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Posted: 6/30/2019 9:37:17 PM EST

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Well they're good in that they instantly let you know that person is a douche.

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Posted: 6/30/2019 9:41:17 PM EST

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Like white framed sunglasses, tapout shirts, and 24" mud tires it's a instant sign of a douchebag

Posted: 6/30/2019 9:41:43 PM EST

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Did you say something against flat-brimmed hats?

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That one and this one are the only flat brimmed hats that look good.

Posted: 6/30/2019 9:43:08 PM EST

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Gay!

Posted: 6/30/2019 9:43:20 PM EST

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Flat brim baseball caps = stupid
flat all around brim had = cool.

Posted: 6/30/2019 9:56:46 PM EST

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haha

you are wearing one in your avatar

in any case, i dont think all hats a stupid. some people can rock them..I can't. I look pretty stupid in most hats. I was at Goorin brothers in NYC a few months back, and had gotten the idea in my head that as a bass player I should probably be wearing a Fedora ( I had just recently had some lessons with Oskar Cartaya which led me to believe wearing a Fedora might make me play better). Anyway, thank god that place had mirrors because I just look simply retarded in every hat there

Posted: 6/30/2019 10:28:48 PM EST

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I was looking at a ballcap at a motorcycle dealership last week.
Every fucking hat was the same, some sort of retarded sticker on the brim and flat bills.

First thing I did was curve the bill and then put it on.
One of the parts monkey's comes out from behind the counter and tells me that if it can't be straightened I have to buy it.

I talk to the owner and he says "stupid fucking flat brimmed hats, go ahead and take it".

The counter monkey didn't like that.

Posted: 7/1/2019 12:08:57 AM EST

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It's straight up fly, yo!

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that’s honkey OG to you, sonny!

Posted: 7/1/2019 12:12:12 AM EST

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That one and this one are the only flat brimmed hats that look good.
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Did you say something against flat-brimmed hats?

https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2013/12/16/billjack162way_custom-fda2cd0cb15cee15980f6cb2c7fba65b065cc001.jpg

That one and this one are the only flat brimmed hats that look good.
http://7wallpapers.net/wp-content/uploads/2_Lee-Van-Cleef.jpg

Who wants a mustache ride?

Posted: 7/1/2019 12:19:58 AM EST

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ghey

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Posted: 7/1/2019 12:21:57 AM EST

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Don't really care one way or the other. It is how most ppl wear them these days...

Posted: 7/1/2019 12:55:45 AM EST

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I don't care what other people wear.

I just don't see why anyone would want to advertise to the world their cultural insecurity and lack of intelligence.

Posted: 7/1/2019 1:43:30 AM EST

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Another clownish look co-opted from the ghetto.

Makes you look like a trashy retard.

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Growing up only actuall retarded kids wore like that...looks dumb as shit

Posted: 7/1/2019 2:37:11 AM EST

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Laughs in flat brim, wears it crooked, and plays in MLB.

Jay

Posted: 7/1/2019 7:39:55 AM EST

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A friend of mine has three boys under the age of 12. They left the bills of their hats flat. The youngest brother is a handsome little shit and he rocks the flat bill well.

Now a guy I work with who is pushing 40 wears all that cross fit, MMA, Grunt Style shit and of course has to wear a hat with the flat bill and one ear tucked in. What a fucking mong. We've said to him for years he looks like a douchebag but he still persists in being a douchebag. There is no help for these walking abortions.

Posted: 7/1/2019 7:49:24 AM EST

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Bro, it came with my Noveske/BRCC collab order, bro.

Posted: 7/1/2019 7:51:01 AM EST

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LOL. yeah, kind'a sort'a how I see 'em.

Posted: 7/1/2019 7:54:18 AM EST

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I swear GD analyzes how guys dress more than the queer eye shows.

Posted: 7/1/2019 8:04:26 AM EST

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https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Flatbiller

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The 2nd website is so 2006

Posted: 7/1/2019 8:13:47 AM EST

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Posted: 7/1/2019 8:17:38 AM EST

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Like white framed sunglasses, tapout shirts, and 24" mud tires it's a instant sign of a douchebag

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Add a neck tat, 3lb vape pen, Punisher stickers and a Monster.

Posted: 7/1/2019 8:46:59 AM EST

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It's the in thing.

My boys both play baseball and the entire league of kids leave the rim straight.

Is what it is.

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Yup. It's not my look, but i don't care who does it. It's no different than the backwards hat look from when i was a kid.

Posted: 7/1/2019 8:51:48 AM EST

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Well they're good in that they instantly let you know that person is a douche.

flat brimmed baseball hats really are a good indicator, and i cringe whenever i see one on someone.

Posted: 7/1/2019 8:53:07 AM EST

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... it makes one look retarded

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Tuck the ears in for bonus retard-points.

