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Posted: 6/17/2019 2:15:40 AM EDT
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Now his grandson sits in bacon. And to think, that that archaic freak show fat body, is the poster child for 19 out of 20 American males these days. 
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Posted: 6/17/2019 3:47:56 AM EDT
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I have added ham-planet to my vocabulary.
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Posted: 6/17/2019 3:53:27 AM EDT
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FPNI!
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Posted: 6/17/2019 3:59:39 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/17/2019 4:04:27 AM EDT
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You people take the piss all you want, but right here, right now, I just learned that some time in the future, I invent time travel.
So blow that out your arse. 
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Posted: 6/17/2019 4:21:58 AM EDT
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Yeah. The men of my dad’s generation were thin as whippets, especially when young, but they worked, physically, every day and worked hard.
In all honesty, they also lived on a diet of coffee and cigarettes, so there’s that. |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 5:24:52 AM EDT
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Yeah. The men of my dad’s generation were thin as whippets, especially when young, but they worked, physically, every day and worked hard. In all honesty, they also lived on a diet of coffee and cigarettes, so there’s that. Perfect correlation |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 5:44:35 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/17/2019 5:53:56 AM EDT
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My 83 year old mother volunteers at the local hospital. They had to replace all of the standard wheelchairs with oversized units to accommodate all of the fat-asses that come to the hospital.
The new new chairs are wider than the doorway to the rooms so someone has help these fat fucks from the door to the bed or the bed to the bathroom. My little old mom weights like a 115 pounds and has to push these human garbage cans around the hospital all day, she says it is almost impossible for her to push some of these beasts around. |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 6:01:58 AM EDT
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This veritable planetoid was so large I swear you could see light bend around her. 
You know it's bad when they are so fat they start distorting the space time continuum. 
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Posted: 6/17/2019 6:35:53 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There was a ham-galaxy that rolled into Sam's club two weeks ago in Bethany OK with her friend, a mere ham-planet. I say where the incident happened in the hopes that one of the firefighters is a member here and I can laugh at his plight. Anyway, it was Sunday and at Sam's club they do free samples on Sundays. This veritable planetoid was so large I swear you could see light bend around her. The two of them were driving those scooters that fatties ride, which was funny to me. As i got close to one of the food freebie handers outers I saw the planet and her moon getting a free chunk of pop tart. While trying to maneuver it to its maw, the chunk of pop tart hit her 6th chin and tumbled to the floor. She started reaching for it, but as she did, I started laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. Then the rear tire of the scooter detonated like a bomb went off. The galaxy bounced twice with a sound like you slapped a peeled cantaloupe. It was like, "squackity squack!" Then she started squealing for someone to help her up and there was no fucking way it was going to be me, especially with me hyperventilating. The moon said to me, "This isnt funny!. To which I replied, "Nope, it is hilarious!" The firefighters got there soon after, somehow got a bigass garbage bag looking thing under her bulk, and lifted her to her feet. The look of abject disgust on the firefighters faces, heh, I'm chuckling about it now.
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Posted: 6/17/2019 6:37:24 AM EDT
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*laughs in American*
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Posted: 6/17/2019 6:59:08 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/17/2019 7:14:52 AM EDT
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STEP RIGHT UP! See this oddity of nature! Marvel at it's grotesque appearance!
Identifys as it's birth gender! 19% body fat! Completely blank skin! 32 teeth! 5"10" tall! Covered with khaki pants and a button down shirt! See the horror! NOT for children, may cause PTSD...... |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 7:24:31 AM EDT
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Fatties should be encouraged to smoke.
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Posted: 6/17/2019 7:29:04 AM EDT
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Those poor scooters. They've seen some shit, man. |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 7:30:34 AM EDT
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I wash my back with a rag on a stick. Quote HistoryQuoted:
I wash my back with a rag on a stick. |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 8:14:28 AM EDT
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Dr Nowzaraden (sp?) in Houston from my 600 lb life. I saw this episode, and many others, and is good reminder that as much as I love food it ain't all worth it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Dr Nowzaraden (sp?) in Houston from my 600 lb life. I saw this episode, and many others, and is good reminder that as much as I love food it ain't all worth it. |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 8:35:50 AM EDT
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Looks svelte compared to the average person you see shopping at Walmart. I've seen true handicapped people have to wait 2 hours to shop because the whale schooner pilots ran the batteries down on all the schooners. |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 8:37:33 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryI damn near threw up, are people trying to out-fat one another? WTF? 
