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10/12/2011 4:18:28 AM EDT
What's your favorite made up fact?  I'll start:

If you laid all of the hippies in California end to end across the Pacific Ocean, the world would be a better place.  

Ok, that one is actually true, let me try again...

Aibohp is the fear of dyslexia.

The animal land speed record is held by the Spotted African Possum having been clocked at nearly 280 mph.

9 out of 8 people are really bad at math.

The circle is the only shape to have been officially recognized by the UN.

10/12/2011 4:27:01 AM EDT
[#1]
In 2007 1.3 billion children were killed by MG-42 machine guns in CA.
10/12/2011 4:28:40 AM EDT
[#2]
If you ohn silencers the government can serch your house whenever they want.

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10/12/2011 4:30:39 AM EDT
[#3]
Black people have an extra muscle in their calf.  That's why they run so fast and jump so high.
10/12/2011 4:30:41 AM EDT
[#4]
I'm Batman
10/12/2011 4:33:15 AM EDT
[#5]
Dummycraps are for the WORKING person.

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10/12/2011 4:33:41 AM EDT
[#6]
Chaz.
10/12/2011 4:35:06 AM EDT
[#7]
Setting a modern automotive battery on concrete will discharge it.
10/12/2011 4:37:36 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Black people have an extra muscle in their calf.  That's why they run so fast and jump so high.


But they have skinny ankles. That's why they can't ice skate.

The AK47 is the preferred weapon of our enemy.
10/12/2011 4:39:20 AM EDT
[#9]
"the trouble with the internet is you can never be too sure if the quotes are legit"
-Abraham Lincoln
10/12/2011 4:42:35 AM EDT
[#10]
Assault weapons are the preferred firearms of criminals and gang bangers.

A gun that holds a lot of bullets is designed to kill human beings and has no other purpose, but a dual-turbo car that gets 700 horsepower and seats two is perfectly acceptable as a daily commuter.
10/12/2011 4:42:55 AM EDT
[#11]




Quoted:

Chaz.




What you did there...I see it.
Edited to add: Liberals are more tolerant than Conservatives.
10/12/2011 4:49:33 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Black people have an extra muscle in their calf.  That's why they run so fast and jump so high.


its true I tell ya
10/12/2011 4:54:34 AM EDT
[#13]
In 1987, EIGHT MILLION children 'disappeared.' Overnight!


That was the first year that parents were required to provide a SS number for their dependant children.
10/12/2011 4:55:56 AM EDT
[#14]
Mr. Rogers was a sniper in Vietnam with 50 confirmed kills.
10/12/2011 5:16:39 AM EDT
[#15]
"There's a secret cure for herpes developed by the Czechs. It requires electrical shocks to the penis."

I was told this by an adult when I was a know nothing 14 year old. He was a good guy and taught me how to meet girls. I am certain he believes it.
10/12/2011 5:19:15 AM EDT
[#16]
87% of all statistics are made up.
10/12/2011 5:21:22 AM EDT
[#17]
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
10/12/2011 5:23:11 AM EDT
[#18]
The Taurus Judge is the best home/car/self defense weapon.

EVAR!



10/12/2011 5:24:41 AM EDT
[#19]
99% of the US population is smelly hippies.
10/12/2011 5:24:45 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape


Thanks, that just paid for my First Class ticket to hell.
10/12/2011 5:31:20 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Black people have an extra muscle in their calf.  That's why they run so fast and jump so high.


I thought it was an extra bone in their foot.
10/12/2011 5:31:29 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
87% of all statistics are made up.


71% of all people know that.
10/12/2011 5:35:25 AM EDT
[#23]
Some say...

His genitals are on upside-down and his earwax tastes like Turkish Delight.

10/12/2011 5:39:57 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Black people have an extra muscle in their calf.  That's why they run so fast and jump so high.


I thought it was an extra bone in their foot.


http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16937962



Oops, they do have more fast twitch muscles on avg making them good runners etc. whereas whites have more slow twitch fibers in general making them overall stronger e.g. power lifters.   The differences are small but real and obviously vary tremendously from individual to individual.  There is a reason their are races, were were evolving away from each other due to climate, geography, resource types - that is all pretty much moot now and has been for thousands of years with the advent of civilization.
10/12/2011 5:45:34 AM EDT
[#25]
Obama will bring hope and change.........
10/12/2011 5:47:27 AM EDT
[#26]
ALL Hillbillies have 12 inch dicks.



Oh wait, you said made up facts.



