yours.

Posted: 12/23/2012 10:49:41 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

No, but when I die I might as well get a urinal for a headstone to streamline the process.

THIS!

Posted: 12/23/2012 10:59:53 AM EDT

[#20]

Nope, but there is a certain fucktard whose grave will receive piss and a stink pickle when he is layed to rest.

Posted: 12/23/2012 11:03:31 AM EDT

[#21]

no, but I almost made some Pmags today.

Posted: 12/23/2012 11:09:04 AM EDT

[#22]

I haven't been to Ted Kennedy's burial site yet.

Posted: 12/23/2012 11:12:35 AM EDT

[#23]

I have not had reason to do so yet, but OP you did good.

Posted: 12/23/2012 11:17:48 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

I will piss on the guys grave who was banging my wife ! I haven't found out where he's buried yet

poetic justice he died in the sack with her ... Bad heart

That is outstanding.

Posted: 12/23/2012 11:28:55 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Next time I'm in the NoVA area, I will bring a catheter and a good length of tube, routing it out my pant leg. A valve secreted in my pants pocket will make it a command device.

Before the deed, I will feast on asparagus with strong coffee. I hope they all can smell it when I am done.

I was thinking I'd just create a "Trucker Bomb" and dump it on my EXs grave when the time is right.

Posted: 12/23/2012 11:32:23 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

I wanted to, but was denied the chance when the person was cremated.

"And so, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well
have been, we commit your immortal remains to the trash can."

Posted: 12/23/2012 11:34:36 AM EDT

[#27]

I have never done it. However, I have made a promise to a friend that if he dies before me, I am to piss on his grave. He would think it hilarious.

Posted: 12/23/2012 11:36:38 AM EDT

[#28]

Three people are on my list. The youngest is ~15 years older than me, so I may just get the chance.
All three are well deserving.

Posted: 12/23/2012 11:37:08 AM EDT

[#29]

Yes, but it was unbeknownst to me at the time. In Iraq there was a little spot behind an old aircraft shelter that I used to piss in all the time at night. They found a bunch of bones buried there during some construction later in the tour.

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Posted: 12/23/2012 11:37:36 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Next time I'm in the NoVA area, I will bring a catheter and a good length of tube, routing it out my pant leg. A valve secreted in my pants pocket will make it a command device.

Before the deed, I will feast on asparagus with strong coffee. I hope they all can smell it when I am done.

Obummer's not deed yet...

Posted: 12/23/2012 11:39:29 AM EDT

[#31]

No, and I never will. Let things go. Once the person you hate is dead, the only harm that can be done is to your happiness.

Posted: 12/23/2012 11:47:31 AM EDT

[#32]

One down, two to go...

Unless I figure out what they did with a certain pilot from about ten years ago(or any of his team mates, just as good)...

Posted: 12/23/2012 1:17:40 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
No, and I never will. Let things go. Once the person you hate is dead, the only harm that can be done is to your happiness.

You are most probably right, at least in my case.

But instead of "letting a balloon float away..." like some recommend, I decided to "wash it all away" so to speak.

Posted: 12/23/2012 3:38:35 PM EDT

[#34]

Yes, 5 - 6 of us stood there and gave the dude a soaking.

Posted: 12/23/2012 3:41:32 PM EDT

[#35]

Ooookay.

Yes, this IS a tag.

Posted: 12/23/2012 3:49:58 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
"I'll piss on (so-and-so's...) grave some day." (dance on, step over, whatever...)

Have you actually done it?

I'll start this one by saying that many years ago I went away for a while and came back to my hometown to find out that a former (divorced) family member, that had caused many in my family alot of grief, had finally undone themself and was now lying in an unmarked grave in a small cemetery in the next town.

I found some free time and was kind of bored so I drove over to the next town and, by chance, caught a worker on a backhoe moving some dirt at the back of the cemetery. It was a hot summer day and he was ready to take a break so he stopped the tractor and talked with me for a minute. He didn't know exactly where said-decedent was buried but he had a walkie-talkie on the tractor and called someone who came back a few seconds later with a block and plot number. The worker walked me over to the lot and told me to keep walking until I came to a certian plot. I found it with an aluminum 5"x8" frame on top of it and a note card with the name stuck in the temporary frame.

I pondered the grief that this person had caused me and my loved ones. I hadn't seen this person since long-before they had left the family years ago. I had heard from other family members that the booze had taken it's toll and then they had discovered meth from some of their bar room buddies. They were already in poor health and the combination didn't do well with their diabetic condition either. This person had died decades before their time.

I caught myself looking over at the worker who had gone back to his tractor, about 150-200 yards away. There was no one else there and he wasn't looking.

...and then I dropped my fly and whizzed all over that grave. It was kind of cathartic. The poetic justice that they had done themself in. I later heard that there had only been a handful of people that showed up for the funeral, and most of them had only come to make sure that this person was really dead.

Am I sick? I'll let the forum decide.

Ever pissed on a grave?

Not yet but I have a list.

Posted: 12/23/2012 3:55:35 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:
No - Hanoi Jane is still alive.

On my bucket list.

But I'm sure the line is pretty damn long. The ground above her is sure to be soggy for quite some time.

There's gonna be a line to piss on her grave.

Posted: 12/23/2012 3:56:42 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
I will piss on the guys grave who was banging my wife ! I haven't found out where he's buried yet

poetic justice he died in the sack with her ... Bad heart

Wow are you still married to her?

Posted: 12/23/2012 4:02:55 PM EDT

[#39]

Not toe but I am making a list, and one if those motherfuckers is getting an upperdecker!!!

Posted: 12/23/2012 4:04:11 PM EDT

[#40]

none of the democrats I know are dead yet.

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Posted: 12/23/2012 4:06:24 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
I have. One down; one to go.

I would like to make a request...

Posted: 12/23/2012 4:36:50 PM EDT

[#42]

Wow. Must be a story behind this.

Quoted:

Quoted:
I have. One down; one to go.

You must elaborate. Who, when, where and how

Any special preparations?

My mother, the day after her funeral, long cotton skirt worn commando, feet shoulder width apart, held the front hem of the skirt in my teeth, made the necessary anatomical arrangements using my hands, pissed on the head of her grave, held the skirt with my right hand, blotted with a Kleenex from my pocket with my left. Fifteen seconds, done.

Other than the location, nothing different than hundreds of times before or since.

ETA: And no, I can't write my name in the snow, but I can erase yours.

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:10:15 PM EDT

[#43]

I will eventually piss on the grave of my former father-in-law. Since he's somewhere in his 70's now, and I just turned 42 today, I'm fairly sure he'll die before me.

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:27:43 PM EDT

[#44]

graves are for the living, they have nothing to do with the dead.

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:32:26 PM EDT

[#45]

No, they placed Teddy Kennedys grave too far back from the rope line. Maybe next time I'll drink a few bottles of water so I can have some steam built-up.