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Link Posted: 5/11/2023 4:04:40 PM EDT
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This is the funniest thing the internet has provided in months.
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 4:10:10 PM EDT
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You could heat an alaskan village for an entire winter with that thing
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 4:11:05 PM EDT
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Shrek!
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 4:15:56 PM EDT
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THIS...
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 4:17:46 PM EDT
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There are many pvts married to dependas that are of similar body composition/attractiveness
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Eye bleach warning on this one.



There are many pvts married to dependas that are of similar body composition/attractiveness

@stk016 ... but did they have to live in barracks after that and get extra duty every weekend?


Also I believe the full name of Gorlack the Destroyer of eyes, Breaker of beds, Conquerer of buffets, Decimator of deserts, Eater of Evertthing, ...
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 4:18:37 PM EDT
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What fast food chain is gonna go woke making it their new spokes person? My vote is Hardies, they’re already going on bankrupt so this would be a hail mary to end all Hail Marys
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That would be a far cry from...
Carl's Jr. & Hardee's - The Thickburger "El Diablo" TV Commercial (Mid-Spring 2015)
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 4:26:04 PM EDT
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Mark my words...
Someday, it will literally be against the law to reject a tranny.

They will argue that rejecting Trannies = Trans genocide.
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 4:26:11 PM EDT
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That's the one from that podcast they made into Jabba. Said he gets guys all the time because he's a kink... ewwwwww
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 4:27:22 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/11/2023 4:29:53 PM EDT
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Jesus H. Christ, that's disgusting on so many levels.  

Hking
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 4:32:01 PM EDT
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I genuinely feel bad for this person.
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Link Posted: 5/11/2023 4:33:57 PM EDT
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The amount of cheese in it's folds....
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 4:43:15 PM EDT
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Seriously, some pretty funny responses from GD!

Having said that, this motherfucker is the poster child for bringing back insane asylums.  This is the kinda shit that needs locked up and on fucking meds 24-7-365
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 4:46:11 PM EDT
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you know when someone draws a face on their thumb? That's what this thing looks like.
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 5:01:34 PM EDT
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Jabba the Slut.
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 5:32:58 PM EDT
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What are the odds that the whole 'body positive' thing was started by some women that wanted to reduce the amount of competition they were facing for finding quality husbands?
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All the body positive comments and gurl power encouragement can't make men like you. Sorry you were lied to.


What are the odds that the whole 'body positive' thing was started by some women that wanted to reduce the amount of competition they were facing for finding quality husbands?


If thats the case it really fucked over men too.
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 5:37:46 PM EDT
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The only thing Gorlock the Destroyer influences is gravity.
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What is a "tik tok" influencer? Is this a real job? Who pays this person?
The only thing Gorlock the Destroyer influences is gravity.


Tide goes out when she flies out of town.
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 9:21:13 PM EDT
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This dumbass was on the whatever podcast recently. He's narcissistic, retarded, nonsensical, delusional, and uglier than the God damned Predator. Even IF he WAS a biological female, no fucking guy in their right mind is hitting that.
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 9:22:24 PM EDT
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There's hard up and, really hard up. While shopping I've seen what some girls push in a shopping cart so don't give up hope honey.
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 9:24:06 PM EDT
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It will be on Fat Tire beer bottles soon
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 9:24:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/11/2023 9:29:40 PM EDT
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We need more shaming of freaks in our society.
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 9:29:47 PM EDT
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The Marines trying to figure out if he would hit it or not?
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 9:35:37 PM EDT
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That's fucking disgusting. We are a laughing stock on the world stage. I wish nothing but the fucking worse for anyone that supports this madness.
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 10:42:09 PM EDT
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This thread makes me cry.
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 10:44:51 PM EDT
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How the f*ck could THAT be called an influencer?
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Are you not influenced to stay away from it?
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 10:57:50 PM EDT
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I didn't know Scotty Kilmer was a drag queen?!?!
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 10:59:38 PM EDT
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This thread is terrifying.
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 10:59:59 PM EDT
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Ebonics Princess Leia is kinda hot.

Gender confused Jabba the slut isn't.
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Ebonics Princess Leia is kinda hot.

Gender confused Jabba the slut isn't.

Link Posted: 5/11/2023 11:01:42 PM EDT
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Throwback Thursday up in here
Link Posted: 5/11/2023 11:07:22 PM EDT
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Must be related to this winner

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One of these things is not like the other...

I may have ridden a short bus to school, but ya may not need that there red circle...
Link Posted: 5/12/2023 12:42:01 AM EDT
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O hell yes, but calling it an "influencer" to get people to listen to it.
Link Posted: 5/12/2023 1:07:22 AM EDT
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How could that thing influence anything other than a couple pounds of french fries into its gullet?
Link Posted: 5/12/2023 1:12:13 AM EDT
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JHC I'd reject that gross shit even if it was 100% genuine pussy
Link Posted: 5/12/2023 1:34:48 AM EDT
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If I can offer it any advice  it's that when you DO try to kill yourself, and believe me, it's coming like a freight train, you DON'T try to hang yourself because:

1) Rope has its limits, and

2) You need a neck for that. You would just squirt out of the noose like someone squeezed a zit.

Link Posted: 5/12/2023 1:50:19 AM EDT
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That thing has got one seriously big fuckin' head.
Link Posted: 5/12/2023 1:54:29 AM EDT
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Bring it Solo and the Wookie!
Link Posted: 5/12/2023 2:11:02 AM EDT
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Someone should tell her she passes as a female.  A really fat ugly one nobody wants to fuck but at least passing.
Link Posted: 5/12/2023 2:13:52 AM EDT
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The amount of cheese in it's folds....
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Link Posted: 5/12/2023 2:14:05 AM EDT
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Well, at least we located a wife for this guy.

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No. Sontarans have standards. Also they don’t have genders - everyone is a clone.

Although in this case the lack of sexual reproduction might be a bonus - for the Sontaran.
Link Posted: 5/12/2023 2:17:18 AM EDT
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The horror................ The horror
Link Posted: 5/12/2023 2:17:51 AM EDT
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Well, at least we located a wife for this guy.

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Even a sontaran would be like NOPE!!! Gorlock looks like a Rutan with a face,,
Link Posted: 5/12/2023 2:36:38 AM EDT
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Wasn’t there another one of these fatty dudes identifying as a woman who tried to joined an all female gym? It didn’t go the way they thought it would when hitting the locker room.

ETA

Plus Sized Transgender Woman DEVASTATED After Based Gym Owner KICKS HIM Out Of Women's Only Gym
Link Posted: 5/12/2023 2:55:52 AM EDT
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That's a fat ugly man with man boobs, and we're supposed to act dumb and call that a woman?
Link Posted: 5/12/2023 4:39:23 AM EDT
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GORLOCK THE DESTROYER!!!  
Link Posted: 5/12/2023 4:42:13 AM EDT
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We laugh at this stuff but the ground truth is that person is deeply mentally ill and instead of getting help their illness is glorified by the woke left.
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We laugh at this stuff but the ground truth is that person is deeply mentally ill.
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So, the typical Arfcom GD’er?  
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