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Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:05:11 PM EDT
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Can’t we just sell that part of the country back to the French and let them deal with it?
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Well the Canadians are moving to Montana in droves so it's basically already happening.


Goddamn Snow Mexicans.
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:06:28 PM EDT
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It's been real nice knowing y'all.

Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:06:52 PM EDT
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If this eruption blots out the sun is that when we start growing people to serve as batteries?
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:08:20 PM EDT
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Some how some way there are lefties blaming me and my Dodge truck for this.
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That's Sig line material there.
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:08:34 PM EDT
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Use all that heat to generate electricity. Profit.
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This.

Take the money that we were giving to these researchers, and use it to fund tax incentives for geothermal plant there.
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:09:26 PM EDT
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Not quite. We will be growing people to eat them.

Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:10:38 PM EDT
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Because most of the geologists live there?

In reality, that map shows a mean-diameter blast ashfall radius for previous eruptions of that particular caldera. Here's a more detailed map.

http://www.newsprepper.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/0-75.jpg
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Based on that map let's hope for a summer eruption with the prevailing winds coming out of the SE.
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:16:52 PM EDT
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Can we move that down and a little to the left?
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Can we move that down and a little to the left?
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:18:34 PM EDT
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Why is it that liberal CA and NY are spared in that map?
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Why is it that liberal CA and NY are spared in that map?
Maybe God likes liberals?
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:18:47 PM EDT
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"Soon" in geologic terms could be 10,000 years.  Until I start seeing large scale uplift and deformation and clouds of deadly gas I'm not too concerned.
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:22:43 PM EDT
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Haha! Be good to go down here in the South East.
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:24:47 PM EDT
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Given where I live, it it blows, it'll be time to drink the bar dry, bang the wife, and have her and the dogs look at the flowers.
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:27:16 PM EDT
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Use all that heat to generate electricity. Profit.
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Yep.  We are good a fucking up natural things.  Lets put that skill to use and suck the heat out of that bitch and save the earth for once!
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:28:34 PM EDT
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Given where I live, it it blows, it'll be time to drink the bar dry, bang the wife, and have her and the dogs look at the flowers.
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You have an awesome jib
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:31:12 PM EDT
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Drill some holes to release the pressure.
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:33:10 PM EDT
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Dont care,might as well go out with some excitement
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:33:37 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:33:42 PM EDT
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What could possibly go wrong?
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:33:57 PM EDT
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Sounds like a medical procedure for a liberal skull.
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:34:49 PM EDT
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Quick let's give the government lots of money to research this!
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:35:05 PM EDT
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Truly terrifying stuff, but absolutely nothing to worry about it  because there isn't anything we can do about it. If it happens, it happens
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:37:25 PM EDT
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Hannah Shamloo:


WOULD!




Christy Till:





Aww, who the fuck am I kidding?  

STILL WOULD!
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:37:59 PM EDT
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Maybe God likes liberals?
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Why is it that liberal CA and NY are spared in that map?
Maybe God likes liberals?
"Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth."
Clearly not the liberals.

A.W.D.
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:38:51 PM EDT
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Drill some holes to release the pressure.
What could possibly go wrong?
Or just drop a big fucking nuke down the hole and get this shit started.

I didn't stockpile all that ammo for nothing.
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:39:14 PM EDT
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Would take a few drinks for the second one though...
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:39:45 PM EDT
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It will go to Hannah Shamloo and Christy Till in the form of
a grant.

Then they would become fur traders on a luxury boat leaving us to feel the burn.
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:42:28 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:43:35 PM EDT
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Crack in the World - Trailer
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:43:51 PM EDT
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Some how some way there are lefties blaming me and my Dodge truck for this.
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You and Trump.
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:45:33 PM EDT
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If that happens I'm stealing my dream car.  Fuck it.   I'll die the way I want to,  in a car I can't afford.

And thousands of years from now some alien archaeologists will dig a 2017 or 2018 Porsche 911 Turbo S out of the ash with my skeleton in it.  
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:47:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:49:13 PM EDT
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If that happens I'm stealing my dream car.  Fuck it.   I'll die the way I want to,  in a car I can't afford.

And thousands of years from now some alien archaeologists will dig a 2017 or 2018 Porsche 911 Turbo S out of the ash with my skeleton in it.  
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And when they fill the hollow formed when your body decayed, they will wonder why you died with an erection.
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:49:49 PM EDT
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The last paragraph of that article should have been "Or not."
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:51:23 PM EDT
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As long as this rock holds together for another 70-80 years I am good.