Posted: 7/1/2019 8:54:05 AM EST

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The "flat-bill look", complete with stickers, shows that you are so baller,
that all your gear is eternally new and most likely shop lifted

Posted: 7/1/2019 8:55:11 AM EST

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Did you say something against flat-brimmed hats?

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That and Argentine are cool AF!

Posted: 7/1/2019 8:56:53 AM EST

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Smokey the Bear is ghey?

"Be well."

Posted: 7/1/2019 8:57:06 AM EST

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They make me cringe every time.

Same as socks with sandals, white rimmed glasses, and girls with 5+ rings on their fingers.

Posted: 7/1/2019 8:57:33 AM EST

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Our neighbor's grand kid was at the beach wearing a flat brim.

I helped the lad out, and gave it a proper curve -which helps it fit the curve of your forehead better, BTW.

When I put it on his head, I told grandma, "there, we don't want him to look like a douche-bag, do we?"

She laughed.

Apparently, the dad wears flat-brims. And yes, he IS a douche-bag.

Posted: 7/1/2019 8:59:00 AM EST

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you know what is more stupid? caring what other grown men wear and making a whole thread about it, leave the fashion gossip to women....

bet you wont go up to a guy wearing a flat cap and tell him its stupid...

Posted: 7/1/2019 8:59:49 AM EST

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Fitted ball caps are usually semi flat , most of the mlb players hats have a near flat brim

Posted: 7/1/2019 9:02:15 AM EST

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you know what is more stupid? caring what other people wear and making a whole thread about it....

bet you wont go up to a guy wearing a flat cap and tell him its stupid...

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Why would anyone want to talk to a douche-bag?

I don't care if if douche-bags want to be douche-bags.

AND... it's great that they fly their douche-bag flags, so that we know not to interact with them.

It's nature's way of saying, "STAY AWAY! This one's a douche-bag."

Posted: 7/1/2019 9:04:48 AM EST

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I do not wear flat brimmed hats but I have a difficult time taking fashion advice from a forum full of people who wear cargo shorts and white New Balance sneakers.

Posted: 7/1/2019 9:06:11 AM EST

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I guess this guys a douche

Posted: 7/1/2019 9:06:24 AM EST

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It's the in thing.

My boys both play baseball and the entire league of kids leave the rim straight.

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I despise this say, more so then Flat brimmed hats.

Posted: 7/1/2019 9:07:16 AM EST

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I guess this guys a douche https://www.mossberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/colion500.jpg

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Well, he IS wearing a douche-bag hat.

It's cultural appropriation.

Everyone knows that "douche-bag" refers to white guys.

Posted: 7/1/2019 9:07:50 AM EST

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I don’t care what other people wear.

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This. You people literally bitch about everything.

Posted: 7/1/2019 9:09:52 AM EST

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I guess this guys a douche https://www.mossberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/colion500.jpg

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Outlier

Posted: 7/1/2019 9:11:59 AM EST

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Posted: 7/1/2019 9:15:35 AM EST

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Did you say something against flat-brimmed hats?

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I had a hat like that in high school, complete with the beaded hat band. It lost its shape after it blew off while riding my motorcycle and got run over by a few cars & trucks. I was wearing a helmet and the girl on the back was supposed to be holding onto the hat, but I had to turn around and run across three lanes of traffic to retrieve it.

Posted: 7/1/2019 9:18:16 AM EST

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I guess this guys a douche https://www.mossberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/colion500.jpg

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We'll I didn't want to be the first to say anything.

Posted: 7/1/2019 9:19:49 AM EST

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Like white framed sunglasses, tapout shirts, and 24" mud tires it's a instant sign of a douchebag

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Never seen 24'' mud tires, that would be weird.

Posted: 7/1/2019 9:21:38 AM EST

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Yay or nay?

Generally DGAF what people wear, but man these look stupid on most folks that wear them.

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They are only cool if you are driving around in a diesel brodozen with 24" Wheels, a 12" lift kit, and also have a Tapout and Saltlife stick on the back. Oh, and don't forgot your white Oakleys.

Posted: 7/1/2019 9:24:53 AM EST

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... it makes one look retarded

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I think you're being too kind.

Posted: 7/1/2019 9:25:54 AM EST

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White trash

Posted: 7/1/2019 9:27:01 AM EST

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Its a Ute thing. Enjoy your ghettoization.

Posted: 7/1/2019 9:29:45 AM EST

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He’s ears aren’t tucked in

Posted: 7/1/2019 9:29:50 AM EST

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Especially if the wearer tucks their ears into the hat. FFS

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Yep

Posted: 7/1/2019 9:31:22 AM EST

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Scientific fact, a flat billed cap keeps more
Sun out of your eyes than a forcibly curved hat bill does.

Is this one of those threads by a grown man who wears overalls?