10/12/2011 5:50:13 AM EDT
[#27]
We need to spend more money to get us out of this Recession.
10/12/2011 5:50:36 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape


Thats just wrong
10/12/2011 6:18:10 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
"the trouble with the internet is you can never be too sure if the quotes are legit"
-Abraham Lincoln


10/12/2011 6:21:02 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
"the trouble with the internet is you can never be too sure if the quotes are legit"
-Abraham Lincoln


America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad-ass speed.

- Eleanor Roosevelt, 1965
10/12/2011 6:21:06 AM EDT
[#31]
Richard Gere had to go to the emergency room to have a gerbil removed.

Rod Stewart had 20 lbs of semen pumped out of his stomach.
10/12/2011 6:21:42 AM EDT
[#32]



Quoted:



Quoted:

"the trouble with the internet is you can never be too sure if the quotes are legit"

-Abraham Lincoln




America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad-ass speed.



- Eleanor Roosevelt, 1965


"A quote oft repeated soon becomes fact."



-Mark Twain, 1899



 
10/12/2011 6:24:13 AM EDT
[#33]
Asian girls??

That's right, their poonanny runs sideways.
10/12/2011 6:25:40 AM EDT
[#34]
San Diego is German for "whale's vagina".
10/12/2011 6:25:46 AM EDT
[#35]
10/12/2011 6:40:39 AM EDT
[#36]
60% of the time it works every time.
10/12/2011 6:59:06 AM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
Asian girls??

That's right, their poonanny runs sideways.


That depends on which way you turn them.
10/12/2011 7:00:59 AM EDT
[#38]
The plane will take off.
10/12/2011 7:01:08 AM EDT
[#39]



Quoted:


60% of the time it works every time.


Damn!  Beat me to it!



 
10/12/2011 7:02:28 AM EDT
[#40]
Moderators can't orgasam unless they hear the screaming of tortured rabbits
10/12/2011 7:03:35 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Moderators can't orgasam unless they hear the screaming of tortured rabbits


IBTL
10/12/2011 7:08:11 AM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
87% of all statistics are made up.


No, They just took a new poll and only 5.56% of facts were true
10/12/2011 7:08:31 AM EDT
[#43]
5.56 was designed to wound not kill.
10/12/2011 7:10:49 AM EDT
[#44]
"Chili doesn't have beans."  That one makes me laugh every time.
10/12/2011 7:20:18 AM EDT
[#45]
Yoko Ono, before marrying John Lennon, was married to Sonny Bono.


Later
she wed U-2 lead singer, Bono (pronounced "Bonno”); and after divorcing
him wed Pat Boone.


Technically speaking, before she married John Lennon,
her name was Yoko Ono Bono Bono Boone.





On November 20, 1983, George H.W. Bush awakened mid-way during the
airing of the made-for-TV movie The Day After, and assumed the U.S. was
really under a nuclear attack.

The rheumy-eyed Veep had punched in 2/3
of the launch codes to America ’s nuclear arsenal, before a guffawing
President Reagan and Secretary of State George Schultz, were able to
calm him down.



10/12/2011 8:17:25 AM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Yoko Ono, before marrying John Lennon, was married to Sonny Bono.
Later she wed U-2 lead singer, Bono (pronounced "Bonno”); and after divorcing him wed Pat Boone.
Technically speaking, before she married John Lennon, her name was Yoko Ono Bono Bono Boone.


I don't know why but this cracks me up.

Oh, the above was not a submission germane to the thread title and subsequent contents and should not be considered a 'made up fact' but should be know as 'the fact', as a matter of fact.


ByteTheBullet  (-:
10/12/2011 8:20:02 AM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
What's your favorite made up fact?  I'll start:

If you laid all of the hippies in California end to end across the Pacific Ocean, the world would be a better place.  

Ok, that one is actually true, let me try again...

Aibohp is the fear of dyslexia.

The animal land speed record is held by the Spotted African Possum having been clocked at nearly 280 mph.

9 out of 8 people are really bad at math.

The circle is the only shape to have been officially recognized by the UN.




this is great.
10/12/2011 8:23:51 AM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
I'm Batman


No you're not. You're a Guy On A Spotted Coooooooooooow
10/12/2011 8:24:04 AM EDT
[#49]
We're from the government, and we're here to help.

TXL
10/12/2011 8:25:06 AM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
Mr. Rogers was a sniper in Vietnam with 50 confirmed kills.


No, no––it was Bob Ross, the "Happy little trees!" painter guy.

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