I, along with everybody I have ever met will be long dead by then. Good luck everybody else!
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:51:36 PM EDT
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What really worries me is that artificial intelligence will create a rocket powered robot that will determine that we need to bring an asteroid to earth for mining, but cosmic radiation will cause a glitch is the software on the space robot and it will miscalculate and the asteroid will fly off course and slam into the exact center of the Yellowstone Caldera at approximately 18,000 mph.

Yup, that is what causes me sleepless nights.  
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:53:18 PM EDT
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Yeah, I'm aware. Can't do shit about it so far as I know, so I'm not going to waste my time worrying about what may never happen in my or my son's lifetime. Also, I'm glad I moved back to Georgia, I used to live in Oklahoma.
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:54:18 PM EDT
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"Destroy all of mankind!??" Who are these "geologists"? Did they attend the same Mental Giants University (MGU) that Bill Nye the Dumba$$ Guy attended? As well as Nye's mental geniuses that are supposed to be "scientists" like Nye who actually isn't a real scientist, who claim that Global Warming is going to destroy the earth? So, will Global Warming destroy the earth or will SVY (Super Volcano Yellowstone) destroy the earth first.

This should be made into a Sy Fy Channel movie. "GW v. SVY" "The SVY threatens to erupt volcanic ash 25,000 miles up into space, thereby punching a hole through the Ozone Layer causing the earth's air to start escaping into space like a nail in the tire of your car leaking all the air out!" That ash contaminated air escaping into space will slowly work it's way to the sun where it will create a sunscreen, blocking out the sun's rays, threatening to kill all life on all of the planets in our solar system. Disclaimer: With the exception of Uranus which does not see the light of day anyway. "Only GW can save the earth by warming the earth's oceans to 98.6F causing in the ocean's waters to evaporate into the sky forming a giant rain cloud in an attempt to rain on the SVY causing the SVY's lava to cool, and form a hardened, impenetrable seal over the mouth of the SVY! Then GW can go back to causing the next Sharknado sequel.
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:54:56 PM EDT
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it will really really really suck to live in Wyoming that day
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:54:58 PM EDT
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What really worries me is that artificial intelligence will create a rocket powered robot that will determine that we need to bring an asteroid to earth for mining, but cosmic radiation will cause a glitch is the software on the space robot and it will miscalculate and the asteroid will fly off course and slam into the exact center of the Yellowstone Caldera at approximately 18,000 mph.

Yup, that is what causes me sleepless nights.  
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I think I read that book
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:55:57 PM EDT
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This.

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Use all that heat to generate electricity. Profit.
This.

Take the money that we were giving to these researchers, and use it to fund tax incentives for geothermal plant there.
dupe
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:55:59 PM EDT
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Dear Yellowstone,

Pleas take a number, step to the end of the line and wait your turn.

Thank you.
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:57:30 PM EDT
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Not quite. We will be growing people to eat them.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5_S4eGrczdQ/maxresdefault.jpg
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If this eruption blots out the sun is that when we start growing people to serve as batteries?
Not quite. We will be growing people to eat them.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5_S4eGrczdQ/maxresdefault.jpg
You mean we will all become...........democrats!
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:57:47 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/12/2017 4:59:17 PM EDT
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it will really really really suck to live in Wyoming that day
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On the bright side, it won't suck for long.
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 5:01:41 PM EDT
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The last sentence in the OP is quite laughable.
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They're working with Frigidaire to come up with a solution.
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 5:03:09 PM EDT
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On the bright side, it won't suck for long.
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it will really really really suck to live in Wyoming that day
On the bright side, it won't suck for long.
It would sure be a unique way to leave this life...
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 5:04:55 PM EDT
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well, that would sure cancel out all the world's cumulative debt.
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 5:05:31 PM EDT
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So this is why their trying to populate Antarctica.
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 5:06:41 PM EDT
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Get those bitches some funding. Bitches love funding
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 5:07:55 PM EDT
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Time for GD to plant edible mushrooms in moms basement. They grow absent of light and there will be plenty of dead plant matter and cellulose for them to munch on and turn in to food. Add in some hamsters for protein, even a generator and full spectrum UV ballast to grow green veggies with...
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