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Posted: 11/20/2010 2:42:59 PM EST

[#1]

You're an attorney?

Posted: 11/20/2010 2:43:20 PM EST

[#2]

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I know alot of guys from certain families that have real tiny peckers, I think it is genetic.

Posted: 11/20/2010 2:43:25 PM EST

[#3]

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To the person who hit the report button: I'm not going to protect somebody from themselves. Stupid is a self correcting condition.

Posted: 11/20/2010 2:44:34 PM EST

[#4]

Quoted:

Quoted:
So, do you want me to avenge you?

I am a christian , justice is all I would want

So why are you hanging out in bars?

I happen to be single and i have met about 4 real quality women in the last few weeks , but no matter how interested they seem when they give me their number I never hear from them again. This even happened with a very close old female friend this week, can't wait to have lunch with you then silence .

This is how it works: You call them when they give you their number.

Posted: 11/20/2010 2:51:09 PM EST

[#5]

I'm not sure what the hell is going on here, but I have a feeling it will be an interesting ride.

Posted: 11/20/2010 2:52:06 PM EST

[#6]

TAG

Posted: 11/20/2010 2:55:15 PM EST

[#7]

Was this a straight or a gay bar? I imagine their is lots of pushing from behind at gay bars?

Posted: 11/20/2010 2:55:33 PM EST

[#8]

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Funny thing is that happened once in my life. But in the last week it has happened 3 times and I got pushed from behind twice while I was standing minding my own bussiness. Strange?

Stop wearing that lace bra over your football shirt.

Posted: 11/20/2010 2:56:39 PM EST

[#9]

What he said Greg,

See, when a girl gives her number...You call her..K?

Also....pics of Jessica ??

Posted: 11/20/2010 2:58:13 PM EST

[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
So, do you want me to avenge you?

I am a christian , justice is all I would want

So why are you hanging out in bars?

I happen to be single and i have met about 4 real quality women in the last few weeks , but no matter how interested they seem when they give me their number I never hear from them again. This even happened with a very close old female friend this week, can't wait to have lunch with you then silence .

So you're hanging out in bars to meet women? And then complaining that it doesn't work out? Bars aren't the best place to meet women.

Posted: 11/20/2010 2:58:41 PM EST

[#11]

Quoted:
To the person who hit the report button: I'm not going to protect somebody from themselves. Stupid is a self correcting condition.

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:04:59 PM EST

[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
So, do you want me to avenge you?

I am a christian , justice is all I would want

So why are you hanging out in bars?

I happen to be single and i have met about 4 real quality women in the last few weeks , but no matter how interested they seem when they give me their number I never hear from them again. This even happened with a very close old female friend this week, can't wait to have lunch with you then silence .

This is how it works: You call them when they give you their number.

Did that , and email also.

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:05:38 PM EST

[#13]

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To the person who hit the report button: I'm not going to protect somebody from themselves. Stupid is a self correcting condition.

Thanks for the new sigline, 82ND.

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:05:54 PM EST

[#14]

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I'm not sure what the hell is going on here, but I have a feeling it will be an interesting ride.

I promise you that, I am going to do something important which is not possible if I am dead.

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:07:52 PM EST

[#15]

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Was this a straight or a gay bar? I imagine their is lots of pushing from behind at gay bars?

Went to a mixed bar once , went up to a really cute girl and asked her to dance , she then leaned over and kissed her girlfriend with tongue.

I then said does that mean no

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:09:04 PM EST

[#16]

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I'm not sure what the hell is going on here, but I have a feeling it will be an interesting ride.

I promise you that, I am going to do something important which is not possible if I am dead.

How do you know it's not possible if you're dead? Why put limitations upon yourself?

This is ARFCOM, dammit. We insist you get it both ways.

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:09:53 PM EST

[#17]

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Funny thing is that happened once in my life. But in the last week it has happened 3 times and I got pushed from behind twice while I was standing minding my own bussiness. Strange?

Must be a Yankee thing. I have never been accosted in a bar.

Because we're Texans. By Texan I mean a pistol is as close as on your belt but no further than out in the truck. Insert Heinlein quote here ––-><

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:10:03 PM EST

[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
So, do you want me to avenge you?

