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Dude I will fuck someone uuuuuuuuup with some nunchucks.
(That someone will be me.)
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Mid '80s in Jacksonville, Kung Fu theatre came on tv around noon on Saturdays. That was my introduction to nunchuks. I wanted a pair badly.
I took my mom's broom out to the shed, sawed the handle down, screwed in eye bolts and tied the two pieces together with one of my dad's bootlaces.
I damn near beat myself stupid with those things. Then I got my ass kicked by mom for the broom and by dad for the bootlace.
It was worth it though, mom refused to admit defeat so I got to watch her sweep the kitchen with that sawed off, midget broom stick for about a week. I still laugh when I think about her, bent over trying to use that short broom stick while calling me an aggravating, little son of a bitch.