I don't know if I want anymore coffee, not sure I want to be totally awake. |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 8:43:22 AM EDT
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 Fat Man-Jethro Tull |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 8:44:46 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There was a ham-galaxy that rolled into Sam's club two weeks ago in Bethany OK with her friend, a mere ham-planet. I say where the incident happened in the hopes that one of the firefighters is a member here and I can laugh at his plight. Anyway, it was Sunday and at Sam's club they do free samples on Sundays. This veritable planetoid was so large I swear you could see light bend around her. The two of them were driving those scooters that fatties ride, which was funny to me. As i got close to one of the food freebie handers outers I saw the planet and her moon getting a free chunk of pop tart. While trying to maneuver it to its maw, the chunk of pop tart hit her 6th chin and tumbled to the floor. She started reaching for it, but as she did, I started laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. Then the rear tire of the scooter detonated like a bomb went off. The galaxy bounced twice with a sound like you slapped a peeled cantaloupe. It was like, "squackity squack!" Then she started squealing for someone to help her up and there was no fucking way it was going to be me, especially with me hyperventilating. The moon said to me, "This isnt funny!. To which I replied, "Nope, it is hilarious!" The firefighters got there soon after, somehow got a bigass garbage bag looking thing under her bulk, and lifted her to her feet. The look of abject disgust on the firefighters faces, heh, I'm chuckling about it now. |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 8:49:26 AM EDT
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FFS...
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Posted: 6/17/2019 8:49:39 AM EDT
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Him and the tattooed lady would just be typical spectators at a freak show today. 
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Posted: 6/17/2019 8:52:37 AM EDT
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The firefighters got there soon after, somehow got a bigass garbage bag looking thing under her bulk, and lifted her to her feet. The look of abject disgust on the firefighters faces, heh, I'm chuckling about it now. Also, when cutting open homes to transport bariatrics, we'd find all sorts of things in their folds when moving them. Shiney dimes, missing keys, TV remotes. |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 8:52:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: RIP Sean |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 8:52:50 AM EDT
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I just woke up my wife 3 week old son laughing my ass off. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: Funniest post I’ve read so far this year 
Who is the father? |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 8:52:50 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/17/2019 8:53:20 AM EDT
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There was a ham-galaxy that rolled into Sam's club two weeks ago in Bethany OK with her friend, a mere ham-planet. I say where the incident happened in the hopes that one of the firefighters is a member here and I can laugh at his plight. Anyway, it was Sunday and at Sam's club they do free samples on Sundays. This veritable planetoid was so large I swear you could see light bend around her. The two of them were driving those scooters that fatties ride, which was funny to me. As i got close to one of the food freebie handers outers I saw the planet and her moon getting a free chunk of pop tart. While trying to maneuver it to its maw, the chunk of pop tart hit her 6th chin and tumbled to the floor. She started reaching for it, but as she did, I started laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. Then the rear tire of the scooter detonated like a bomb went off. The galaxy bounced twice with a sound like you slapped a peeled cantaloupe. It was like, "squackity squack!" Then she started squealing for someone to help her up and there was no fucking way it was going to be me, especially with me hyperventilating. The moon said to me, "This isnt funny!. To which I replied, "Nope, it is hilarious!" The firefighters got there soon after, somehow got a bigass garbage bag looking thing under her bulk, and lifted her to her feet. The look of abject disgust on the firefighters faces, heh, I'm chuckling about it now. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Looks svelte compared to the average person you see shopping at Walmart. Anyway, it was Sunday and at Sam's club they do free samples on Sundays. This veritable planetoid was so large I swear you could see light bend around her. The two of them were driving those scooters that fatties ride, which was funny to me. As i got close to one of the food freebie handers outers I saw the planet and her moon getting a free chunk of pop tart. While trying to maneuver it to its maw, the chunk of pop tart hit her 6th chin and tumbled to the floor. She started reaching for it, but as she did, I started laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. Then the rear tire of the scooter detonated like a bomb went off. The galaxy bounced twice with a sound like you slapped a peeled cantaloupe. It was like, "squackity squack!" Then she started squealing for someone to help her up and there was no fucking way it was going to be me, especially with me hyperventilating. The moon said to me, "This isnt funny!. To which I replied, "Nope, it is hilarious!" The firefighters got there soon after, somehow got a bigass garbage bag looking thing under her bulk, and lifted her to her feet. The look of abject disgust on the firefighters faces, heh, I'm chuckling about it now.
