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Posted: 6/26/2018 10:15:35 AM EDT

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I nominate the Pontiac Aztec.

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:15:42 AM EDT

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(Testicle monster)" I cannot argue that" (Testicle monster)

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:16:02 AM EDT

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I think the Fiat 500 beats all of those followed closely by the SMART.

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:16:13 AM EDT

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The mustang II.

From this:

To this in just four years.

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:16:15 AM EDT

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Gayest defined as "most homosexual" or as "most dumb/ridiculous"?
Because the answers are different.

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:16:24 AM EDT

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Lexus SC 400 convertible or any BWM 3 series convertible.

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:16:32 AM EDT

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Possibly, but seems more pedophile than gay.

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Pontiac Aztek
https://www.rvt.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/Daniel-Tempus-Strings1.jpg

Possibly, but seems more pedophile than gay.

shenanigans.

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:16:32 AM EDT

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Yeah, I was thinking Kia as being gayest. I thought this forum proved that.

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:16:38 AM EDT

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A 1980s Pontiac Firebird with a V6. The driver is guaranteed to be either a gay male or a female dental assistant.

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:17:21 AM EDT

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I dunno about gay, but the Cube is a ugly-ass sumbitch.

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That thing is pure Japanese.
If you visit Japan, you'd understand that vehicle.

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:17:23 AM EDT

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Posted: 6/26/2018 10:17:27 AM EDT

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Old enough to remember this?

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lol, beaten by 2 seconds.

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:19:39 AM EDT

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Nissan Murano convertible

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Gotta say, those are hideous

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:20:21 AM EDT

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AMC Pacer is the hands down winner. It was beyond butt ugly.

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:20:25 AM EDT

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Red Mazda Miata. Especially when and overweight gray haired guy is driving it.

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how come whenever a Miata is shown in GD, it's always the decades old models?

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:20:33 AM EDT

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After carefully reviewing each post I have determined that the OP is pretty much spot-on.

Also, the AMC Pacer was just gangly, awkward and ugly. Not necessarily gay. The car in OP's post is striaght-up gay.
Aztek is close second homo.

Just go back to the original post and look at that vehicle. Now imagine a dude of your own choosing driving that. There's no way that dude is not gay. Try it. It's 100%. #gaycarchallenge

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:20:53 AM EDT

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I nominate "Aimless wins".

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:22:48 AM EDT

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Any Camaro, Charger, or Mustang with anything other than a V8 and a manual transmission.

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Your manual transmission cars can be as manly as they want, losing in a race to my automatic transmission equipped Camaro.

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:22:56 AM EDT

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Miata

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:26:32 AM EDT

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Posted: 6/26/2018 10:29:30 AM EDT

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We used to call them the "Rolling Aquarium".

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:29:34 AM EDT

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He's probably too young to remember this awesomeness.

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I remember the day when my dad came home proud that he bought one of those. I refused to ride in it.

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:31:14 AM EDT

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I was at Tractor Supply last week. Older couple buying some odds & ends. Farm looking people. I check out right after them. Carrying my cat litter out to the truck, they're putting their chicken feed in a Smartcar.

One of the oddest things I've ever seen.

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Having lived 40 miles from the nearest source of things for much of my life, while I wouldn't buy a new Schmardt car, nor daily drive it, a guy I know has a couple for his tech support company. They actually have a shit ton of room and gas mileage 60+. And one of them was rear ended by a 74 pontiac, which was totalled, and only did 2000$ of damage to the schmardt car.

It would be nice if I got a jones for a cheeseburger, to only spend 3$ on gas instead of 14$.

You can get 8-10 bags of feed in one, easy.

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:32:39 AM EDT

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Every time I see a smart car I have an urge to drive over it. Parked and empty of course.

I drive a crew cab 4X4. My hubby and his friends tease me that they're going to get one for me for my birthday.

Nope.

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Wife saw you driving hubby and his car to work on Indiantown and Center St by Walmart................

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Posted: 6/26/2018 10:33:11 AM EDT

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i was gonna say prius but goddamn if aimless didn't nail it with whatever the hell that thing is

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:35:04 AM EDT

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My assessment of the above vehicle is this:

The guy driving that is 60 to 65 years old, gray hair, wears loafers without socks, dress cargo shorts, has a mustache, his wife is a housewife, same age yet overweight. Likes to get boned by other men. Vehicle driver enjoys this.

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:36:15 AM EDT

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My assessment of the above vehicle is this:

The guy driving that is 60 to 65 years old, gray hair, wears loafers without socks, dress cargo shorts, has a mustache, his wife is a housewife, same age yet overweight. Likes to get boned by other men. Vehicle driver enjoys this.

Basically, the driver is the same guy in any erectile dysfunction medication commercial, only gayer.

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:36:47 AM EDT

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Convertible Murano. Also, convertible PT Cruiser.

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:37:30 AM EDT

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Any Camaro, Charger, or Mustang with anything other than a V8 and a manual transmission.

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Posted: 6/26/2018 10:38:31 AM EDT

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Posted: 6/26/2018 10:39:25 AM EDT

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Posted: 6/26/2018 10:40:00 AM EDT

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I am old enough to have worked on a few B210's including at least one of these when I ran a garage.

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Posted: 6/26/2018 10:40:38 AM EDT

[#33]

Probably

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:41:40 AM EDT

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Wayne's World made the Pacer cool. Haters gonna hate.

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:42:17 AM EDT

[#35]

Aztec.

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:43:04 AM EDT

[#36]

Ok, OP, I think you win with your original post.

PS: Aztek was ugly, but not gay.

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:43:22 AM EDT

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I dunno about gay, but the Cube is a ugly-ass sumbitch.

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Leave the blonde (if biologically born a woman) and make the lego block car go away.

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:43:23 AM EDT

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I am old enough to have worked on a few B210's including at least one of these when I ran a garage.

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My best friend in high school had a 75 b210 coupe in orange/rust. It was hilariously awful. We drove the absolute shit out of that poor thing.

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:43:36 AM EDT

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You guys must have never seen a Murano Convertible

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Posted: 6/26/2018 10:44:31 AM EDT

[#40]

Le Car

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:45:01 AM EDT

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lol
Jimmies will be rustled!

I drive a 2011 F-150 Super Crew 4x4 with a V8, no fucks given.

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:46:13 AM EDT

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Father in law drives a maroon one.
I'd drive one if it was a turbo, manual with some STi bits...

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:46:17 AM EDT

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Pontiac Aztek
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How is it that guy isn’t using a Mac?

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:49:32 AM EDT

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The Chevy HHR

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The SS

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Turbo was badass

Posted: 6/26/2018 10:51:32 AM EDT

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I’m pretty sure a third of GD takes cold showers every morning because they wake up thinking of dicks.

The Murano convertible is for grandmothers,not gay men. Gay men drive BMWs and Audis,they sure as hell aren’t driving the 7 45 year old AMCs still on the road.