I am a christian , justice is all I would want

So why are you hanging out in bars?

I happen to be single and i have met about 4 real quality women in the last few weeks , but no matter how interested they seem when they give me their number I never hear from them again. This even happened with a very close old female friend this week, can't wait to have lunch with you then silence .

So you're hanging out in bars to meet women? And then complaining that it doesn't work out? Bars aren't the best place to meet women.

I have no problem meeting women I have a problem with criminals who screw with me and my family and that will stop

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:10:15 PM EST

[#19]

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Funny thing is that happened once in my life. But in the last week it has happened 3 times and I got pushed from behind twice while I was standing minding my own bussiness. Strange?

They're moving in on you...
they're sending you a message.

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:11:51 PM EST

[#20]

why can you be this way. I think I can go the bar but it will take awhile. My cat ran away but my mom said I can get a new one. Do you like cake.....I like cake with frosting. dont get in trouble.

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:12:28 PM EST

[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
So, do you want me to avenge you?

I am a christian , justice is all I would want

So why are you hanging out in bars?

I happen to be single and i have met about 4 real quality women in the last few weeks , but no matter how interested they seem when they give me their number I never hear from them again. This even happened with a very close old female friend this week, can't wait to have lunch with you then silence .

So you're hanging out in bars to meet women? And then complaining that it doesn't work out? Bars aren't the best place to meet women.

I have no problem meeting women I have a problem with criminals who screw with me and my family and that will stop

I'd call that a problem...

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:12:50 PM EST

[#22]

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why can you be this way. I think I can go the bar but it will take awhile. My cat ran away but my mom said I can get a new one. Do you like cake.....I like cake with frosting. dont get in trouble.

The cake is a lie.

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:13:22 PM EST

[#23]

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Funny thing is that happened once in my life. But in the last week it has happened 3 times and I got pushed from behind twice while I was standing minding my own bussiness. Strange?

They're moving in on you...

they're sending you a message.

You mean like my Aunt emailing me last night a prayer which said. God has ahold of your shoulders and his hand over your mouth.

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:15:19 PM EST

[#24]

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why can you be this way. I think I can go the bar but it will take awhile. My cat ran away but my mom said I can get a new one. Do you like cake.....I like cake with frosting. dont get in trouble.

The cake is a lie.

The PIE is a lie; the cake is a fake.
You, of all members, know this.

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:15:43 PM EST

[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:

So, do you want me to avenge you?

I am a christian , justice is all I would want

So why are you hanging out in bars?

I happen to be single and i have met about 4 real quality women in the last few weeks , but no matter how interested they seem when they give me their number I never hear from them again. This even happened with a very close old female friend this week, can't wait to have lunch with you then silence .

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:17:56 PM EST

[#26]

i avoid bars unless i go with a group of friends in case a fight breaks out, that way i'll have some backup

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:17:57 PM EST

[#27]

I can't say that ever really happened to me when I used to go to bars.

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:29:24 PM EST

[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I'm not sure what the hell is going on here, but I have a feeling it will be an interesting ride.

I promise you that, I am going to do something important which is not possible if I am dead.

I'd be happy if you stopped acting as if your secret identity was Captain Cryptic and spoke plain English. But then again, I am a girl of simple needs.

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:30:37 PM EST

[#29]

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i avoid bars unless i go with a group of friends in case a fight breaks out, that way i'll have some backup

My best friend is an ex boxer

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:31:51 PM EST

[#30]

im not sure whether i should tag this thread or back away slowly

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:32:19 PM EST

[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'm not sure what the hell is going on here, but I have a feeling it will be an interesting ride.

I promise you that, I am going to do something important which is not possible if I am dead.

I'd be happy if you stopped acting as if your secret identity was Captain Cryptic and spoke plain English. But then again, I am a girl of simple needs.

I will explain more in the future.

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:35:01 PM EST

[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I'm not sure what the hell is going on here, but I have a feeling it will be an interesting ride.

I promise you that, I am going to do something important which is not possible if I am dead.

I'd be happy if you stopped acting as if your secret identity was Captain Cryptic and spoke plain English. But then again, I am a girl of simple needs.