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Posted: 6/17/2019 8:54:55 AM EDT
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Now his grandson sits in TC |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 9:00:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There was a ham-galaxy that rolled into Sam's club two weeks ago in Bethany OK with her friend, a mere ham-planet. I say where the incident happened in the hopes that one of the firefighters is a member here and I can laugh at his plight. Anyway, it was Sunday and at Sam's club they do free samples on Sundays. This veritable planetoid was so large I swear you could see light bend around her. The two of them were driving those scooters that fatties ride, which was funny to me. As i got close to one of the food freebie handers outers I saw the planet and her moon getting a free chunk of pop tart. While trying to maneuver it to its maw, the chunk of pop tart hit her 6th chin and tumbled to the floor. She started reaching for it, but as she did, I started laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. Then the rear tire of the scooter detonated like a bomb went off. The galaxy bounced twice with a sound like you slapped a peeled cantaloupe. It was like, "squackity squack!" Then she started squealing for someone to help her up and there was no fucking way it was going to be me, especially with me hyperventilating. The moon said to me, "This isnt funny!. To which I replied, "Nope, it is hilarious!" The firefighters got there soon after, somehow got a bigass garbage bag looking thing under her bulk, and lifted her to her feet. The look of abject disgust on the firefighters faces, heh, I'm chuckling about it now. I've often thought it would be awesome if there was a battery cable I could get to on one of those fatmobiles. Wait till they go to the back of the store and just reach over and unplug it. Stranded whale! 
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Posted: 6/17/2019 9:02:43 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There was a ham-galaxy that rolled into Sam's club two weeks ago in Bethany OK with her friend, a mere ham-planet. I say where the incident happened in the hopes that one of the firefighters is a member here and I can laugh at his plight. Anyway, it was Sunday and at Sam's club they do free samples on Sundays. This veritable planetoid was so large I swear you could see light bend around her. The two of them were driving those scooters that fatties ride, which was funny to me. As i got close to one of the food freebie handers outers I saw the planet and her moon getting a free chunk of pop tart. While trying to maneuver it to its maw, the chunk of pop tart hit her 6th chin and tumbled to the floor. She started reaching for it, but as she did, I started laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. Then the rear tire of the scooter detonated like a bomb went off. The galaxy bounced twice with a sound like you slapped a peeled cantaloupe. It was like, "squackity squack!" Then she started squealing for someone to help her up and there was no fucking way it was going to be me, especially with me hyperventilating. The moon said to me, "This isnt funny!. To which I replied, "Nope, it is hilarious!" The firefighters got there soon after, somehow got a bigass garbage bag looking thing under her bulk, and lifted her to her feet. The look of abject disgust on the firefighters faces, heh, I'm chuckling about it now. |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 9:05:53 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/17/2019 9:06:31 AM EDT
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I get a kick out of watching old movies for visuals; people were thin as hell in the 30's and 40's, and that was back when they ate the stuff that is taboo nowadays. watch movies from the 80's and early 90's and people were thin. late 90's people started chunking up, today its just ridiculous. |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 9:06:36 AM EDT
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Funny this thread popped up.
Last night my wife and I were watching a movie with John Candy in it and talking about how he was considered such a huge fat guy back then, but now it wouldn’t be unusual at all. |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 9:07:55 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: you don't gotta go back to the 30's and 40's. watch movies from the 80's and early 90's and people were thin. late 90's people started chunking up, today its just ridiculous. 
