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Posted: 8/7/2014 3:33:46 AM EDT
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There were pretty interesting things in the shitter stalls at Camp Fallujah. Good enough to be modern art ,masterpieces that would but Rembrandt and Michelangelo to shame. One of which was God vs Satan playing COD on the Xbox. It took up the entire stall door. all of the ones I remember from camp fallujah were were chuck norris jokes. literally, hundreds of them. |
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Posted: 8/7/2014 4:05:10 AM EDT
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Welcome to Sanford
Where the men are men And the Sheep are Scared |
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Posted: 8/7/2014 5:09:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Didnt personally see this. Just an internet pic. But thought it was cool. http://i.imgur.com/cxKMPtc.jpg Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile That is pretty neat actually
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Posted: 8/7/2014 5:34:46 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryRoadhouse |
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Posted: 8/7/2014 5:51:16 AM EDT
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Here I sit broken hearted
Tried to Shit but only Farted Wasted a dime but I don't care I'll just sit and smell the air |
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Posted: 8/7/2014 6:16:45 AM EDT
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"Mexican space shuttle" is pretty commonplace on jobsites around here.
So much so, that many of us just say "I gotta go use the shuttle" when it is time to take a piss break. |
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Posted: 8/7/2014 12:24:03 PM EDT
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Porta-Shitter in the Boardwalk at KAF:
"If you got your combat patch sitting here in KAF, take it off because you haven't earned it!" "But there are rocket attacks!" "Your mom takes rocket attacks in her butthole and she doesn't wear a combat patch." |
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Posted: 8/7/2014 12:37:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/7/2014 1:18:43 PM EDT
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Here I sit in silent bliss
listening to the sound of piss Now and then a fart is heard Followed by a splashing turd Now I sit in misty vapor Some fuck stole the toilet paper The boss is calling I must not linger What the hell I'll use my finger |
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Posted: 8/7/2014 1:59:18 PM EDT
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ive seen that in 3 different countries... also seen on a shitter wall in Kuwait "better get that cock now slut cause in 12hrs your a fat ugly bitch again!" Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'm surprised no tank holders have posted this one yet: "Wagner loves the cock" Shitters near Baghdad out-processing tents on BIAP and many other places.............. "female soldiers prepare to be a 3 again" 
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Posted: 8/7/2014 2:38:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/7/2014 2:53:12 PM EDT
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Written on the wall of Air Force calibration school:
For the best time call 303-499-7111 It's the audio feed for The Time and Frequency radio station WWV. |
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Posted: 8/7/2014 4:03:00 PM EDT
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On the toilet paper dispenser, hard to read standing, eye level while on the toilet-"You Now Have Herpes" and "Your butt is where my butt was".
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Posted: 8/7/2014 4:07:18 PM EDT
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This is a tee-pee
For you to go pee-pee Not a wig-wam To beat your tom-tom |
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Posted: 8/7/2014 4:08:18 PM EDT
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"Please do not throw toothpicks in the toilet. Crabs can pole vault"
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Posted: 8/7/2014 4:20:12 PM EDT
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Here I sit
Broken hearted Came to shit But only farted |
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Posted: 8/7/2014 4:20:26 PM EDT
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A conversation that was ongoing for a week over a toilet at work---
Person 1-Flush the toilet. Person 2-How? 1-Grab handle, push or pull in any direction. 2-Why? 1-Because I said so. 2-Who Are You? 1-Robert Stack 2-Lick my sac. Also, Person 1-Walmart Sucks. Person 2-But you still shop here. Person 1-Not shop, work |
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Posted: 8/7/2014 4:26:10 PM EDT
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My college science building had a restroom with some interesting graffiti and art work. Someone had actually taken the time to sit there on that throne for what likely amounted to hours in total, carving out a full body image of a naked woman on the inside of the stall door. And it was actually impressive quality! This dude did some good highly detailed work with the tip of his pocket knife. Fort Leonard Wood, Missouri, circa 2010, Portashitter outside CIF. A fully drawn and developed female body. Laying on her back, legs spread for the world to see, I wish I had a phone to take a picture, as it was so beautiful I almost cried. |
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Posted: 8/7/2014 4:34:22 PM EDT
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I wish I had written down some of the shit written in the port-a-shitters in Iraq. Literary geniuses pinching loaves in there... Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I was all over Iraq. I wish i had photographed all the grafitti. Be a great book. |
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Posted: 8/7/2014 4:49:20 PM EDT
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our aim is to keep this bathroom clean "YOUR AIM HELPS"
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Posted: 8/7/2014 5:03:15 PM EDT
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www.takeadump.com/cam/yourass
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Posted: 8/7/2014 5:14:08 PM EDT
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all of the ones I remember from camp fallujah were were chuck norris jokes. literally, hundreds of them. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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There were pretty interesting things in the shitter stalls at Camp Fallujah. Good enough to be modern art ,masterpieces that would but Rembrandt and Michelangelo to shame. One of which was God vs Satan playing COD on the Xbox. It took up the entire stall door. all of the ones I remember from camp fallujah were were chuck norris jokes. literally, hundreds of them. 2008, Balad, they had big rocks in the portapottie urinals to keep cigarette butts out of the tank, someone wrote, "Chuck Norris' kidney stone" with an arrow pointing to the rock. |
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Posted: 8/7/2014 5:27:12 PM EDT
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In a truck stop in the old days . Speed kills drive a Mack and live forever .
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