I will explain more in the future.

By then I'll have stopped caring...

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:35:05 PM EST

[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'm not sure what the hell is going on here, but I have a feeling it will be an interesting ride.

I promise you that, I am going to do something important which is not possible if I am dead.

I'd be happy if you stopped acting as if your secret identity was Captain Cryptic and spoke plain English. But then again, I am a girl of simple needs.

I will explain more in the future.

You sir win the *WTF is going on* award.

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:35:08 PM EST

[#34]

A friend of mine is 5-4 and gorgeous. A guy did that to her. She told him to excuse himself, so he pushed her. She slapped him hard enough to break her hand. Then the bouncers beat him.

Someday if you're lucky I will post pictures of her shooting my 375 while wearing 4" heels.

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:35:49 PM EST

[#35]

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Funny thing is that happened once in my life. But in the last week it has happened 3 times and I got pushed from behind twice while I was standing minding my own bussiness. Strange?

You seem...familliar.

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:36:18 PM EST

[#36]

This place is a different universe at night...... WTF.

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Posted: 11/20/2010 3:37:22 PM EST

[#37]

Quoted:

A friend of mine is 5-4 and gorgeous. A guy did that to her. She told him to excuse himself, so he pushed her. She slapped him hard enough to break her hand. Then the bouncers beat him.

Someday if you're lucky I will post pictures of her shooting my 375 while wearing 4" heels.

what color were the heels?

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:38:41 PM EST

[#38]

Never been pushed. I did get bashed in the head with a beer mug and then maced one night. That was one of the most interesting dates I've ever been on.

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:39:41 PM EST

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
i avoid bars unless i go with a group of friends in case a fight breaks out, that way i'll have some backup

My best friend is an ex boxer

I am a very good driver. Definitely a very good driver.

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:41:59 PM EST

[#40]

This is my advice to you: When you get there, figure it out who's who.
Find the man nobody's protecting. A man without friends. And beat him
until his eyes bleed. Let them think you are little bit crazy, but
respectful, too. Respectful of the right men.

-p.

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:42:11 PM EST

[#41]

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I've not seen this particular degree of crazy in my 5+ years here.

I am certifiable

A truly crazy person would never admit to being crazy,they would actually eat your throat for calling them crazy.

So...what are you..really ?

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:43:01 PM EST

[#42]

This is a weird thread.

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:43:04 PM EST

[#43]

Quoted:
You're an attorney?

My Father is , he was also a Judge and assistant DA

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:44:43 PM EST

[#44]

He was probably CIA.

They were probably CIA, NSA, KGB...

It's a setup.

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:44:55 PM EST

[#45]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'm not sure what the hell is going on here, but I have a feeling it will be an interesting ride.

I promise you that, I am going to do something important which is not possible if I am dead.

I'd be happy if you stopped acting as if your secret identity was Captain Cryptic and spoke plain English. But then again, I am a girl of simple needs.

I will explain more in the future.

By then I'll have stopped caring...

You should care, I would care if I knew an honest man was being fucked with in a major way by crimianls , but that is how I was raised,

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:45:53 PM EST

[#46]

Quoted:
A friend of mine is 5-4 and gorgeous. A guy did that to her. She told him to excuse himself, so he pushed her. She slapped him hard enough to break her hand. Then the bouncers beat him.

Someday if you're lucky I will post pictures of her shooting my 375 while wearing 4" heels.

I did not just stand their and take it , trust me.

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:46:31 PM EST

[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:
why can you be this way. I think I can go the bar but it will take awhile. My cat ran away but my mom said I can get a new one. Do you like cake.....I like cake with frosting. dont get in trouble.

The cake is a lie.

The PIE is a lie; the cake is a fake.
You, of all members, know this.

No.... The fucking cake is a lie....

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:47:29 PM EST

[#48]

what the fuck is going on in here?

Posted: 11/20/2010 3:48:15 PM EST

[#49]

I am really confused. Can someone help me out?

Did Gregory7 post his own information here?

Then say he thinks he will be murdered/disappear?

And then if I heard correctly, he cant talk about it but we will know something very important soon?

I dont get it.