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Posted: 6/17/2019 9:13:44 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/17/2019 9:13:45 AM EDT
[#38]
 Fat People | In Bruges | Screen Bites |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 9:15:28 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There was a ham-galaxy that rolled into Sam's club two weeks ago in Bethany OK with her friend, a mere ham-planet. I say where the incident happened in the hopes that one of the firefighters is a member here and I can laugh at his plight. Anyway, it was Sunday and at Sam's club they do free samples on Sundays. This veritable planetoid was so large I swear you could see light bend around her. The two of them were driving those scooters that fatties ride, which was funny to me. As i got close to one of the food freebie handers outers I saw the planet and her moon getting a free chunk of pop tart. While trying to maneuver it to its maw, the chunk of pop tart hit her 6th chin and tumbled to the floor. She started reaching for it, but as she did, I started laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. Then the rear tire of the scooter detonated like a bomb went off. The galaxy bounced twice with a sound like you slapped a peeled cantaloupe. It was like, "squackity squack!" Then she started squealing for someone to help her up and there was no fucking way it was going to be me, especially with me hyperventilating. The moon said to me, "This isnt funny!. To which I replied, "Nope, it is hilarious!" The firefighters got there soon after, somehow got a bigass garbage bag looking thing under her bulk, and lifted her to her feet. The look of abject disgust on the firefighters faces, heh, I'm chuckling about it now. |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 9:15:52 AM EDT
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STEP RIGHT UP! See this oddity of nature! Marvel at it's grotesque appearance! Identifys as it's birth gender! 19% body fat! Completely blank skin! 32 teeth! 5"10" tall! Covered with khaki pants and a button down shirt! See the horror! NOT for children, may cause PTSD...... |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 9:18:06 AM EDT
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That's corn subsidies making the cheapest food the most calorically dense (but least nutritious), and benefits favoring people that buy the cheapest shit Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: Thanks to welfare (EBT & etc), America has successfully created something that was heretofore unheard of, and has never before existed in the entire history of the world: Fat poor people. |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 9:18:46 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/17/2019 9:19:43 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Thanks to welfare (EBT & etc), America has successfully created something that was heretofore unheard of, and has never before existed in the entire history of the world: Fat poor people. |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 9:20:48 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's corn subsidies making the cheapest food the most calorically dense (but least nutritious), and benefits favoring people that buy the cheapest shit |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 9:20:58 AM EDT
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Funny this thread popped up. Last night my wife and I were watching a movie with John Candy in it and talking about how he was considered such a huge fat guy back then, but now it wouldn’t be unusual at all. |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 9:22:23 AM EDT
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Rise of the internet.....hmmm...….. |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 9:28:20 AM EDT
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and that helps cancer and immune diseases to flourish Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: That's corn subsidies making the cheapest food the most calorically dense (but least nutritious), and benefits favoring people that buy the cheapest shit Also, fat people suck. |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 9:28:40 AM EDT
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Fatties should be encouraged to smoke. Correlation does not equal causation. Food pyramid has more to do with the increase in fatties than anything. There were still skinny people in the 70's and 80's. Plus other nutritional myths like eating several times a day. Another phenomenon is the change in the perception of what is representative of normal human proportions. If you look at the diet threads in GD you will notice this. Fatties go on a diet and the goal weight - is still fat. The big fear is becoming "too skinny". Normally proportioned people are routinely mocked in GD. It reminds me of the fat acceptance feminists, the triggly puffs. |
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Posted: 6/17/2019 9:34:43 AM EDT
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How do fat people wipe their asses?
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Posted: 6/17/2019 9:37:57 AM EDT
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I recently was asked by a health care provider about the logistics of transporting one of their patients to a hospital for tests. They swear up and down the guy weighs 600 pounds. The problem for them is the ambulance company says he won't fit through the door. The fire department is willing to "fix" that situation but then that would leave the house standing wide open. I told them the homeowner should hire someone to put in oversize doors in the house but that was just too damned logical and everyone wants to make it local government's problem. The last time I saw one that big moved was post-mortem. The FD sawed through the side of the house into the bedroom because they couldn't make the turns to get him out the patio sliding doors. Appalachia has more than it's share of wildly obese people it would seem.
The sideshow freak from 1885 was just putting up rookie numbers. |
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